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Chapter 435 I'll hang you on the Little Heavenly Book!
Chapter 435 I'll hang you on the Little Heavenly Book!
Three punches, only three punches.
The scene on the interdimensional teleportation device shows human cultivators fighting each other on an arena.
The human cultivator was sent flying by this demon beast that had taken drugs, possessed tiger demon blood, but identified itself as human.
Seeing this, all the audience members were in an uproar. They couldn't believe such a thing could happen. Openly taking drugs was just too shameless.
But there was nothing they could do; the entire Western Regions had been swept up by the so-called freedom and righteousness.
However, in this era of incredibly smooth communication among the five regions, problems were not limited to the Western Regions.
Or rather, some problems have arisen within each domain.
Three days later, at the Five Domains Co-Governance Alliance, the acting leader of the alliance looked at the mortal in front of him and couldn't help but sweat profusely.
"How dare you!"
In front of countless viewers from the four realms, this mortal girl from Northern Europe wore a look of jealous anger.
"You cultivators from the Western Regions are really too environmentally unfriendly!"
The mortal girl roared, "How dare you waste spiritual energy like this, parading above the city! The resources you consume in just one second of your parade are enough to supply a mortal's needs for a whole day!"
"I urge everyone to stop cultivating. Spiritual energy belongs to the entire universe; let's all be mortals!"
The mortal girl kept making appeals in the Five Domains Co-governance Alliance, but unfortunately no one paid any attention to her.
Because everyone was going to watch the presentation on the other side.
"Please have faith in God, for God is all-powerful."
At the Five Domains Alliance headquarters, a heavily made-up man with rouge loudly proclaimed, "Only God is omniscient and omnipotent; He even transcends the cognition of men and women."
As he spoke, the man, who was wearing rouge and powder, raised the sculpture of the Passion of Jesus in his hand high.
"Jesus, the embodiment of God and a saint, is the only one who can be both male and female!"
The man spoke passionately, which drew laughter from the audience, who clearly disagreed with his idea.
How could Jesus be both male and female? Did Jesus himself know that?
The man was aware of the audience's disapproval, so he earnestly explained:
"It's common knowledge that women have an extra hole compared to men, but Jesus, the incarnation of God, had an even bigger hole than women!"
"hiss--"
The man's words caused everyone in the audience to gasp in astonishment; they felt as if they had witnessed a genius.
However, looking at the picture of the Passion of Jesus, and at the man's hands, at the arms of Jesus nailed to the cross.
"The moment Jesus' wrists were nailed to the cross became art; that's why he became a saint!"
The man continued his speech tirelessly, his expression incredibly fervent, clearly convinced that he agreed with his own rhetoric.
"If a man has one less hole than a woman, what should he be called if he has one more hole than a woman?"
After posing the question, the man earnestly answered himself, "I think we should call Jesus 'Superwoman,' or simply 'Supergirl'!"
As he spoke, the man suddenly rolled up his sleeve, revealing four or five neatly arranged holes on his arm, through which one could see the scenery on the other side.
"Humans have nine orifices: men have one, women have two, Jesus had three, but I have nine, and these nine orifices correspond to the nine orifices!"
"If Jesus was a super Saiyan woman, then I am a super Saiyan woman who surpasses even the super Saiyan woman—in short, a super Saiyan god!"
The man spoke with fervor, causing the cultivators below the stage to gasp in astonishment.
Everyone couldn't help but think to themselves, "This cultivator's path... is quite extraordinary."
While the Five Domains Alliance was exchanging information, in a city in Northern Europe, organized entirely by demons, an angry speech was about to continue.
The lord of this demon city is a cricket that has attained enlightenment over many years.
At this moment, he stood atop the city wall, angrily gazing down at the countless demons listening below.
"My fellow human beings, the human race has oppressed us for far too long. This long-standing oppression has forced us to rebel."
"Do you know how they raised prices when I established the Demon City and started trading with humans?"
The cricket cried out in anguish, "Do you know how much a single Transformation Pill costs? 50 spirit stones! Those spirit stones couldn't be contained even with several large carts! And that's enough to make countless demons become spirits!"
"I once witnessed those cunning humans manage to get a black bear spirit to pick cotton for him for decades with just a few dry, shriveled buns!"
"We cannot turn a blind eye to these humans' deception of the demon race! We must launch a counterattack against humanity!"
The Cricket City Lord's words enraged the demons below, who angrily raised their right hands and shouted, "Counterattack! Counterattack! Counterattack!"
Seeing that his words had been effective, the city lord nodded in satisfaction and said, "Next, I will only say three things!"
"First! This world belongs to the demon race, with countless races and countless ideologies, not to the human race engaging in dictatorship!"
"Secondly! Humans are encroaching on our living space; the rights and space of our demon race are being squeezed by humans! Solving this problem is urgent!"
"Third! The demon race is the greatest in the world. Based on species characteristics and collective abilities, I believe that we demons should rule the world!"
"I will use the claws and fangs of the demon race to win the entire world for the demon race! We need living space, and how do we obtain living space? Of course, we must rely on the demon race to fight against them."
"From this day forward, the Demon Emperor City will be renamed the Holy Empire of Demon Will, and the Rebel Party will be established to launch a counterattack against those human bastards!"
The Cricket City Lord roared loudly, eliciting a chorus of voices from all the demons, united in their hatred of the enemy!
The human cultivators are currently completely unaware of what is happening here.
After exploring the Western Regions and Northern Europe, we now turn our attention to the Central Plains, a region that belonged to the Tang Dynasty.
At this time, the Tang Dynasty was under the jurisdiction of Wu Zetian. As the first female emperor in this vast empire that spanned the entire Central Plains, Wu Zetian had reached the pinnacle of her life.
With the rise of the first female emperor, there was a significant increase in gender equality, which can be considered a benefit that Wu Zetian brought to women.
Women also have the right to sit at the table and eat, and everyone considers being overweight to be beautiful.
"Jimei has such a good foundation."
On the trans-boundary instrument, a selfie of a plump woman from the Tang Dynasty drew countless compliments.
A woman scrolled through the content, and a new notification came into view.
"Girls, I saw a guy with his head down here! Please help me judge this!"
The woman's eyes lit up, and she immediately clicked on the link. She then saw that the content showed a man named "Big Cute Snake" beating up a "slightly chubby" girl.
"He's definitely a good man; I have to help him out."
The women, united in their indignation, copied the content and forwarded it to another app.
"I'll hang you on the little book of divination, let's see what you do then!"
(End of this chapter)
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