Naruto: Starting with Tsunade

Chapter 438 Women are like smartphones

"well……"

Seeing him sigh again, Tsunade couldn't help but wonder, "Seriously, what are you sighing about?"

Aokiji sighed, "You know my current physical condition..."

"Would you like me to treat you?" Tsunade volunteered, "My medical skills are excellent."

Aokiji shook his head and said, "My situation is rather special; I can only rely on myself."

Tsunade had no intention of giving up: "How will you know if you don't try?"

"Forget it..."

Tsunade narrowed her eyes, looking suspicious: "This is very suspicious... You're not hiding something from me, are you?"

"Um."

Aokiji readily admitted this.

Tsunade let out a soft "Huh," slightly surprised. She hadn't expected Aokiji to confess so quickly; she hadn't even said a word yet.

"I don't want to lie to you."

"Then why..."

"I don't want to add to your current worries; trust me, I can handle it."

Tsunade didn't want to make things difficult for the other person: "Alright then..."

Aokiji breathed a sigh of relief, thank goodness he could get away with it so easily.

Tsunade abruptly changed the subject, raising a finger and solemnly saying, "However, this is the first and last time, you know that?"

Aokiji readily agreed: "I promise."

"We are husband and wife now, and we should share everything together, instead of one person bearing everything in silence."

Aokiji lowered his head, adopting a posture of listening attentively like a four-eyed iron-clad gold-plated dog: "My dear wife, you are right. I will definitely keep it in mind from now on."

Tsunade glared at him: "...You agreed so quickly, it makes me a little skeptical."

Aokiji changed the subject: "Oh, by the way, there's something I need to give you."

As he spoke, under Tsunade's curious gaze, he pulled out an exquisite box from under the bed and opened it.

What appeared before her looked like a potion. Tsunade asked, puzzled, "For me?"

Aokiji kept everyone in suspense: "Guess what this is for."

Tsunade pouted, her lips pursed, and said coquettishly, "There wasn't a single hint. How could I possibly guess?"

"That's true."

Aokiji didn't think too much about this, he was too busy being mysterious: "Well then, I'll give you a hint, what do you think about the most?"

Tsunade smiled, her eyes crinkling. "You."

"...Incorrect answer."

"Huh, isn't that right?"

"Nonsense, it doesn't look like it could be me. Do you think I'm just a potion?"

Tsunade suddenly realized, "Oh, so it really is a potion."

Aokiji was taken aback: "You're trying to trick me!"

"Because you're stupid."

"Damn woman..." Aokiji thought. "If I didn't have this problem, I'd really like to pin you down on the bed tonight and give you a shot in the butt, so you'd know what it means to be 'Mine is big, you want it...'"

Pshaw, this looks like a toothpick now.

Tsunade picked up the potion, examined it for a moment, and then, without saying a word, injected herself with it, leaving Aokiji completely dumbfounded: "W-what are you doing?"

Tsunade frankly admitted, "I can't guess. I'll give it a try."

"What if..."

"I know you won't hurt me."

"You win, you're pretty good..."

This medicine is a special product that Orochimaru extracted from White Zetsu at Aokiji's request, and it is extremely precious.

Aokiji originally wanted Tsunade to directly obtain Wood Release, but to do so, Tsunade would need to be injected with a large number of Hashirama cells. Aokiji was afraid of the risks, so he turned to another direction.

Tsunade immediately felt the effects after using it: "What an amazing thing! I can clearly feel my chakra increasing visibly."

Aokiji laughed and said, "This is just a side effect; the real power of this potion goes far beyond that."

Tsunade, her eyes filled with anticipation, pressed, "Then what is the real effect...?"

Aokiji chuckled and uttered a few words: "To awaken your Wood Release..."

Tsunade asked in surprise, "Awakened Wood Release?"

"This potion has a guiding effect. As long as you fuse Earth Release and Water Release, you can successfully awaken Wood Release."

Aokiji explained, "Your grandfather, the First Hokage, had a very special body. Normally, when people fuse Earth Release and Water Release, it's impossible for them to create Wood Release. But by injecting this, you can have the same aptitude as your grandfather. However, this drug doesn't specify who can use it. First, you must possess both Earth Release and Water Release chakra. Second, you must be a member of the Senju clan. You are a direct descendant of the First Hokage, so it's safe to say that if you use this drug, the probability of awakening Wood Release is very high."

"Wow, that's amazing..."

"How is it? Do you like it?"

"Is that even a question?"

Tsunade kissed Aokiji's cheek hard, but because Aokiji's body was too cold, she didn't dare to go too far: "You're too cold. I'll thank you properly when you become a normal person again."

"How will you thank me?" Aokiji asked excitedly, "Is it that kind of thing?"

"You seem to be thinking about unhealthy things."

"I don't smoke, I don't drink, so what's wrong with being a little lecherous?"

Aokiji was annoyed: "Besides, I feel perfectly healthy, okay?"

Tsunade was speechless after hearing his sophistry: "Where is the health?"

"Where is the problem?" Aokiji analyzed logically and logically: "Doing this kind of thing tests explosive power and endurance, and can effectively train the strength of the waist and abdomen, and can even train the strength of the arms from time to time."

"Normally, after a long period of exercise, people inevitably feel tired and don't want to move anymore. But this exercise makes you more and more excited the more you exercise. Is there any exercise in the world that is healthier than this?"

Listening to the other person's description, Tsunade imagined many scenes, her face turned red and blushed, and she screamed and fled the scene.

Aokiji watched the shy Tsunade run away, shaking his head in disbelief.

The two were already husband and wife, but they hadn't yet confessed their feelings.

"I've suddenly realized that women are like smartphones; you can only unlock certain positions by swiping in."

Feeling inspired, Aokiji began to speak to himself as he entered the room.

At this moment, Tsunade was wrapping herself up like a dumpling, guarding herself closely to prevent someone from using her as exercise equipment.

"Hey, is this some kind of exaggeration?" Aokiji was speechless. "I'm your husband, not a womanizer."

Tsunade thought about it and realized it made sense, so she immediately rolled up the blankets.

Aokiji scolded, "Look at you, you've wrinkled the wedding dress."

"Hmph, it's all your fault." Tsunade got off the bed, stood up, and said, "Get out."

"what?"

"Change your clothes."

"What does that have to do with me?"

"It's alright, how can I change if you're here?"

Tsunade still hadn't quite adapted to married life and continued to do things the old way.

"Fine, fine, I'll leave now." Aokiji raised his hands in surrender and started to walk away when a voice came from behind him, telling him to stop.

"What is it now, my dear wife?"

"Uh, we're husband and wife now, right?"

What do you think?

Tsunade's voice was as weak as a mosquito's buzz: "Then, then you can stay. I won't kick you out."

Aokiji tilted his head.

Tsunade tapped her two index fingers together and said shyly, "Anyway, I'll be doing that kind of thing in the future, so it's good to get used to it now."

As she said this, Tsunade blushed furiously, burying her face in her chest, not daring to look at Aokiji, and even less wanting him to see her current expression.

This move really tests a person's physical talent. First, you need to be big and perky. Most women don't have this talent, but luckily she is exceptionally gifted, and even when she does this move, it's overflowing with sex appeal.

Aokiji hesitated, undecided.

Honestly, it was very tempting; it would be a lie to say I wasn't. After some internal struggle, I thought, "Never mind..."

Tsunade looked at Aokiji strangely.

Please don't look at me with prejudice...

Aokiji waved his hand and left gracefully, closing the door behind him. Tsunade, standing in the empty room, was bewildered and stunned. Had the sun risen in the west?

Aokiji leaned against the door, tears welling up in his eyes. Making this decision was painful, but compared to the pain of "quenching thirst by looking at plums," it was nothing.

(End of this chapter)