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Chapter 342: The free stuff is the most expensive!

Chapter 342: The free stuff is the most expensive!

"To form a 99-member Beidou Song and Dance Troupe?"

Faced with Bai Ye's request, all the Holy Lords were speechless. Such a request was so unique that they had never even heard of it before.

In fact, before this, they had anticipated many excessive demands from the White Night Society, such as cultivation methods from various holy lands, and even demands for imperial weapons.

Unexpectedly, the other party's current request is actually for Se Se?

"Bai... Fellow Daoist Bai Ye, please stop joking." The Holy Master of the Ji family showed a helpless smile.

"Who's joking with you?" Bai Ye shook his head and said, "As long as both parties feel it's worthwhile in a transaction, that's fine. I think this Holy Maiden Dance Troupe is quite interesting."

"To me, your so-called imperial weapons are nothing but trash. If you can really gather 99 holy maidens to offer to me, I'd consider trading not only for the method of immortality, but even for the method of eternal life."

As Bai Ye spoke, he walked inside step by step, found an empty armchair and sat down. Then, he clasped his hands together and said casually, "How about it? As long as you can afford it, I can make the deal right now."

"This..." The holy masters exchanged glances, all of them seeing the difficulty in their eyes.

Putting aside the fact that Bai Ye's request was too offensive, even if they wanted to agree, they couldn't gather 99 saintesses.

There are no more than 50 Beidou holy sites in total.

Even if they were willing to use inferior materials, Bai Ye, as the client, would absolutely not agree.

As for the immortality method Bai Ye mentioned, these people simply did not believe it.

The negotiations were deadlocked from the very beginning.

"Don't worry, although the perfect method of immortality is gone, I still have some good things here." Bai Ye took out several booklets from his pocket, with a malicious smile on his face.

"You can't afford the paid ones, but here are some free ones, although they have a few minor flaws."

As he spoke, Bai Ye placed the book on the table once, then gently pushed it forward.

Several holy lords looked closely and saw that it was written with things like: "Shattered Dream Blade, Self-Finger Engine, Turtle Breathing Manual, Inequal Divine Skill..."

"Fellow Daoist Baiye, these manuals are all..." Several Holy Lords asked expectantly.

"You'll see when you see it." Bai Ye's smile grew even wider.

The holy lords looked at the contents with curiosity.

Shattered Dream Blade: Each swing will entangle it with karma, inevitably causing those around it to change their hearts, but it also extends one's lifespan by four thousand years...

Self-referential engine: First stage: lifespan extended by 1,000 years, sex reassignment; Second stage: narcissism, lifespan extended by 2,000 years; Third stage: self-greening, lifespan extended by 5,000 years...

The Turtle Breathing Manual: Extends lifespan by 15,000 years, a true turtle-based technique, but those who become hopelessly addicted to practicing the Unequal Divine Art will find it utterly irresistible, offering no resistance whatsoever…

Inequality Divine Skill: Extends lifespan by 900% through the inequality that two thousand yuan is greater than three thousand knives, and allows free control over men who cultivate the Turtle Breathing Manual, but will suffer from cognitive impairment, such as not recognizing potatoes as potatoes, and being completely defenseless against beings stronger than themselves...

The second man said:...

"Defying the heavens..." All the Holy Lords fell silent as they looked at the immortality methods before them. Each one was unprecedented, but each one had such great flaws that they were unbearable.

First of all, the Shattered Dream Blade is something that ancient clans absolutely cannot practice, otherwise their clans would probably be even more chaotic than Norse mythology.

Then there's the Green Engine, a technique where one falls in love with themselves after a gender swap, but prolongs their life through promiscuity. To achieve immortality, one's will to live must outweigh one's love for oneself—it's like fighting with one's own hands, which is incredibly contradictory.

Next is the Turtle Breathing Manual, some kind of Turtle Man Divine Skill, which extends lifespan but only allows one to be controlled by others, completely losing one's own personality.

That inequality defies logic, directly extending lifespan proportionally, yet it is extremely narcissistic, obsessed with the strong, and so on. Moreover, the cognition it displays is as if it is raping the intelligence of the Holy Lords, such as 1≠one, which is simply absurd.

While the Holy Lords were engaged in serious discussion, Bai Ye watched with a smile the whole time, without interrupting.

After all, he is known for his honesty and will wait for customers to understand the product attributes and advantages and disadvantages before making a choice.

Regardless of what these people decide, he will leave these cultivation methods behind.

Although the Heaven-Covering Technique excels in offensive combat, it is still too boring. I believe that with these techniques, a group of crazy characters will emerge.

Bai Ye originally planned to complete the game in the normal way, but unfortunately, he lost all his no-damage records and lost interest in continuing to play. So he could only smash the disc and do some unorthodox methods.

After a long while, once the Holy Lords had finished reviewing the manual provided by Bai Ye, Holy Lord Yao Guang slowly raised her head and asked, "Fellow Daoist Bai Ye, don't you think this manual is too demanding?"

"Harsh? Where is it harsh? Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open. Immortality is very difficult. If you think it's harsh, you don't have to cultivate."

Bai Ye shrugged and said, "Think about whether you've worked hard in your cultivation over the years. A group of Holy Lords haven't even reached the level of a Saint. Stop being so picky."

Faced with Bai Ye's accusations, several Holy Lords began to feel anger rising in their hearts.

What do you mean by "not even a saint"? We are now in the Dharma-ending Age, on the eve of a golden age. It would be unprecedented for even one saint to emerge. If we don't even have a saint, then why don't they eat meat porridge?

"In short, you should all reflect on this carefully." Bai Ye tapped the table lightly, then said thoughtfully, "Oh right, I forgot to remind you... those cultivation techniques can be practiced together."

"Join...joint training?"

All the holy masters were speechless.

In other words, one can be both a cuckold and a fairy, and after being castrated, one can undergo sex reassignment surgery, become cuckolded, and then be paired with a male companion...

"Hiss..." Just thinking about that scene made all the Holy Lords shudder. What a mixture of the worst of humanity.

"I've left my things here." Bai Ye tapped the table lightly with his index finger, a warm smile on his face. "As for the Perfect Longevity Method, come back and talk to me when you've gathered 99 people."

After saying that, Bai Ye waved his hand lightly and led Ji Ziyue away, leaving the rest to the Holy Lords to ponder.

As they watched Bai Ye walk downstairs step by step, the eyes of the several Holy Lords revealed a conflicted expression.

He was pondering whether he could capture Bai Ye in an instant and then seize his soul.

But after much deliberation, and as Bai Ye's figure disappeared from the elegant pavilion, they still hadn't made up their minds.

After all, a single misstep could have dire consequences, and they have time to process their thoughts; there's no rush.

The Holy Lord has already secretly memorized all the secret manuals, and is preparing to spread the techniques left behind by Bai Ye.

He used the entire Big Dipper constellation to train his Gu poison, and then had them conduct experiments on him.

(End of this chapter)

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