Naruto: Starting from Eating the Gold Fruit

Chapter 175 Women's Federation - Alliance of Women in Sorrow

Yuya arrived at the office early the next morning and, without waiting for the appointed time, immediately summoned the ANBU member who was with her and ordered her to go to the Sarutobi clan's territory and bring Sarutobi Hiruzen over.

When Hiruzen Sarutobi came to see Yua, he was already covered in bruises and swelling.

Yuya smacked his lips. Are Tsunade and Biwako both so short-tempered?

Well, never mind, at least I'm not the one getting beaten up.

Yuya looked at Hiruzen Sarutobi with a serious expression and asked, "Do you know why I called you here?"

Hiruzen Sarutobi covered his cheek and nodded: "Hiss, we should cancel this program. Last night, my wife, Shinnosuke, and Asuma saw that program and their faces turned green. It was my mistake not to consider my wife."

Youya was immediately dissatisfied. "You're going to give up after such a small setback?!"

You can't be considered a qualified artist at all!

Is what you're making a TV program?

That's art!

That art was created for the vast majority of men!

Of course, you can keep the title to yourself; I absolutely did not participate in this program, not even a little bit.

So Yua patted Hiruzen Sarutobi on the shoulder and earnestly advised, "Hey, don't say that. It would be such a pity to give up or not!"

Don't you think the situation becomes much clearer if we change our perspective?!

Hiruzen Sarutobi blinked. "What do you mean?"

You Ya chuckled: "If you think about it this way, and your wife isn't happy with what she sees... then just don't let her see it, right?!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi was taken aback, looking at Yua suspiciously: "What do you mean?"

Yuya had Hiruzen Sarutobi lean closer and muttered a long passage to himself.

After speaking, Hiruzen Sarutobi looked at Yua with a completely bewildered expression: "Are you sure this... will work?!"

You Ya patted his chest confidently: "Don't worry, even if it doesn't work, what excuse will she have?!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi was still hesitating when Yua added insult to injury: "Besides... are you really willing to cancel this show?! It's such a good show~"

After listening, Hiruzen Sarutobi hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "Let's do it!"

……

So, that evening, the 9 PM program was changed to a show introducing scenes from the Konoha Village amusement park. In short, it was a documentary the Hyuga clan had spent a lot of money to produce, with only one theme:

I spent a lot of money to make this place look like this, come and play! Come and play!

Their main goal is to empty children's wallets.

Of course, the child doesn't have much money, but the child's parents...

That's why they say a child is a money-devouring beast.

Of course, most people in Konoha Village are wealthy, and there is no situation where they cannot afford to spend their money.

If someone is reluctant to part with it, then they are either stingy or don't have an inner-city household registration.

That night, the inner city of Konoha Village was finally free of the roaring of women that had filled the entire village the day before.

Other villages also witnessed the prosperity of Konoha Village, because they had never even dared to dream of such an amusement park before.

The roller coaster track, which was a full two kilometers long (that's about all the Hinata family's technology can do; Yua wanted to build at least five kilometers, but Hinata said he didn't care and just wanted to make a quick buck), dazzled them. There were also amusement park facilities such as pirate ships and Ferris wheels, as well as a Kamen Rider theme park and Kamen Rider shows.

The children from other villages were immediately filled with envy.

Although some people were clamoring to play, their village didn't have such facilities.

It's impossible for their village to spend billions just to build an amusement park like this.

Although the park can generate 100 to 200 million taels of silver a year just from ticket sales after completion, plus the rental income from the food and beverage outlets, it can break even in three years, and make a profit every year thereafter.

But the same problem remains.

The billion taels spent on essential facilities like hospitals are worth discussing with other villages about whether to spend so much money, as are those spent on amusement parks.

I think it would be better to just throw you up and drop you down so the kids can have some fun.

As for the men in Konoha Village and other villages who have access to television, they have their own programs they want to watch.

The result was a great disappointment.

Of course, they certainly wouldn't dare say anything on the surface, except for those single men who angrily turned off the TV and prepared to go to sleep.

Who wants to see this lousy amusement park of yours? Give me some white hair, give me some big breasts, you bastard!

Although some married men were disappointed, they still had to say on the surface that the show was good, that their children liked watching it, and that they would take them to play in a few days.

He had cursed Hiruzen Sarutobi a thousand times in his mind.

Coward!

It's just the gossip of the women in the village! If you can't even handle that, what kind of TV station director are you?!

I'd rather do it! I promise to work for the benefit of all my fellow men!

Then, after watching TV until around 10 PM, most of the women in the family got sleepy. Staying up late is bad for their skin, so most of the women went to sleep.

Even some who weren't particularly sleepy couldn't stay awake past midnight.

I was so energetic that it was impossible to resist the urge to sleep.

And when it reached two o'clock...

In Konoha Village's inner city and other villages, there are always some idle people who are still awake at this time.

Women can't stay up late for the sake of their skin and figure, but men don't care.

And occasionally, there are times when I get up to go to the toilet, and after urinating, I suddenly feel refreshed.

In this situation, it's inevitable that some people will turn on the TV to see what programs are available in the early morning.

Previously, it was usually daytime programs that were rebroadcast.

Today...

At exactly two o'clock, the TV program shifted its focus, showing familiar, hot, and sexy women dressed in thin gauze, their undergarments barely visible. This hazy beauty instantly captivated every male colleague who had casually turned on the TV, whether out of boredom or just to pass the time…

Countless men trembled; it was the perfect match! This was it!

This is exactly what I want to see!

This kind of yarn is not produced by Konoha itself. Konoha's yarn is made from cicada silk, and its main selling point is that it is soft, comfortable and skin-friendly.

These hot women are wearing gauze made from plants extracted from the Sunagakure region.

The main features are breathability and tightness. When worn, sand cannot get in, but it also wicks away sweat, so you don't have to worry about being sweaty and stuffy.

Of course, the light transmittance is also somewhat reduced.

These kinds of clothes don't have much of a market in Konoha.

But looking at it today...

That doesn't seem to be the case...

Countless men were parched and thirsty late at night. An hour later, as the beautiful host announced the end of the weekly beauty show, countless men were left heartbroken.

Yes, Hiruzen Sarutobi directly recruited these 100 beauties, and forgot about the talent show. He said, "You can all perform with me. Maybe I'll need you to make movies with me in the future."

These beautiful women are naturally willing; they're after fame, and it would be wonderful to be able to act in movies or TV series.

Hiruzen Sarutobi spent the next day in a state of anxiety, but when he got home, he found his wife looking completely calm, as if she knew nothing about what had happened. Hiruzen Sarutobi breathed a sigh of relief.

On the third day, when Hiruzen Sarutobi went to see Yua, he gave Yua a thumbs up and said, "As expected of you, you have so many clever ideas!"

Ah, that's a relief. My hard work won't be wasted.

You Ya smiled calmly: "Even so, you still need to think more about some of the regular programs. If you keep showing the same content to the audience, they will get tired of it sooner or later."

Hiruzen Sarutobi sighed inwardly. As expected of Yua, she could remain calm no matter what.

Yuya chuckled inwardly. Of course I'm calm. If Tsunade ever catches me, I'll just say it was your idea.

Hiruzen Sarutobi had no idea what Yua was thinking. While he was still sighing at the difference in composure between himself and Yua, Yua added, "If you really can't figure it out yourself, you can delegate the task to someone else."

Hiruzen Sarutobi was taken aback, then looked up at Yua: "What do you mean?"

Yu Ya: "I never said that you can't do everything yourself when making TV shows or movies. If you really can't do it, you can find some help."

Hiruzen Sarutobi was genuinely surprised: "You don't mind giving these powers to other people? What if they film things that are detrimental to our village?!"

You Ya chuckled: "We can set up a review department, let them film whatever they want, and then just prevent them from being released in the end."

As he spoke, Yuya took out a stack of documents from his drawer and handed them to Hiruzen Sarutobi: "This is the relevant censorship system. Basically, all the jurisdiction over images, texts, and music is here."

Hiruzen Sarutobi was even more astonished: "Such a large scope? Are you sure it's okay? Giving this kind of authority to someone else..."

You Ya rolled his eyes: "What are you saying? I entrusted this matter to you because I trust you. Besides, I have the authority to decide whether the system will work, who the personnel are, and who can stay there. That's all I need."

You can't expect me, the Hokage, to go to your place to watch movies every day.

Hiruzen Sarutobi waved his hand while looking at the documents: "Hey, there hasn't been a new movie in months, so you won't waste much time if you go to my place."

You Ya smiled without saying a word, because it's not open up yet, and you're the only one making movies and TV series.

When you become the head of censorship and delegate the power to make movies and TV series to others, see if you can still be as relaxed as you are now.

Well, okay, Hiruzen Sarutobi isn't having an easy time. He's thinking of new shows every day, and he's even lost a lot of hair.

But then I thought about it again. Hiruzen Sarutobi is so busy thinking about how to improve the lives of us men. If he's too busy, won't we miss all those shows featuring beautiful women?

So Youya added, "Although the power has been delegated to others, if you want to film... that's fine too. You just need to keep a good balance."

Hiruzen Sarutobi didn't understand the meaning behind Yua's words and was still enjoying the fact that his sphere of power was so vast.

Following Youya's words, he waved his hand and said, "Oh, no need. It would be nice if I could relax a bit more in the future."

"I'll go find someone right now!"

Yuya looked speechless, then shook his head. He couldn't very well tell Hiruzen Sarutobi directly, "I really like your show, can we have more of it?"

That would be so embarrassing.

With a sigh, You Ya continued to handle official business.

……

Hiruzen Sarutobi went to find Yua, thinking he would delegate the power of investigation to the Sarutobi family, but Yua turned around and went to the Akimichi family instead.

Well, although Akimichi Torifu, this fat guy, is not good-looking, his kind-hearted personality makes him get along well with everyone.

Moreover, his son, Akimichi Choza, is 12 years old and is in his final year at the Ninja Academy.

Like his father, the chubby Akimichi Choza can get along with anyone, forming an invincible team with Nara Shikaku and Yamanaka Inoichi...

The homework rush group.

These three students weren't bad at their studies; they were just incredibly lazy.

Many times, the three of them would be called to the office together to finish their assignments.

We got to know each other after a while.

Of course, Hiruzen Sarutobi came to Akimichi Torifu simply to get his good brother to do good deeds together.

Hiruzen Sarutobi explained it very clearly: Look at this censorship work, it's so easy. All you have to do is sit there every day, drink coffee, read newspapers, watch TV, listen to music, smoke, and eat fruit, and the day is over. Yet, this job has a lot of power.

After all, any program that comes to Konoha and wants to be broadcast on Konoha TV has to go through their censorship.

Moreover, the monthly salary is not low, amounting to 60 taels a month.

Isn't this a better thing than sitting at home and living off your savings?

Akimichi Torifu hesitated for a few days after being called over by Yua to serve as her superior.

It's not that he can't do a good job, it's that that son of a bitch You Ya doesn't treat him like a human being. In just two months, only two months! In just two months, he lost thirty pounds!

Thirty pounds! Do you know what that means?!

That bastard You Ya really treats him like an animal, making him do everything.

He couldn't take it anymore and resigned and ran away.

In the original history, Akimichi Torifu withdrew from politics because he was dissatisfied with politics and did not want to take sides in the power struggle between Danzo and Hiruzen Sarutobi.

In this life, he was simply terrified of being exploited by Yuya.

He acknowledged that Konoha was short of personnel, and that ninjas, being more capable than ordinary people, should shoulder more construction tasks.

But that's no excuse for treating me like ten people!

So Akimichi Torifu made his escape.

Now, Hiruzen Sarutobi has come to him, asking him to re-enter politics...

He hesitated.

Seeing that Akimichi Torifu remained unmoved, Hiruzen Sarutobi decided to unleash his trump card.

He glanced around furtively, then took Akimichi Torifu to the recording studio of a certain program.

It was only on this day that Akimichi Torifu realized what the happiness of the upper class was like...

Those big, white, and round things were swaying back and forth in front of him, making him dizzy.

After finishing their tour and leaving the recording studio, Akimichi Torifu remained silent for a long time before grabbing Hiruzen Sarutobi's hand: "Good brother!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi also said affectionately, "Good brother!"

Therefore, Akimichi Torifu joined the censorship organization.

However, the good times did not last long.

Somehow, the weekly male-dominated weekend party was discovered by a certain tigress, and the news spread throughout Konoha the next day. Immediately, many women came to Yua demanding an explanation.

You Ya calmly stated that he deliberately scheduled the program for late at night because it was in accordance with the relevant regulations of the film and television rating system that he recently established.

If you don't know, I can explain it simply: daytime programs must be suitable for children, and scenes involving blood, violence, or explicit content must be moved to the nighttime slot.

So there's nothing wrong with this program, since your kids wouldn't normally be able to see it anyway.

As for adults...

We're all adults, looking at it won't hurt us.

If you're looking for someone, go find the person in charge of reviewing and managing this program.

As a result, Akimichi Torifu and Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had just enjoyed their time together for a few days, were brutally beaten at home.

Their wives finally understood that none of these men were good; they were all cowardly lechers!

To keep them in check, we need to find someone with more influence!

Later, when Tsunade learned about this, she volunteered to help everyone keep an eye on her husband and share information, all in order to prevent him from being seduced by some shady people.

After all, in the past ten years or so of Konoha Village’s rapid development, there have been a few cases of men abandoning their wives and embracing their mistresses.

So, under Tsunade's leadership, they formed an organization... the Women's League.

Yuya was dumbfounded...

No... that...

What does this have to do with me?!

(End of this chapter)