Jobless Reincarnation: The King with a Mental Problem

[After a period of time - The Sacred Land of Swords]

Even though it's springtime according to the season, the wind and snow are still blowing wildly in the northwesternmost corner of the continent.

The wind whipped up snowflakes, determined to pour them down the king's neck.

Next time I'll buy a cooler scarf.

Um......

Thinking of this, memories of my past life, which I died in, suddenly began to assault my brain.

That happened when I was in school.

I received a somewhat messy, tattered triangular scarf from my older cousin.

It was as if I had inherited something; I received that sacred relic from my elder brother.

After putting on that scarf, I felt like the most handsome guy in the whole school.

Until he received feedback from the girl he liked...

As for what was said in the evaluation, I have already forgotten...

Anyway, it wasn't until I became a god again that I started to re-examine that incongruous style of dressing.

Ugh......

The cloak was lifted by the wind and then fell back down.

Therefore, he suddenly discovered the benefits of the other world.

No matter how strange someone's clothes are, there will always be someone who dresses even stranger. Compared to them, I, with my aesthetic sense from another world, am definitely much cooler.

"Little Dragon King, go home, everyone! Goodbye!"

"Clearly you..."

I have no interest in listening to the nonsense the Little Dragon King is spouting. Right now, I only have one thought in my mind!

Little Aisha!

I'm back!

Pushing open the door, I saw the fireplace burning brightly, its orange-red light bathing the entire living room in a warm glow.

Lilia was sitting on the sofa sewing a small garment when she heard the door open and looked up. Before she could even say hello, I had already thrown my luggage on the ground and rushed to the sofa.

Then she took out the penguin plush toy and showed it to Xia Aisha.

"Gurgle, gurgle!"

"Coo coo...caw caw?"

But Aisha doesn't seem to like this wicked penguin that tricks people into buying QQ coins...

She pushed the doll away with her hand and stared at me for a while with her big green eyes.

Then two little arms stretched out towards me.

It let out a happy "Goo-ga!"

Very good!

Little Aisha prefers me to the bad penguin!

I am overjoyed!

I lifted her off the sofa, held her high, and spun her around.

She giggled, kicking her legs wildly in the air.

We spun around for who knows how many times, and we were both a little dizzy. After we put her down, her little hands still clung to my clothes and wouldn't let go.

I pulled her into my arms from under my armpits, and she automatically found the most comfortable position, resting her head on my shoulder and curling up like a cat.

"Have you missed me?"

"Gurgle."

"Yes, I miss you too."

Lilia watched from the side, her lips twitching slightly.

She didn't say anything, but got up and went to the kitchen to put the kettle down, probably to make tea.

I took out the gifts I brought back one by one.

The hand-cranked bell has a little bear engraved on the handle and makes a jingling sound when you shake it.

She shook it a few times, indicating she didn't like it...

That set of wooden building blocks!

It was the perfect size for her little hands to grasp, and all the edges had been rounded off so it wouldn't scratch her skin.

She still doesn't seem to like it very much...

Because she crawled toward the penguin plush toy that I brought back...

Aisha stared at the penguin for a long time, looking left and right, and then suddenly opened her arms and hugged the penguin.

The penguin was squeezed face to face, as if they were kissing.

Then she raised her head and shouted "Gah!" at the king again.

"Have we found our kind?"

I poked her little belly, and little Aisha twisted and turned, but she just wouldn't let go of her penguin friend.

Gifts delivered!

correct!

And fruit!

Those melons, bought from the town, were round and plump, with white skin tinged with green.

The one I had before was pretty good!

but......

With one cut, the melon split in two.

White flesh...

Even the seeds are white...

Oh shit!

I, the King, have been tricked!

Looking back now...

His expression at that moment was definitely off!

hateful!!!

Next time, I'll definitely overturn that bastard's melon stand!

Having roamed the world for so many years, slaughtering everyone from bandits to nobles, I was actually scammed by a melon seller.

But—what did that guy look like again?

Round face? Probably.

Fat? I guess so.

The more I searched in my mind, the more blurred the person's features became; the harder I tried to think, the more indistinct they became.

In the end, it turned into Brother Hao, who bought melons from Huaqiang...

never mind......

You've messed with me... you've really messed with me!

Don't let me catch you!

The plan to overturn the stall was put on hold for the time being.

The king, fuming, pulled out an apple, wiped it on his sleeve, and took a big bite.

fine......

At least this one is sweet...

Therefore, I finally managed to suppress the white-fleshed melon's anger a little.

Aisha peeked out from my arms, stared at the apple near my mouth, then looked at my hand, then at the apple, opened her little mouth, and let out a short "Ah".

"Want some?"

"Gurgle~"

I took out a new big apple and held it to her lips. She held it with both hands and tried to open her little mouth wide.

but......

I couldn't bite it.

He's only one year old now, and only has a few baby teeth in his mouth. His bite force is practically nonexistent.

She spent a lot of effort, but couldn't even leave a single scratch on the apple's surface.

Apple defeated Little Aisha without a scratch!

I was laughing so hard.

She stared at the marks on the apple, then at the king's mouth, then at the apple again.

She seemed to be conducting a rigorous comparative study, then her brows furrowed, her lips pursed, and she got angry.

She pushed the apple away, broke free from my arms, and crawled to the corner of the sofa, lying face down and bottom up, motionless.

Like a turtle whose shell has been turned inside out.

A few seconds later, she rolled over again and began to do somersaulting.

Her little legs were pounding on the sofa cushions, her little fists were clenched tightly, and she was making a series of incomprehensible "gurgling" sounds.

Ok.

Since that's the case, then let me, the King, face off against Apple!

Wang picked up the apple and walked towards the kitchen, intending to cut it into small pieces and feed it to Aisha.

I did it very carefully!

After a short while, I cut the peeled and cored apple flesh into one-centimeter cubes.

but......

When Wang arrived in the living room...

The thrashing on the sofa had stopped.

Aisha...out of power...asleep...

She lay there, her little mouth slightly open, which had been protesting just moments before, with her thumb inside.

Suck, stop, suck again...

Her face still bore the furrowed brow from her earlier anger, but her fingers were sucking rhythmically.

I sat down beside her and placed the sliced ​​apple aside.

And then... I found myself wanting to cause trouble again.

I gently tapped her belly with my index finger, and through the penguin suit, I could feel the warmth of her soft skin.

She hummed incoherently, her brows furrowing even more.

Okay... I won't cause any more trouble...

Spread your fingers out, then place your palm on the little penguin's belly and rub it for a while.

As she massaged, her brows slowly relaxed, and the corners of her mouth curved into a faint smile.

I wonder what she's dreaming about?

Is he eating an apple? Or is he kissing his penguin friend?

The wind was still blowing outside the window, and snowflakes were hitting the glass with a soft rustling sound.

The Holy Land of Swords is always like this, with the cold wind blowing incessantly.

The firewood in the fireplace collapsed, making a soft crackling sound. The flames flickered and then steadied, the orange-red light dancing on Aisha's face.

I gently picked up Aisha and let her rest against my chest.

Her breath seeped through the fabric, warm and gentle, rising and falling like a small animal curled up against my chest.

There are many tasks now, but...

The small weight in my arms completely crushed my plans.

Listen to the howling wind outside, the burning firewood inside, and Xia Aisha's breathing.

My eyelids are starting to droop too.

Today... I touched it...

After making this difficult decision, Wang lay down on the sofa and put Aisha next to him in his arms.

Goodnight, Makka Pakka...

【after a while】

I don't know how long I slept, so long that I started having strange dreams.

In my dream, Lilia's place became the Sword God Old Deng, and Aisha in my arms became a QQ penguin...

"What the hell kind of weird dream is this? So unlucky..."

After saying this, I closed my eyes, hugged the doll in my arms tighter, and continued to sleep.

I hope to dream of a witch...

Then I got a slap on the butt!

He suddenly opened his eyes, about to curse whoever dared to ambush the Shadow King, when he saw Old Deng's wrinkled face standing in front of him, his hand still hanging in mid-air, ready to strike a second time.

I turned my head and glanced at the opposite side of the sofa. Nina was sitting there, holding Aisha in her arms.

Aisha was actually awake, and with her two little hands she grabbed Nina's blue hair and pulled it towards her face. Nina glared at me with a crooked mouth, and after glaring, she turned her head to Aisha with a gentle expression, just like in a Sichuan opera face change!

When did they become so close?

Aisha giggled in her arms, laughing even more happily than she did in my arms!

There are cows!!!

"What on earth are you two bastards trying to do?!"

Old Deng covered his face with one hand, stammering for a long time, and what he said was completely unintelligible...

"Old Deng, do you have a dick in your mouth?! Can you explain yourself clearly?!"

"you......!"

Old Deng actually...didn't come over to beat me up...?

not good!

This is definitely a big deal!

"If you can't explain yourself clearly, then shut up! I'm very busy! Take your little dragon king and leave!" With that, the king pushed the two of them, trying to shoo the father and daughter away! "Go! Get out of here!!!"

Unfortunately, I am still too young to get rid of these two shameless fellows!

"My daughter wants to learn swordsmanship and magic from you!"

"No!"

Absolutely not!

"Why! Are you looking down on my daughter?!"

What do you think?

you still need to ask?

"But I've treated you well, haven't I? And you won't even help with something this simple?"

hateful!

This old man has indeed treated me quite well...

I need to think of a more reasonable reason to refuse...

Got it!

After Wang walked over to Nina and snatched Aisha back, he sat back down in the main seat.

"It's not that I'm unwilling to teach, it's just that I'll be very busy for the next period of time."

First, we need to organize and study what we've gained this time, and then we need to study magic.

Moreover, from the little girl who taught Izelti, I also heard about one of the five great mysteries of the Water God Style, [Sense]. Although there is no specific training method, I will be researching this aspect for some time to come.

And I also need to give my little darling Aisha her magic lessons.

There are many things to take care of, I don't have time right now...

"While I'm doing this for my daughter..."

"Your daughter can learn on her own using my magic book first."

"But... my daughter can't read..."

"Shouldn't you look for the problem within yourself?"

"But... if you learn to read, you become less intelligent, and if you become less intelligent, you won't be able to learn swordsmanship..."

"Huh? What kind of logic is that?"

"Our reasoning here..."

"But Lao Deng, aren't you literate?"

"I learned swordsmanship first, and calligraphy... I learned it later..."

"Then what about me...?"

"You are... a special case..."

"..."

This king truly cannot understand what kind of utter nonsense this is...

In short, all I can say is "Awesome!"

"...How dare you say that to me? Your little one...can't even talk yet! All he does is gurgle and coo. How are you going to start his education?"

"My method for giving Aisha her magical enlightenment is to use a large number of beginner magic scrolls."

"Wow? That's so extravagant?"

"Yes, it's that extravagant."

"...Awesome."

Okay, now it's Harden's turn to say it's awesome...

The magic power consumed by each novice magic scroll is not much, but it is the only clumsy method I can think of to train my magic power in advance.

The scrolls for basic magic have a very low barrier to entry. To put it simply, they are pre-compiled magic circles engraved on a scroll, and the user only needs to use a little bit of magic to trigger them.

Aisha's current magical energy circulation is far more active than that of her peers. All Aisha needs to do is learn how to infuse magic into it.

First, let her get used to casting magic with a scroll from a young age; this process itself can train her magical power.

We'll teach her the theoretical knowledge gradually when she's a bit older.

The reason it's called a clumsy method is because basic magic is something anyone can learn in a short time, so no one makes these scrolls.

The materials consumed are completely disproportionate to the output.

But with my abilities, I can naturally reduce the cost.

But can I tell this to others?

That must not be the case!

"How about this, Old Deng, you read the book to your daughter first, then you guide her in studying on her own. If there's anything she still doesn't understand, she can come to me for help, how about that?"

"Alright... then..."

This should be exactly what Old Deng wanted; he probably wants to spend more time with his little dragon king now.

"Okay! It's decided then!"

Before Old Deng could say anything more, I had already pushed him and Nina, along with Nina, to the door.

There was little resistance this time.

only......

Aisha waved to Nina and made a loud "ga".

That tone... it was a farewell...

Waaaaah!

There are cows!!!

Wang closed the door, leaned against it, looked at Aisha who was still peering towards the door in his arms, and pinched her cheek.

"You should spend less time with that crooked-mouthed girl. Playing with idiots too much will make you stupid, you know?"

Aisha looked at me and burped.

After sending the father and daughter away, I realized I hadn't really fooled them.

There is so much to do.

The most valuable piece of information about the Water God Style that I stole from Izuru was the so-called [sense].

One of the five great mysteries of the Water God Style, its principle is roughly to master the fighting spirit and then spread it out of the body, perceiving everything within the range centered on oneself.

The higher the precision of perception and the more information it can analyze, the more powerful it is.

It is said that the Water Goddess Granny has reached the pinnacle in this regard.

The ability to perceive the position, shape, direction of movement, and signs of force of all surrounding objects without using the eyes is the foundation for the Sword Realm's ability to launch a 360-degree counterattack without any blind spots.

What a load of bull...

Wasn't he instantly killed by Old Deng with a single sword strike?

but......

Isn't this just the divine consciousness from cultivation novels?

If I learn this trick, I can make up for my weakness in information gathering!

Cheers!

As for today...

Actually, it's also about re-planning new tasks for me.

Based on the experiments he conducted with Eileen, magic can be directly converted into pure energy without going through the intermediate step of elemental conversion.

In that case, perhaps it is possible to develop a device that can directly convert magic into energy.

Simply put, it's an EA that can emit light cannons.

Incidentally, they use those impressive-sounding theories from another world to disguise the real principles.

—The three blades correspond to the cosmic forms of heaven, earth, and the underworld, respectively.

—It is a treasure among treasures, wielded by the gods to create the world, embodying pure power itself.

Of course, its heat output must be strictly limited to prevent a chain reaction.

Mass-energy equivalence equation...

Matter is energy that will be frozen...

So magic is actually something similar, and the frozen energy is more than hydrogen, and energy is not only manifested in the form of 'heat'.

The excess energy could perhaps be used to create something like special effects.

For example, stirring up the wind and clouds, creating lightning, releasing shockwaves, emitting bright light...

but......

This is so difficult...

I touched it, I touched it.

I'll get a good night's sleep first...

【Day 2】

This king rarely gets a break, so I slept until noon, but what I saw when I opened the door was...

The pure love swordsman, Kino, whom we've been waiting for for who knows how long.

And this guy!

He knelt down and wanted to become an apprentice as soon as they met!

"Brother! Please take me as your apprentice!"

"Damn it! What's wrong with you all?!"