Mystery: My Encounters with the Celestial God

Chapter 161 Pillar-Level Joker

"Eight pounds!? Klein, you passed the police department's exam and you'll be getting extra pay?"

At night, at Moretti's house, during the after-dinner study session, Melissa listened to the good news from her brother. Her eyes lit up for a moment, a smile appeared on her face, and she began to look forward to the future.

"Klein, at our current rate of spending, you can easily save enough money in two or three years to meet the minimum standard for a gentleman's wedding."

Sister, aren't you worrying too much?

Upon hearing this, the newly minted "Joker" mentally scoffed, then smiled and tried to change the subject.

"Melissa, now is not the time to think about these things..."

"I know quite a few ladies and young women; I can introduce them to Klein if I have the chance!"

But before Klein Moretti could finish speaking, Ron, who was helping Melissa with her homework, adjusted his monocle, thwarting Mr. Joker's plan.

"Really? Ron, you'd better introduce him to someone. I remember he said he likes mature women."

Melissa's attention was indeed diverted, and she immediately dropped her pen, looking at the blond boy beside her like a mother hen.

Don't worry, I'll introduce him to someone. She's just a bit more mature, right? Arya is quite nice...

Based on the principle of keeping the benefits within the family, Ron successfully remembered his witch subordinate.

"Well, I'll introduce him to someone if I have the chance!"

The blond boy raised his head, pondering in his mind whether Mr. Fool could resist the temptation from the witch.

"Nonsense, Melissa, don't listen to Ron's nonsense!"

Mr. Clown sensed the brat's sinister intentions, because given the boy's wicked nature, how could he possibly be genuinely going to introduce him to a potential partner?

He'll most likely bring a man, and it's even quite possible he'll be a cross-dresser.

Klein, who was very familiar with little kids, was thinking the most malicious thoughts in his mind.

The gas lamps shone steadily and brightly, and the Moretti family chatted and laughed, and before they knew it, it was late at night.

Goodnight, Ron. See you tomorrow.

Goodnight, Melissa.

After saying goodnight to each other, Ron returned to his room. He took two turns on his short legs, then suddenly jumped up and plopped down on the edge of the bed.

As a great being, he does not need sleep, nor does he need to eat to maintain his vital signs.

Just as the blond boy settled in, there was a knock on the door.

Without needing to use endless wisdom to guess, Ron knew that the person outside the door was definitely Klein Moretti.

Because only this guy would enter his room late at night with a clear purpose.

"Little Ron, look what this is!"

The door clicked open, and Klein slipped inside, carrying a wobbly caramel pudding.

This pudding has a sweet and rich flavor, which means that a lot of sugar was added during its preparation.

"Klein, you look like a prostitute striking poses, using despicable means to seduce customers on the street."

The blond boy pushed up his monocle and made a strange analogy that made Klein Moretti stumble.

What do you mean by seduction? No matter how nice the words are, they sound a million times uglier coming from your mouth!

Mr. Clown grumbled to himself, but then, with a smile still on his face, he walked over to Ron and handed him the pudding.

Upon seeing this, the blond boy immediately reached out his hand to take it, but just as his fair little hand was about to touch the edge of the plate, the glazed plate suddenly rose, becoming nearly twenty centimeters higher.

Ron instinctively raised his hand to grab it again, but the plate seemed to repel him, rising even higher with his movement.

The blond boy, who was only 1.5 meters tall, looked at the "unattainable" caramel pudding as if he understood something.

His golden eyes shifted slightly as he glanced at Klein Moretti, who was holding his plate high and looking down at him.

The other person had a faint smile on their face, which was so repulsive to the ball.

"Hmph, ╯^╰. You poor wretch, you think you can beat me just because you got promoted and have fighting skills?"

Ron scoffed, pushed up his monocle, and stared intently at the clown who had already put on a smile.

"Little Ron, what are you saying? Being arrogant isn't a good thing for a child."

"Besides, how did you know about the Joker's extraordinary abilities? I didn't mention it to you!"

Seeing that his probing had yielded some results, Klein Moretti's smile became even more unrestrained.

He looked down at the little kid with his head down, as if to say, "What can you do to me? Go ahead and hit me if you dare!"

Ron was so annoyed by the other man's smug look that he pushed up his monocle and immediately began to check on him to see if the Deathly Ghost had revived.

"Heh, Fatty, although he's bound to the Source Castle, it's not enough for me to revive on him at this stage. Aren't you supposed to be omniscient and omnipotent? How come you can't even see this simple thing?"

The Celestial Venerable's will noticed Ron's actions and immediately sneered, unwilling to miss any opportunity to mock him.

But the blond boy remained unmoved by these words. Instead, a smug smile appeared on his face, and he let out a cold snort.

"Heh, you dead ghost, please don't misunderstand. I just feel that his clownish behavior is very similar to yours, and I'm worried that he's too much like you in this respect, and that you'll return as a clownish. I don't want to see a pillar-level clownish performing acrobatics on Source Castle."

Upon hearing the taunt from his mortal enemy, the Celestial Venerable's will suddenly froze. Just as he was about to habitually hurl insults, he heard another mortal enemy burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, mysterious, why did you pop out here looking for trouble?"

"So, that's what the clown in your power means. I'm so sorry, I overlooked that when I invented the potion formula."

"Shut up, you two deserve to die!!!"

Upon hearing these slap-in-the-face words, the Celestial Venerable's will immediately roared in anger. He really hadn't expected that these two guys who always patted themselves on the back would be so despicable and vile, actually tricking him out to mock him!

In this cold, indifferent world, is there any trust left between pillars of society?!

"You bastards, you just wait!"

Having uttered a harsh statement to express his attitude, the Celestial Venerable's will returned somewhat "awkwardly" to the corner where it resided, unilaterally ignoring the two individuals who were pointing fingers at it.

With the departure of the "protagonist," the mini-drama in Ron's mind came to an end once again.

The blond boy's eyes flickered slightly, and his gaze returned to Klein Moretti, who had been holding the plate up for quite some time.

"Hmph ╯^╰."

Seeing the other person's appearance, Ron snorted disdainfully, and with a wicked intention, he immediately pulled out his right leg and tripped Klein.

Mr. Clown did not anticipate the blond boy's actions and immediately lost his balance. The glazed plate he was holding high tilted and flew out of his hand.

"Eight sulph and six and a half pennies!"

In that instant, the price of the plate flashed through Klein Moretti's mind. Seeing that such an expensive glazed plate was about to shatter into pieces, he immediately "scratched and clawed," using the clown's extraordinary abilities to maintain his balance, frantically changing the plate's tragic fate.

"Little brat, looks like I'll have to teach you a lesson!"

Getting up from the ground, Klein Moretti was furious when he saw the blond boy sitting with his legs crossed, pushing up his monocle. He put the white glazed plate on the desk and reached out to grab the naughty brat.

He refused to believe that if the frail "fortune teller" couldn't beat a little kid, then the "clown" with fighting abilities couldn't either.

Even if he couldn't defeat them, Klein was confident that he had a certain ability to protect himself.

Now, it's time to teach them a lesson and wash away the humiliation they suffered last time!

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(End of this chapter)