Mystery: My Encounters with the Celestial God

Chapter 480 I really spent the whole night chatting with a guy (4K)

Compared to the ethereal "online" consultations offered by deities, the most reassuring way is for angels to come in person.

However, Danitz had his own thoughts on this. He took a deep breath and his thoughts drifted into the distance.

If I could return to the Golden Dream and claim I'd seen an angel, those guys would be speechless with astonishment. They'd definitely look at me with worship, admiration, and the kind of respect you'd give a pirate king. Maybe even the captain would take a liking to me.

She might even let me into her room for a detailed discussion, and then discover my inner self and my brave and decisive character, in the end.

Hehehe. If the first child is a boy, we'll name him Blondo Dubois; if it's a girl, we'll call her...

As he pondered, the pirate, whose prize was worth 3000 pounds, suddenly relaxed, revealing a dazed expression. He kept scratching the back of his head with his right hand, chuckling foolishly.

Damn, the Primordial Moon is really weird. Could it have the ability to lower the intelligence of its enemies? Otherwise, Danitz wouldn't have turned out like this after being "disinfected" by the gray fog.

Klein pondered to himself, while silently moving closer to the window, preparing to escape if anything unexpected happened.

"He's fine. The Primal Moon wouldn't bother with someone so weak in both ability and emotion."

At that moment, Ron's voice came from the empty room.

Space seemed to be distorted, like the surface of a calm lake rippling with waves, and the blond-haired boy suddenly emerged from the void.

With a single sentence, he insulted both of the people in the lounge, turning one sycophant and the other a virgin who had been a virgin for two lifetimes into blushing humiliation.

Every time Klein saw Ron, he would have the illusion that three days apart felt like three days apart.

As for looking at the blond boy with new respect, well, he'd rather gouge his own eyes out.

Is it really appropriate for you to be so hurtful?

Danitz's silly grin suddenly froze, as if someone had struck a vital spot, and his whole body seemed to turn ashen.

"Really, you're very lucky."

The boy glanced at the dejected Danitz with a strange expression, thinking that this guy had a limitless future.

According to the information he had gathered in the past, when Danitz was chanting the name of the deity, the "Fallen Mother Goddess" was engaged in a fierce battle with him and the Old God, and had no time to pay attention to such a small insect.

In the mystical world, praying to the gods is a very particular practice.

To receive a response, one must attract the attention of the divine. Whether it is a blessing, pollution, or erosion, it is essentially a matter of using the light of prayer to locate and manipulate things.

If you simply recite the name of a deity, and the being that the name refers to doesn't want to pay attention to you, then you've really hit the jackpot.

I took part of the old pig's nest and she's still going crazy outside the barrier. This pirate, tainted by the Source Castle's aura, deliberately cut off contact before danger arrived. She really got incredibly lucky!

"What, am I wrong?"

"German, you're not getting any younger. I think it's time for you to settle down and start a family!"

Thoughts flashed through his mind. Ron put on the flowing sunglasses, crossed his arms, and acted like Klein's parent.

Upon hearing this, Gehrman Sparrow's face twitched as he was about to coldly inquire about the situation.

Familiar memories flooded his mind again, making him feel both heartbroken and helpless, wishing he could cover his face with his sleeve and find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

If Ron talks about other topics, the keyboard warriors on the internet will have a few words to say, but once it comes to the issue of finding a partner, even the most skilled keyboard warriors have to fall silent and admit defeat.

Hmph, as if you have it.

Klein muttered to himself, while maintaining his persona as Gehrman Sparrow, his expression remaining unchanged.

"Huh!? How did you guys know I have a wife?"

But at that moment, a voice that sounded like it had been planning this all along rang out in astonishment.

These words seemed to contain a strong sense of disbelief, and an even stronger sense of joy and boasting.

As soon as he finished speaking, Ron Sothos raised his head, his tail practically wagging in the air.

Who asked you that?!

You were rambling on for so long just to show off this, weren't you?

You went through all that trouble just to say this, didn't you?

Have you no shame? You've completely lost your sense of shame!

Gehrman Sparrow's forehead veins bulged, and he clenched his teeth, trying to appear calm.

This guy is infuriating; his actions are beyond what ordinary people could possibly conceive.

Seeing the boy raise his head in a smug and triumphant manner, and sensing Ron's delighted and boastful emotions, Klein Moretti was stunned.

Tsk, is this guy sharing something that recently pleased Him with me?

You could have just spoken to me properly...

"That's a good thing. With your appearance and abilities, it's not something that's hard to understand..."

"Oh, and don't forget to collect the £800,000 reward from the Governor's Palace. Ireland can't find you, so they have to come and urge me."

Klein offered a sincere blessing and wisely changed the subject, not wanting to delve deeper into the topic of finding a partner, lest he be ridiculed again.

Well, the most important thing is that I don't have any money to give as a gift... But the people who can be interested in Ron probably don't have very good taste. I really can't understand how someone with that big mouth can find a partner. What kind of person would be interested in Him?!

Is being good-looking really that important?!

Although he didn't want to talk about it in detail outwardly, Mr. Fool's gossip fire was burning fiercely in his heart.

He glanced coldly at Danitz, who was equally curious, and watched him leave dejectedly, closing the door behind him. Only then did Gehrman Sparrow manage a smile.

"Who is it?"

That smile quickly turned into a lewd one, as if he were keeping an eye on his brother.

"Hmph, you'd be terrified if I told you..."

Ron curled his lip, snorted disdainfully, then curled his lips into a smile as he looked at the single adventurer.

"What? You don't want to find one? I can introduce you to anyone, whether it's a rich person, a big shot from the mysterious world, or even a witch..."

"You have to try to fit in with this era; you can't always be out of place..."

"Besides, even that older single man, Dunn, has a girlfriend. You're a handsome young man, yet you don't. Aren't you ashamed?"

Captain, the captain was being pursued by someone, okay...

Hearing this, Klein was deeply moved and suddenly realized that although Ron was a bit inhuman, it was rare for him to remember him in a good way.

"No need. These things are a two-way street. I don't know anyone here..."

"Besides, I don't have the mind for that right now. I haven't solved the problem with the Heavenly Venerable Fusheng Xuanhuang yet. If I fail, wouldn't that be a waste of his time..."

It could even be dangerous...

At that moment, Zhou Mingrui suddenly remembered his first love who had failed to confess his feelings to him, and his whole demeanor became slumped, as if he were about to hold a cigarette between his fingers.

No, no, no, I think Amon can perfectly solve your problem...

Ron muttered to himself, then stopped trying to persuade Klein. He had figured it out; this guy preferred to be passive.

After finally ending that topic, the two chatted for a while longer, arguing and bickering over certain issues until dawn.

As the sunlight peeked through the dawn, seeing this scene, Ron pulled out a cigarette from somewhere, took a satisfying drag, and turned to Klein, who hadn't slept all night, saying:

"I'm leaving now."

After saying that, he pushed open the window and jumped out.

No, you should use the main entrance. Why are you sneaking around like this?

Also, why did you light a cigarette before you left?

Upon seeing this, Gehrman Sparrow immediately stretched out his palm as if to grab something, feeling increasingly awkward about what had just happened.

Did I get seduce?!

But he didn't give me any money!

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"Mr. Ron, does it take a whole night to find a male friend?"

Ron pushed open the door to the hotel room and saw the noble lady who had gotten up early and was studying psychology books with her golden retriever. Without even looking up, he asked a question that could cost him his life.

Ever since the boy went out that day to fool around with other winged people all night, Audrey decided that she must keep a close watch on this place.

But to her surprise, even though she had already taken a bold step and was even willing to act as a body pillow, Ron still managed to slip away under some pretext.

At that moment, Audrey Hall sniffed Ron's scent.

This is... the smell of smoke?

Did Mr. Ron really go out and chat with a male friend all night?!

This... this can't be... Could it be that I'm not as good as a man?

Audrey Hall's head exploded, and she fell into deep self-doubt.

A noblewoman who had always had a smooth life encountered her first setback.

Audrey lowered her eyelids and glanced at the rather heavy object. She puffed out her cheeks and looked at Ron with a somewhat aggrieved expression.

"Uh...yes, I just chatted with him all night..."

Seeing this, Ron became less and less confident as he spoke, realizing that the cigarette he lit seemed to have backfired.

Klein has ruined me!

If it were daytime, Audrey certainly wouldn't have reacted so strongly, but if it were nighttime, she'd rather go out and chat all night than share a room with a noble lady...

"Mr. Ron, do you hate me that much?"

Girls are generally more sensitive, even if she is a mid-level "psychologist".

Seeing this, the little fish sighed helplessly and immediately stepped forward to hug Audrey's somewhat reluctant slender waist.

"How could that be? I love Audrey the most!"

"Hmph, don't give me that crap..."

The girl scoffed dismissively, mimicking Ron's usual manner.

Sigh... I really don't know what to say. Am I being too selfish and not wanting to share Mr. Ron with others?

But why share it with others...?

Audrey's thoughts were churning like boiling water; to be honest, her feelings for Ron were very complicated.

On the one hand, she admired Ron's character and essence, and on the other hand, she developed feelings for the boy's handsome appearance. She was also very grateful for the boy's help, which made her not want to be too far away from Ron.

The physical distance is like this, and so is the distance between their hearts.

I don't even know what that man looks like, but he managed to keep Mr. Ron here all night just by chatting...

With a sigh, Audrey Hall awaited an explanation from the nobody.

"Audrey~"

The boy kissed the girl's cheek, then lightly touched her soft, pink lips.

Seeing the girl in his arms blush and change color, Ron explained gently:

"Last night, Mr. Fool had something to discuss with me, which is why it took so long..."

"I swear, if I've told even the slightest lie, I'll forgive it, I'll forgive it..."

Who will punish me...?

Who can stop me? Who dares to stop me?

How lonely it is to be invincible.

Although Ron hadn't finished speaking, the content of his words still caught the attention of the noble lady.

"The Fool," the leader of the Tarot Society, is a profound, mysterious, and unfathomable ancient deity!

Unlike Ron's "lively" nature, this person seemed particularly "composed".

As a member of the Tarot Club and a subordinate of Mr. Fool, Audrey's expression suddenly turned strange.

"Mr. Ron, since it was Mr. Fool who sought you out for business, could you explain the smell of smoke on you?"

"I remember you don't smoke at all. Does Mr. Fool smoke?"

The girl's emerald green eyes suddenly sharpened, making the small fry feel a sense of foreboding.

"Uh, Mr. Fool does smoke, and the smog that fills the weekly tarot meetings is all secondhand smoke..."

"..."

"Mr. Ron!"

Hearing this, the noble lady almost laughed out of anger. She immediately broke free from Ron's embrace and stopped being passive.

Then, the blonde, blue-eyed Audrey reached out and grabbed the boy's ear, dragging him into the bedroom.

Today, we must teach that smooth-talking Mr. Ron a lesson!

Half an hour later...

"Hey, Susie, have you eaten?"

After having breakfast in the restaurant downstairs, Winchester Kyle, seeing that it was almost time, knocked on the door of the next room and entered.

When she saw that it was a golden retriever that opened the door for her, Miss Elf greeted it warmly.

"Woof woof woof!" (I've already eaten, thank you.)

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Simim Island.

Inside a primeval forest.

"Latisia, let me carry this for you; the road ahead is difficult."

"Latisia, are you thirsty? I have some sap from the gurus tree that I bought specially."

"Latissia..."

A woman with bluish-gray eyes showed obvious impatience.

These nagging words echoing in my ears were almost like the ramblings of a reclusive sage.

As a member of the "Morse Penitentiary", Laticia Dorella believed that her judgment could not be wrong.

While nagging isn't fatal, it's certainly annoying enough.

However, given the extreme danger of this expedition to explore the elven ruins, which would require the help of other extraordinary individuals, she managed to restrain herself and refrain from scolding them directly as she usually does.

"Gild, Mana, scout to both sides to make sure we haven't strayed off course, and also check for any dangers in the surrounding area!"

A woman with good looks, wearing fitted trousers and a leather jacket, instructed the two members of the team to conduct a routine check.

"Okay, I guarantee I'll complete the mission!"

Compared to the other adventurer's silent nod, Gild's expression was noticeably more excited. He straightened his back and answered loudly, as if he wanted to demonstrate his abilities to the lady beside him.

(End of this chapter)