Naruto: Starting from Eating the Gold Fruit

Chapter 303 The Reason and the Unopened Seal [Part 2]

Chapter 303 The Reason and... Still Not Opened... [Part 2]

Do I want to know this about you?

What I want to know...

Yuya looked at Jiraiya's silly grin, sighed, and shook his head helplessly.

Forget it, Jiraiya is an idiot anyway, I'd better not bother arguing with him.

In the end, You Ya wrote a note and had someone send him one million.

Jiraiya was overjoyed; he now had the money to buy a ring.

Yuya was also very happy because Jiraiya spent the one million on a diamond ring shop.

In Konoha Village, these luxury stores are mostly owned by Yuya.

In other words, the money went into his pocket.

Tsunade, of course, was unaware of this.

This is also why Yua didn't just give Jiraiya the ring directly.

He asked, "How much of a cut will I get?"

Of the one million taels, You Ya planned to deduct two hundred thousand.

He gave the rest to Tsunade, and then said he would leave 200,000 yen to the shop as commission.

Tsunade could never verify this.

That 200,000 taels will just be stolen.

How many packs of cigarettes could you buy with 200,000 taels of silver?

As Yua was leaving Jiraiya's residence and preparing to go home, she happened to run into Himiko.

You Ya was taken aback, then immediately went to meet him.

Himiko bowed deeply upon seeing Yua, saying, "Hokage-sama."

Youya: "No need for formalities, no need for formalities. You've come to see your fellow villagers?"

Himiko waved her hand: "No, I don't have any fellow villagers living here. I just came to see Lady Tsunade."

You Ya asked, somewhat puzzled, "Why do you want to see her?"

Himiko blushed slightly, but still said, "Neither Jiraiya nor I have parents, so I would like to ask Lady Tsunade to preside over our wedding."

Yuya understood; they wanted Tsunade to drink the toast offered by Jiraiya and Himiko.

However, upon reflection, Jiraiya's parents had passed away early, Himiko's father had run away before she was even born, and her mother had been dead for a year. There really wasn't anyone else who could take on the role of the person sitting in the high court.

"The Hokage is Jiraiya's older brother, if possible... if possible..."

Himiko watched as Yua cautiously tried to speak.

However, when Yua turned her gaze towards him, Himiko immediately waved her hand and said, "No, no, there's no need. Hokage-sama, your status is so noble, how could you... how could you..."

Himiko bowed and prepared to run.

But You Ya called out to him, "Wait!"

Himiko turned around in confusion.

Yuya, with a comical expression, revealed a look of great interest: "Then, Tsunade and I will sit up there together and receive your tea and wine offerings!"

Yuya felt a surge of pleasure whenever he thought about Jiraiya serving him tea and wine.

He's been here for almost forty years, and he's been able to change so many things. What's wrong with him drinking a toast with you?

He deserves it!

……

When Yuya returned home, before he even came back, he heard Tsunade's loud laughter.

Yuya felt relieved. Good, Tsunade was in a good mood. Since that was the case, he wouldn't say anything more about his one million taels.

You Ya pushed open the door without changing his expression and came in: "I could hear your laughter from outside. What's making you so happy?"

Upon hearing Yua's words, Tsunade turned her head and exclaimed excitedly, "You know what? Jiraiya, he, he actually... he's never touched another woman! Hahahaha~"

You Ya was taken aback, then raised an eyebrow.

He seemed to have some idea why Himiko had agreed to marry Jiraiya.

"This doesn't make sense..." Yuya pretended to stroke his chin. "Jiraiya wrote two 'Make-Out Paradise' novels, how could he have absolutely no experience with women?"

Tsunade was in a particularly good mood today, especially now that she knew Jiraiya's secret, she no longer objected to Icha Icha Paradise.

Previously, at least on the surface, she was very opposed to intimacy.

As for the romantic things the story describes about the two people in love doing...

Anyway, Youya has to go through it with her.

"That's not surprising, actually." Tsunade was in a good mood and didn't mind saying a few words for Jiraiya: "Captain Sarutobi also has several very capable directors under him. They haven't experienced writing their own scripts, but they are still able to write the stories."

They could write about things they hadn't experienced, so Jiraiya should naturally be able to as well.

You Ya thought to himself: You overestimate this guy. He writes erotic novels, but what others write is definitely not.

If it were made into a movie, Jiraiya's final ending would definitely involve the male and female leads taking off their clothes and doing something, while other people's final endings would certainly not be the same as yours.

but……

Yuya really didn't expect that Jiraiya would still be with Hina even now.

Can you believe it? Jiraiya, the great author who wrote "Make-Out Paradise" and became a sensation in the ninja world, was actually still a virgin—unopened!

The answer to why Himiko would agree is quite simple.

Jiraiya being a virgin shows that he didn't mess around.

Therefore, Himiko naturally didn't mind Jiraiya's so-called "source material".

Himiko probably thought that Jiraiya's inspiration came from watching women dance and drinking with women.

However, Jiraiya actually did all sorts of things to others, and except for the last step, he basically did everything that was supposed to happen.

Ah this...

Should I go and remind Himiko?

After thinking about it, You Ya mentally slapped himself: Why did I have to meddle?

Yuya and Tsunade gave Jiraiya a good dressing down.

Finally, just as the atmosphere became ambiguous, and Tsunade was ready, and Yua was about to go inside with Tsunade...

Doorbell rang.

You Ya went to open the door, but there was no one there. You Ya turned his head and saw a slightly hunched figure with long hair swaying in the wind behind him, and the word "gamble" printed on his clothes.

Youya was stunned for a moment, then realized what that figure had just appeared to be...

He knew who it was...

Looking down, I saw that the figure from before had left a bouquet of roses at You Ya's doorstep. On the roses was a photograph, and on the photograph…

Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru as children appear in various poses in the photo...

"Honey, who is it?" Tsunade asked Yuya.

Youya watched the figure walk away from the doorway, then bent down and picked up the bouquet of flowers that had been left there.

He then picked up the photo, put it in his pocket, and said, "I don't know. They just sent this bouquet of flowers. Sigh, it's probably to thank me... for all the contributions I've made to Konoha over the years."

Yuya shook his head, making Tsunade burst out laughing.

"Look at the state you're in!"

You Ya smiled slightly; what he meant... wasn't the literal meaning...

……

Not many people attended Jiraiya and Himiko's wedding.

People from various clans, such as Hiruzen Sarutobi and Hizashi Hyuga, sent gifts.

But well, people can't really do that. After all, they're not familiar with Jiraiya.

If it weren't for You Ya's sake, I wouldn't have bothered with the gift.

You Ya felt extremely pleased as he sat in the courtroom.

Jiraiya toasts himself—how comfortable!

Yua was somewhat surprised that Orochimaru would attend the wedding.

However, he soon realized what was happening...