Douluo Continent: Starting from Tianshui Academy

Chapter 476 Cupid's Brain Malfunction

After finishing their meal, Shuiyue'er and Poseidon went to the woods where Ye Liangchen was sleeping.

"Wake up, get up..."

Seeing that Ye Liangchen was sleeping soundly, Shui Yue'er glanced at Poseidon next to her, then smiled and leaped into Ye Liangchen's arms, showering him with kisses.

"Hey! Sister Yue'er, what are you doing?"

Ye Liangchen was woken up by Shui Yue'er, and then he saw Poseidon standing next to him with a slightly flushed face. This was simply outrageous.

"Moon, watch your image."

Poseidon gave a coquettish laugh and quickly pulled Shuiyue'er out of Ye Liangchen's arms, thinking: I'm still here! This girl is showing off her affection in front of me, it's infuriating.

"You're not an outsider, you don't need to worry about these things."

After being pulled up by Poseidon, Shuiyue'er simply snuggled into his arms, revealing a mischievous smile.

"Alright, let's get down to business."

"Xiao Chen, show us how to comprehend the divine power of the elemental laws."

Poseidon gently patted Shuiyue'er's head, then asked Ye Liangchen for guidance on the cultivation of elemental laws.

"I've thought about it. You've tempered your bodies in the Yin-Yang Well of Ice and Fire, so you can become immune to ice and fire. I suggest you cultivate the divine power of the two elemental laws of water and fire."

"Sister Yue'er, now that you have inherited the position of the Sea God, in a sense, you also possess the power of the Law of Water. In the ocean, you can mobilize the power of the ocean for your own use, but on land, especially in places without water, your power will be greatly weakened."

"Water exists in three states: gaseous, liquid, and solid. Although the power of the sea god can mobilize the power of the ocean for his own use, it cannot make water freeze into ice."

"We inherit the divine position of our ancestors, but we cannot rest on our laurels. We must learn to innovate and build upon the foundation laid by our predecessors in order to see a wider world."

As Ye Liangchen explained, he activated the divine power of the water element law to demonstrate it to the two women.

"Splash... splash..."

In an instant, a huge stream of water appeared in Ye Liangchen's hand, flowing down the mountain like a river.

"Click..."

Immediately afterwards, Ye Liangchen switched to the power of ice element, and in an instant, the flowing water froze into ice, emitting a bone-chilling cold.

"Whoosh..."

Finally, Ye Liangchen used the power of the water element law to turn the water into a gaseous state, and the powerful water vapor was similar to a tornado.

"Huff huff..."

After demonstrating the divine power of the water element law, Ye Liangchen then activated the divine power of the fire element law. In an instant, a raging fire shot out from Ye Liangchen's hand, radiating intense heat.

"Wow! This is really amazing. It's completely different from the Ice and Fire Palm skills we used before. If we could comprehend the divine power of the laws of water and fire, our strength would be several times greater than it is now."

"Yes! When I returned to the mainland with Xiao Chen before, I fought with Bibi Dong. After being far away from the sea, my power was directly weakened by nearly 40%. If I had comprehended the power of the water element law, I would not be affected by the region at all."

Shuiyue'er and Poseidon discussed it and decided that they had to learn the divine power of the water and fire elemental laws.

"Splash..."

"Huff huff..."

"This is the fundamental power of the laws of water and fire. Each of you should feel it."

Ye Liangchen then conjured up water elemental energy and fire elemental energy respectively, allowing the two women to slowly ponder them.

"OK."

Shuiyue'er caught the ball of water elemental energy, then sat quietly on the ground, focusing her mind on comprehending it.

Poseidon caught the ball of fire elemental energy and carefully sensed it. Now that she did not have a divine position, she had to work even harder if she wanted to advance further.

……

A month later, Poseidon and Shuiyue'er had a basic grasp of the power of the two elemental laws of water and fire, and their strength had doubled compared to before.

Over the course of a month, the three of them left their footprints on countless small islands in the ocean.

"This Sun and Moon Continent is quite large!"

On this day, the three of them leisurely flew to a height of a thousand meters above the Sun and Moon Continent and decided to go down and take a look.

"Xiao Chen, there are ferocious beasts in that forest."

At this moment, Poseidon and Shuiyue scanned an ancient forest with their spiritual power and discovered the aura of a powerful soul beast.

"That guy is a ferocious beast with over 70 years of cultivation, named Evil Emperor. His true form is the Evil Eye Tyrant Ruler. This guy has very strong spiritual power, and his strength is second only to Emperor Tian."

Ye Liangchen explained to the two women, then used his divine sense to check and found that the Evil Emperor was extremely nervous at the moment, as if he was frightened by the aura of himself and the two women.

"Let's go see what this big-eyed monster looks like!"

Shui Yue'er and Poseidon had never seen a soul beast like the Evil Eye Tyrant Sovereign before, so they flew directly down into the forest.

"roar……"

"Human powerhouses, who are you?"

As Ye Liangchen and his two companions landed a hundred meters above the Demon Forest, a terrified sound came from the depths of the forest.

"Big-eyed monster, we just came to take a look because we know you're ugly."

Ye Liangchen calmly said something, and then flew directly towards the place where the Evil Emperor lived.

"Well……!"

Upon hearing this, the Evil Emperor's head began to buzz. This human boy's thinking was too unconventional; he couldn't even keep up with it.

"It's a spirit beast, it's naturally ugly, isn't that normal?"

Poseidon smiled knowingly; this little guy really has a sharp tongue.

"Haha...! That big-eyed monster is probably totally bewildered."

Shui Yue'er was clearly furious when she heard the Evil Emperor fall silent.

The arrival of the three caused the soul beasts in the Demon Forest to scatter as if facing a formidable enemy.

"Wow, Evil Emperor, I've long heard that your Evil Eye Tyrant clan is ugly, but I didn't expect you to be even uglier than I imagined."

"Not only is it ugly, it's also creepy to look at."

When Ye Liangchen and his two companions arrived at the place where the Evil Emperor resided, they saw a giant eyeball, at least a hundred meters in size, covered with tentacles, resembling an octopus monster, which looked rather grotesque.

"Human, you're the ugly one!"

"The Light of Time and Space."

Unable to bear Ye Liangchen's mockery, the Evil Emperor unleashed a powerful beam of white light from his enormous eyeballs, shooting it toward the three of them.

"Whoosh..."

In an instant, a strong white light mixed with a trace of time power appeared, and its power was quite great.

"You even have the power of time? That's an amazing skill!"

"Big-eyed monster, have you ever heard of time being king and space being supreme?"

"Spatial transfer"

Ye Liangchen waved his hand lightly, directly transferring the Evil Emperor's spacetime light to another location.

"Bang... Crash..."

In an instant, several large trees a hundred meters away were swept by the light of time and space and fell down in unison, creating a chaotic scene.

"Buzz..."

With a wave of her hand, Poseidon's powerful divine force pressed the Evil Emperor to the ground, rendering him unable to move.

"Big-eyed monster, do you still want your eyeballs?"

Shuiyue summoned the Trident of the Sea God and made a gesture as if to blind her opponent.

"Human powerhouse, spare my life..."

The Evil Emperor, sensing the terrifying aura emanating from the harpoon, immediately cowered. He had intended to use the Light of Time and Space to ambush the three, but he hadn't expected them to be so powerful that they killed him in a single move.

"We heard Di Tian mention you, so we came to see you specifically. We are not interested in your soul bone or soul ring."

"You have ruled the Demon Forest for countless millennia. Give me a few soul bones as compensation for your sneak attack on us."

Ye Liangchen gestured for the two women to release the Evil Emperor, but since this guy dared to ambush him, he would have to compensate him with some treasures.

"Human, do you know Di Tian?"

When the Evil Emperor saw that the human boy had no intention of killing him, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"Of course, this is the Silver Dragon King's Achilles' heel; it was given to me by your Soul Beast God, the Silver Dragon King."

Ye Liangchen took out a silver-white scale from his soul tool and let the Evil Emperor sense its aura.

"Hiss! This dragon's might...?"

"Humans, I'm sorry, I thought you were going to attack me."

"These are the soul bones I collected, as compensation."

Feeling the oppressive aura emanating from the dragon scale, the Evil Emperor believed that Ye Liangchen was not lying. He then transformed into a man, took out about twenty soul bones, and handed them to Ye Liangchen.

"There's even a 100,000-year-old soul bone. Not bad."

Shui Yue'er took the soul bones and checked them. There were five 100,000-year soul bones, and the other soul bones were between 40,000 and 80,000 years old. It was a great harvest!

"Whoosh..."

"Big-eyed monster, the three of us are all god-level powerhouses, and we came from another continent."

"This is the divine imprint I left on you. If you encounter danger, simply activate the imprint with your soul power, and I will sense it."

"Many gods have appeared among humankind now. If other gods come here to kill you, you can ask me for help at any time."

Seeing that the Evil Emperor had given him so many soul bones, Ye Liangchen stretched out his finger and left a divine imprint between the other's eyebrows as a life-saving talisman.

"Thank you, human."

The Evil Emperor felt very lucky to have been able to establish connections with three human gods.

"We'll be going now, so we won't bother you any longer."

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."

Ye Liangchen waved his hand and led the two women away from the Demon Forest.

……

After leaving the Demon Forest, Ye Liangchen and his companions planned to travel across the Sun and Moon Continent to see if anyone had obtained a divine inheritance.

Shuiyue'er and Poseidon flew several thousand meters into the air, looking left and right, admiring the scenery of the Sun and Moon Continent.

"Huh! There seems to be a barrier below."

"Let's go take a look! Maybe there's some good stuff."

After flying over a mountain range, the two women discovered a peculiar valley and couldn't resist exploring it.

"Xiao Chen, hurry up and follow!" Shui Yue'er called out to Ye Liangchen, who was not far away, and then flew directly downwards.

"They're here."

Upon seeing this, Ye Liangchen immediately followed the two women and flew down into the valley below.

"Why is there so much fog?"

Upon arriving at the valley, the three discovered that the entire valley was shrouded in mist. With the naked eye, one could only see a dozen meters ahead. This mist served to confuse and also to block mental probing.

However, Ye Liangchen and his two companions were god-level experts, and the fog could not hinder their spiritual detection.

"So many skeletons?"

Upon reaching the depths of the valley, Ye Liangchen and his companions discovered numerous skeletons on the ground, suggesting that humans had strayed into the area and perished there.

"Whoosh..."

Suddenly, a light shone from the depths of the valley, pulling the three of them directly into a barrier interwoven with gold and silver.

Holy crap! This is Qiankun Wenqing Valley.

Upon seeing the interwoven gold and silver light, Ye Liangchen immediately thought of the Qiankun Asking Love Valley on the Sun and Moon Continent.

Legend has it that the god of love was betrayed and, heartbroken, committed suicide, falling to the ground on this continent. His soul and divine power transformed into a field used to punish those who betray love.

"The universe questions love, a true adventure begins."

Just then, a mixed male and female voice rang out, and then Ye Liangchen and the other two were enveloped in bubbles and appeared on three platforms.

Do you have a lover?

"have,……"

"Kill the other person, and you will gain... What would you choose?..."

"What...? Are you crazy?"

"You have three chances to answer, or you'll die..."

"..."

Immediately afterwards, the voice asked Poseidon and Shuiyue a bunch of mind-blowing questions. Since the goddess of love couldn't see through Ye Liangchen, she could only test Poseidon and Shuiyue.

"Are you crazy to ask such a brain-dead question?"

"Click...click..."

When Poseidon and Shuiyue'er saw that this mysterious person actually wanted the two girls to fight to the death, they couldn't stand it, so they directly broke the bubble.

"Who is causing trouble here?"

Shuiyue'er also took out the Trident of the Sea God, ready to deal with any crisis at any time.

Just as Shuiyue'er and Poseidon shattered the bubble, Cupid, hidden in a mysterious space, suddenly lost his mind.

"This is the Valley of Love and Destiny, where, according to legend, the God of Love in the divine realm was cuckolded..."

Ye Liangchen explained the origins of Qiankun Wenqing Valley to the two women. In the original story, when Shrek Academy's group entered, they were asked a bunch of mind-blowing questions. But now that he, with his overpowered abilities, had arrived, it was quite amusing that Cupid would still ask such mind-blowing questions.

"The god of love got cheated on, what kind of god of love is he? This so-called god of love is too bizarre! I wonder if he's male or female? If he's male, maybe he's ugly, if he's female, he's definitely even uglier."

Shuiyue'er has finally learned something new. The goddess of love can actually be cuckolded. No wonder she asked such a perverted question. She's a psychopath driven by love turned to hate.

"Pfft...! Yue'er, you have such a sharp tongue."

Shuiyue'er's words made Poseidon laugh. The little girl's mouth was just like Ye Liangchen's; it could drive a person crazy.

"The Goddess of Life once said that there are a lot of strange and wonderful gods in the divine realm, so it is not surprising that such a bizarre god as the God of Love could appear."

Ye Liangchen didn't know if the God of Love's soul could hear everyone's conversation. If it could, its head would definitely be buzzing.

"presumptuous!"

"Swish, swish, swish..."

Just then, the remnant soul of Cupid finally couldn't hold back any longer and transformed into three sharp blades that shot towards Ye Liangchen and the other two.

"Click...click..."

Ye Liangchen and the other two waved their hands, directly scattering the three sharp blades.

"God of Love, back when you were cheated on, instead of finding a way to kill them, you chose to commit suicide. You're such a coward as a god."

"To be honest, I've never seen such an idiot god. As the god of love, you actually got cheated on. You're just a weirdo among weirdos. Maybe, as Sister Yue'er said, it's because you're too ugly that your lover betrayed you."

Ye Liangchen used his divine sense to investigate and discovered a female phantom in a strange space, exuding anger. It must be the remnant soul of the God of Love. So Ye Liangchen immediately launched a verbal attack.

"Xiao Chen, stop talking. That Cupid is long dead. If you keep talking, her remnant soul will probably be driven to dust by your anger."

"You have a mouth that can talk even God to death."

At this moment, Shuiyue'er and Poseidon added insult to injury, continuing to mock the god of love.

"Damn it! Who are you people?"

At this moment, Cupid was furious. He never expected that three god-level experts would break into the Valley of Love and Destiny. He had only intended to test them, but these three actually mocked him. It was simply unforgivable.

"We were passing by and saw a barrier here, so we came in out of curiosity. Little did we expect it to be the place where this god of love, who was insane, fell."

"If you're going to die, then die thoroughly. After you die, you even used your soul and divine power to create a field to punish those who betray love in the world."

"Do you know that this continent is where we humans live? You've created such a dangerous barrier here, trapping those who have strayed into this place and causing them to perish?"

"In my eyes, your actions make you look like a bitter woman. You're just a loser in love, yet you want to use your standards to test love in the world. It's ridiculous. It's none of your business, you crazy god, to dictate the love affairs of the world."

Ye Liangchen launched into another barrage of verbal attacks, letting Cupid witness the power of his wit.

In the original storyline, Shrek and his group entered this place and were tormented by Cupid's horrifying values, especially his ability to turn women into men, which was utterly shameless.

"Ugh...! Damn it."

Under Ye Liangchen's barrage of words, the remnant soul of the God of Love erupted once more, letting out a shrill scream and transforming into streaks of black blades that attacked the three of them.

(End of this chapter)