Naruto: Starting with Tsunade

Chapter 517 Offspring. Uchiha Snake Princess

Time flies, and years pass quickly.

Twenty years later.

"My dear, my dear..."

On the bed, Aokiji vaguely felt someone pushing him, a gentle voice lingering in his ears.

Aokiji was forced to open his eyes. Beside him was his wife, who was already quite old but whose appearance hadn't changed much. Even though she was wearing loose pajamas, her impressive figure was still undeniable.

"What? It's still early."

Recently, Tsunade and Aokiji have both retired, and the affairs of the country have been handed over to suitable people to manage. Unless there are major events, they basically do not get involved.

Tsunade looked flustered: "Have you forgotten? Today is our daughter's first day of school."

"Oh, I thought it was something serious, but it's just... what!"

Aokiji was instantly wide awake and immediately threw back the covers: "Why didn't you say so sooner!"

Tsunade wouldn't admit she was half asleep, so she quickly shifted the blame: "It's all because you slept too soundly. I kindly woke you up, and you dared to yell at me."

"Ahem..." Aokiji blushed slightly and said while getting dressed, "Anyway, you go wake up our daughter, and I'll make breakfast."

The two quickly got dressed and went their separate ways; Aokiji went to the kitchen, while Tsunade went to the next room.

At this moment, a girl is fast asleep, hugging a large, white Orochimaru.

It's hot, and snakes are cold-blooded animals, so it's understandable that you'd want to sleep with one to keep cool... what a load of rubbish.

Seeing this, Tsunade covered her forehead, looking exasperated. Shouldn't normal girls like plush toys?

Why would you like playing with snakes?

If you're going to play, you should play with slugs.

At times like this, Tsunade would inevitably feel resentful towards her husband for entrusting their daughter to Orochimaru for guidance, which led to her developing this strange quirk.

Although, she herself also bears some responsibility.

When she was pregnant with her daughter, she almost had a difficult childbirth. Afterwards, Orochimaru gave her a rare white snake as a symbol of good luck.

Moved by her daughter's name, Tsunade named her after a snake princess.

The husband's summoning beast and his friend Orochimaru's summoning beast are both snakes, so there's nothing wrong with choosing that name.

Perhaps it's because of her name, but Snake Princess herself is very interested in raising snakes.

Tsunade shook her head, walked towards her daughter, gently pushed her, and softly called her name.

The Snake Princess rubbed her little face with her hand: "Ah, it's Mommy."

"get up."

"what?"

"go to school."

"What kind of school should I attend?"

Tsunade smiled and said, "Have you forgotten that you have school today?"

"Oh, not interested."

The Snake Princess, having learned this from someone, expertly tossed her glossy black hair and parted her lips slightly: "A genius like me has no need to go to school at all."

Tsunade noticed the snake princess's luscious lips and frowned: "You secretly used my lipstick again, didn't you?"

Snake Princess chuckled and slowly stood up, smoothing her clothes with her small hands: "Alright, it's not bad to go on an incognito visit once in a while."

Tsunade couldn't stand it anymore and punched Boa Hancock on the head to teach her a lesson: "Don't play dumb with me."

The Snake Princess covered her head with her hands, her large, bright eyes brimming with tears: "How could you be so heartless as to kill me? Am I really your daughter?"

"Alright, alright, do you think I don't know how tough your brain is?"

Tsunade waved her hand and said irritably, "If you keep pretending, do you believe I'll hit you with a kitchen knife?"

The Snake Princess huffed and puffed, "Devil!"

"Say whatever you want, I'm giving you one minute to get dressed, otherwise I won't let you off easily for secretly taking my lipstick."

Tsunade uttered a harsh remark and turned to leave.

The Snake Princess was furious; the literal meaning of the phrase is "speaking ill of someone behind their back": "A tigress."

Tsunade stopped in her tracks: "What did you say?!"

Snake Princess readily agreed: "Hehe, Mother is the most beautiful."

"Flattery won't work, hurry up."

"That disgusting, smelly woman..."

The Snake Princess lowered her eyelids and made a face.

"Remember, hurry up."

"Yes, Mother."

The Snake Princess addressed him in an cloyingly sweet voice.

Tsunade went to the kitchen and saw her husband making breakfast. She smiled broadly and said, "All done."

"So fast?" Aokiji was a little skeptical, as she understood her daughter's nature quite well.

Suddenly, as if she had just remembered something, her eyes widened: "Tsunade, you didn't hit Orochimaru again, did you?"

"...How could that be? Am I that kind of person?"

Tsunade lied without batting an eye, and just then she saw her adorable daughter, who was already dressed. She waved to her, a forced smile on her face, and said, "Snake Princess, you've come at the right time. Your father said I just beat you up."

Just as she was about to fall asleep, someone lowered her pillow. The Snake Princess thought, "Then I won't hold back!" and eagerly began to complain, "Of course..."

"Hmm?" Snake Princess raised an eyebrow, glared at her, her fierce eyes suggesting she should organize her thoughts before speaking.

Snake Princess, pressured by her mother's daily teachings, swallowed hard and waved her hand dismissively: "Impossible, absolutely impossible! My mother is the best to me, how could she possibly hit me?"

Aokiji heard his daughter's distress signal and sighed, "Tsunade, I've told you so many times, you'll cause problems if you keep fighting like this."

"She's lost her mind..." Tsunade sneered. "It's all because you spoil her too much."

Aokiji, thinking Tsunade was about to say something, dismissed it: "Girls are born to be pampered."

Tsunade crossed her arms and put on a stern face: "So you mean it's my fault?"

Aokiji closed his eyes, took a deep breath, as if he was preparing something.

Seeing that Aokiji and Tsunade were about to start arguing, Boa Hancock was secretly delighted. "Let them argue, let them argue. That way, Daddy will be mine alone."

Aokiji replied, "Thunder and rain, both are blessings from heaven."

Snake Princess's face froze.

Tsunade raised an eyebrow and grinned at her daughter, thinking, "This little brat doesn't even know who's in charge of this family."

On the table.

A family of three is having breakfast.

Seeing her daughter's absent-minded look, Aokiji asked curiously, "Snake Princess, what's wrong? Is it not to your liking?"

Snake Princess brushed it off, saying, "It's nothing."

Aokiji laughed and said, "If it's nothing, then it is something."

"Dad, there's something I'm not sure if I should say." When the Snake Princess said this, she glanced cautiously at Tsunade, afraid of angering someone and getting beaten up.

"Speak, what is it? No one is guilty of speaking out."

Tsunade crossed her legs, lazily raised her coffee, and took a sip.

"Dad is so handsome, speaks so gently, and can do housework, but Mom not only has a bad temper, she can't do housework either. What did Dad see in Mom that made him marry her?"

"Cough cough..."

Tsunade, who was just drinking coffee, almost choked to death.

This rebellious daughter is going to drive me crazy!

Aokiji glanced silently at Tsunade, who was already furious and whose chest was heaving.

The answer came to my mind: Because she's very big...

Tsunade rolled up her sleeves, ready to strike.

"Dad, look, Mom hit me again."

The Snake Princess clung tightly to Aokiji's leg and hurriedly complained, "As expected, I'm not my mother's biological daughter."

Aokiji looked speechless: "How could you have such a thought?"

"One of you has blonde hair and the other has white hair. Logically, I should inherit the hair color from one of you. But my hair doesn't belong to either of you. So there's only one possibility: one of you must not be my biological father or mother. Considering that my mother always beats me, well, I'm not her biological child."

Snake Princess looked at the two people's hair color and spoke with reason and evidence.

Aokiji gave a faint "Oh," and said, "Then you must have inherited it from me."

Snake Princess was taken aback.

Aokiji gave a simple explanation: the Uchiha Madara clan basically all have black hair, and his hair color is due to his early experiences.

After hearing this, the Snake Princess suddenly understood.

Aokiji pointed at Tsunade, who was still furious, and said to Boa Hancock, "Why don't you apologize to your mother and calm her down?"

Boa Hancock realized her mistake: "I'm sorry."

Tsunade snorted, giving an attitude that said, "I won't forgive you so easily."

The Snake Princess pleaded, "Dad, Mom won't forgive me."

Aokiji advised, "It's okay, just praise her. She's all bark and no bite."

The Snake Princess said in a fawning tone, "Mom, you're so beautiful."

"snort."

Tsunade's response appeared indifferent, but in reality, she had already forgiven her daughter.

Ultimately, she wasn't really angry with her daughter from the beginning.

I just wanted to take this opportunity to have some fun with my daughter.

Snake Princess panicked: "Dad, what should we do? Mom doesn't seem to have forgiven me yet."

"Oh dear, that was so insincere."

The Snake Princess, not understanding, asked, "Then how do you show sincerity?"

"You need to be more specific in your praise, and be good at discovering beauty in your eyes."

"Should we be good at observing?"

The Snake Princess glanced at Tsunade's bright brown eyes, seemingly lost in thought.

"Okay, go ahead." Aokiji patted his daughter's shoulder encouragingly.

The Snake Princess hummed in agreement, staring intently into Tsunade's eyes, remaining silent for a long time.

Feeling a little embarrassed by being stared at like that, Tsunade asked, "What's wrong? Why are you staring at me like that?"

"Oh, sorry, I got a little engrossed in it just now."

"Are you mesmerized?"

"Yes, Mom's eyes are so beautiful, so deep."

Boa Hancock's sweet talk had an effect, and Tsunade's heart softened immediately, her attitude changing: "Since you've repented, I'll forgive you."

As she spoke, she turned her head away, looking rather embarrassed.

The Snake Princess pleaded, "Wait a minute, don't move. Let me look at your eyes again, please."

Seeing this, Aokiji felt deeply gratified. As expected of his daughter, if she were a man, she would definitely be able to charm any woman.

Tsunade was embarrassed: "Oh, what's so great about eyes?"

"Your eyes aren't particularly beautiful, but I look beautiful in them. I'm mesmerized by them."

"Really? Actually, I think so too... uh..."

Looking at herself reflected in Tsunade's eyes, Boa Hancock rested her chin on her hand, basking in the glow of her beauty: "Mom, you should be proud to have given birth to such a lovely daughter like me. What's there to be angry about?"

Tsunade swayed.

Aokiji tackled Tsunade to the ground, pinning her down tightly: "Hebi-hime, run! Your mom's about to hit you!"

P.S.: I think I overestimated myself. There's one last chapter, but I don't seem to have much time to write it. I'll finish explaining the last few things tomorrow.

(End of this chapter)