After wearing it: I traded a pig for a man.

"Song Minglang!" Jiang Yuntian rolled up his sleeves and stood at the door. "My sister doesn't care about you anymore. Get lost and stop causing trouble!"

Although he was very angry with Jiang Yun Ning, it was a family matter behind closed doors.

Song Minglang didn't believe it. He knew Jiang Yuning liked his face the most, so he deliberately raised his chin and pretended to be arrogant: "Jiang Yuning, I'm giving you one last chance! If you miss this one, you won't find a husband as handsome as me again."

Jiang Yun Ning rolled her eyes and grabbed Jiang Che, who was standing behind the door watching the show. "Come on, you look like a toad. My husband is much better looking than you."

Jiang Yuning approached Jiang Che with a forced smile, pinched his arm, and whispered, "Don't think I didn't see it; you're watching the show."

Jiang Che showed no embarrassment at being caught; he simply stopped watching the spectacle, stood up straight, and dutifully fulfilled his responsibilities as a husband.

His eyes were filled with the anger of someone stealing his wife, and he stared straight at Song Minglang.

He kept Jiang Yuning's words firmly in mind: their secret of being a fake couple must not be discovered by others. Otherwise, Jiang Yuning would definitely despise him again, saying he was worse than a pig.

Thinking this, Jiang Che, who had been pretending to be angry, actually got angry, and his gaze made Song Minglang a little scared.

"You!" Song Minglang glanced at Jiang Che's face, immediately losing face. "Hmph, so what? A slave can't pass the imperial examinations! I'm going to take the exam to become a scholar."

Jiang Yun Ning laughed: "You've been taking the exam for years and still haven't passed. I could send my pig to school for a few years and it might be better than you."

As soon as he finished speaking, the people around him burst into laughter.

"What nonsense are you spouting!" Granny Yang wanted to pounce on him, but then she remembered how hard Jiang Yun Ning had hit her that morning, and immediately pulled her foot back: "My son is a literary star descended from heaven!"

Jiang Yunning said "Oh": "Then your Wenquxing (a character in the Chinese dictionary) must have fallen down and damaged his brain, right? You should take him to see a doctor quickly. If you find out early, there might still be hope."

Jiang Che listened from the side and felt that although Jiang Yun Ning's words were somewhat crude, they were indeed very reasonable.

"Jiang Yunning! You can't read a single character and don't understand how difficult it is to pass the imperial examination. I don't blame you." Song Minglang's face was tense.

It wasn't that he was tolerant; it was simply that, apart from Jiang Yun Ning, that fool, no one else would allow him to spend money so extravagantly.

Jiang Yun Ning was too lazy to listen to any more nonsense and directly raised her hand to stop him: "If it weren't for the money you've spent on our family all these years, our Anhe would have passed the imperial examination long ago, and definitely would have passed the county-level examination before you. Just wait, I'll send my Anhe to study soon. You're a hopeless case, you might as well go home and work the land, so your mother wouldn't have to come to our house begging for food and money."

Jiang Anhe, who was hiding behind Liu Yuzhi, suddenly widened her eyes and whispered, "Mother, is Aunt praising me?"

Liu Yuzhi's eyes also showed surprise: "Yes, Auntie is praising you."

Song Minglang couldn't hold back any longer and rushed over, wanting to make a move.

Before Jiang Che could make a move, Jiang Yuntian had already rolled up his sleeves, revealing his muscular arms.

His muscles, honed from years of hard labor, were far superior to those of the skinny Song Minglang: "What are you doing! Trying to hit me?"

Song Minglang wasn't afraid before because Jiang Yuning protected him, but now he's unsure if Jiang Yuning has really given up on him.

"I...I didn't." He guiltily looked away.

"Big brother," Jiang Yun Ning called out, "Get out of the way!"

Jiang Yuntian was stunned for a moment, but Jiang Che, who was standing next to him, reacted very quickly and reached out to pull Jiang Yuntian.

Despite his frail body, he pulled the burly Jiang Yuntian a meter away, then immediately raised his hand to cover his nose and tried his best to press his body against the wall.

Then, a bucket of pig manure and urine mixture traced an arc in the air and accurately splashed all over Song Minglang, along with Granny Yang behind him.

"Ah!" Song Minglang screamed, "Ugh! Jiang Yun... ugh... Ning!"

"You damned bastard! I'm going to kill you!" Granny Yang shouted as she lunged forward, but her foot slipped and she fell to the ground.

She instinctively reached out to brace herself, but in doing so, she also knocked down Song Minglang in front of her.

Jiang Yun couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Granny Yang, I didn't realize you two liked pig manure so much. You can't even bear to waste the bits that fall on the ground. Consider this bucket of pig manure a free gift. But next time you come, I'll have to charge you."

After saying that, he led his family into the house without looking back.

Jiang Che immediately closed the door behind him and bolted it, afraid that the Song mother and son would rush in and make the whole house smell bad.

Jiang Yun Ning was washing her hands when Jiang An He cautiously moved closer to her and timidly called out, "Auntie, are you really going to send me to school?"

Jiang Yun Ning wiped her hands and squatted down: "An He, your aunt keeps her word. If you don't believe me, let's pinky swear?"

She reached out her hand, and Jiang Anhe looked at her with wide, round eyes. Then she reached out her hand and hooked it with hers.

At the small dinner table, Jiang Yuntian and Liu Yuzhi's attitudes changed. They no longer mentioned the matter of dividing the family property, but they also did not completely trust Jiang Yunning.

Jiang Yunning wasn't in a hurry; everything was progressing in a positive direction.

"Jiang Che, you should take some time every day to teach An He to read." Jiang Yun Ning took a bite of the black bread, chewing for a long time before swallowing.

It tastes awful, it makes my throat sore.

Improving our diet is now an urgent matter.

"You can read?" Jiang Yuntian asked, looking at Jiang Che.

"Yes." Jiang Che nodded: "You can read."

Jiang Yuntian asked in confusion, "Where are you from? Who else is in your family?"

"His brain is damaged; he doesn't remember people or things from before," Jiang Yunning explained.

Jiang Che's temples throbbed with anger upon hearing this. He couldn't help but retort, "My mind isn't broken, I've just forgotten some things."

Jiang Yun Ning didn't take it to heart, and looking at Jiang An He who kept glancing at Jiang Che after taking a few bites of food, she asked, "An He, why do you keep looking at him?"

As if her secret had been exposed, Jiang Anhe embarrassedly threw herself into Liu Yuzhi's arms.

"Anhe, you must call him uncle from now on, understand?" Wang Cuihua instructed.

Jiang Anhe nodded: "Uncle is handsome."

The child's innocent praise made Jiang Che's face flush, and he could only lower his head to hide his embarrassment.

"Anhe has such good taste." Jiang Yunning smiled and put some food into his bowl. "A child who eats well will grow up to be very good-looking."

Jiang Anhe's eyes widened, and she immediately picked up her bowl and began to eat heartily.

After the meal, Jiang Anhe leaned over and grabbed Jiang Che's finger, her big eyes looking up at him without saying a word, just holding on tightly and refusing to let go.

Jiang Che's earlobes turned red once again.

"I didn't expect that your cold face would be so appealing to children." Jiang Yun Ning was somewhat surprised.

Children have a clean energy field and can judge whether someone is a good person or a bad person.

Jiang Che glanced at her and smugly snorted.

This was the first time he had managed to regain his composure in front of Jiang Yun Ning.