Naruto: Starting with Tsunade

Chapter 97 I'm so handsome, how come I didn't know?

Tsunade paused for a moment, then turned to look. A white-haired boy was angrily heading this way, along with two other boys who she couldn't hold back no matter how hard she tried.

Orochimaru and Aokiji said: "Jiraiya, calm down."

Jiraiya roared, "Calm down? My heart is already ice-cold, what the hell are you talking about calming down for?"

Kato Dan was also taken aback when he saw the three of them.

What are you doing here?

Tsunade said in surprise.

The three of them fell silent. They couldn't very well say that they were following Tsunade; they were afraid of getting beaten up if they did.

The oblivious Kato Dan joked, "It seems your friend has probably been eavesdropping on our conversation since earlier."

Tsunade's face darkened, her gaze sweeping over the three of them before finally settling on Jiraiya. She knew all too well that this terrible idea must have come from Jiraiya.

"Then you guys talk, I won't stay here any longer."

Kato Dan realized that staying there would be risky, so he wisely left.

The impression has been made; now we'll just have to wait for the opportunity in the future.

Jiraiya glared fiercely at Kato Dan as he left.

Tsunade blocked Jiraiya's view and said coldly, "Speak, why were you following us, and even bringing along..."

At this point, Tsunade involuntarily glanced at Aokiji, softly calling out his name, as well as Orochimaru beside her.

Jiraiya turned his head to the side and whistled twice, indicating that he didn't know anything.

"Oh dear, you won't tell me, huh?"

Tsunade clenched her fists and swung her knuckles, making a cracking sound. She exuded a murderous aura, and her eyes gleamed with a sharp light.

Jiraiya immediately backed down, kneeling down and honestly revealing all his secrets, including completely exposing Orochimaru's activities.

"You idiot, I already told you, that's a friend, not me."

Tsunade cursed as she glanced at someone, and seeing that he didn't react, she secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time, she felt a sense of resentment.

I've already been confessed to, why aren't you worried at all?

Aren't you afraid I'll run off with someone else?

hateful.

But don't worry, it's mentioned in the book "The Guide to Dating".

This is called "the unattainable is always the best".

The book gives a vivid example: the sense of accomplishment you get from your parents giving you 100,000 taels of silver is completely different from the sense of accomplishment you get from gambling.

The pleasure she gets from winning even one or two taels of silver at the casino through great difficulty is far greater than the pleasure she gets from someone giving her ten thousand taels of silver directly.

The same applies to male-female relationships in the app; you should start off a little indifferent, because this makes the love that develops later incredibly passionate.

The principle is somewhat similar to first suppressing and then elevating.

Tsunade understands this all too well.

I guess I didn't have any feelings for Aokiji before, but after I actually fell for him, I became hopelessly infatuated.

Moreover, this approach has another advantage: it creates a sense of anticipation, a desire to see what kind of actions the previously cold and indifferent person will take after they become intimate.

Conversely, those who are very passionate from the start are hard to imagine how intense their passion will remain once they are together.

Because I received so much love at the beginning, I lost all sense of anticipation.

Jiraiya is specifically criticized here.

It's already so scorching hot right from the start, it's hard to imagine how intense it will be later.

uninteresting.

Therefore, Aokiji's behavior actually suited Tsunade's wishes.

To him, the more he doesn't care about her, the more Tsunade likes her, and the more he looks forward to Aokiji's confession in the future.

All in all: just one word: like

At this moment, Aokiji didn't know what to say, so he chose to keep quiet, for silence is golden.

Jiraiya expressed his disbelief: "You say you want to protect your friend's privacy, fine, I'll try another way. You should have met that man, right?"

Tsunade, feeling guilty, replied, "Of course."

Jiraiya persisted, determined to find out the truth, even after being beaten up by Tsunade: "Fine, then introduce that man to us, and I'll believe you."

Aokiji's fingers trembled slightly; he felt guilty.

Fortunately, everyone's attention was focused on Jiraiya and Tsunade at that moment, and they did not notice his unusual behavior.

Tsunade snorted, "Why? I have to explain it to you."

"If you don't explain, it means you have a guilty conscience. That means you have someone you like."

Tsunade clicked her tongue inwardly. If she didn't explain, she felt that Jiraiya would keep bothering her, and it would be awkward if he found out that she liked Aokiji.

"He's not from this village."

Tsunade dropped the lie.

Jiraiya declared he wouldn't be so easily fooled and pressed on, asking, "What does he look like?"

Tsunade was taken aback.

If he said he hadn't seen it, he must have felt that he was lying to himself.

"Answer quickly." Jiraiya urged, not giving Tsunade time to react. If Tsunade hesitated, it meant she was not trustworthy.

"What's the rush? I'm just organizing my thoughts."

Tsunade carefully considered her words:

Her beloved was fair-skinned and rosy-cheeked, surpassing all others.

His portrait is made of the finest gold.

His hair was thick and hung down, as black as a crow.

His eyes are like those of a dove by a stream, washed clean with milk, and are perfectly suited.

His cheeks were like fragrant flower beds, like fragrant herbs.

His lips were like lilies, and dripped with myrrh.

His hands were like golden tubes, inlaid with aquamarine.

…………

(The Bible - Song of Songs)

Not only was Jiraiya dumbfounded, but even Aokiji himself was stunned.

Are you kidding me?

Is this really me?

Tsunade, aren't you overestimating me?

And you even wrote a poem for me.

Ah, the allure of sin.

But then again, Tsunade's tsundere attitude is really cute.

Who could resist a woman like that?

Aokiji's heart suddenly pounded twice, but fortunately he tried his best to hide it, so no one noticed.

Damn, this is the feeling of being smitten.

"That's a lie, how could someone like that exist?"

Although Jiraiya couldn't understand, he exclaimed, "Holy crap! And how come your description is so neat and tidy? It's like it was prepared in advance!"

"If you don't believe me, fine. This is what my friend told me. I just read it aloud as he said it."

Tsunade glanced at Jiraiya, her eyes shifting slightly, and said, "If there's nothing else, I'll be going now. As your comrade, I have a piece of advice for you: stop thinking about all that frivolous stuff all day. You'd be better off training. You might as well step on an exploding tag and die without even knowing it."

"Tsunade, wait a minute."

Tsunade ignored her and quickly left, returning home. Only then did her suppressed emotions burst forth, her cheeks flushing red, like steam rising from a boiling crab.

Ah ah!

I'm going to die! I'm going to die!!!

She actually read aloud a poem that was copied from the poet's style.

And it happened right in front of Aokiji.

Fortunately, Aokiji himself was unaware of this.

If he knew, wouldn't that mean he absolutely adored Aokiji?

If she's even willing to write poems for him, then wouldn't she be forever at the mercy of Aokiji?

She knew that she looked strange.

But she can't control herself from focusing on which damn man she likes.

Tsunade washed her face twice to calm her feverish mind, then opened her dating guide to look for a plan to refer to.

She scrolled through a few pages and came across a line of text.

Keywords: birthday.