A person is writing a diary in an American comic book, and Iron Man collapses at the beginning.

Chapter 141 Awesome Star-Lord, He Saved the Galaxy with an Awkward Dance?

Chapter 141 Awesome Star-Lord, He Saved the Galaxy with an Awkward Dance?

Actually, it was mentioned in the diary a long time ago that although Tony Stark's IQ was among the highest in the world, it was not the absolute best.

Zhou Cheng even made a ranking, believing that Playboy could only be ranked in the top five!

They didn't even make it into the top three!

The other party even had the audacity to say that there should be two people whose IQ is definitely higher than his, Tony's.

There are also a few others who are on par with Tony.

Tony Stark was already familiar with Zhou Cheng's habitual self-deprecation.

Naturally, they didn't really care about the other party's ranking.

Regardless, the playboy was still very interested in who Zhou Cheng had chosen to be even smarter than himself.

Finally, the diary has provided a definitive answer.

Mr. Fantastic, is that you?

Ha ha!

Tony Stark couldn't help but chuckle.

According to spoilers in the diary, one of the other party's research projects failed to secure funding, and it's clear that the other party's identity is the same as Tony's—most likely also a scientist.

So here's the question: if the other party is really that smart, why can't they attract investment?

There's only one answer: the other party failed to produce anything of real value!

Why is this happening?

Without a doubt, he's not smart enough!

What? Scientific research needs funding, it needs money, and without funding, you can't research anything?

This certainly applies to ordinary scientists, but it doesn't apply to scientists of Tony's caliber.

After all, didn't Tony Stark himself carve out a suit of armor out of a cave with a hammer?

Even with the most rudimentary first-generation Mark armor, Playboy was confident that once it was thrown out, it would definitely cause a scramble for it.

So, the reason Mr. Fantastic can't attract investment is ultimately because he's not smart enough!

not to mention.

Since they're all in the scientific community, if there were scientists on his level, wouldn't the playboy know?

To call them the smartest on Earth is laughable.

Even Tony Stark only dared to consider himself the smartest in the country, not the smartest on Earth.

What the hell?

Just as he was curling his lip in disdain, the playboy's gaze continued to sweep across the diary, and he was provoked again.

Rocket Raccoon?

Judging from the name, it should be a raccoon named Rocket?

Did you make a mistake!

The diary is actually saying that the raccoon is smarter than Mr. Fantastic?

And since Mr. Fantastic is smarter than Tony Stark, doesn't that mean Tony Stark isn't as smart as a raccoon?

That's a bit ridiculous, isn't it?

Could it be that the raccoon mentioned in the diary is not the furry mammal I thought it was?

Yes, that's true.

Interstellar, you know.

Mr. Fantastic is the smartest person on Earth, but when the story expands to interstellar space, that position becomes held by Rocket Raccoon.

So it's quite obvious that the raccoon named Rocket is from outer space.

There are no raccoons on other planets.

So it must be some kind of alien species that looks like a raccoon?

Hmm, it seems that's how it should be.

If that were the case, Tony Stark would quickly forget about Rocket Raccoon.

Anyway, extraterrestrial planets are beyond Earth's reach, so the playboy couldn't be bothered with them.

He made a decision in his heart: he would definitely find out who this Mr. Wonder was and what he was really capable of.

That's why Zhou Cheng, the owner of the diary, thinks so highly of him.

[Rocket Raccoon is probably the most intelligent creature in the entire universe right now, right?]

[That's an existence that even the highest evolutionary level envies, resents, and fears immensely.]

[The problem that the Supreme Evolution had been struggling to solve, yet Rocket Raccoon, who hadn't even fully mastered language, could quickly grasp after hearing only a few fragmented discussions, astonished the Supreme Evolution.]

To be honest, this level of intelligence is absolutely phenomenal.

[It's a pity, though. Such a brilliant brain is completely wasted with Rocket Raccoon. That guy doesn't do anything useful; he spends all his time on pranks.]

Even in the critical moment of a prison break, he didn't forget to tease Star-Lord.

That certainly has the air of Loki, the god of mischief.

The most intelligent beings in the universe?

That's a bit too much!

Even Tony Stark couldn't help but click his tongue in amazement.

This refers to the entire universe!

How many living beings are there in the entire universe?

Let alone the entire universe, just look at Earth, and even without considering all living things, just look at the human species alone, there are an astonishing six billion!

The number of all living beings in the universe is simply unimaginable!

Given such a massive and terrifying number of cases, how could Zhou Cheng possibly believe that Rocket Raccoon was the smartest?

Just how intelligent is the other party?!

"Supreme Evolution? Who is this person?"

Then, the name Supreme Evolution also attracted Tony Stark's attention.

The name was first mentioned in the diary, so the playboy naturally had no idea who it was.

Even so, just by looking at his name, you know that he must be a super big shot.

After all, not everyone dares to add a word like "supreme" to their name.

As for "evolution"?

The meaning of this word is quite clear.

So this Supreme Evolution is actually an interstellar scientist who studies biological evolution?

Tony Stark made this judgment quite naturally.

As for what this supreme evolution research actually entails, the playboy naturally couldn't possibly know.

But it probably won't be a simple problem.

There's no way around it; the diary makes the concept of supreme evolution sound a bit too sophisticated.

After all, having reached the "Supreme Evolution," Tony Stark felt it would be a real insult to his awesome nickname if he were still researching low-level issues.

But the fact that Rocket Raccoon could quickly comprehend the language without fully mastering it is truly astonishing.

Language is a tool for communication!

Not having a full grasp of the language means that effective communication is impossible.

Information acquisition may result in gaps and biases, which can be fatal to scientific research.

In this situation, to grasp the conclusion after listening to only a few fragmented discussions is truly extraordinary.

Playboy admits to this.

It seems that Rocket Raccoon is indeed quite intelligent. Even if the claim of being the most intelligent creature in the entire universe is a bit of an exaggeration, it should be at least among the top in the universe.

But Star-Lord?

The diary had mentioned this name before, and the playboy knew that this was a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Could it be that Rocket Raccoon has some connection to the Guardians of the Galaxy?

However, we cannot draw a definitive conclusion based solely on Rocket Raccoon's ability to outmaneuver Star-Lord.

After all, the diary clearly states that Rocket Raccoon is a Loki-like character, with a penchant for pranks.

For someone like that, it's possible to make fun of people he knows or doesn't know.

However, how should I put it? I can only say that it was all destined.

[Rocket Raccoon, that unreliable guy, ran into Star-Lord and his crew, who are just as unreliable.]

[They assembled the most unreliable superhero team in the universe using the same unreliable methods!]

Looking at the entire Guardians of the Galaxy, apart from Gamora, there isn't a single normal person; they're all incredibly unreliable.

It's a miracle that such a team has managed to roam the galaxy so freely without getting killed.

However, sometimes a bunch of unreliable people together isn't necessarily a bad thing.

[Take Ronan's invasion of Xandar, for example. Only an unreliable guy like Star-Lord could come up with such an unreliable method to deal with Ronan, right?]

[The key point is that it actually succeeded! Ronan was defeated by a dance!]

[Can you imagine dancing and saving the galaxy?]

Not reliable?

The diary was absolutely right.

Even during a crucial moment like a prison break, he doesn't forget to play tricks on others, which gives a glimpse into Rocket Raccoon's style.

But is this Rocket Raccoon actually a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy?

Tony Stark's spirits lifted.

Following the previously revealed Drax the Destroyer and Star-Lord, the diary has finally revealed new members of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

And then there's Gamora, who was mentioned below.

So, if we count them all, Tony Stark has at least four members in the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Actually, all along...

Playboy was still very interested in this team that had fought alongside him on Titan.

Unfortunately, the diary never provided much information.

At this moment, Zhou Cheng finally stopped being stingy and revealed more relevant information to Tony Stark.

But it must be said that Playboy never expected Zhou Cheng to give the Guardians of the Galaxy such a "unreliable" evaluation.

Moreover, it wasn't just mentioned once; the word "unreliable" was mentioned multiple times in just a few sentences.

Just how unreliable is this Guardians of the Galaxy?

That's why Zhou Cheng had such a deep impression of being "unreliable".

The diary mentions that the team was assembled in an "unreliable way," but what exactly that way was, Tony Stark naturally had no idea.

However, given the context, could it be related to that prison break?

However, the diary doesn't provide much detail about what happened, leaving the playboy unable to make any further judgments.

We also know nothing more about the team's "strolls" in the galaxy, but did the Guardians of the Galaxy actually manage to defeat Ronan?

Ronan's diary also mentions that he was someone who made even a high-level civilization like Xandar tremble with fear!

Although she was once scared away by Captain Marvel, she is undoubtedly a very powerful character in interstellar space.

But Star-Lord actually defeated Ronan by dancing?

Are you kidding me!

Dance?

Even with Tony Stark's exceptionally high IQ, he felt his brain wasn't quite up to the task at this moment.

What the hell is dancing?

The diary describes it very clearly; it was a war to invade a planet!

The word "dance" is completely out of place at this point!

What kind of brain circuits would dance in a war of interstellar invasion?

That's absolutely outrageous, completely outrageous!

No wonder Zhou Cheng, the owner of the diary, said how unreliable this team was; now the playboy has finally learned his lesson.

What's even more outrageous is that this absurd method actually succeeded, and they really defeated Ronan.

It's like a joke.

This time, Playboy really seems to have run into a hole.

I'm becoming increasingly curious about this amazing team, the Guardians of the Galaxy.

It was precisely because of that battle that Star-Lord, this previously unknown nobody, truly rose to fame in the interstellar world.

He became a true legendary thief.

Even his father, Ego, had heard of Star-Lord's great reputation.

Speaking of Igor, you have to admit he's the best; I'd call him the number one breed of horse in the universe.

[To have had sex with so many races—no, I should say all living beings—and produced so many offspring, that's truly amazing.]

That's cross-species!

Oh, no, saying it crosses species isn't entirely accurate.

After all, strictly speaking, Ego isn't a living being at all; he's just a planet!

That's right, the legendary thief Star-Lord's dad was a ball!

I've had sex with countless creatures!

Gudong.

Tony Stark couldn't help but swallow hard, and even broke out in a cold sweat.

Did Star-Lord's father have such unusual tastes?

They're actually playing with cross-species stuff?

And it crossed so many lines?

The image of a man and a pig flashed through the playboy's mind, and he immediately felt a chill run down his spine.

warrior!

Star-Lord's father, Ego, is a true warrior!

Although Tony Stark was not a historian, he had some knowledge of Chinese history.

He knew that some emperors in Chinese dynasties could have thousands of wives.

But compared to Igor, he's nothing but a small fry, completely weak.

Ok?

Wait!

While he was complaining and internally criticizing, the playboy suddenly opened his mouth wide, revealing a look of complete bewilderment.

Igor is actually a... planet?

Planet?

Zhou Cheng didn't write it wrong, did he?

How could a planet have sex with a living being and produce offspring?

Do planets have that function?

Tony Stark racked his brains but still couldn't understand this absurd and utterly illogical thing.

"Jarvis, what do you have to say about Star-Lord's dad being a ball?"

The playboy, completely baffled, couldn't help but ask his thoughtful smart assistant.

"The birth of planets and life forms is something that cannot be explained by any theory within the current knowledge system of human society."

"Perhaps the owner of the diary used some kind of metaphor or exaggeration."

Jarvis, however, gave this answer.

Tony Stark shook his head instinctively.

Judging from the tone of the diary, it doesn't seem like the author used any rhetorical devices.

The specifics of what happened will likely only become clear when the diary reveals relevant information.

(End of this chapter)

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