Mystery: My Encounters with the Celestial God

Chapter 457 Old Celestial Venerable: Pervert!!! (3.2K)

"Gaojia Town".

Ron read out the name on the old plaque and suddenly felt a strange sense of déjà vu.

Fortunately, there were no servants carrying luggage at the entrance of the town, preparing to search for the monk, and the town was not deserted; on the contrary, it was quite lively.

This otherworldly scene was reflected in the golden eyes, prompting the great being to sigh in awe.

Separated by only a wall, the cultures of the two places are worlds apart.

"I'm going to take a look around. You guys go ahead, I'll find you!"

With his sleeves rolled up, revealing his delicate forearms as white as lotus roots, Ron left those words and ran off towards Wufangzhai on the side of the street.

This is a pastry shop, and its style is quite different from that of the North Continent.

Of course, the company Ron chose has its own unique advantages.

There's no other reason than there are too many people.

"Make way, make way!"

You stepped on my foot!

"Don't push, don't push!"

The place was bustling with activity, and the sheer number of customers who welcomed the food spoke volumes about the owner's exceptional culinary skills.

Taking advantage of his height and immense strength, Ron squeezed his way from the outside to the inside, finally seeing the white, tender cake that could drive anyone mad.

Uh, the landlady.

A young woman, around eighteen years old, was seen picking up a piece of osmanthus cake and placing it inside a yellow paper box to pack it up. Her slender, delicate fingers, like white jade, moved with such grace that they drew the attention of everyone outside the pastry shop.

Surprisingly, this pastry is quite white.

She was dressed in white, like the most beautiful moonlight, and her eyes were like the brightest stars in the night sky, shining with a gentle yet firm light.

Her dark, thick eyelashes trembled slightly, as if telling an endless story.

Her face was absolutely stunning, like a celestial being meticulously sculpted by heaven, exuding a gentle yet unapproachable majesty.

Her skin was like solidified cream, delicate and smooth, with a faint glow, seemingly containing the coolness of a mountain spring and the warmth of peach blossoms.

More importantly, she seems to be a treasured being, possessing some of the aura of the "Mother Nest" and some of the authority of the "Goddess of Beauty"!

The incarnation of "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" is quite perfect; he has the temperament, the looks, the figure, and the beauty.

Let alone the insignificant Ron Sothos, even the most legitimate "Primordial Creator" would be under his control for a few seconds, and then he would praise this rare beauty in the tone of a god.

Only men truly understand men, only brothers truly understand brothers, and only mortal enemies truly understand each other's fatal weaknesses.

Didn't you see that his buffs are almost fully stacked?

"grass"

The small fry froze on the spot, looking the ethereal figure up and down several times.

Actually, it's not his fault. "Goddesses of Beauty" are too hard to find. Those from the Northern Continent either die or change their path. Even the most beautiful little she-wolf is only affected by uniqueness and does not possess the essence of beauty.

But this one in front of me is different; it is truly beautiful!

"Hey? Whose young master is this? He's really quite handsome."

Suddenly, the woman leaned down and rubbed Ron's cheek without any sense of boundaries.

The friction between the two equally delicate skins created a wonderful experience, and even Ron's thick skin couldn't help but blush slightly.

Bro, it smells amazing!

"Oh, I've come to buy some pastries!"

However, Ron was still a big shot, and although he was a small fry, he quickly took the initiative and immediately reached out his small hand to touch the slender hand that was kneading his cheek as if trying to take advantage.

"Turns out he's a little pervert after all~"

Unexpectedly, the woman didn't mind at all. She just smiled and moved even closer to Ron, blowing her sweet, warm breath all over his face.

The wind blew, causing his golden hair to flutter, and he took a small step back.

Master!

"Everyone, that's all for today. We're sold out of pastries. If you missed out, come back earlier tomorrow!"

Her gentle, melodious voice, tinged with a hint of aloofness, dispersed the surrounding crowd, but it did not drive Ron away.

Anyway, he's not buying pastries right now.

"What? Young master, why aren't you leaving yet?"

The girl had crouched down, and the white fabric covering her body perfectly outlined her slender waist and two heavy breasts.

The curve is elastic and exceptionally beautiful, and even conforms to certain scientific laws according to mathematical logic.

Perfect, absolutely perfect!

The aesthetic standards of beauty differ among different races, and Ron's fondness for her stems from this very reason.

Although Ron XP is a bit weird, the old master can understand. We're brothers, I get you!

Good deeds bring good rewards, and evil deeds bring evil consequences. I've done so many good deeds, has my wish finally come true?

Upon seeing this scene, especially the beautiful curve that could extend infinitely according to mathematical logic, the blond boy's eyes suddenly lit up.

It's perfect, I love it so much!

At this moment, he wished he could strip the woman in front of him, who looked like a banished immortal, naked and make her do some calisthenics so that he could review the ultimate truth of the universe.

Especially the formation and expansion of black holes.

"Um, I like you. Be my servant!"

If you like something, just do it. Ron was never one to hesitate. He grasped the old Celestial's hand and looked at him with shining eyes.

"Young master, please don't joke. How could I possibly condescend to be a servant?"

The girl smiled sweetly and released her grip on Ron's cheek.

She straightened her back, took out a crystal cake from a bamboo box covered with a curtain, licked it with her nimble pink tongue, and gently took a small bite with her pearly teeth.

Then she bent down and put her fingers into Ron's mouth, and through the gap, she also stuffed in the half-eaten pastry.

"Hmph... I see you like me very much, it seems you like me very much too~"

"How about we give it a try?"

Ron felt a tickle in his ears, as if hot air was blowing on them. His heart raced slightly, and he couldn't wait to ask back.

"Hmph, young master, what's the rush? They're not going to run away..."

The girl nuzzled Ron's cheek against his, then stood up with a smile, picked up a rolling pin, and smacked the blond boy on the head three times, as if she had a grudge against him.

Then, like a nimble little bird, it quickly retreated into the shop and closed the door to customers.

This is a case of feigning indifference to lure the prey into a trap.

Brothers know brothers best!

……

"Master, what's wrong with him? He could eat three big bowls of rice this morning, so why isn't he eating meat tonight?"

Jiang Ruobai looked at Ron, who was eating his meal casually, and his understanding of this alien boy was refreshed once again.

Xuanxuzi glanced at the listless Ron and deliberately snorted:

"Hmph, who knows? Maybe we're in for a really bad time!"

Ever since the boy came back from shopping, he's been acting like this, as if he's been bewitched by a vixen, ignoring everyone who talks to him.

However, Xuanxuzi didn't care. A heretical cultivator comparable to a "high-level master" couldn't just be easily deceived, could he?

Really? Really?

…………

In the dead of night, Ron opened the window of his guest room, jumped down from the second floor, and headed straight for Wufangzhai.

Three taps on the head with a stick, and the clever little fish naturally understood what the girl who possessed some of the power of the goddess of beauty was thinking.

It's impossible for someone to be all smiles one second and then suddenly tell you to get out of here, right?

This must have been a secret rendezvous with Him in the dead of night.

Exciting and fun!

From today onwards, no one can laugh at my extensive theoretical knowledge anymore!

The blond-haired boy thought to himself, and then he saw the half-closed door of Wufangzhai.

Excellent!

Although Ron certainly deserves the title of "small fry," he still has to save face.

Instead of forcibly barging in like a lustful demon, he strolled leisurely step by step.

Pushing open the half-closed door, Ron had only taken a few steps when he suddenly felt his feet go weak, as if he had stepped on something.

Soft, silky, and translucent.

It was a silk stocking.

hiss.

Ron's eyes lit up again; seeing this made him wide awake.

The young man took two steps at a time and arrived at the door that exuded a faint fragrance, then slowly pushed his way inside.

Suddenly, he saw the beautiful girl he had seen during the day appear abruptly through the crack in the door. The blond boy felt reassured; he was determined to put today's knowledge into practice.

"Sweetie, I'm coming in~"

Ron pushed open the door and hugged the woman, who was dressed very little and whose graceful figure was fully displayed before him, like a fairy descended from heaven.

"Young master, you're in too much of a hurry!"

The old celestial being gave a delicate snort, making the little fish's heart pound.

Well, you've got quite the romantic side, huh? Well then, Mr. Ron will grant your wish this once!

"Here, I'll read it and you write it!" Ron said simply, handing over the calligraphy brush that had been prepared beforehand.

"Huh?" Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun was taken aback, not expecting that his act of acting coquettishness would produce such a change.

「公式为：S=√[p*(p-aicon)(p-b)(p-c)]，其中p为半周长，a、b、c分别为三边长度。在这个例子中，a=3，b=4，c=5，所以p=(a+b+c)/2=(3+4+5)/2=6，那幺S=√[6*(6-3)(6-4)(6-5)]=6√6。」

"what?"

Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun was taken aback again.

"Don't you understand? I'll read it to you and you write it down! What are you standing there for?"

Ron, seeing that the beauty in front of him was such a fool, slapped her fair, creamy buttocks.

Holy crap, that's insane.

At this moment, Ron's XP once again pushed the limits of the old master's tolerance.

What the hell is this weird quirk?!

"Fat Ball, open your eyes wide and take a good look at who this Daoist Master is!"

Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun could no longer tolerate it. His face suddenly turned red, and he instantly revealed his mythical creature form.

Ron slowly raised his head, staring blankly at the "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun" who wore a mask, had red lips, applied blush and purplish-black eyeshadow, and had slippery tentacles.

The room fell into eternal silence.

"Holy crap!!!!!!!!!"

"vomit!!!!"

In Bansi Port, Ron, who was trying to maintain the connection with his eyes closed, scrambled to his feet. Without the Lord of Mysteries needing to do anything, the connection between the City of Calamity and the Western Continent fluctuated and instantly went offline.

"Oh no!!!"

"Retreat, retreat, retreat, retreat!!!"

At this moment, the blond boy seemed to have been stimulated by something, frantically kicking the ground with his shoes and haphazardly rummaging through the non-existent illusions around him with his hands and feet.

At the same time, he kept spitting out acidic water, and even large gulps of greenish bile were overflowing from his mouth.

The "Primordial Creator," who already knew what had happened from the will of the Celestial Venerable, was speechless.

I feel like there's something I just have to say.

"It's hard to hold back."

(End of this chapter)