Douluo Continent: Starting from Tianshui Academy
Chapter 252 Yu Xiaogang's Title?
Chapter 252 Yu Xiaogang's Title?
Looking at Tang San's unwilling expression, Ye Liangchen knew what the guy was thinking. He thought that after obtaining the Rakshasa Divine Trial, he felt that he had become powerful again, but he did not expect that reality would be cruel.
The arrival of Tang San and his group attracted the attention of others. Before long, the news reached Tenglong Pavilion, and a group of beauties, including Shui Bing'er, Xue Wu, and Zhu Zhuqing, also came to watch the excitement.
Wow! These beauties are gorgeous!
When Ma Hongjun, Dai Mubai, and Oscar saw Shui Bing'er and her group of beauties, their eyes lit up. Ma Hongjun, in particular, was burning with lust, drooling and looking like a lecherous lecher.
"Hey fatso, what are you looking at? Never seen a beautiful woman before?"
"To be so lewd and obscene in broad daylight, really..."
Dugu Yan, Xue Wu, Yu Hairou and the others couldn't stand Ma Hongjun's lewd appearance, so they directly and coldly retorted a few words.
"Hongjun, look at you, you're a disgrace." Yu Xiaogang shouted at Ma Hongjun, trying to bring him to his senses.
Tang San and Yu Xiaogang now feel an instinctive aversion to beautiful women, as if they were seeing a monstrous flood.
"Xiao Chen, what's going on? Why are they looking for you?" Shui Bing'er came to Ye Liangchen's side and asked curiously.
"It's nothing, I guess I've become too famous lately, and they want to see my handsome face." Ye Liangchen spread his hands and talked nonsense with a straight face.
"Pfft...! Little Chen, we feel like you're showing off, but we have no proof."
"Little Chen, you said that showing off will get you struck by lightning, so watch out!"
Shui Bing'er, Shui Yue'er, Xue Wu, Yu Hairou, Dugu Yan and the others burst into laughter as they watched Ye Liangchen spouting nonsense with a straight face, like a hundred flowers in full bloom.
"Dai Mubai, what are you doing here? Weren't you fighting with your elder brother in the Star Luo Empire?"
Looking at Dai Mubai's disheveled appearance, Zhu Zhuqing felt very fortunate for her choice back then.
"Zhu Zhuqing, I was just passing by and thought I'd drop by."
Looking at Zhu Zhuqing's fiery figure and stunning beauty, Dai Mubai felt a pang of unease, like a cat scratching at his heart. This woman should have been his wife; with her help, he would have already secured the position of Crown Prince of Xingluo Kingdom. But now she preferred to follow Ye Liangchen rather than become the Crown Princess of Xingluo Empire—it was truly despicable.
"Bing'er, take everyone back first! Also, tell the other passersby not to gather around."
Ye Cailan told Shui Bing'er and the others to leave, not expecting that these girls would be watched by those lewd guys from Shrek Academy.
"Okay! Sister Cailan."
Shui Bing'er and her group immediately left the place to avoid causing trouble for Ye Liangchen later.
"Tang San, Dai Mubai, now that you've come to my place, please go to the restaurant over there and have a seat. I'll treat you to a big meal."
Since they were all guests, Ye Liangchen decided to treat them to a meal. Even if they were enemies in the future, he couldn't be stingy now.
"Ye Liangchen, thank you for your kindness!"
"No need to trouble yourself, we're in a hurry. I just came here to see how your divine exam is going."
Tang San directly refused Ye Liangchen's offer of a meal. After all, Ye Liangchen was an enemy, and this guy was definitely up to no good if he invited him to dinner.
"I have completed the first divine test. My first test was to lead the Tianshui team to win the Soul Master Competition championship."
"Tang San, how's it going? Surprised? Unexpected?"
Ye Liangchen directly revealed the contents of his first divine test, giving Tang San and the others a surprise.
"What? Your first divine test was winning the Soul Master Competition?"
"This divine test is way too easy for you!"
When Dai Mubai and Oscar learned the contents of Ye Liangchen's first divine test, they were almost speechless. The Soul Master Tournament championship that other teams were fighting tooth and nail for was just an ordinary divine test from this guy.
"Comparison is the thief of joy; the content of his divine examination is so different from ours."
Tang San, Yu Xiaogang, and Ma Hongjun had a lot to say, but they didn't know whether they should say it or not. Other people's divine tests were so easy and simple, while their own divine tests were so bizarre. It was infuriating.
"Tang San, don't envy my divine test. The goddess behind me is the most beautiful goddess in the divine realm, so her divine test is naturally different from yours."
"Didn't you also undergo the Rakshasa God's test? How many tests did you complete?"
Ye Liangchen asked Tang San, since the other party had started the Rakshasa Divine Trial, then Shui Yue'er and Qian Renxue should also start their respective Divine Trials.
"I have only completed the first divine test."
Tang San pretended to be calm and said something, but when he thought of his bizarre first divine exam, it was simply indescribable.
"A whole year! Do you know how I spent this year?" Tang San roared in his heart, filled with impotent rage.
"You've passed the first divine test; that's pretty good."
"Wow! Master Yu, you've actually broken through to the Soul Venerable realm! That's amazing!"
Ye Liangchen sensed the soul power emanating from Yu Xiaogang, the "Farting Master," and knew that this guy had also undergone the divine test.
Recalling what the Goddess of Life had told him before, Ye Liangchen felt that this Rakshasa God was quite good at creating trouble, actually arranging such a bizarre divine test for Tang San and his disciples. No wonder she was the Demon Queen.
"Not bad, I am now a level 35 Soul Master."
Yu Xiaogang stood tall and proud, as if announcing to the world that he was no longer a good-for-nothing and could finally hold his head high.
"Master Yu, your first and second soul skills are both nonsense. I wonder what your third soul skill is? Show it to everyone." Ye Liangchen asked curiously.
"Pfft...!"
Ye Liangchen's words immediately made Ye Cailan laugh; the little guy's words were too sharp.
"Haha...!" Ma Hongjun knew that Yu Xiaogang's third soul skill was called "Chain Farts," and he couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Fatty, what are you laughing at?" Dai Mubai and Oscar asked curiously.
"It's nothing! I just remembered something happy."
When Ma Hongjun saw the murderous looks in Tang San and Yu Xiaogang's eyes, he was immediately terrified and quickly tried to cover it up.
"Fatty Ma, do you know Master Yu's third soul skill? Tell us about it!" Ye Liangchen gestured for Fatty Ma to speak up.
"Oh! This...this..."
Ma Hongjun stammered, too embarrassed to say it out loud, fearing that he might be subjected to a mixed doubles attack by Tang San and Yu Xiaogang in the future—that scene would be too terrifying.
"Alright! Fatty Ma, I already know even if you don't say it. Master Yu's third soul skill is definitely still farting."
"Master Yu, your later soul skills are probably all nonsense. When you become a Title Douluo, your title should be called Farting Douluo."
Seeing Ma Hongjun's expression, Ye Liangchen had already guessed Yu Xiaogang's third soul skill.
"Pfft...! Xiao Chen, you're so naughty." Ye Cailan was amused again.
"Hahaha…!"
At this moment, even Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"This is outrageous!"
Yu Xiaogang was so angry that his face turned black. He felt extremely aggrieved and roared in his heart: Ye Liangchen, how dare you mock this master! The day my disciple Tang San becomes a god will be the day you die.
"Ye Liangchen, even if you look down on my teacher, there's no need to belittle him like this!"
Tang San said with a gloomy face, wishing he could tear Ye Liangchen to pieces, but he couldn't beat him now, so he could only swallow his anger. His face was twisted and looked extremely ferocious and ugly.
"Tang San, then tell me, what title will your teacher be given in the future? His martial soul looks like a pig and a dog, and his soul skills are nothing but farts."
"Let me think, if Master Yu were to become a titled Douluo, here are a few titles for him to choose from: Pig and Dog Douluo, Farting Douluo, Loud Farting Douluo, and Stinky Farting Douluo."
"Tang San, as a respectful and devoted student, please choose a title for your teacher!"
Ye Liangchen had already come up with a title for the "Farting Master" and was asking the other party to take a look.
"Hehehe...! Farting Douluo? Loud Farting Douluo? Stinky Farting Douluo? Very good, from now on, Yu Xiaogang's soul skill can only be farting, hehehe..."
The Rakshasa divine sense hidden in Tang San's soul sea heard the name Ye Liangchen gave Yu Xiaogang and thought it was very good, so it also had its own ideas.
"Haha...! Xiao Chen, are you trying to make me laugh to death?"
Ye Cailan held Ye Liangchen's shoulder with one hand and clutched her stomach with the other, laughing so hard she could hardly breathe.
"Hahaha...! Master, we really didn't want to laugh, but we just couldn't help it." Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun burst into laughter again.
"Mistress, let's go."
Yu Xiaogang waved his hand and turned to leave. If he stayed any longer, he would probably be driven mad by Ye Liangchen.
"Boss Dai, Little Ao, Fatty, stop laughing, let's go."
Tang San glared at the three of them, then followed Yu Xiaogang and quickly left Tenglong City.
"Swish..."
Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun also left, disappearing in a few moments. Now, if the three of them want to become stronger, they can only cling to Tang San's coattails.
"Hey! You're leaving already? Let's chat some more! Let's have a meal before you go!"
Watching Tang San and his companions slink away, Ye Liangchen found it quite amusing.
"If you don't leave now, Yu Xiaogang will probably be driven crazy by you."
"Let's follow them and see where they go."
"Swish..."
Ye Cailan smiled sweetly, then pulled Ye Liangchen along and flew directly into the sky, heading towards Tang San and his group.
"They headed towards Tiandou City."
The two flew to a large tree a few hundred meters away from Tang San and the others, and then quietly observed them.
"Xiao Chen, Tang San actually dared to go to Heaven Dou City! The Clear Sky Sect has a Title Douluo serving as an honorary elder in the Heaven Dou royal family. Isn't he afraid of dying?"
"Sister Lan, I bet Tang San wants to find the Power Clan to establish his own power. During the Soul Master Competition, Tai Long of the Power Clan was Tang San's lackey and follower."
"Elder Niu Gao said that the old Titan of the Power Clan has the best relationship with Tang Hao and is loyal only to Tang Hao. It is reasonable for Tang San to go to the Power Clan now."
"Tang Hao and Titan both love blacksmithing, and their relationship can be described as that of best buddies."
"Pfft...! Xiao Chen, is this the best buddy you were talking about, forever?"
"Sister Lan, Tang San and the others have gone far ahead. Let's go back!"
"All right!"
Seeing that Tang San and the others hadn't done anything, the two returned to Tenglong Pavilion.
"Ah...! This is outrageous! It's infuriating!"
After leaving Tenglong City, Yu Xiaogang shouted angrily, then summoned Luo Sanpao's martial spirit and released his soul skill to vent his displeasure.
"Three cannon shots that shatter the heavens and split the earth, pfft..."
"Hypnotizing and putting Luo Sanpao to sleep, pfft..."
"Three consecutive cannon shots, puff... puff... puff..."
After unleashing three sets of farting soul skills, Yu Xiaogang finally felt a little better. But the four Shrek brothers suffered. Within a radius of twenty meters, there was only yellow-green mist, and the stench was comparable to poison gas, causing even the roadside grass to wilt.
"Master, your skills are terrible."
"My God! The master's third soul skill is actually a triple fart, that's terrifying."
"The master's soul skill is utterly awful!"
"Ugh... ugh..."
Dai Mubai, Oscar, Ma Hongjun, and the others were disoriented by Yu Xiaogang's poison gas and fled the gas-filled area. They squatted by the roadside and vomited violently, complaining as they did so, creating a very funny scene.
"Alright! Everyone, stop talking."
Tang San was the fastest to escape and did not vomit. He was very unhappy when he heard Dai Mubai and the others say that their teacher smelled terrible.
"Huff huff..."
Just then, a gust of wind blew towards Tang San, carrying away the pile of poison gas that Yu Xiaogang had released, causing Tang San to inhale several large breaths.
"Ugh..."
At this moment, Tang San could no longer hold back and began to vomit violently. However, he did not say anything, after all, the other party was his most respected teacher.
"Hahaha...! Little mistress, you've fallen for it too. The master's foul-smelling poison gas is incredibly lethal."
Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun burst into laughter as they watched Tang San vomit violently.
The four felt that Ye Liangchen's nickname for Yu Xiaogang, "Farting Douluo," was well-deserved. However, given his foul odor, "Stinky Douluo" would be a more fitting description.
(End of this chapter)
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