Naruto: Starting from Eating the Gold Fruit

Chapter 295 Jiraiya: I can't stay in this village even for another day.

Boruto, Sarada, and the class president have left; they've left for good.

When their vision went black and then bright, their first feeling was hunger.

Boruto clutched his stomach and removed the device from his head.

"Ugh, I'm so hungry."

Then Sarada's voice came from the side: "Are you hungry too?"

Just as Boruto was about to speak, the squad leader's father walked in from outside. The middle-aged man in a white coat said to Boruto, "You've been unconscious for three days and three nights, so it's natural to feel hungry."

In fact, you won't be forcibly awakened unless your body has reached a warning stage.

Boruto stared blankly at the device in his hand.

and so……

What am I doing...?

Did I have a dream?

If that's really the case...

That's so realistic...

Sarada and the class president both looked at Boruto, and it was obvious that something was wrong with their expressions.

Boruto began to understand.

They probably still remember what happened before...

So it seems...

It's not a dream anymore...

Boruto couldn't help but laugh when he thought of this.

Gradually, his expression brightened.

Sarada and the class president both looked at him.

"Haha, it's nothing, it's nothing, I just... thought of something happy~"

Boruto smiled at the two of them and said, "Let's go eat first."

At this very moment, Boruto, smiling as he walked out of the laboratory building, had no idea what he was about to face...

Outside the equipment testing building, Kawaki stood at the entrance with a cold expression...

Quietly waiting for Boruto...

........................

It is now early March of Konoha Year 47.

The central commercial street of Konoha Village is very lively today.

Today is the day that the famous author Myoboku-san Senjin releases a sequel to his new work, Icha Icha Paradise.

Yes, this hermit of Mount Myōboku is naturally Jiraiya's alternate identity.

Jiraiya originally intended to use his real name as his pen name.

But after thinking about it carefully, Jiraiya decided against it.

The main reason was that I was afraid Tsunade would find out I was writing this kind of thing and beat me up.

Ever since this woman married her older brother and Orochimaru was driven out of the village, she has kept a close eye on him, preventing him from coming into contact with anything bad.

If she finds out I'm writing erotic novels, I'm afraid I'll never have peace and quiet again.

However, Jiraiya himself did not expect that his first work, after absorbing the essence of the work of his counterpart in a parallel world who was twenty years older than him, would become an instant hit.

At first, not many people bought it.

However, when Yua heard that Jiraiya's work had been published, he went and bought it as a way to support his little brother.

As a result, Nara Shika also saw the book by chance.

As the saying goes, what the superiors do, the inferiors will follow. Although Nara Shika felt that he didn't need to please Yua, he was indeed curious about what kind of books Yua would read.

So he bought it too.

Well... that's how it gradually spread.

Of course, Nara Shika would never admit that the message originated from him.

He couldn't stop people from doing the same thing.

The point isn't here. The point is that while Jiraiya doesn't actually describe the specific details of going to first base in detail, he really captured the emotional conflict and entanglement between men and women so well.

Simply put, he's a master of romance novels.

How much you can learn about romance from this depends entirely on your comprehension, but anyway, Yuya was blushing as she watched it.

Ultimately, Jiraiya became famous.

Because of this, this guy is now quite well-off; his monthly royalties are enough for him to live on for a long time.

Although he spends money like water every month, he also gets rich quickly...

Anyway, this guy is living a life of absolute luxury right now.

To be honest, Youya was a little envious of him.

Today is the release date of his second major work.

And it's worth mentioning that...

Tsunade still doesn't know that Jiraiya is a sage from Mount Myōboku.

Of course, that's all for now.

That evening, Yuya jokingly took out the second part of Make-Out Paradise, intending it as a form of fun for his bedroom activities with Tsunade.

Tsunade was shocked when she opened the cover page.

It is common knowledge that when you are not famous, your so-called autograph is worthless, and signed books are even less sought after.

But once you become famous, your signed books become very valuable.

This book was bought by Nara Shika and sent to Yua.

Well, to be fair, Nara Shikaya is quite the repressed pervert.

Of course, you could also interpret it as him trying to bribe You Ya.

However, judging from Yuya's many years of cooperation with this kid...

He already knows the Hokage's secret techniques. What's the point of bribing Yua? Will it help him advance further?

Why don't you sit here, Hokage?

So Nara Shikaya, that old bastard, actually only has one goal.

He wanted to see it too.

That's why You Ya said this old guy was secretly passionate.

However, Youya forgot about the autograph thing.

Tsunade and Jiraiya were very close; they graduated from the Ninja Academy together.

How could Tsunade not know what Jiraiya's handwriting looked like at school?

How could Tsunade not know who this notebook is, given how familiar it is?

Therefore, Tsunade immediately ordered Yuya to make Jiraiya come back.

No matter how much Yuya tried to persuade her, he couldn't stop her—of course, Yuya didn't dare to persuade her much anyway, because Tsunade's rage was more terrifying than a tyrannosaurus rex from Sichuan and Chongqing.

So what if Jiraiya is miserable? As long as I'm doing well, that's all that matters.

So Tsunade sent out a letter.

In early May of Konoha Year 47, Jiraiya received a letter from the Anbu. Thinking Tsunade was ill, he rushed back, only to have his leg broken by Tsunade.

This time, Tsunade was truly angry. Yua had no idea why Tsunade was so upset until she angrily yelled at Jiraiya, "You're portrayed as so powerful in the books, so why don't you bring a girl back with you?!"

You Ya was stunned. Should he have said that as a friend?

Jiraiya looked aggrieved. "You're my friend, not my mom!"

However, Tsunade's merciless beating instilled fear in Jiraiya, and he resolved never to return.

Then this guy ran away the next day.

As for that broken leg...

Even if his leg is broken, Jiraiya will leave the village today unless his head is chopped off.

I can't stand this awful place for even a day longer.

Tsunade's anger hadn't subsided when Jiraiya ran away. Yua, who couldn't escape, was chased and berated by Tsunade: "What kind of older brother are you?! Jiraiya, aren't you going to do anything about it?! This guy is out writing this kind of book every day and you don't care?!"

In the end, Tsunade concluded: If she doesn't find a woman to keep Jiraiya in check, he'll be doomed sooner or later.

Yuya had no choice but to tell Tsunade a secret.

Jiraiya... actually had a close female friend... in a village full of women...

Tsunade's eyes lit up immediately upon hearing this...

Jiraiya, who had left the village to complain to Orochimaru, felt a chill run down his spine...

(End of this chapter)