Activating the Omniscient System, I'm doomed!

"Mr. Xu, this tender document needs your signature."

In the CEO's office, a female manager brought in some documents.

White shirt, black mini skirt, high-heeled stockings...

Xu Zangfeng stared at him intently for a moment, then solemnly picked up a Parker pen and quickly signed his name.

He then handed the document back: "Liz, work overtime tonight, let's discuss the details of the tender document in more detail."

The female manager glanced back at the door, saw it was closed, and immediately pounced on it: "Right now, since we can't do it anyway..."

She had barely finished speaking when she saw the other person's gloomy face, and she quickly stood up and apologized: "Mr. Xu... Mr. Xu, I didn't, I didn't mean that, I meant, I meant..."

"Get out!"

Xu Zangfeng tried his best to control his anger.

He knew in his heart that there was no unintentional mistake at all; even a casual remark represented his true thoughts.

That's not what I meant.

that is!

That's exactly what I mean!

What's wrong with erectile dysfunction?

Back in the day, I was the king of golden guns...

Ugh.

Xu Zangfeng sighed deeply.

He took out his phone, opened the list of medications, and found that several of them were effective, but also had significant side effects. He had taken too many of them and had even developed drug resistance.

"These experts are all incompetent."

Xu Zangfeng shook his head, put down his phone, and turned on his computer to browse patient forums, trying to find a drug with fewer side effects.

Buzz~ Buzz~

Suddenly my phone vibrated.

This is a message notification from Weixin.

He picked up his phone and glanced at it casually:

"LY has requested to add you as a friend. Accept/Reject."

"Note: Mr. Xu, I'm involved in the transmission of traditional techniques. Besides the 'White Jade Carved Inkstone Screen,' I also have ancestral massage techniques for strengthening yang and tonifying the kidneys. If any friends are interested, please introduce me. It's effective on the same day without medication. The first day's movements are on my cloud drive..."

Ok?

Xu Zangfeng, who had intended to skip over it, quickly noticed the words "aphrodisiac" and "kidney tonic".

"A family secret recipe? Effective on the same day without medicine? Want to try it?"

Xu Zangfeng was just trying anything, thinking it couldn't get any worse.

Position your computer upright, open your browser, and type in the letters of the cloud drive link one by one.

Soon I saw three pictures.

The massage movements are very simple, just some acupressure techniques and repetitions.

"How could this possibly work!"

Xu Zangfeng didn't believe it at all.

He had already consulted traditional Chinese medicine practitioners, and had even tried acupuncture, let alone massage, but to no avail.

Although he didn't believe it verbally, his hands and feet were quite obedient; he had already taken off his shoes and socks and tried to press the points.

After massaging the acupoints as shown in the picture.

Xu Zangfeng's expression changed completely.

That unspeakable secret...

It actually worked?

"That's so exaggerated? How is that possible?"

Xu Zangfeng verified it several times, and found it increasingly unbelievable.

He barely resisted the urge to call the female manager in.

He picked up his phone and first accepted LY's friend request.

Then I opened the chat window and sent a message:

"?"

"I'm asking for a friend: what's the meaning of the movements on the first day? Are they different every day?"

……

Xincheng Antique Street.

Luo Yi has already sold the antique "Seated Manjushri Bodhisattva Statue".

He had considered selling both items to Xu Zangfeng, but the latter might not be interested.

And the friend request hasn't been accepted yet.

Besides, there's no problem with this Manjushri Bodhisattva statue, so it's fine to sell it on the antique street.

"Mr. Luo, I've had someone transfer the funds. Please check your account."

The antique shop owner, a fat man in his fifties, spent more than two hours getting the matter settled.

And just as the system said, this was the only shop on the whole street that could afford the price.

"Okay, I'll ask."

Luo Yi got up and walked to the door. He opened the All-Knowing APP on his phone, pressed the voice button, and asked about the situation as if he were making a phone call.

Unsurprisingly, the 1426 million has indeed been credited to the account.

"Transaction complete, I'm leaving now."

"Eh...wait a minute..."

The portly boss approached with a chuckle. "You're running errands for someone else; the real owner hasn't shown up, right?"

"Yes, I didn't expect you to guess that."

Luo Yi was overjoyed; this was an even better outcome.

"Hahahaha... I knew it..." The fat boss laughed happily, then took a brown bookmark from the cabinet. "This is for you. If you have any other goods in the future, come find me. Even if I can't finish them, I can still recommend buyers to you."

Just as the system predicted, this guy wanted to make friends and make a little profit from the difference.

However, this time, Luo Yi will not hand over the "White Jade Carved Inkstone Screen" to him again.

"no problem."

He gave a casual reply and then left the antique street with his backpack.

As soon as I got back to the entrance of Cuiqiandu residential area, my phone vibrated.

Upon closer inspection, it was a WeChat message sent by Xu Zangfeng.

"The application was approved?"

"Kidney-tonifying and aphrodisiac products are still more appealing."

Luo Yi smiled.

He typed a reply:

"To recover to your teenage years, simple massages are definitely not enough. You need to increase the difficulty day by day, just like running. You start by running one kilometer and then run ten kilometers."

Xu Zangfeng replied in less than ten seconds:

"Can you really go back to your teenage years? Is that true??"

"Bro, what's the next massage move?"

"Three million. My friend is willing to pay three million to buy the rest of the content."

"Hey bro, are you busy? Can you reply to my message a little faster?"

How long does it take to reach adolescence?

"If three million isn't enough, you name your price?"

"How about eight million?"

"??? Where did they go???"

In the brief moment it took to unlock the door, the other party bombarded me with a barrage of messages.

Luo Yi was both amused and exasperated upon seeing this.

I didn't expect the other party to be in such a hurry.

They immediately made an exorbitant demand:

"Thirty million, and you can recover after 49 days of continuous massage."

The other side immediately fell silent.

Luo Yi was just saying it casually, and he didn't really expect to sell that many, since there are many kidney-tonifying and aphrodisiac drugs on the market.

However, to everyone's surprise, Xu Zangfeng agreed immediately after a moment of silence:

My friend said it's okay.

Does this work?

Luo Yi felt he hadn't said enough.

It's so easy to make money off the rich!

"However, he was worried that the results might not be satisfactory after 49 days, and he would need to pay in installments."

Xu Zangfeng was clearly not stupid, and added another sentence.

Luo Yi asked curiously, "How do I pay in installments?"

"That's simple. I'll pay you 10 a day, and the remaining balance will be settled on the 50th day."

Luo Yi lowered his head and began to ponder.

Asking the other party to pay 30 million in one go is indeed asking too much.

Because there's no way to guarantee the results after 49 days.

What if the massage in the first few days was a case of killing the fish, and then it had no effect afterward?

Rich people aren't stupid; they'll definitely think of this.

However, installment payments also pose risks for Roy.

He had no choice but to open the All-Knowing app and ask:

"Is it possible for Xu Zangfeng, whom I chatted with on WeChat, to fulfill his installment payment obligations? Please be more specific."

This problem is expected to take 18 minutes.

Luo Yi scratched his head.

When you urgently need an answer, this search time can be quite troublesome.

You need to reach level 1 special physique as soon as possible, which will give you the ability to shorten the time.