Naruto: Starting with Tsunade

Chapter 95 Following

Damn it, Tsunade, that guy whose only thought is fists, actually brought up the uniform fetish. Where did she learn that?

But that's not the point. The point is that this really hits his sweet spot. Who could resist that?

Tsunade is rich, fair-skinned and beautiful, and most importantly, she has well-developed pectoral muscles. She can also be used as a face wash to remove mites, cleanse and control oil, and reduce acne.

To be honest, Aokiji was tempted when he saw Tsunade being so proactive.

As the saying goes, it's like climbing a mountain for a man to pursue a woman, but piercing a thin veil for a woman to pursue a man.

Should I just give in to her?

Since I'll be chasing after it sooner or later anyway, I might as well start now and maybe even experience the fun of growing my bust size.

Moreover, Tsunade is a rich woman. If I go with her, someone will pay off the huge debt I owe Elder Itachi.

hey-hey……

Aokiji's mouth was so crooked it almost reached his ears.

but.

The moment the idea of ​​forcing him to commit suicide popped into his head, Aokiji immediately nipped it in the bud.

Are you kidding me? Confessing to Tsunade? Are you out of your mind?

You know, those two hadn't even done anything with Tsunade yet, and they were both dead. One was blown up by an explosive tag, and the other was turned into an idiot. Now, their graves are overgrown with weeds.

If it were him, wow, he'd skip everything and jump straight into becoming boyfriend and girlfriend.

This outcome will likely be even more tragic than the previous two deaths.

Aokiji decided to continue playing dumb—or rather, to feign ignorance…

Moreover, upon closer examination of Tsunade's motivations, it's truly terrifying.

She probably felt that it would be embarrassing to confess to herself, so Tsunade adopted this strategy.

This is understandable. In Tsunade's memory, Aokiji wasn't much better than Jiraiya, so it's hard to imagine that Tsunade would take the initiative to say goodbye to someone like him.

Tsunade's idea was probably to have herself take the initiative to say goodbye, and then she would reluctantly accept it. In this way, Tsunade would save face, and she could also firmly maintain the initiative in future interactions.

So much so that if Aokiji were to have an affair in the future, Tsunade would still be able to maintain a significant advantage.

For example, the following image:

"Tsunade, let me explain!"

"What? You actually dared to have an affair? I only agreed to be with you out of pity, but you dared to have your cake and eat it too! Ugh, you scumbag!"

Aokiji inhaled the cold air.

Aokiji didn't confess to Tsunade before to save his life, but after realizing this, he no longer confesses to her and has gained the upper hand in the future.

Hmph, you want me to say goodbye? Impossible, absolutely impossible.

Madara Uchiha lost to your grandfather in battle back then.

But in this battle of confessing my love, I won't repeat Madara Uchiha's mistake and lose to you, the Thousand Hands.

..............................

The weather was nice the next day.

Aokiji, who was sleeping, was awakened by a noise outside the door. He opened the door with sleepy eyes and said, "What is it? Oh, it's Jiraiya. What's going on?"

"You forgot, you're supposed to help me find that bastard Tsunade likes." Jiraiya said angrily, looking like he was about to catch them cheating.

"Hmm."

Aokiji instantly snapped back to reality and forgot about it.

"You haven't forgotten, have you?"

"No, I'm just still sleepy."

"That's good."

"Um, do you have a specific plan?"

Jiraiya rubbed his nose with his thumb: "Of course, after following her for so many years, I know exactly where Tsunade likes to go."

Hey, what's so great about that?

This is clearly perverted.

Aokiji thought to himself, "It's understandable that Jiraiya couldn't win Tsunade's heart and was even disliked by her."

During breakfast, Aokiji and Jiraiya discussed their strategy, which basically involved following them.

The two staked out the place where Tsunade usually frequented, and soon locked onto their target. Using the objects as cover, they stealthily followed her.

"What are you two doing?"

The two, who were feeling guilty for their crime, jumped when they heard someone call their name, and goosebumps rose on their skin.

Upon seeing the handsome face of the newcomer, Aokiji and Jiraiya breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, it's you, Orochimaru. Could you please not appear suddenly like a snake? You scared us to death."

Orochimaru smiled slightly: "I am a snake, after all."

Aokiji laughed and said, "That's a well-chosen remark."

Orochimaru's personality, after being corrected by Aokiji, is not as extreme as in the original story; rather, it's similar to his future son, Mitsuki.

Orochimaru asked with interest, "So now can you tell me what you're looking at?"

Jiraiya uttered a name: "Tsunade."

"Tsunade?"

Orochimaru looked at the two of them with a puzzled expression. He knew that Jiraiya liked to follow Tsunade when he had nothing better to do, but why was Aokiji involved this time?

Orochimaru looked at Aokiji with a questioning gaze.

Aokiji chuckled and scratched his cheek: "How should I put it..."

Jiraiya pouted and said resentfully, "Tsunade is having an affair behind my back!"

Orochimaru: ...

Aokiji shook his head and, speechless, recounted the whole story.

Upon hearing this, Orochimaru was momentarily stunned, then remembered the time Tsunade secretly went to buy books and told the two of them about it.

"Nani!"

Jiraiya was greatly surprised. "What's the title of the book?"

Orochimaru recalled for a moment: "I think it was called something like 'Love Guide'."

Jiraiya was heartbroken. He never imagined that the cabbage he had nurtured for so long would be stolen away by someone else. Moreover, judging from Orochimaru's information, it was possible that Tsunade had a one-sided crush on him.

Jiraiya's teeth were practically aching: "That damned bastard, who is it that stole Tsunade's heart? If I find out, I'll kill him!"

That damned bastard patted Jiraiya on the shoulder: "Please accept my condolences..."

Jiraiya was even more upset upon hearing this.

Aokiji, fearing he might do something rash, cautiously probed, "Um, I mean, what if Tsunade and that person are truly in love? What would you do then?"

"What do you suggest we do...?"

Jiraiya lowered his head, pondered the problem seriously for a moment, and a sigh escaped his lips: "What else can we do? I guess all we can do is offer our blessings..."

Hearing you say that puts my mind at ease... Aokiji nodded with slight relief. Jiraiya is usually unserious, but he can be quite serious at times.

"I wish that man would step on an explosive tag and die..."

Aokiji: ? ? ?

Jiraiya's face darkened, and he sneered, "Won't my chance come then?"

Aokiji was speechless.

What kind of blessing is this? I think it's clearly a curse.

Orochimaru suddenly said, "How long are you two going to keep talking? Tsunade is already gone."

Two consecutive "oh" sounds indicate that you will follow immediately.

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Beverage shop.

Tsunade sat in the chair, sipping a pale yellow drink through a straw.

This beverage is called papaya milk, and it is said to have anti-aging and beautifying effects, as well as liver and stomach soothing and muscle relaxation effects. Of course, its most important feature is its breast enhancement effect.

At that moment, she was drinking papaya milk while fidgeting and pressing her fingers back and forth.

What should I do?

I really want to go find Aokiji.

What is he doing now?

Is he practicing cultivation?

I really want to know.

But she just saw him yesterday. If she goes again today, wouldn't that make her seem like she cares about him a lot?

The book "The Guide to Love" says: Love is fleeting, and it's easy to lose control.

To tame your partner, you can't rush things; you have to take it step by step and keep things fresh. So she can't go there every few days.

Tsunade, you'd better hold back!

Just as Tsunade was clenching her fists and giving herself mental cues, she suddenly noticed a figure sitting opposite her.

Tsunade's expression faltered for a moment.

"Who are you?"

The person opposite her was a boy, about two or three years older than her, with long blue hair and a warm smile on his lips. He was good-looking, though not as pretty as Aokiji. At first glance, he was quite pleasing to the eye and gave off a very reliable feeling.

Judging from the ninja headband he's wearing, he should be a ninja.

There are so many ninjas in Konoha that even Tsunade, who grew up here, doesn't recognize many of them.

"My name is Kato Dan."

The unfamiliar ninja introduced himself.

(End of this chapter)