Jobless Reincarnation: The King with a Mental Problem

The sun is about to set.

As Wang walked back to his house, he kept mentally preparing himself.

It's just childish talk. Yes! That's exactly it! It's no big deal.

I was just saying it casually, who would take a six-year-old's words seriously?

At the dinner table, Wang was restless, trying to act normal, but he forgot what it meant to eat normally.

What do I usually do at this point? Eat the bread first or drink the soup first? No! I should break the bread apart and dip it in the soup first.

Rudy was muttering to himself, probably saying he wanted to train himself so he could become a teacher and earn tuition fees or something.

Everyone's attention was drawn to him.

Wang took the opportunity to look up and glance at Luo Qixi.

She sat next to Senis, head down, cutting meat on her plate, her expression calm, no different from usual.

His posture while cutting meat was normal. His breathing was normal. His ears weren't red.

Sure enough, they took my words as nonsense, just like those "Shadow Lords" and "Forbidden Witches" before, they just listened and then forgot.

Wang secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

I feel relieved that the relationship hasn't gotten worse, but at the same time, I feel a vague sense of loss.

Just then, I vaguely heard Rudy talking to me and asking me a question.

Unfortunately, the king's attention wasn't on him, and he didn't hear a word he said.

Since that's the case, then let's use my usual tricks.

"Yeah, you're right. Whatever, I don't mind."

This is my go-to excuse.

Then, the table fell silent.

Everyone stopped what they were doing, the air suddenly froze, and everyone's eyes were on me.

Senis's fork froze in mid-air. Paul's mouth was agape, he forgot to close it. Lilia's eyes widened, as if she were looking at a madwoman.

Luo Qixi's shoulders were shaking.

Rudy's face was filled with smug satisfaction, as if to say, "I knew you'd take the bait."

What's going on?! Did I reply to the wrong thing? This shouldn't be happening normally!

"...What's wrong?" Wang put down his cup, trying to remain calm.

Senis was the first to burst out laughing. She chuckled and covered her mouth with her hand, but the laughter still escaped through her fingers.

Paul laughed along, laughing so hard his chair shook.

"Hahahaha! The three sisters of Buyena Village! Excellent! Very excellent!"

Wang's brain went blank for a moment.

"What? What three sisters?"

Rudy stood up from his chair, put his hands on his hips, and raised his chin higher than his nose.

"What I was saying earlier—originally, 'three brothers' rhymed quite well, but now it's become 'one brother and two sisters,' so why don't we change the eldest brother's name too, and call him the 'Three Sisters of Buyena Village'? And then you say—"

He mimicked Wang's tone, lowering his voice: "Yeah, you're right. Whatever, I don't mind."

The king couldn't see his own face, but it must have changed from white to red, then from red to blue, and finally from blue back to almost transparent pale.

I never imagined that after teasing my younger brother my whole life, he would ruin my life.

"Anything is fine?" Luo Qixi finally raised her head, tears of laughter still glistening in the corners of her eyes. "You said it yourself. We all heard you."

"I don't mind!" Senis joined in the chorus. "Mom is very open-minded. I've always wanted a daughter, and now I have two."

"I am not—" Wang's voice rose eight octaves.

But Rudy interrupted him.

He stood up, lifted the non-existent hem of his skirt with both hands, and performed a perfect ladylike curtsy.

"Welcome to the team, big sister."

Wang buried his face in the bowl, pretending that he was a plant that didn't need social interaction.

the next day.

"Big brother! I heard from Rudy that you've become the eldest sister, is that true?"

Hilfi arrived early in the morning. Rudy stood to the side, arms crossed, waiting to see what would happen.

Please, please spare me.

Hilfi – are you sure you didn't do it on purpose?

After pondering for a long time, Wang decided to start acting like a rogue.

"...There is a way for you to have a gentle older sister, but there is only one way to do it."

Wang stood up, crossed his arms, and took a deep breath.

"That is—to command me. To force my unwilling head to the ground and then compel me to agree. If I still refuse, then beat me hard. Beat me, beat me, and beat me again until I obey! Until you can force me to agree!"

Whether I want it or not, force me into submission!

After saying that, he turned and left.

Rudy shouted angrily from behind, "You bastard! You broke your promise!"

The king did not turn around.

To say such shameless things is truly embarrassing and makes one ashamed to face others.

But at that moment—

Someone grabbed me from behind! Is this a sneak attack?!

Are you really going to pin me to the ground and beat me up?

In that case—let alone the eldest sister, she can probably only be the younger sister.

"Big brother! If you don't want to be the big sister, fine. How could we possibly beat you up? Please don't leave!"

gentle.

So gentle.

This is definitely not something that brat brother would say.

There is only one answer.

Wang turned around, squatted down, opened his arms, and hugged little Xilufei tightly in his arms.

"As expected! Only you! Only you, Silphiete, are my beloved little sister! I am overjoyed! Overjoyed! I am overjoyed to have a sister like you!!!"

"Big brother! I'll always be your good little sister!!!"

The two kings embraced each other and wept with emotion.

"Pah!" The knight, furious at being ostracized, shouted, his eyes red with anger. "You shameless bastard! I will never feel joy again!!!"

After forcefully suppressing the rebellious knights, the three siblings had a detailed discussion about their future plans.

Rudy will temporarily take over Silphie's affairs to hone his teaching skills.

He then announced his important mission: to go to a big city to become a teacher and earn tuition fees.

I will begin to train my body and swordsmanship, and then I will go to the land of the Sword Saints for arduous training.

Little Sylphie then made a surprising decision.

She wanted to leave the village with Loki and travel, become an adventurer, become a benevolent king, help others like me, and become as powerful as me.

The reasons given sound impressive, but something just feels off.

However, this is just right. If Silphie and Loki are together, they should be spared from being affected by the disaster.

And I remember that if no one had time-traveled, the two of them were supposed to become master and apprentice and travel together.

Wang promised to tell Luo Qixi about this.

In short, this may be the last time the three of us siblings can get together in the near future.

So let's touch it first today and have some fun playing together.

Whether it's patrolling the territory, fishing in the river, telling boastful stories, or playing house like a king.

Let's savor this joy for a short while.