Jobless Reincarnation: The King with a Mental Problem

The human realm, a world with six faces.

The northwesternmost corner of the continent is where the Holy Land of Swords is located!

On the cliff face eroded by the sea winds year-round, the black tiles of the temple are covered with thick snow.

The icicles hanging from the eaves trembled slightly in the wind, like rows of swords that no one had sheathed.

The absolute king of this world, who will surely seize everything in the future—the Shadow King!

Trevor Greirat.

Now he is extremely domineering, willful, and simply a complete villain!

Why?

Because I, the King, am going to turn the Holy Land of Swords into a chaotic mess, causing widespread suffering among the people...

actually......

It hasn't gotten to that point yet...

I'm just deliberately looking for trouble...

A cold wind blew in, making the banners on the flagpole of the temple flutter loudly.

Wang stood on a pole, holding an apple in one hand and eating it.

His gaze was fixed on the entrance to the children's private dojo.

That's right!

Wang Zheng is going to ambush people!

And now, the person I've been waiting for all this time—the crooked-mouthed dragon king Nina—has finally appeared!

Her hair was a mess from the wind, and she was followed by a group of younger brothers and sisters.

Is she really the one who controls demons?

never mind!

Now is not the time to think about these things!

He casually tossed the leftover apple core at Nina's head. The core hit her squarely on the head, bounced, and rolled into the snow.

Wang began speaking in a villainous tone.

"Hmph! I was merely inspecting the people's conditions, but I never expected to see a fool with a stupid face leading a bunch of little fools down the street!"

"You bastard! Are you looking to die?"

"That's incredibly disrespectful! Didn't you have any parents who disciplined you properly?"

The king had barely finished speaking when he put on a pensive expression again.

"Hmm... I guess that makes sense. It's normal for you to be ill-mannered. After all, a disgrace like you has already brought shame to your family, hasn't he?"

"What did you say?!"

The little girl seemed to be furious at my words; instead of placing her hand on the sword hilt, she gripped it so tightly that the color of her hand changed.

His teeth were grinding together, like an angry dog!

"Don't understand? Of course, a fool like you certainly needs me to explain things to you properly!"

"Look at the way you all are behaving!"

"You and your lackeys are a bunch of useless trash! You're all like a bunch of idiots!"

"And you! Your mouth is crooked, you look like a crooked-mouthed dragon king!"

"You have utterly disgraced the Holy Land of Swords!"

"It's normal for your dad to look down on you!"

"Only a genius like myself can make everyone feel proud and honored!"

"so!"

"Don't let me see you again! If I see you, I'll tear your filthy mouth apart!"

"I have to slap you in the face!"

"I'm warning you, little Nina!"

"If you dare to cause me any more trouble, you'll be in for a world of hurt! Remember that!"

"Hahahaha!!!!"

Stimulated by the king's gentle words, the girl blushed and her heart pounded. She shyly drew her sword and charged towards the pole where the king was standing!

This is the moment that the king has been waiting for.

He put his hands in his pockets and jumped down from the pole.

He just tilted his head slightly, and the blade grazed past his ear.

The second sword followed immediately with a horizontal slash. I leaned back, and the sword's edge swept past the tip of my nose.

"Hmph! Mr. Mu!"

I am now terrifyingly powerful!!!

She lunged forward, and I reached into my pocket and slapped her wrist, deflecting her sword.

The king reached out his other hand and gently stroked her head.

"You stupid dog, behave yourself before me."

"...Aaaaaah!!!"

As expected...

The humiliation of being patted on the head is far greater than you can imagine!

but......

I am overjoyed!

Nina was furious and started swinging her sword wildly, posing even less of a threat.

Wang stood still, slapping her sword away with one hand and touching her head with the other, constantly taking turns insulting each other!

She chops on the left, and I, the king, pat my head!

She chops on the right side, and I, the king, pat my head!

She's chopping at my head, but I'm still patting hers!

No matter how much you resist, you can't escape my grasp!

"You—you—let go—!"

"How dare you order me around?"

Nina's eyes reddened, and she clenched her teeth but couldn't hold back her tears.

She could only let the tears flow slowly.

"...What gives you the right...what gives you the right...?"

"Waaaaah..."

Little Nina was bullied by the Shadow King and lost her little pearl!

"Why? Because your father doesn't love you, of course."

"I'm thoroughly enjoying myself! Little girl! You'll only ever be a fool!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Wang laughed loudly like a villain!

I wish everyone could hear it!

Just then, a furious roar came from behind!

"Don't be afraid, girl! Your father is here!!"

"Nani—"

Wang was about to turn his head when he was punched and sent flying!

Clang! Clang!

Wang was punched in the eye socket, and his whole body flew out like a kite with a broken string, then rolled several times on the ground.

Shadow King's steel pipe hits the ground...

Wang tried to prop himself up, but he couldn't see anything clearly. He also felt a warm sensation under his nose, and a small patch of pink had spread on the snow.

"Old...Old Deng...you fucking..."

"What do you mean, 'you'?!"

Garolden mounted me directly, and the shadow enveloped the king completely.

Then he got punched repeatedly in the face...

"Damn it!!!"

"Kuchiya!!!"

"Damn it!!!"

"Bullying my daughter? Huh? You're tired of living?"

No... something's not right...

"Is...is it possible to reconcile...?"

"You wicked brat! You must be joking now!"

This...this isn't what we agreed on...

This morning

Wang finished his sparring session with Sword God Lao Deng today and is currently treating his injuries.

But then Old Deng suddenly spoke up...

"You mean—you want me to bully your young lady?"

"Um."

"And then you'll play the hero and save the damsel in distress?"

"Um."

Are you out of your mind?

"...You're the one who's sick."

I stood up, turned around, and left.

"etc!"

Old Deng grabbed the king's sleeve.

Wang turned around and saw that the old man's face was full of struggle.

He was completely devoid of the arrogant demeanor of the seven great powers he displayed in front of everyone during the day...

"...Just...help me out..."

"well......."

Wang sighed.

Seeing Old Deng's pathetic state, I felt inexplicably heartbroken...

Give me a reason!

"I want to have a proper talk with her... but you know how it is, she gets annoyed the moment she sees me, and she runs away before we can even exchange two words. So... we can't get through this..."

"So you're making me play the bad guy?"

"Didn't you say you didn't care about your reputation? Besides... you didn't have a good reputation to begin with..."

"..."

This king was unable to refute it.

My reputation for being a father at the age of eight is already an open secret...

Thanks to this old man, no one wentssip.

Those with the strength of a Shadow Realm cultivator shouldn't care about what others think...

Because no matter what others think, I, the King, will always walk my own path...

But......

That's such a huge loss!

Why should I help you?

"..."

Old Deng remained silent for a long time.

Tsk! What a clueless guy!

"...What benefits would I gain from this?"

Old Deng thought about it.

"Would you like to have dinner with me?"

"Do I need your food?"

Old Deng thought about it again.

"...Then what do you want?"

Finally... Old Deng finally asked that question!

"Water God Flow".

"What?"

"I know that you, Old Deng, know the Water God Flow technique. Teach me."

Old Deng's face turned green instantly.

"I am the Sword God! This is the Sword God's dojo!!!"

"Teaching me won't kill you."

"you--!"

"Fine, don't teach me then. I'm leaving."

"Wait, wait, wait—!"

Old Deng forcibly grabbed me again, squeezing my arm until it hurt terribly.

He closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, as if he had made a huge decision.

"......make a deal."

[Back to the present - in the snow]

Wang lay on the ground, his face still aching from the wounds, and there were still Old Deng's footprints.

Fine snowflakes landed on my face and the bridge of my nose, while the metallic smell mixed with blood lingered on the wound at the corner of my mouth, feeling cool and refreshing.

In a daze, I vaguely saw Old Deng pick up Nina and gently stroke her head...

Nina's face was streaked with tears, and Old Deng opened his coat and cloak, wrapping her completely inside.

"It's alright, Dad's here. Dad beat him up. That bad boy will never dare to bully you again."

Nina buried her face in Old Deng's arms, her shoulders shaking as she cried.

Then Old Deng carried his girl away, his figure gradually disappearing into the gray-white snow.

Oh shit!

I merely added a bit of my own interpretation to the mission...

Although......

possible......

Maybe......

perhaps......

It was a bit intentional...

But no matter what, it's all for the sake of perfectly completing the mission...

It was just a little bit too forceful...

But Old Deng's strength was truly extraordinary...

"Tch... Hahahaha!!!"

Wang, his face bruised and swollen, lay in the snow, gazing at the gray sky, and then laughed!

Now I've finally vented my pent-up emotions on that brat, and I even learned the Water God Style from Old Deng.

The only consequence was getting beaten up.

and......

Those two guys... always look so gloomy when they look at each other... I was just teasing them... that's all....

This might help Old Deng get closer to his daughter...

maybe......

This is the best entertainment in the world...