Naruto: Starting with Tsunade

Chapter 149 Happy Birthday

With a bewildered expression, Aokiji got out of bed, stepped forward, opened the door, and a familiar and beautiful face came into view.

Aokiji's face lit up with a happy expression when he saw her: "What's wrong? Why are you looking for me in the middle of the night?"

"What, can't I contact you if there's nothing wrong?"

Tsunade has now returned to her normal self.

"Of course, but it's late at night," Aokiji teased.

Tsunade knew her flimsy excuse was untenable, so she simply stopped pretending: "I do have something to discuss with you."

"What, not enough kisses?" Aokiji teased.

I'm ignoring you.

Tsunade's pretty face flushed red instantly, and she turned to leave.

Aokiji quickly grabbed Tsunade's wrist and said with a forced smile, "Don't go, I was just joking."

After saying that, he made a "please" gesture.

Tsunade, who was standing outside the door, stepped into the room.

After closing the door, Aokiji returned to Tsunade's side. Letting a girl into his room in the middle of the night makes it hard not to wonder what she's up to.

"Tell me, what do you want from me so late at night?"

"It's really nothing important." Xiao Gang clasped his hands together, his thumbs twirling back and forth, his shifty eyes showing a hint of nervousness.

"What, didn't you kiss me enough this morning...?"

Tsunade vehemently denied it: "No, I'm not that lewd."

"Really? You seem reluctant. Let's not do it anymore then."

"I didn't say I was willing."

"Oh~~"

Tsunade glared at him fiercely.

Aokiji shut his mouth.

Tsunade suddenly said, "Close your eyes."

"what?"

"In short, just close your eyes for now."

"Okay, okay..." Aokiji, not understanding, closed his eyes.

Tsunade took a deep breath, formed hand seals, and with a loud bang, white smoke rose from her body and enveloped her.

Aokiji frowned slightly, and before he could think about it, Tsunade allowed him to open his eyes.

"You can open your eyes now."

Aokiji opened his eyes, and a breathtakingly beautiful scene unfolded before him.

The lovely woman in front of me was dressed in a black maid outfit with lace trim on the hem, a large and cute butterfly tied around her waist, and snow-white stockings on her legs.

This is Aokiji's favorite maid outfit.

Tsunade looked at her shyly: "Do you like it?"

"I like it."

The blue pheasant burst out of its mouth.

but……

Despite his excitement, Aokiji didn't quite understand why the other person would go to such lengths in the middle of the night. It couldn't possibly be just to please him.

Tsunade is a bit love-struck right now, but she shouldn't go so far as to buy this whole outfit just for herself.

Aokiji looked puzzled, waiting for a reply.

Tsunade smiled sweetly: "Happy birthday."

"My birthday?" Aokiji understood, then got confused again: "You must be mistaken. I was born on February 7th, an Aquarius. I'm not even born yet."

Tsunade shook her head: "According to the original world's timeline, if we include the time we've spent here, it's roughly your birthday."

As if something was stuck in his throat, Aokiji's eyes welled up with tears.

She suddenly turned pale. Why did Tsunade have to wait several days?

At that time, she wasn't unprepared; she was simply waiting for this day.

Thinking about how I sometimes have thoughts of cheating on her, I realize how much I've wronged her.

To be honest, Tsunade remembers her own birthday, but he might not remember the other person's.

Putting himself in her shoes, Aokiji suddenly felt like a complete scumbag.

Just from that smile, you could clearly feel Tsunade's overflowing love for him. What an innocent girl she is.

"sorry."

Aokiji knelt on the ground, his head touching the ground.

Tsunade was confused by his sudden admission of wrongdoing: "Hey, what are you doing?"

Aokiji lowered his head and revealed all his thoughts, and also made a deep reflection on his past feelings about Tsunade's lack of breasts.

"You bastard..."

Tsunade gritted her teeth, making a crunching sound, clearly wanting to punch him.

"Hit me if you want, I will not fight back."

Aokiji's frank and lenient attitude made Tsunade let her off the hook for the time being: "Hmph, forget it... After all, you haven't taken that step yet. If you really dare, I'll break your legs."

The blue pheasant readily accepted good advice.

Tsunade said calmly, "Get up."

As Aokiji stood up, Tsunade pulled out a delicate little box from somewhere, opened it, and found a small cake inside.

"I originally wanted to make it for you myself, but I was afraid it wouldn't taste good and you would dislike it," she said.

Aokiji held Tsunade's small hand: "I love anything you make."

Tsunade was satisfied with the answer: "Wait a moment."

Aokiji, looking dazed, saw Tsunade make a heart shape with her hands and place it on her chest, pointing it at the small cake: "Sweetie, it'll taste good now."

So you still remember... Aokiji is so cute.

He recalled the first time the two of them went to the maid shop.

With such a sweet and considerate daughter, what more could he want?

To hell with the harem.

From this day forward, I, Uchiha Aokiji, am the Holy Warrior of Love.

Pure Love God of War!

When Tsunade saw that Aokiji was still not eating, she urged him, "Why aren't you eating? Or are you disgusted by what I did earlier?"

"I'm a little reluctant to eat it, and I'm thinking of sealing it away as a souvenir." Aokiji shook his head.

Did he eat cake?

He was eating Tsunade's overflowing love.

"If you don't eat it, it will rot and smell bad. I'm not like you, who always smells awful when you look at cakes and reminisce about the past."

Aokiji thought about it and agreed, so he reluctantly gave up and ate a small piece of cake.

"Is it delicious?" Tsunade asked impatiently.

"It's delicious." Aokiji handed over the cake. "You should try a piece too."

Tsunade didn't refuse and started eating.

The cake wasn't big, and the two of them finished it off quickly.

On the bed, Tsunade bent her knees, rested her buttocks on her ankles, patted her knees, and said in a maid's tone, "Master, here's a lap pillow for you."

Owner?

Aokiji took a breath, his eyes widened, and he couldn't take it anymore.

Tsunade's initiative made him feel embarrassed: "Isn't this inappropriate?"

"Just sit down when I tell you to, stop with all this nonsense." Seeing Aokiji being so long-winded, Tsunade, in a fit of pique, revealed her usual irritable side.

Honestly, they don't even consider who they're doing this embarrassing thing for.

Aokiji obeyed without question, daring not to resist, and lay on his side with his lap as a pillow, feeling the warmth and softness coming from his thighs through his white socks.

So this is what it feels like to have a lap pillow. Aokiji suddenly felt that it was good to be alive.

He looked up and saw Tsunade looking down at him with a shy and slightly nervous expression: "How was it...?"

"marvelous."

"Really? That's great." Tsunade's unease disappeared, and a sunny smile bloomed on her lips.

Aokiji closed his eyes, lying quietly with Tsunade's lap pillow, his mind blank, his face serene.

"Let me clean your ears for you. You don't usually seem like a very hygienic person." Tsunade said, pulling a cotton swab from her pocket. "When I was little, I often sat on my grandma's lap, and she would clean my ears all the time. It felt so good!"

Aokiji opened his eyes and lifted his head off his knees.

Tsunade pouted, "Don't you like it?"

"How could I not like it? It's just that you've done so much for me, so this time I'll repay you."

"Huh~?"

While she wasn't looking, Aokiji took the cotton swab from Tsunade's hand and patted his knee, mimicking Tsunade's earlier action.

"I can't stand you." Tsunade said this, but her face was still very happy. She lay on her side on his lap, which was hard and not soft at all, but gave people a very reassuring feeling.

She thought this was the biggest difference between men's and women's bodies.

"This is my first time. If I don't perform well later, remember to cry out in pain immediately."

The inside of the cochlea is very fragile, and Tsunade's constitution is different from that of ordinary people, but Aokiji still treated it with the same care as if it were fragile glass.

Perhaps because it was the first time someone had done this to her, Tsunade was a little nervous and her head was shaking.

"Don't move around, your hole is so small, it's hard for me to insert it."

"I know..." Tsunade took a breath and calmed herself down.

Thanks to this, Aokiji was able to insert his fingers smoothly, running them through the girl's hair and gently combing along the strands: "Does it hurt?"

"You went in too deep at first, it hurt a little, but it got better later."

"Okay, then I'll be a little gentler."

"Okay, then take it slow."

"Hmm... uh??"

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing?"

Strange, am I being too filthy?

I was just cleaning my ears.

This conversation sounds a bit strange...

P.S.: There's one more chapter. I'll eat something and update later; I drank too much coffee and can't sleep. The next chapter will conclude the time-travel arc.

It's been blocked, I can't post it. Note the duplicate message at the end: don't subscribe.

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