Mystery: My Encounters with the Celestial God

Chapter 3 Today I'll tell you a crosstalk routine.

"You freak! Get out of my body!"

"You're talking nonsense! This body is clearly my puppet!"

"If you don't believe me, have that narcissist verify it!"

"The notarization is valid; Guimi is telling the truth!"

"He actually tells the truth sometimes!? That's rare!"

The majestic voice carried an incredulous surprise, as if it had come to a new understanding of the Celestial Venerable's will residing within a body.

"Stop talking nonsense! Either he gets out, or you get out!"

"Impossible. If I were to leave, one of you would definitely be resurrected before me."

"None of you will live until I come back to life!"

"Are you crazy?!"

"Are you crazy?!"

Two voices simultaneously rang out inside Ron's body, their words filled with deep hatred for this stabber.

Whenever Ron and Celestial reach a critical moment in their battle, the Primal One always intervenes, negating their respective advantages and rendering their efforts futile.

The above dialogue has been repeated countless times, and the struggle between the three ancient times has existed for countless years.

However, Ron remembered that the three of them weren't like this at the beginning; they were quite sophisticated back then.

He would throw out all sorts of high-sounding and sophisticated phrases like "we," "you," and "pay homage," until one day Ron got so angry that he cursed out loud.

From that day on, it was as if he had opened the door to a new world. He gradually gained the upper hand in verbal exchanges, which angered the two guys so much that they started to imitate Ron's tone.

However, it seems that Yuan Chu is still somewhat restrained and doesn't have the shameless and bottomless cursing of Tian Zun.

"I'm saying, it seems like your willpower isn't what it used to be. Are you even capable anymore?"

"Is anyone really going to die?!"

Ron was bored and started another group chat. As soon as he said that, the Celestial Venerable immediately joined in the fun.

"Shut your damn mouth! Our will has recovered somewhat in the outside world, unlike someone who can only argue with themselves in this confined space!"

"You idiot, do you even understand what it means to argue with yourself? I wonder who it is that doesn't even have any subordinates and lives such a lonely and miserable life, having to do even the smallest things by themselves."

"Now you have the nerve to talk about me like that!?"

"And your so-called recovery isn't just about outsiders wantonly toying with your bodies, is it? You're really promiscuous~"

"Go ahead and criticize, but don't drag me into it!"

A dignified voice suddenly appeared, bringing the verbal battle to a temporary halt.

"Little ball, your attack power needs improvement, and you've already said all those things."

The Celestial Venerable, shamelessly, summarized the shortcomings of this confrontation for Ron.

"Tch~ Okay, I have to admit I'm running out of words when it comes to you two."

"Because even the most vulgar language couldn't fully express your despicable and shameless nature!"

"Thank you for the compliment. Being despicable and shameless is an acknowledgment of my abilities."

"Sphere, you're right. Despicable and shameless are the highest compliments for the mysterious."

"Ha, narcissist, I never thought you, the most normal one among us, would resort to indirect insults?"

"What? Is this a sign that I, the ruler of the spirit realm, am gradually corrupting it?"

Originally, he ignored the Celestial Venerable's provocative words and instead imitated Ron's tone from many years ago, uttering two words.

"Ha~ Coward!"

Although these two words don't sound very pleasant, they succinctly reveal part of the essence of the spirit world's ruler, leaving Him with no room for rebuttal.

The casual words, carrying the authority and symbolism of a pillar, dealt a tremendous blow to the Lord of Mystery, enraging Him and causing Him to unleash His old profanities without restraint.

Original Victory, MVP of the Match!

Time passed, and the three pillars continued to argue within the enclosed spirit realm.

However, sometimes they would quiet down and concentrate on resisting the insidious encroachment of the other two.

Suddenly, within the pitch-black, enclosed space, the sphere of light flickered, and that flicker caused Ron's mind to explode.

"You two old hags are getting weaker and weaker. I managed to take on both of you by myself. Are you even capable?!"

"Fat Ball, you're getting ahead of yourself. What's so great about moving your body a little? Our willpower may indeed wane, but it won't disappear completely!"

"The Mysterious One is right. With us here, you can only move your body a little bit at most; you're still a long way from being resurrected!"

Two opposing forces poured cold water on Ron's face, and he knew they were right.

It makes sense, but admitting defeat is out of the question.

"Ha, even in a few thousand years, you can at most only interfere with my actions, but you will no longer be able to possess this body with your original power!"

"I advise you to just obediently retreat and go back to sleep, instead of getting in the way!"

"This is my secret doll; if anyone's going to leave, it's you!"

The conversation has returned to what it was many years ago. It seems that not only is the nature of humans to be repeaters, but even the nature of pillars is to be repeaters.

At this point, none of the three pillars could be considered alive; they were merely fighting for a body that could accommodate their spirits and wills.

This body was originally occupied by Ron after he transmigrated, but before that, it was a mysterious puppet that ran errands for him.

Although this puppet no longer has a human form, it can indeed become the cornerstone of their resurrection.

"Actually, the three of us don't have any real grudges, right?"

Ron's tone suddenly became serious, which made him sound eerie and sent a chill down Yuan Chu's spine.

"Ah, yes, yes, yes!"

"Is it too late to realize the problem now?"

Two voices rang out simultaneously, and then fell silent.

"Gentlemen, I've realized we don't need to waste time here; it's just pointless!"

"Little round ball, you brought this up a long time ago, I refuse to listen!"

"The Mysterious One is right, none of you will live until I am resurrected!"

The situation reached a stalemate once again, and Ron was somewhat speechless as he felt the two unwavering wills.

However, there's always a way out, and at this point in time, he still has other ways to persuade these two old men.

"You two wouldn't want your power to fall into the hands of others, would you?"

"For example, in the hands of that very handsome guy who's all red."

"I know, I know, you all have your backup plans, but what if they fail?"

"You guys don't think I didn't do anything back then, do you!"

You scoundrel!

The Celestial Venerable suddenly tensed up, remembering that this guy's body had split into all sorts of magical objects.

Among them, some might be there to deal with them!

"Our goal is simply resurrection, but some guys are eyeing us from outside the barrier."

"Maybe in a few thousand years, the omniscient and omnipotent one, and the ruler of the spirit world, will be someone else~"

Don't give me that!

The Celestial Venerable replied with his usual aloofness. Although he was a little worried, he never showed it.

"What are you trying to say?"

Originally, he saw the hidden meaning in Ron's words and asked directly.

"I can feel the barrier weakening, but you two useless things are still not reviving. By then, forget about reviving, you probably won't even be able to awaken your own will!"

"It's bizarre. Just think about it: those adorable spirit beings no longer respect their beloved original ruler, but instead flock to someone else's side, fawning and sycophantic!"

"And what's even worse is that others are using your inheritance to squander it!"

"And you were the same in the beginning; perhaps those statues will eventually be replaced by those red, beautiful, feminine pillars!"

"Do I need to say anything more?"

Although Ron's words were unpleasant, they were all true, and that was exactly what they were worried about.

Although Ron's words were not entirely without merit, he still managed to leave behind many contingency plans by utilizing the initial power.

"What you said is only one possibility; it doesn't represent the whole picture!"

The Celestial Venerable retorted stubbornly as usual.

"What the mysterious person said makes sense!"

The Primordial One also agreed with the Celestial Venerable's point of view, but the perfunctory nature of His words proved that He was thinking about other things.

"You're right, but have you forgotten who I am!?"

"I am the master of time and space. The beginning and end of everything, and the future I can see, are far clearer than those of you half-baked fools!"

"In the endless timeline, what I say is necessarily true; this is an inviolable law of the development of things!"

So, are you willing to bet?

"I don't care anyway. I'm just an outsider. Others can only use my body, but they can't truly contain me. But you're different!"

...Silence fell over the surroundings for a long time.

It's best to handle such a private matter as resurrection yourself; relying on others is clearly unreliable.

"What do you want to do?"

After a long while, the primordial will spoke directly, asking Ron about his intentions.

The Celestial Venerable's will also become slightly more active, clearly listening intently.

"Gentlemen, putting aside past grievances, our main goal is to resurrect ourselves!"

"We can use this body to go out into the world, find our lost authority, and prevent it from being coveted by other gods."

"Having avoided the greatest risk, how about we each revive ourselves using our own abilities before the barrier breaks?"

"Little sphere, who takes control of the body?"

"Of course it's me!"

"I don't trust you two old guys who only know how to trip people up!"

"We can swear an oath by our own pillars, and the will of both of you resides within this body, so there's absolutely no need to worry about me tripping you up!"

"How about it!? Want to cooperate?"

(End of this chapter)