Mystery: My Encounters with the Celestial God

Chapter 245 I, the Celestial Venerable of the Floating Life, Amazing and Upright (3K)

"Your esteemed, supreme, and great master, your loyal, humble, and obedient servant humbly pays homage to you and extends his greetings."

Ron raised an eyebrow at the fleeting, bloody words on the silver mirror's surface, then nodded slightly, quite pleased with the mirror's way of flattering him.

"It must have come from the Chaos Sea, you old bastard, you're quite the hider!"

"Everyone says I'm despicable, everyone says I'm shameless, but I think your hearts are dirtier than mine. After all, I was resurrected through my own abilities, while you're always trying to sabotage others and resorting to underhanded tactics!"

"Damn bastard!"

However, the true nature of this silver mirror did not escape the will of the Heavenly Venerable. The moment He glimpsed the silver mirror, He immediately began to curse loudly, appearing extremely aggrieved.

As for who is being insulted, that's naturally whoever responds to the insult.

Brother, you and I are of one heart. You and your brother are playing mind games, we're all in the same body, so why would you use such dirty and despicable means?

I didn't use it!

Although I don't know what this narcissist is trying to do with this thing, I'll just criticize him!

"hehe."

However, the old celestial being's gritted teeth were met with only two merciless chuckles.

This cold, mocking laughter seemed to say, "Come and fight me if you dare!"

"Stop talking nonsense, mysterious. Dealing with you doesn't require so much finesse!"

"Because you are despicable, evil, and shameless, you can always find loopholes to exploit."

"So... ha, you are not equal to other Outer Gods in terms of status and position!"

"And I love how you can only watch helplessly as I orchestrate my plans, knowing that everything is preordained and you are destined for it."

"Shut up, you narcissist!"

Before the primordial will could finish speaking slowly, it was abruptly interrupted by the will of the Celestial Venerable.

He, the "Heavenly Venerable of Blessing and Prosperity," realized that this guy was applying double standards against him.

Anyone with eyes can see who is despicable and who is shameless!

"You despicable bastard, you actually used this method to smear the reputation of my primordial brothers! I never expected you to have such a scheme!"

"Truly worthy of the title 'Lord of Mysteries'!"

Upon hearing the Celestial Venerable's explanation, Ron's mouth twitched slightly. He adjusted his monocle and began his favorite pastime: stirring up trouble. Although it had nothing to do with him, he simply enjoyed watching the spectacle.

Can you at least speak like a human being?!

Upon hearing that filthy voice, the Heavenly Venerable was so enraged that his extraordinary abilities trembled wildly. At that moment, he seemed to have gained a deeper understanding of "despicable" and "shameless".

"Fatball, stop spewing nonsense! You two shameless bastards, you resort to underhanded tactics, and then you refuse to admit it!"

"Ha, I'm ashamed to be associated with you!"

"I, 'Heavenly Venerable of Blessing and Profound Yellow,' am upright and honest. I will admit to whatever I do, unlike you two treacherous villains, utterly hypocritical, and backstabbing bastards!?"

"You are more despicable than base, more shameless than shameless. You are clearly cunning and scheming, yet you hide under the guise of brilliance, and shamelessly spread your faith, earning the praise of your followers!"

"Pah, disgusting!"

"Pah, you're despicable!"

"Even I wouldn't do something like that!"

The Celestial Venerable's will erupted forth with unparalleled smoothness, leaving not a single gap in its words. It was hard to imagine just how much grievance He had suffered.

Throughout his life, the Celestial Venerable was always the one being cursed, and even the outer gods would occasionally hurl insults at him. But unexpectedly, after his death, he was able to reverse the Heavenly Gang and stand on the moral high ground to point fingers at others.

What's more, these two people are actually His mortal enemies!

This truly shows how fortunes can change dramatically over time; never underestimate the power of Heaven!

"Heh, mysterious. You don't need to say more. Those who understand will understand what you're saying."

Upon hearing the old Celestial Venerable's outburst, the Primordial Will chuckled again and uttered an ambiguous statement.

This skillfully crafted ambiguity and subtle hints leave ample room for imagination and subtly guide the reader's mind.

No wonder he's a top-notch "psychologist"!

You're so clueless!

That statement, which absolved him of all responsibility and showed no remorse whatsoever, infuriated the Celestial Venerable. His tentacles even formed a tight knot. Without hesitation, he roared:

"What do you know? You know everything, but you can't even talk about the bad things you do?! You narcissist, you're truly despicable and filthy."

"Heh, getting impatient, getting impatient, you dead monster, are you trying to cover something up?"

As the saying goes, "The person who wronged you knows better than you how wronged you are," and the blond boy was just like that. Although his words were plain and simple, only the Old Celestial Venerable could understand the sarcasm in them.

And these words, which also absolved themselves of all responsibility, went even further, directly pinning the blame on His "Floating Life Xuanhuang Heavenly Supreme".

What are you trying to cover up? I have no idea what I'm trying to cover up!

The topic was clearly me, the righteous "Lord of Mysteries," condemning you despicable and shameless creatures, so why has it turned into me starting to defend myself?!

I didn't admit it either!!!

The Celestial Venerable's will suddenly sensed a miraculous power that had reversed the current situation, just as there is an ancient saying in the Western Continent.

You can't fight city hall.

Of course, Emperor Roselle also mentioned it, but the Celestial Will had a more detailed understanding of it, because He had used this method to deal with those Outer Gods and narcissists who were right next to Him.

"So that's how the authority of wisdom is used."

"But can't you learn anything good from me?"

At that moment, the Celestial Venerable had an epiphany. He suddenly stopped being angry and instead looked at the two "omniscient beings" within him with a look of disappointment and frustration.

His eyes seemed to say, "You have been thoroughly corrupted by me!"

As soon as the words of the Celestial Venerable's will fell, the atmosphere in the entire small theater suddenly froze. Neither of the two extremely proud individuals dared to speak first, fearing that they would be labeled with negative tags such as "despicable" and "shameless."

"Oh"

"Shut up!"

"shut up!"

Before the old Celestial Venerable could utter his mockery, Ron and the Primal Will immediately roared. The former quickly checked himself over to avoid being tainted by any unclean or disgusting things, while the latter swiftly retreated into a corner to avoid being retaliated against by that "loophole exploiter".

After checking for a long time, the blond boy breathed a long sigh of relief.

Because his beloved Ron Sothos was not tainted by some slippery tentacles.

The blond boy's pupils flickered slightly, unilaterally blocking the Celestial Venerable's will, which was slandering them and spewing filth.

His great "endless wisdom" never fights a battle unprepared!

"Butler, are you alright?!"

Just then, the members of Mechanical Heart quickly helped Ikonser Bernard up.

This deacon's actions strengthened his faith and also touched the hearts of the other members of Mechanical Heart.

"Cough, cough, I'm fine, I just need to rest for a bit."

The butler immediately sat up and looked at Arrodes, who was lying on the desk, and the blond boy who was examining the silver mirror.

"Little one, this is a 'magic mirror' that can answer all questions. If you're interested, I don't mind if you use it!"

Given Arodes's wicked nature, asking it questions would likely reveal extremely important information about itself, at which point I wouldn't need to risk divination.

Wiping his face, which was covered in soot, Ikonser suddenly realized the correct way to use the magic mirror.

"Really? Then I'll have to give it a try!"

Hearing this presumptuous statement, Ron saw through the "pathetic fellow's" hidden purpose. So, with a smirk, he decided to let the butler experience the wickedness of society and help every reckless dreamer!

Standing on tiptoe, the boy caught sight of the silver mirror with its ancient patterns in Ikonser's meaningful gaze.

Her fair and delicate hands wiped the mirror three times rather perfunctorily, causing the entire mirror to tremble slightly, as if she were very excited.

Pushing up his monocle again, the boy asked a good question in a slightly immature voice.

"Magic mirror, magic mirror on the wall, what color are Iconsel Bernard's underwear today?"

Upon hearing this extremely offensive question, which was no better than Arodes's, the Mechanical Heart Butler's eyes widened in shock, clearly not expecting that this man and the mirror would be in cahoots.

"etc!!!"

He had just shouted out when he saw a bloody word appear on all the mirrors and reflective objects in the room.

"It's pink because he's having dinner with someone tonight."

Upon seeing this answer, the afro-haired butler froze on the spot. He immediately turned his head and looked at the team members who were looking around with wandering eyes, pretending not to have noticed anything. His face twitched violently.

My reputation, and the date I finally managed to arrange.

However, before the deacon could even process the thought, he saw another line of bloody words appear on the mirror in the room.

"Based on the principle of reciprocity, I must ask you a question."

Come on, Arrodes, let this little brat experience the harsh realities of society. I can't be the only one embarrassed.

The butler gritted his teeth, his heart filled with anxiety, placing all his hopes on the "Magic Mirror" Arodes.

"Okay, go ahead and ask."

Ron, meanwhile, adjusted his monocle and decided to judge whether the "bad" mirror would live or die based on the question.

"you"

The blood-stained words on the silver mirror paused for a moment, as if pondering what kind of question could please this great being.

"Do you want to know who Iconsear Bernard fantasizes about when he masturbates each night?"

"No! My little darling, have mercy on your words!!!"

Upon seeing this appalling problem, the afro-haired deacon felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave, his whole body turning ice-cold. He immediately scrambled over to Ron, trying to snatch the silver mirror away.

If this gets out, he and his reputation will be ruined!

Six thousand six thousand is another day

(End of this chapter)