Konoha's lexicon of ninjas

Chapter 240 What to do if you need to poop during a fight (Please subscribe and vote)

Hoshino Shuichi is, of course, a human, but he's using a cheat code.

The training was still left to the clone, and he had no intention of using the same method as the Root.

It needs to be effective, but not too fast.

The daimyo needs to know how difficult it is.

However, Hoshino Shuichi did not leave immediately. Instead, he went to the office in the Tennin Village with Yekura and began to write a new Will of Fire.

First and foremost is the ultimate goal.

The highest ideal and ultimate goal of the Will of Fire is to unify all ninjas, unify the entire ninja world, and create a unified and peaceful world without war.

This is the ultimate embodiment of the Will of Fire, and it must never be shaken.

The fundamental embodiment of the Will of Fire: wherever the leaves dance, the fire will never cease; protecting the seedlings of the Fire Kingdom, protecting companions, and protecting the Fire Kingdom.

Next, short-term goals.

Continuing with the three-year plan, the five-year plan...

Shuichi Hoshino wrote a really exciting piece.

Furthermore, the existence of the Daimyo and the Hokage was deliberately obscured.

The teacher, Minato Namikaze, doesn't need much explanation, but the daimyo still needs a proper explanation.

Hoshino Shuichi had anticipated this, and naturally, he knew he couldn't escalate the conflict between the Daimyo and the Hokage.

Once he ascends to the throne as the Fifth Hokage, Konoha will naturally become the sharp blade in the hands of the Daimyo to expand his territory and unify the ninja world.

Of course, these are all just empty promises!

Because all those who acknowledge the will of the inner fire will only acknowledge one person, and that is the one who can lead them to achieve their ultimate goal.

Who else but me!

……

For the next period of time, Hoshinobi frequently traveled between Tennin Village and Konoha Village, gradually getting Tennin Village back on the right track.

Meanwhile, intelligence from the Land of Grass continued to pour back.

Although Hoshino Shuichi did not handle the specific affairs, he kept a close eye on the intelligence.

As he expected, the newly appointed Daimyo of the Land of Grass cut funding to the Grass Village less than two months after taking office.

Then they started to adjust the workload, allocating a portion of the tasks to Iwagakure.

Their wolfish ambitions have been laid bare.

The leader of the Grass Ninja Village, Mui, immediately sought help from the Leaf Village.

As per the original plan, Minato Namikaze, the Fourth Hokage, did not hesitate at all and made arrangements both openly and secretly.

On the surface, Mitokado Homura led two squads into the Grass Village of the Land of Grass, but in secret, Kakashi led an ANBU squad to assassinate the newly enthroned Daimyo of the Land of Grass, despite the guards of the Iwa ninja.

In March of Konoha Year 49, on Hoshinobi Shuichi's 16th birthday, the new Daimyo of the Land of Grass took office under the protection of Konoha ninjas and Grass ninjas such as Mitokado Homura, Mui, and Kakashi. This time, however, he was only an 8-year-old child.

Immediately afterwards, the Daimyo of the Land of Fire announced aid to the Land of Grass as an ally, thus beginning the infiltration plan.

……

The Land of Grass, the Daimyo's Mansion, the Daimyo's Residence.

Emerging from the daimyo's palace, Yamato approached Kakashi: "Senpai, it's been half a month since the third wave of attacks. Iwagakure must have given up, right?"

Kakashi, who had transformed from an assassin into a guardian, leaned against a pillar, a book in one hand, his gaze never leaving the page. Without looking up, he said, "You should have heard what Shuichi said, right?"

"You can be a thief for a thousand days, but you can't guard against thieves for a thousand days."

Yamato nodded: "No matter how well we protect ourselves now, we can't keep doing this forever. And with the strength of the Grass Ninja Village, we really can't protect the Daimyo."

"So, when we withdraw, that's when Iwagakure will strike again?"

"In that case, it seems like everything we're doing now is basically useless, isn't it?"

Kakashi finally shifted his attention from the book in his hands and pondered, "This is something we can't change. The key might lie with the people the Daimyo sent."

Yamato scratched the back of his head: "Is that so?"

On the side of the Daimyo of the Land of Grass, Kakashi was in charge as the squad leader, and all the members were members of the Anbu.

Meanwhile, the people sent by the Fire Country's daimyo were being protected by Mitokado Homura and a small team of ordinary Konoha ninjas.

Seeing that Yamato was a little confused, Kakashi explained, "Those people on Yan-senpai's side should be sent by the Daimyo of the Land of Fire to cooperate with the Land of Grass. After establishing a closer relationship with the ministers and nobles of the Land of Grass, it won't matter much if the Daimyo of the Land of Grass is assassinated again."

"In that case, this cycle of assassinations will be broken."

Yamato suddenly realized, "I see."

However, thinking of the young daimyo of the Land of Grass in the room behind him, Yamato couldn't help but sigh, "Being born in such a small country, even as a daimyo, is extremely dangerous!"

Kakashi thought to himself, "Because they are caught between two great powers, they have become victims of the great powers' struggle."

At that moment, Yamato looked up: "It's the village's ninja beast!"

As he spoke, Yamato leaped onto the roof and stretched out his right arm.

The eagle in the air immediately folded its wings and landed.

Yamato immediately removed the intelligence tag from the eagle's leg, fed it a soldier's ration pill, and then released it into the air.

"senior!"

As he landed, Yamato handed the information to Kakashi.

Kakashi had already put the book away. He took the intelligence report, opened it, and his gaze immediately sharpened: "Yamato, notify the others to prepare for an attack."

Yamato was startled: "Iwagakure is going to make a move again?"

Kakashi looked up: "No, this time it's the Akatsuki."

"One is a rogue ninja from Yugakure who stole the power of the evil god. The other is a rogue ninja from Takigakure, who is said to be from the same era as the First Hokage and once attempted to assassinate him. Both of them are S-rank wanted criminals."

Yamato stared in disbelief: "He once assassinated the First Hokage, so this guy must be... so old..."

Kakashi nodded: "The intelligence says they are immortal, but this time the enemy is formidable. Everyone be careful."

Yamato nodded solemnly, "Understood!"

He immediately leaped to notify the others.

at the same time.

Having just entered the Land of Grass, the immortal White Zetsu, who was controlling Kakuzu's body, was chattering incessantly in his ear.

"Kakuzu, this is our second time coming to assassinate the daimyo of Kusagakure. It hasn't been that long, has it?"

"It looks like there might be similar missions in the future."

"I think we should just stay in the Land of Grass, so we won't have to travel so much in the future."

Kakuzu was too lazy to pay attention to this chatterbox.

The immortal White Zetsu remarked with delight, "By the way, according to intelligence, our opponents this time are Konoha ninjas!"

"I almost died at their hands last time."

Kakuzu glanced at the immortal White Zetsu: "I'm not you."

The immortal White Zetsu kindly reminded him, "Arrogance is a major taboo for ninjas!"

"According to intelligence, our biggest opponent this time should be that Kakashi, the son of Konoha's White Fang, now known as Konoha's Raiga, Hatake Kakashi."

"He's from the same generation as that Hoshino Hideaki. He's also said to have become a Konoha Jonin at the age of 12. Another genius!"

Kakuzu sneered, "If you're afraid of being killed by the people of Konoha, then don't get involved."

The immortal White Zetsu chuckled: "Hey, although I want to kill you, we've been comrades for a few months now. How can I let you complete the mission alone? That's not in line with my professional ethics."

Kakuzu completely ignored him.

The two traveled at a leisurely pace, arriving at the Daimyo's residence in the Land of Grass at nightfall.

The immortal White Zetsu immediately started clamoring to go eat dinner, but Kakuzu scoffed, "Eating after finishing the mission is perfectly fine."

The immortal White Zetsu immediately headed towards a ramen shop: "How can I have enough energy to complete the mission if I don't eat my fill?"

"Kakuzu, don't be so boring!"

"Eating is a very important thing. Only in this way can we make the most wonderful sacrifice for Lord Evil God."

He sat down and loudly ordered, "Two bowls of flavorful ramen, please!"

After saying that, he turned to Kakuzu at the door and said, "Hey, this time it's on me."

Kakuzu scoffed inwardly, "This guy really is a madman!"

He couldn't figure out this companion at all.

He showed no mercy on several missions, but failed to kill any of them. Instead, he lost a heart to the enemy.

That's why he didn't turn against him.

It has to be said that Xiao Lu Kuohai is indeed a good match for being a teammate.

Half an hour later, the two finished their ramen and headed toward the daimyo's residence.

On the way, the immortal White Zetsu suddenly said, "By the way, Kakuzu, should we go take a dump first?"

Kakuzu was puzzled.

The immortal White Zetsu asked, "What if I need to poop during a fight?"

Kakuzu froze for a moment, then his fists cracked: "Are you trying to die?"

The immortal White Zetsu quickly laughed and said, "Hahaha, just kidding, don't take it so seriously."

He had finally regained control of his body and could even eat, so of course he wanted to take the opportunity to experience the feeling of defecating.

After all, when Hideaki is in control of his body, he doesn't eat much.

How can you poop if you don't eat?

This is a very serious question.

……

Inside the heart of the daimyo's residence, Yamato appeared beside Kakashi: "They've arrived. Just as the intelligence indicated, there are two of them!"

Kakashi nodded: "Tell the others to get ready."

"Remember, protecting the Daimyo is our first priority."

"Don't risk your life by leaving them behind."

Yamato nodded: "Understood!"

After saying that, Yamato's figure disappeared.

At the same time, the immortal White Zetsu and Kakuzu arrived at the gate of the Daimyo's mansion.

The surroundings were unusually quiet and desolate, with very few lights, and the buildings seemed like giant beasts hidden in the darkness.

"Kakuzu, should we still charge in like this?"

"Looks like we've been discovered. There must have been a trap set inside."

The immortal White Zetsu looked around and said.

Kakuzu scoffed, "If it weren't for you..."

The immortal White Zetsu quickly said, "Hey, Kakuzu, you ate him too."

Kakuzu looked at the gate in front of him and said, "Be serious from now on, or you might die."

It's the first time someone has invited him to dinner, so he should be reminded.

If he really dies, then it's not his fault.

Having said that, Kakuzu stepped forward, raised his hand and punched, and with a loud bang, the gate shattered into pieces.

"This guy is really rough; he's completely different from Lord Shuichi!"

The immortal White Zetsu muttered to himself, then picked up his scythe and followed.

I'm a little panicked because Xiuyi isn't here!

……

In the darkness, the invisible Moonlight Gale saw the familiar Deer Kuokai and was secretly startled: "It really is him. He faked his death back then and actually escaped from Lord Xiuyi's experimental base."

"This time, we must kill him completely, no matter what!"

"but……"

His gaze shifted to Kakuzu, and Gekko Hayate reached out and grabbed Samehada, the greatsword on his back: "According to intelligence, this guy is the most dangerous and needs to be dealt with first."

shhhhhh!

Suddenly, shuriken shot out from the darkness, heading straight for Kakuzu and the immortal White Zetsu.

Kakuzu dodged easily with a flick of his body.

The immortal White Zetsu flicked the rope in its hand, and the connected rope twisted and wrapped around its body, blocking the shuriken one by one.

Just then, the lights came on, and the immortal White Zetsu was about to move when he found that he could no longer move. Looking down, he thought, "So it's the Nara clan's shadow technique."

No sooner had he finished speaking than a large knife pierced his back with a soft "thud," going right through him.

However, a tall Konoha ninja successfully launched a surprise attack.

The immortal White Zetsu lowered its head slightly: "Hey, you guys should have information about me, right? This kind of attack is useless against me."

The Akimichi clan ninja said, "Of course I know that, so we came up with another idea."

A figure appeared opposite the immortal White Zetsu: "I'm the one meant to be used against you!"

The immortal White Zetsu looked over and saw the ninja opposite him making a strange gesture: "This is... from the Yamanaka clan..."

The next moment, my heart turned around!

at the same time.

Kakuzu, who was dodging the shuriken, suddenly sensed danger and immediately tilted his head to the side.

The next moment, the bandaged Samehada sword slammed into his shoulder.

boom!

The ground exploded, and Kakuzu's body sank.

Hayate Gekko appeared behind Kakuzu, his face filled with shock: "This guy's body... is it Earth Release: Hardening Technique?"

"but……"

The bandages burst open, revealing Samehada's true form, and blood splattered from Kakuzu's shoulder.

Samehada isn't for chopping, it's for slicing, and it can also break ninjutsu by absorbing chakra.

But almost at the same time, Kakuzu also kicked backward.

Bang!

The moonlight flew backwards in a gust of wind, then crashed through the wall with a loud bang.

Kakuzu kicked Moonlight Gale away and immediately dodged.

Because the shadow on the ground was coming toward him.

He was well aware of the Shadow Technique.

Furthermore, the immortal White Zetsu was currently charging forward, frantically wielding its scythe.

"This idiot... he was so easily controlled."

Kakuzu was furious and dodged while observing the situation.

It was noticed that the one controlling the immortal white zealots was not the shadow technique, but the unconscious person next to the Nara clan member.

"A secret technique of the Konoha Mountain Clan?"

Kakuzu was already certain: "And that guy from earlier, who suddenly appeared behind me and I didn't even notice him until the moment of the attack."

"Some kind of invisibility ability... It seems there's a ninja clan in Konoha that possesses such an ability?"

The advantage of living a long life is that you know a lot and have a lot of experience.

At that moment, Moonlight Gale suddenly appeared from the side, and three figures rushed at extremely fast speed, leaving behind a trail of afterimages.

Dance of the Three Suns!

Faced with such an attack, even Kakuzu could not completely avoid it.

After taking down two of Moonlight Gale's clones in succession, his third attack missed. He was then first entangled by the rope of the scythe in the hands of the Immortal White Zetsu, and then controlled by the Shadow Technique.

The next moment, Moonlight Gale's katana pierced Kakuzu's heart with a soft thud.

(End of this chapter)