Jobless Reincarnation: The King with a Mental Problem

"Your father! The Sword God! You want me to teach you swordsmanship?"

"My dad... he can't explain it..."

Okay...that's true...

"And what about you?" Wang turned to look at Izelti. "Your grandma! The Water God! You can shatter the Sword God's QQ with a single finger! And you want to learn swordsmanship from me too!?"

Izuru's lips twitched, then her eyes reddened at a visible speed, and then—

"I....... Waaaaaaahh ...

Damn it! Why is this guy dropping little pearls?

All right......

It was indeed my bad attitude at first, and to be honest, she didn't cause me any trouble. On the contrary, I broke her sword, and I'm sorry... I even made her cry...

—The sin of making a girl shed tears must be paid for with blood! This is the rule I have set!

This sentence is also recorded in "Heroes of Shadow: Origins".

"Sigh..." Wang covered his face with one hand and sighed helplessly, "Don't cry! I'll teach you..."

The campfire crackled and popped, as if mocking the king.

【after a while】

During the day, I continued to follow Eileen to work on scientific research tasks.

Together, we traveled between various sampling points, debugging equipment, collecting samples, and analyzing data.

Even Sherry would hand Eileen tools when she was too busy.

Once the sun has completely set, the lights in the campground come on one by one, and when the campfire is burning brightest, the nighttime sword practice begins.

Old Deng would sometimes glance at it from afar, then pretend he hadn't seen anything, and stroll back to his tent, hands behind his back, playing a tune.

And so, I became the two guys' nighttime swordsmanship instructor.

Nina wants to learn the various accelerated sword-swing techniques of the Sword God style.

Although Old Deng could point out her problems, he was bad at expressing himself... and couldn't explain it clearly.

Old Deng himself was a genius, and for him, many things were just a matter of doing things this way, then doing that way, and then doing it this way again.

A typical "I did it, you learn from it" approach.

"Even the dumbest person can't learn the Light Blade technique before the age of 14, right?"

He said those words.

Wang remained silent for a long time after hearing this.

He inexplicably resembles that esteemed person.

Being too much of a genius isn't always a good thing. Old Deng couldn't explain it clearly, and Nina naturally couldn't understand it quickly either.

But I happen to lack the genius to break down and explain certain actions in detail.

How to turn this joint, how to shift that center of gravity, how to keep your breathing rhythm in time with the exertion—I talked until my throat was dry, but Nina was really listening.

When she gets serious, she's actually not that annoying.

And then a few days passed like that.

Izuru's Sword God Style has broken through...

what......

Ha ha......

This little girl, Izelti, is giving me even more of a headache.

This king only knows how to [flow], and it's Old Deng's unorthodox version.

It's obvious that the old water goddess knows these things better and can teach them better.

But she just didn't want to find her grandmother, insisting that I, the King, teach her, even saying that she would like to learn the Sword God Style.

"You, a disciple of the Water God School, and the granddaughter of the current Water God, want to learn the Sword God School from me?"

"You, a disciple of the Sword God School, aren't you also using the Water God School to bully others?"

Wang had no way to refute it...

So we made an exchange: I taught her the Sword God Style techniques and the [style] I had come up with, and she taught me the authentic Water God Style techniques that I had learned from the Water God Granny.

Oh......

hehe......

And now, because Izelti's Sword God style has broken through, Nina is unhappy again...

The two started arguing like elementary school kids again...

I really don't understand what's going on between these two kids.

The relationship is sometimes good and sometimes bad...

I don't know how idiots' brains are structured...

My dear little sister, Silphie, is much more sensible!

[After some time]

"Take it."

"...Huh?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the king threw his original sword over.

Little Rose paused for a moment, then looked up at me.

"I'm sorry about what happened before. I broke your sword."

"Don't worry about that kind of thing."

"I've said it before, I'm the kind of person who really values ​​fairness. If you don't accept it, I'll feel like I owe you something."

This is not a lie; Wang truly dislikes owing anyone anything.

"I see..."

"Yes, that's it..."

Little Rose took the sword, hesitated for a moment, and then slowly drew it.

The sword had no name, no decorations, and its overall design was the simplest.

but......

What matters is not the appearance, but the inner qualities.

This sword doesn't have any special effects.

In terms of hardness and sharpness, it far exceeds common sense.

If classified according to the grades in The Scroll of Taiwu, it would be at least a sword of grade three or higher.

The little girl had pretty good eyesight; she just gripped the sword hilt and gently turned her wrist, and her expression changed.

"This one... is of very high quality, I can't accept it..."

"Don't worry about it, I have quite a few of these swords in my collection."

Wang casually pulled out another identical sword from his cloak.

"Please accept it."

"......Thanks."

He's so polite, completely different from the crooked-mouthed dragon king next to him.

"I want one too!!!"

With a fierce shout, Nina lunged at my waist!

Oh shit!

Just like the monkeys on Mount Emei! Both hands went straight for the sword sheath at the king's waist!

What a fucking idiot!

Wang punched her until she knelt down, but perhaps because she had been beaten by him so many times, her resistance had actually increased! She still tried to pounce on him!

While dodging her attacks, Wang used a head-patting humiliation tactic, spreading his five fingers and pressing them down hard on her head.

But this guy is really something!

It's making gurgling noises and trying to scratch people with both hands!

You don't want to feel pressured, right?

Left with no other choice, I planted it back in the ground after a long absence.

"What a fool who never learns his lesson."

Wang used the head-patting humiliation tactic again! Only after bullying Nina to tears did Wang turn and leave, satisfied.

Nina behind him was crying loudly, and Izelti got up, probably wanting to help.

Wang turned around and stole a glance.

Izelti crouched behind Nina's head, then cupped Nina's chin with both hands and tried to pull it up!

Then, like pulling up a radish, he pulled backward with all his might, and the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King's mouth became distorted...

Won't this break Nina's neck?

never mind......

If it's broken, it's broken...

The king turned and left completely (without mercy).

It's not that I'm stingy, but the sword at my waist is truly extraordinary; it might be a top-tier, second-grade sword.

This is a weapon that I recently created in the Realm of Boundaries. Although it looks the same, its internal structure is quite different!

This is a product that combines the magical artifact principles I learned from Erin with my previous carbon nanotube composite material technology.

The underlying concept of the new weapon has been drastically changed:

This time, it's not just about making a sharp sword.

First, the magic stone was thrown into the inherent barrier by me. Then, I directly deformed and stretched that high-quality magic stone into a set of miniature magic conversion arrays, which served as the basic framework.

Then, carbon nanotubes are used to weave a three-dimensional framework to completely encapsulate the magic stone layer by layer, and then diamond crystals are grown inside the carbon nanotubes—achieving both toughness and hardness.

Magic is poured in, transformed by the magic stone, and then circulates along the sword's channels, transforming the entire sword into a magical sword with built-in attribute amplification.

The improvement in the transmission of battle aura is even better than I expected.

Previously, when using ordinary weapons, the sword blade would always suffer slight wear at the contact surface when covered with battle aura—the crystalline structure of metal is not a perfect conductor for battle aura.

However, the sword itself is now woven from carbon nanotubes and a deformed magic stone skeleton, and battle aura can travel along the skeleton network to the blade edge, so the loss is almost negligible.

This improvement might be just icing on the cake for others, but for me, this sword can serve as both a sword and a staff.

It also has an additional function: Wind King Barrier

This time it's not the kind of version where the character acts as a heater for the witch.

Instead, just like the original, it uses compressed wind magic to distort the beam of light.

Furthermore, it can inject compressed air directly into the wound and release it the instant the blade strikes the target, which is equivalent to detonating a Wind King Hammer inside the enemy's body.

This weapon, its blade faintly visible in the moonlight, embodies Old Deng's swordsmanship, Eileen's magical artifact theory, his own knowledge of materials science, and the Water God Style techniques he stole from Izuru.

Suddenly, I realized that this might be the most pride-worthy work I've ever created.

Then came the rather arduous naming process, and the new sword was named...

—Durandal.

The king's hand rested on the hilt of his sword. A cold wind blew in from the coast, filling his collar and carrying the scent of the sea and dew.

The king rejoiced in his own wisdom.

It's just in the distance...

Nina is still crying...

Kids are so energetic...

Wang Yiran was still happy.