Naruto: Starting from Eating the Gold Fruit

Chapter 617

When Tsunade saw Jiraiya again, he was holding a book and reading it intently.

Tsunade immediately became interested.

Jiraiya, reading a book?!

This……

Don't these two things look out of place together?!

Tsunade didn't understand; she was deeply shocked.

Later, when she saw Jiraiya reading a book about cooking, Tsunade was even more shocked.

"Jiraiya...you! You! You're not sick, are you?!"

Tsunade was so shocked.

Jiraiya looked at Tsunade, slightly taken aback, and felt a moment of embarrassment. But then he quickly realized what was happening and immediately looked at Tsunade, saying, "I need your help!"

Tsunade looked completely bewildered.

……

"Hmm, so... your daughter is getting married, but you're worried about giving your future father-in-law a bad impression, so you've been learning what a good father-in-law should do?"

Jiraiya felt that something was off, but after thinking about it carefully, he realized that nothing was wrong.

After thinking for a moment, Jiraiya nodded: "You know my daughter. She was educated in Nadeshiko Village from a young age, so I'm not worried about her character. She's definitely more reliable than me."

But I'm worried that because of me, her wedding will run into problems.

Tsunade glared at Jiraiya with deadpan eyes, crossed her arms, and said, "If you knew this would happen, why did you do it in the first place? You've had your fun for so many years, and now you're worried about embarrassing your daughter?"

Jiraiya sighed helplessly, then looked at Yua and said earnestly and hopefully, "Big brother, you have to help me! Last time you said you wanted to give Tsunade a surprise, and I agreed to work in your place for three days. This time it's your turn to help me!"

Yuya's lips twitched as he looked at Jiraiya: "You mean you're covering for me, which means dumping all the work on Shikaku and then going off to steal watermelons and spy on the women's bathhouse?"

Jiraiya chuckled awkwardly and remained silent.

Yuya sighed, looked at Jiraiya for a moment, and said, "What are the requirements from the man's side?"

"We don't have any requirements. Although they do require a dowry, it's not like we can't afford it."

You Ya nodded: "What about the bride price?"

"It's already been given: two million taels of silver, plus a house and a car."

Youya hissed twice.

This condition, um...

It's just so-so. In Konoha, you'd need at least nine million, if not ten million, to offer something like that.

This requirement isn't really that high.

However, Jiraiya wasn't someone who paid attention to such family background details, so he didn't understand these things.

Yuya thought for a moment and said to Jiraiya, "Don't worry about the rest. Just do what you need to do. When your daughter gets married, just bring all the ninjas you're close to and go to her house to celebrate. That's all."

"It's that simple?!" Jiraiya was still somewhat incredulous that it could be so easy.

You Ya rolled her eyes: "Can you even learn how to explain it in a complicated way?"

Jiraiya grew anxious: "It absolutely has to work! Big brother, just tell me, I'll remember everything you say!"

You Ya nodded: "Alright, since that's the case, then remember it. Bring a few more limited edition copies of 'Intimate Paradise' that you wrote about."

Jiraiya looked completely bewildered.

What does that mean?

You Ya shook his head helplessly. Didn't they know about this?!

Intimate Paradise Limited Edition...

Is there anything more suitable for winning people's hearts than this?

Especially in winning over men's hearts.

After Jiraiya left, Tsunade smiled at Yua and said, "It's unbelievable, that's Jiraiya... Can you believe it? He was just reading a book about cooking! This world has gone mad..."

You Ya smiled.

Tsunade moved closer to Yua and slowly ran her hand over Yua's body.

Yuya's body immediately tensed up: "Um, Tsunade, tomorrow is the third round of the Chunin Exams, the battle for a spot..."

Tsunade paused slightly, then looked up at Yua with a slight smile: "What do you think I want to do to you?"

You Ya breathed a sigh of relief. Today was safe, all safe.

Clearing his throat, Yuya changed the subject: "When is Jiraiya's daughter getting married?"

Tsunade thought for a moment and said, "It seems to be the end of the year. I forgot the exact date, but it is definitely the end of the year."

You Ya immediately raised an eyebrow.

The end of the year...

It's only August or September, and you're already in such a hurry...

Hehehe, Jiraiya, I never expected that one of the Legendary Sannin would turn out like this.

And speaking of the Three Ninjas...

Yuya looked at Tsunade: "Speaking of which, Tsunade, Orochimaru... will he be going?"

Tsunade was taken aback, and then her expression immediately became quite interesting, showing shock, confusion, and disdain.

After a long silence, Tsunade spoke with a pained expression, "It really is... I hadn't thought about that..."

But given Jiraiya's idiotic personality, he'll definitely invite Orochimaru...

Yuya looked up, already imagining the scene where Jiraiya invited Orochimaru, and Orochimaru actually accepted the invitation from Jiraiya's daughter...

That must be it...

Absolutely fantastic...

Well, all I can say is that it was absolutely fantastic...

Yuya and Tsunade both trembled simultaneously, then exchanged a glance, both reaffirming their resolve.

We absolutely cannot let Orochimaru ruin his daughter's wedding!

Are you kidding me? Jiraiya's daughter's wedding is a once-in-a-lifetime event—well, divorce is out of the question for now. Speaking of which, isn't it a bit too absurd to consider divorce so soon after getting married? —Absolutely no mishaps are allowed!

The Land of Grass, Orochimaru's Laboratory:

"Achoo!"

Orochimaru sneezed.

Two twin sisters with snake tails walked over from the side, each holding a towel.

Orochimaru shook his head, indicating that he did not need it.

He then continued to look at the experimental subject in front of him, who had been cut into pieces but had not died because he was soaking in the nutrient solution.

"Xiao Yi, help me record the data over there, then go to Factory Two and bring me another test subject. As for..."

Orochimaru was giving orders when suddenly his phone rang.

Slightly startled, Orochimaru stepped off the lab table, unfastened his gloves, and began looking at the information on his phone.

When Orochimaru saw that the message was from Jiraiya, he smiled slightly.

Then, after Orochimaru saw the specific details, the smile on his face disappeared...

Own……

Is it really possible to attend my friend's daughter's wedding...?

Although Orochimaru always stayed in the laboratory, he was not a stupid person. He certainly understood human relationships and social interactions, if not as emotionally intelligent as someone with perfect social skills.

It's definitely better than Jiraiya anyway.

Orochimaru, of course, knew how ordinary people viewed him...

Then he...

Is it really okay to just go to my friend's daughter's wedding like this?

(End of this chapter)