Mystery: My Encounters with the Celestial God

Chapter 455 Mr. Ron's prayers for a son were very effective.

Damn it!

"Hmph, o(^｀)o!"

Ron gave a haughty hum, his adorable little face almost making the dirty-faced woman's nose bleed.

I've never seen such a cute little guy!

"Master."

"Please help him, his mind is already like this, if we ignore him, he'll definitely starve to death."

"Also, he came from the heavens, so he might really be a reincarnation of some deity. Besides, he just has some mental issues; otherwise, he hasn't changed at all..."

Jiang Ruobai kept shaking the old Taoist's arm, trying to save Ron.

Snapped--

Upon hearing this, the old Taoist priest raised his sword finger again and struck her head hard.

"Hey, is this how you see deities through Taoist cultivation?"

"He's clearly a different race; he doesn't look like any of us!"

After Xuanxuzi finished speaking, he once again scanned the bare-chested Ron from head to toe, and muttered to himself:

"This doll is quite cute. Apart from having some mental issues, it's actually quite perfect..."

"Alright, since we're the orthodox sect of Taoism, we only do good and no bad. Take him along, let him carry the luggage, and let him do all the chores on the road..."

Ron was furious at the sight of the two men loudly plotting. "Calling me stupid is one thing, but what do you mean by saying all this in front of me?!"

"You two, is this really okay?"

"I can understand what you're saying. It's all the same language, just with different accents. Do you think I can't understand you?!"

The blond boy could no longer bear it, and with a flick of his hand, he stopped the loud conspiracy between the master and his apprentice.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward...

So you can speak human language! Then why did you pretend to be crazy before...?

…………

"Amnesia, nameless and faceless?"

"Luckily you met us, otherwise the other ordained ones wouldn't even accept you, they'd be lucky if they didn't slay you!"

"This humble Taoist is Xuanxuzi, and this is my unworthy disciple, whose secular name is Jiang Ruobai."

Ten minutes later, Xuanxuzi looked Ron over and added firewood to the campfire to dispel the chill within a three-meter radius.

Ron opened his arms, letting Jiang Ruobai touch him all over, and changed into a slightly oversized, roughly modified women's cloth dress.

His long, flowing golden hair was tied into a bun with a leafy branch stuck in it.

"Then why are you different from them?"

"Besides, it's not exactly honorable for me to carry your luggage or do odd jobs, is it?"

Upon hearing the old man's words, Ron narrowed his eyes and made a sarcastic remark.

"Hey, you're pretty vengeful, kid!"

"As for why we don't slay the demons and monsters, it's because there are several reasons why 'pigs' might devour something."

"The fact that you are able to remain conscious and show no obvious signs of illness indicates that the 'pigworm' in your body must have originated from your father."

"Under the best-case scenario, you're no different from an ordinary person, so why would I want to kill you?"

The old Taoist priest shook his head and spoke with great pride, as if he had seen through Ron's origins at a glance.

Unfortunately, what he saw was just an identity that Ron had fabricated using the "Dreamer" persona.

"A boar?"

Upon hearing this technical term, Ron seemed to ponder it.

The "彘蠹" here should refer to the extraordinary characteristic. How much do you hate this to give it such an obscure name?

"Yes, when a person dies, they become a ghost; when a ghost dies, it becomes a '聻'; when a '聻' dies, it becomes a '希'; when a '希' dies, it becomes a '彘'; and when a '彘' dies, it becomes a '蠹'."

"The ancients believed that insects were simply a kind of 'self' originating from the deepest level of heaven and earth, before the interplay of yin and yang—a vast 'swarm' existing only in the unseen realm!"

"Everything in the world comes from there, including heaven and earth, yin and yang, and the five elements."

"Its specific meaning is the most fundamental, most chaotic, and most insane thing in the universe."

"Of course, we usually call it unorthodox or heretical, although it points directly to the source, ordinary people cannot bear it."

Xuanxuzi rolled up his loose sleeves and patiently explained the knowledge of this world to Ron.

Yes, in a sense you're right, the extraordinary characteristics point directly to the root cause...

After all, they all came from that aggregate monster...

The blond boy nodded thoughtfully, narrowed his eyes, and then rolled up his loose sleeves.

Although the Western Continent is completely isolated from the outside world, and even its cultural background is different, the people here seem to have their own understanding of "extraordinary".

At least Ron felt that the strongest analogy was correct, and it had a mysterious charm, much better than that dry, lifeless one.

"By the way, Kidney Deficiency, have you ever heard of the Primordial Celestial Venerable of Creation?"

?

"I'm not afraid. You can call me Taoist Master."

"Okay, you have kidney deficiency."

The old Taoist priest's eyelids twitched, but he still didn't choose to engage in a childish argument with Ron.

"It should be the Primordial Heavenly Venerable of Creation and Floating Dawn, you're missing a character."

Xuanxuzi first corrected Ron's form of address, then explained with a smile:

"That lord is very effective in granting wishes for children, and his incense is very popular. According to legend, he resides high above the Thirty-Three Heavens, and no one can see him."

"Moreover, he had very few followers."

What does it mean to be very effective in helping someone conceive?

Is this kind of thing popular around here?

Upon hearing this, Ron was speechless.

The title "Primordial Heavenly Venerable of the Creation of Heaven and Earth" was revealed by the Dead Ghost. No one knows what method that bastard used to obtain the response of his own source essence, which made Ron feel like he was being cuckolded.

So as soon as things settled down, Ron couldn't wait to ask about this.

"No one can see how one prays for a child."

"How can you get pregnant without doing *that*? Do you think you can get pregnant without meeting the master?"

"Isn't this too long?"

After a moment of silence, Ron suddenly spoke, startling Xuanxuzi into breaking out in a cold sweat.

"Shut up, you brat!"

Clearly, anyone who could understand the mindset of a nobody was an extraordinary person. The old, unorthodox Taoist priest's face twitched. Before he could even go up and shut Ron's mouth, Jiang Ruobai took the lead and covered half of the boy's face with his hand.

"Shh, don't talk nonsense. Walls have ears, and they might hear us. If that big shot comes knocking on our door, we're finished!"

They came knocking on my door, and this is amazing!?

Jiang Ruobai's words only fueled Ron's enthusiasm.

He went through all that trouble to come to the Western Continent just to find the Origin Essence, and now there's such a simple way to do it.

Although I dare not contact him rashly, for fear of being discovered by "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun", I can let the source essence come to me!

Upon thinking of this, Ron's little mouth immediately twisted into a crooked shape.

Upon witnessing this scene, Xuanxuzi was utterly alarmed. This fellow seemed exceptionally sensitive to changes in fate. As Ron's lips curled slightly, his expression darkened, and he hurriedly shouted:

"Quick, his mouth is crooked! Quick, shut him up!!"

"The Primordial Heavenly Venerable, who created the heavens and the earth, is nothing but a nobody, a nobody, a nobody!!!"

"Just one, sob sob sob."

(End of this chapter)