Naruto: Starting with Tsunade

Chapter 265 The Standards for Judging Beautiful Women

As the name suggests, this is a ninjutsu that requires a kiss to activate.

A literal kiss, that is, a mouth-to-mouth kiss, is a ninjutsu that allows you to extract chakra from the other person's mouth in a large quantity. It is a fairly "simple" ninjutsu.

Uh……

Who exactly developed this ninjutsu, and for what purpose?

Tsunade looked at her with curiosity, hoping her grandmother would give her an answer.

"Don't look at me, I don't know who developed this ninjutsu either."

Mito stated that she would never reveal that she was the one who developed this ninjutsu when she was young.

Because Hashirama had so much chakra, more than he could ever use, Mito figured that since all that chakra was just sitting there, he might as well use it for himself.

Of course, the main reason was that Hashirama was like a blockhead in that aspect, not taking the initiative at all, which forced her to resort to this tactic.

Thinking back to that time, it really was a memorable period...

Memories flooded her mind, and a happy expression appeared on Mito's face.

At the same time, Tsunade looked at the ninjutsu in her hand and fell into deep thought.

If this ninjutsu involves absorbing chakra through kissing, wouldn't practicing this ninjutsu require extensive kissing practice?

If Aokiji wants to practice this ninjutsu, he must kiss someone.

And who else could she kiss besides Tsunade?

Damn it, doesn't this just give that lecherous Aokiji a perfectly legitimate reason to take advantage of me?

At this moment, out of curiosity, Nawaki stood on tiptoe, blinked, and asked, but he was too short and a little kid: "What kind of ninjutsu is this?"

Tsunade quickly put the ninjutsu away to prevent her younger brother from learning it badly, and vaguely replied, "It's nothing, just an ordinary ninjutsu."

Rope Tree pouted, indicating that she didn't believe it: "Sister, you've changed. You're not the same as before."

"???"

"As expected, once she has a man, she doesn't need her younger brother anymore..."

Tsunade:……

……

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Training ground.

After practicing Ice Release extensively, Aokiji exhaled a chill and looked up at the increasingly crimson sky: "It's getting late, let's go back..."

He muttered something to himself, walked towards his girlfriend's house, and once home, he took out his key, expertly inserted it into the lock, turned it once, and with a click, pushed the door open and entered: "I'm home..."

After saying that, he chuckled to himself.

In the past, he lived alone, but now he has a family.

After a while, accompanied by the clicking sound, Tsunade, wearing pink slippers, came to greet him: "You're back? You seem to be much later than usual today."

"Yeah, I felt more in the zone today, so I practiced a little longer."

"Are you planning to eat first, or take a shower first?"

Aokiji let out a soft "hmm," feeling that Tsunade seemed a little different today.

How so?

She looks even more like a wife now.

During their time living together, Tsunade would never give him a choice between eating first or taking a shower first.

In addition, Aokiji noticed that Tsunade had changed her clothes; she wasn't wearing the special fishnet outfit for defense, but rather casual clothes.

The key detail is that he's wearing off-white over-the-knee socks, which perfectly suits his taste.

Aokiji couldn't help but chuckle mischievously. He gave three options: "I don't want any of them. I want to eat you."

Tsunade lowered her head, her eyes narrowed, and after a few blinks, she softly said, "I understand..."

After saying that, she turned her head and left Aokiji with a golden ponytail tied with green silk, swaying back and forth.

This made Aokiji want to reach out and grab it, just like those masochistic men who sat in the back row back in school.

Aokiji held back, afraid of being beaten.

During meals.

Tsunade asked him how the food was, and Aokiji, still chewing his food, sincerely praised, "Tsunade is getting better and better at cooking; she'll definitely be a wonderful wife and mother in the future."

"Yeah, I think so too," Tsunade said softly.

Huh? What did you just say?

Aokiji thought he had misheard, so he asked again to confirm.

You misheard me.

Tsunade's moist, pearly eyes swayed slightly.

"Oh, I knew it..."

Just as Aokiji was about to continue speaking, he suddenly smelled a fragrance, not of food, but of flowers.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."

Aokiji wrinkled his nose and followed the scent. Finding it coming from Tsunade, he exclaimed softly, "You're wearing perfume?"

Tsunade, with her large, expressive eyes, stared at Aokiji: "Why not?"

Aokiji gently shook his head, speaking based on his memory: "No, that's not it. Don't you usually not use these kinds of things?"

Tsunade casually replied, "I sometimes want to use it too."

Aokiji didn't think much of it and just pouted, "Oh, okay."

Tsunade asked him for his opinion: "What do you think?"

Aokiji thought for a moment and said honestly, "It's alright, but I prefer the original flavor."

Tsunade was taken aback: "Original flavor?"

Aokiji chuckled and replied with great emotional intelligence, "It's just the natural fragrance that you naturally exude."

Having spent so much time with Aokiji, Tsunade had developed a certain immunity to this kind of thing and wasn't really susceptible to it. She scoffed, "You're so good at charming girls, you must often use sweet talk with them."

I wish I hadn't criticized it...

Tsunade muttered to herself.

Aokiji cried out that he was innocent and quickly pledged his loyalty: "You know me, my social circle is so small, how could I possibly have the opportunity to say these things to other girls?"

"Who knows~" Tsunade chuckled. "You were traveling for so long back then, maybe you were hooking up with some vixen while you were away. You might have been keeping it from me."

Feeling distrusted, Aokiji was deeply hurt: "We've known each other for so long, from the Ninja Academy until now, don't you understand me?"

Tsunade was very blunt, waving her hand dismissively: "Come on, I'm only saying this because I know you too well."

Aokiji: ...

"Tell me, during your travels, did you meet any girls you liked, or women who threw themselves at you?"

"Throwing herself into my arms?" Aokiji was taken aback. "Why would you think that?"

"The world is so chaotic these days, isn't robbery and plunder happening all the time?" Tsunade analyzed the current situation: "Given your personality, if you saw a beautiful woman being humiliated, you would definitely play the hero and save her, right?"

Aokiji didn't deny it: "That's true."

If it were a man, he probably wouldn't have paid any attention to him.

Tsunade shrugged: "So that's how it is~ As the saying goes, it's like climbing a mountain for a man to pursue a woman, but piercing a thin veil for a woman to pursue a man. I just don't believe that, with your personality, you can't help but be tempted if a pretty girl throws herself at you."

Tsunade has a very strong possessive streak, and Aokiji knows that.

If he doesn't answer well, he probably won't get any good food later.

Nai-ko – a type of fruit, also known as Nai-li.

Aokiji never hides his lecherous side.

If I were to say that I wasn't attracted to those girls, I wouldn't even believe it myself.

This doesn't mean that Aokiji will cheat on Tsunade with him later, but rather that he's naturally attracted to beautiful women.

The evolution of human nature is a long process.

For a time, Aokiji found it difficult to change; all he could do was suppress his desires.

Since Tsunade wouldn't believe him if he rushed to deny it, Aokiji could only resort to the art of language, first offering his agreement: "You're right, I am indeed tempted."

Tsunade scoffed, "Ha~ Men~"

"However, there's one thing you're wrong about, Tsunade, no—" Tsunade shook her head in denial: "Or rather, you underestimate me..."

"Did I underestimate you?"

"I only like beautiful women."

Tsunade gave Aokiji a strange look.

I thought to myself, "Isn't that obvious?"

That man doesn't like beautiful women.

Aokiji glanced at Tsunade, as if on cue: "I know what you're thinking, but don't yell at me yet. Let me explain."

"hehe……"

Tsunade gestured with her chin, indicating that he should continue; she wanted to see how Aokiji would explain himself.

If she's not satisfied with the answer, she won't let it go that night—at least that's how it is tonight.

Aokiji organized his thoughts, held up two fingers, and said slowly, "In my eyes, there are only two kinds of women: the first is beautiful women, and the second is ordinary women."

Tsunade asked, "So, what kind of woman am I?"

"Nonsense," Aokiji replied instantly. "Do I even need to say that?"

Tsunade had already seen Aokiji's attitude and nodded in satisfaction, indicating that she understood: "But does this have anything to do with what you're about to answer?"

"Of course it's related," Aokiji explained. "I have two main criteria for judging a beautiful woman."

"What metrics?"

"First, I need to be as beautiful as you; second, I need to have a broad... cough cough, you know what I mean."

Aokiji gave a lecherous glance at that person's indescribable part.

The first point was obvious, while the second point was more subtle. Tsunade didn't immediately understand, but following the gaze and slightly lowering her head, she somewhat realized what was going on.

"Just how much do you like this place that you specifically included this as a criterion for evaluation?"

"Since it's my evaluation standard, then it should be done according to my taste."

Aokiji shrugged: "Based on the above two points, the criteria for judging a beautiful woman are quite clear."

"First, I need to be as beautiful as you."

"No?

"Then I'm sorry, you're not a beauty."

"If you're as beautiful as me, then I'll keep reading."

"Not as big as you?"

"I'm sorry, but you're not a beauty, at least not in my eyes."

"If someone is this beautiful and has a body as big as yours, then I'll tentatively admit that she's a beauty."

"That's ridiculous logic." Tsunade laughed and scolded, "What do you take me for?"

Aokiji stated bluntly, "The criteria for judging beauty."

"I think she's just a tool for judging beauty," Tsunade said casually. "So, besides me, have you found any other women of this type?"

Without hesitation, Aokiji replied, "No."

"snort……"

"Tsunade, you need to have confidence in yourself. Girls like you aren't easy to find."

"What do you mean I have confidence? It's like you make me feel like I can't live without you."

Aokiji's eyes turned a deep crimson, revealing a serious expression: "I don't know if you can't live without me, but I can tell you with certainty that I can't live without you."

Tsunade looked somewhat dazed and remained silent.

"So, are you satisfied with my answer?"

"So-so..."

Tsunade sighed softly to herself.

Oh well, this lecherous man got off easy tonight.

(End of this chapter)