Mystery: My Encounters with the Celestial God

Chapter 476 Madam, you don't want to be an elf either. (3K)

"If the god you believe in is completely useless, then why do you still believe in Him?"

"Even my ancestor, the elven spirit, never gave me a single fish!"

Winchester shrugged, expressing his philosophy of life with an indifferent expression.

"So what do you think of the god you worship now?" the boy interjected.

"I'm still believing, and we should give the object of our faith a chance no matter what. But after meeting you, I feel like I don't have much of a chance anymore."

"The elf's life had only just begun when it plummeted to the bottom."

?

Okay, okay, when did a grumpy elf start being sarcastic and sarcastic?

The blond boy felt that the world had become utterly absurd at that moment.

"Well"

"Miss Winchester, did you get a clear look at the old woman, uh, lady, in your dream, or find out her name?"

Seeing that Ron was speechless after being confronted by his own followers, Audrey quickly changed the subject and stirred up the atmosphere of the discussion in the bedroom again.

With an audience, it's no surprise; this type of extraordinary person never lets an awkward silence happen.

In the afternoon, while chatting with Ron, the boy told her that he had come to the sea to look for something.

Ron didn't mention the specifics, but he clearly told her another purpose.

That is to find out the origin of the elves.

Sigh, Mr. Ron is really busy. I thought all the gods would be like Mr. Fool, quietly staying in their divine kingdoms, with all the tasks being carried out by their followers.

No, Audrey, what are you thinking? You can't joke about Mr. Fool.

Her thoughts churned like the bubbles of misty champagne, and soon the noblewoman composed herself, adopting an even more elegant and dignified posture.

During her casual conversation with Ron, she and the boy agreed that until she reached the angels, their relationship would remain as it was, each going their own way.

Otherwise, it would seem too ostentatious. Even as a "psychologist," Audrey didn't know how to explain her complicated relationship with Ron.

"I really don't know. I only dream about her occasionally. When I dream about her, the image of that old woman is very blurry, and the connection is unstable."

"Most of the time, she just condemns me and insults me, but just last night, for some reason, she suddenly had the strength to punch me."

"She must be an elf too, otherwise why would she make me worship the Elf King!"

"Pah, you old bitch!"

Upon hearing this, Miss Elf finally couldn't contain her innate temper and spat fiercely.

"Is it possible that she simply thinks you're a disgrace to the elves for looking like this?"

"He even went out on the streets to sing, without a single lyric."

You should thank me for my generosity; I never look down on poor people...

Ron pursed his lips, unable to stop the urge to complain, then took a deep breath and lazily added:

"It's getting late, go to sleep. I hope you can see her face clearly tonight."

Just as the fairy said, the one who entered her dream must be an elf, and judging from the behavior she described, it seemed to be a high-ranking elf that had existed for a long time.

After all, he was able to enter the dream world, especially worshipped Sonia Solem, and even knew that this ancient god's consort was the "Queen of Calamities," Ghoshnam...

A combination of reasons suggests that her identity is not simple.

If you dare to come, I'll show you what a surprise really is...

Thinking of this, even Ron's gaze towards the golden retriever became kind and gentle.

Progress in an investigation always brings a sense of elation.

Upon hearing this, Winchester nodded, glanced around the luxurious room, and his eyes, which seemed to flash with lightning, suddenly lit up.

"So I'll stay here? With you all?"

I've never stayed in such a luxurious room before.

half an hour.

Miss Elf, leading Susie, slunk away with the dog into the next house.

However, before entering the room, she seemed unable to control her temper, gritting her teeth and growling fiercely at the tightly closed door next door:

"That's racist! What do you mean, people living together, or other species living together?"

"I am an elf, not a dog!"

"Woof!" (What did the dog do to you?)

Susie objected to this.

The crimson full moon arrived late, finally revealing its radiant beauty after nearly two months.

"Sigh, getting angry is bad for your health. What if you miscarry?"

Faced with the impotent rage of the fallen Mother Goddess, the boy could only offer gentle words of comfort, attempting to temper the willful temper of this pillar of support.

As soon as he finished speaking, the full moon in the night sky seemed to turn even redder.

But Ron knew it wasn't his fault; the blame lay with the crazy adventurers who stayed up all night chasing money.

Even though it was late at night, Mr. Fool was still on the front lines fighting against the Outer Gods, which made Ron feel that the two slaps he received earlier that day seemed a bit inappropriate.

Alas, what can he do now that things have come to this?

All I can do is offer a heartfelt prayer a few hours later.

I'm just concerned about Mr. Fool!

He withdrew his gaze, no longer paying attention to the battle between the mid-sequence extraordinary individuals a few blocks away.

Sequence Six, Source Castle, Level 0 Sealed Artifact, plus the writhing hunger, and the Storm Church's scapegoats.

If he can't even win this, Ron thinks Klein should just go to bed and stop embarrassing himself in public.

Withdrawing his hand, Mr. Ron pushed the soft fragrance in his arms to the other side of the double bed and let out a soft sigh.

At that moment, a gentle breeze seemed to swirl outside, and the moist, salty air blew into the third floor of the hotel.

Winchester Kyle had a dream.

In her dream, she was a hero who saved the village, and also a queen who ruled over the north and south continents, restoring the glory of the elves.

Queen Kael conquered the north and south, using her skillful singing to rise from a mere bowl to defeat powerful nations like Rune and Intis, bringing them under her protection. At the same time, she set her sights on the sea, conquering one unexplored sea after another.

In the end, this queen, who had fought her entire life, encountered her greatest enemy.

That's the despicable boy with golden hair and eyes, and a handsome and cute appearance!

"Hmph, submit to me, become my pet, and I might spare your life."

Queen Kyle said with a proud expression.

She looked at the boy with disdain, but for some reason, she inexplicably wanted to take him as her servant.

"don't want!"

And just as she had predicted, Ron in her dream proudly raised his head.

"Oh, no way?"

Winchester Kyle chuckled, then said arrogantly:

"Ron, little Ron, have you forgotten one thing? I am no longer the person I used to be. Even if your strength is close to that of an angel, you still cannot disobey my orders!"

"Come here and lick my toes like a dog!"

It's clear that Queen Kyle still harbors a deep grudge against dogs.

"Then, if I do as you say, will you let me go?"

The boy in the dream seemed to be afraid, and he pitifully revealed a weak posture, which made Winchester Kyle stare wide-eyed.

"I won't lay a hand on a well-behaved pet."

"However, we need to sign a few contracts before that..."

In her dream, Queen Kael was quite pleased with herself. She pulled out a stack of papers from inside her armor, on which were written densely packed contract clauses.

Dozens of contracts were scattered by the wind and laid out in front of the blond boy.

Ron looked down, and his face immediately twitched violently.

Those who sign the contract can only address Winchester Kyle as their master.

The luxury suite belonging to the signatory must be given to Winchester Kyle.

One hundred gold coins must be given to Winchester Kyle every day.

Winchester Kyle said that when signing a contract, the signatory must kneel.

As a pet contract holder, one cannot refuse any request made by Winchester Kyle.

……

At this moment, Queen Kyle said solemnly:

"We swear once again by my most revered deity!"

"What I believe in, you must also believe in!"

"He is the ruler of time and space, the ultimate point where all things return to oneness, and the all-knowing and all-seeing infinite wisdom!"

You're fucking devout, aren't you?!

Ron was so angry at the elf's stupidity that his lips twitched. Her one anchor was probably worth a thousand anchors.

Fine……

Next, under the watchful gaze of omniscient and all-seeing wisdom, Winchester Kyle and Ron Sothoth both signed their names on the contract.

The only difference was that Ron signed for "master," while the confused elf lady signed for "pet."

A gentle breeze blew, carrying away some of the golden dust and revealing the true form of the contract.

"From this moment on, you will no longer be my servant, but my pet!"

The blond boy flicked the contract, a cold smile playing on his lips.

The empress, clad in heavy armor, paled upon hearing these words. The chilling feeling jolted her awake from her drowsy dream.

"No, give me the contract..."

Instinctively realizing something was wrong, she tried to forcibly take away the contract and destroy it, however...

"Kneel down!"

thump!

Queen Kyle was kneeling on the ground, unable to mount any effective resistance.

This development beyond the realm of dreams, a scene that could even be described as a nightmare, shattered the surrounding scenery. At this moment, the elf girl fully regained consciousness.

"You're despicable, you're shameless! You tricked me into signing this contract! The God of Time and Space will punish you, you bastard!!!"

"Shut up!"

"..."

Moral character... we don't even know who originally established this contract...

The blond boy rolled his eyes, exhaled softly, and said loudly:

"Based on my observation, this is the last one in the world, although its bloodline is not that pure."

"The rarer something is, the more valuable it is. I'm probably the only one in the whole world who has such an idiot as a pet."

"Lady who secretly guided the dream and observed for so long, you don't want the last bloodline of the elven race to be chained up and walked around the streets like a dog, do you?"

(End of this chapter)