Mystery: My Encounters with the Celestial God

Chapter 483 Klein: I don't love women, I love money (6K)

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Is this okay?

At this moment, Audrey Hall's worldview was completely refreshed. She felt as if she had mastered some incredible knowledge. She looked suspiciously at Ron, whose face was stiff, as if she wanted to laugh but couldn't quite manage it.

"You are committing blasphemy!"

When his secret hobby was exposed, the nobody got angry and shouted loudly, quickly slapping a big label on him.

As an outstanding being in the entire world, the so-called laws of mysticism almost all revolve around Ron. Or, to put it another way, the deeper you study Ron, the deeper your understanding of mysticism in the entire world will be.

Take the great "Fool" for example. At least he understands that the gods are invincible. Even if he is driven half to death by a little kid, he will only clench his fists tightly.

Of course, if you know Ron's character well enough, then congratulations, the Great Being will be with you.

In various ways

"Really? But Mr. Ron, you don't seem like a god at all~"

She stretched out her fair hands and gently pinched Mr. Cute's cheek. The noble lady's blue eyes held a hint of teasing as she looked at Ron, who was about the same height as her, with a playful gaze.

"Only imposters need to act like gods."

Whether I am a god or not is not for others to decide, but for myself. I can reveal myself if I want to, and I can hide myself if I want to, and no one can find me!

The blond boy muttered something meaningful, unintentionally insulting Mr. Fool.

He shrugged, seemingly unconcerned about these things.

Ron has countless incarnations, and besides art, he is also a philosopher. He is worshipped and revered by thousands of people, so why would he care about these idle gossips?

"Damn it, you bastards, that's the absolute difference between me and the two of you!"

The great omniscient and omniscient being uttered a retort in the small theater, displaying the demeanor of a philosophical master.

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Upon hearing this, the "Celestial Will" and the "Primordial Will" fell completely silent.

To be honest, they really lacked knowledge about Ron's past, only knowing that he seemed to enjoy incarnating in various civilizations to engage in philosophical discussions.

"Ha, what philosophy? All you do is sleep."

After a long pause, the old celestial being curled his lip and retorted.

"Yes, but I think Sothos must have made a very significant contribution to the field of art," the Primal Will chimed in at the opportune moment.

"How so?" the old celestial being asked, acting as a good straight man.

"Ha, because He would definitely strip naked and stand on the high platform, letting others look at the painting. That would suit His perverted fetish, and He wouldn't feel ashamed!"

"Pooh!"

"Pooh!"

Two spitting sounds came from the depths of his will at the same time, making Ron curse in anger.

That's how small fry are; if they can't handle the game, they'll cheat.

Within his body, Ron thoroughly toyed with the "Insightful One" and "Miracle Worker" traits that carried the two wills, until the angry curses in his mind grew increasingly intense. Only then did Ron finally give up and stop paying attention to his two mortal enemies.

Uh, do you mean that having power means you can do whatever you want?

Audrey tilted her head slightly, pursed her lips, and gave a brief summary of Ron's tactful way of expressing himself.

Since the gods are born this way, it's hard to say what kind of beings are behind those seven gods who look down on the entire real world.

However, we cannot rule out the possibility that Mr. Ron is simply unconventional...

Re-entering audience mode, Audrey pondered for a moment, then asked with an elegant yet polite smile:

"Mr. Ron, how much longer until we reach the Elven Ruins?"

"See, isn't that it?"

This time, the boy didn't use "almost there, almost there" to deal with it. Instead, he turned his head and pointed, and a mottled temple covered with weeds suddenly appeared deep in the forest.

A gentle breeze stirred, causing the leaves and weeds to sway. Through the rustling, Audrey could vaguely make out the stone walls covered in greenery inside the elven temple.

What kind of extraordinary ability is this?

How amazing! How incredible!

Just a moment ago, that area was just a dense forest!

The temple that appeared silently made Audrey's eyes light up, as if she were recalling the amazement she felt when she first entered the mysterious world and witnessed extraordinary abilities.

What I see before me is divine authority, far surpassing any of the extraordinary abilities I've witnessed before. We're not even on the same level...

The girl felt a mix of pride, smugness, and a touch of self-satisfaction towards Ron.

"Let's go, you can look around. There won't be any danger with me here..."

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Bayam.

The sky was dark, the waves were churning, and a strong wind was blowing seawater up from the sea and splashing it into the air.

A scene resembling an impending downpour.

The rebel headquarters is located in the primeval jungle.

"Karat, the great sea god is about to deliver another divine oracle!"

"Poseidon? Is the great Kavituwa finally about to awaken again?"

The rebel leader, Karat, stared straight ahead, his eyes slightly excited, but then dimming a little.

Sigh... I don't know if it's good or bad...

As part of the traditional beliefs of the Bayam indigenous people, this sea god does not seem to be very competent.

"Isn't this a good thing?"

"Yes, this is indeed a good thing. I must personally receive the new divine decree!"

"This could very well be our chance—a chance to reclaim the land we rightfully own!"

Wearing a crew neck shirt, a brown jacket, and wide-leg pants, Karat touched his bald head.

He walked quickly and soon arrived at the statue of "Sea God" Kavituwa, braving the wind and rain.

"The favored one of the sea and the spirit world, the protector of the Rothschild Islands, the ruler of the sea creatures, the ruler of tsunamis and storms, the great Kavituwa."

"Your faithful believers beseech your gaze, beseech you to awaken again, beseech to hear your voice..."

The rebel leader prayed as he sprinkled spiritually potent herbal oils onto the altar.

The illusory flames of spirituality burned continuously in the rain, unable to be extinguished for a long time.

Looking at the unresponsive statue in front of the altar, Karat's face darkened. Even in the pouring rain, he still felt parched and his flesh withered.

It was as if the water in his body was being drained by a mysterious force.

At this moment, the high priest, who was standing beside the statue of the sea god, saw this familiar scene and immediately sensed the god's dissatisfaction and desire.

"Karat, we need something more spiritual. We need living sacrifices; essential oils and herbs alone cannot please the gods!"

"Luckily, I was prepared, lest you offend the great Kavituwa!"

As he spoke, the high priest of the sea god led out a middle-aged man in his forties from behind him.

He had an ordinary appearance, but unlike the local residents of Bayam, his eyes held a deeper and more intense hatred for outsiders.

"Maining, I am heartbroken by what you have gone through, but we can only rely on the gods when facing those outsiders. Didn't you want to avenge your daughter and wife?"

"God will do it for you, and we will do it for you too!"

The wind suddenly intensified and howled past, whipping up heavy rain that poured down from the sky.

The bright red bloodstains and the lifeless body quickly became covered with cracks, eventually turning into a dried-up corpse.

Only then did the awakened sea god seem to be satisfied, emitting a dry and harsh sound from the statue.

"I want you to kill the fool who doesn't belong to this era, the mysterious ruler above the gray fog, the king of yellow and black who holds the reins of good fortune—He is in Bayam!!!"

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"There are four original Moon Believers in total: one Sequence Six, two Sequence Seven, and one Sequence Eight..."

These evil gods are really extravagant. When did Sequence Six become as common as cabbage?

"Mr. Hanged Man did a lot of work, so I think he deserves at least some credit..."

"Uh, five... a quarter, I guess!"

"And Danitz, thankfully he took that magical hypnotic item, otherwise we would have had to give up another share of gold pounds."

"This time, it came to a little over nine thousand pounds in total. Isn't that much more lucrative than being a private investigator?!"

Inside his hotel room, Klein was calculating his recent gains, completely unaware that the name "Fool" had already resounded throughout Bayam.

Klein couldn't help but recall that night with Ron, and a realization dawned on him.

Finding a partner is nowhere near as fun as counting money.

Based on the number of times he was rejected in his past life, Xiao Zhou felt that he was somewhat weak in this area and needed a strong older sister...

cough……

I just prefer someone more mature and stable!

"If I had Leonard's looks, and his shamelessness in plagiarizing other people's poetry and using it as my own, I might have found a girlfriend long ago..."

Klein got a headache just thinking about Leonard, and it got even worse when he thought about how Mrs. Daly knew he wasn't dead and whispered in Dunn's ear.

"And what about Benson and Melissa? I wonder if the church will take back the compensation money..."

No matter what, there are still people in this world who care about him.

Rising from his armchair, Klein paced back and forth in the room, beginning to ponder the search for the mermaid.

To be honest, he's now facing a real problem.

He didn't have a boat.

"The Golden Dream should be able to reach that illusory sea, but I don't know Captain Danitz or his crew..."

"Forget about Mr. Hanged Man's ship; he's surrounded by a bunch of hot-tempered old men from the Church of Storms, it's too inconvenient..."

"In this new era, is there no ship capable of carrying me, someone who doesn't belong to this era?"

Just then, a series of hurried footsteps came from outside the door. Gehrman Sparrow immediately stopped clicking his teeth and quickly became expressionless.

"Gelman, something terrible has happened!"

"German, Mr. Fool has been captured by the sea god Kavituwa!!!"

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What kind of nonsense is this?!

Klein froze for a moment, and even though he was trying his best to maintain the posture of Gehrman Sparrow, he couldn't help but feel a little confused.

Who is the sea god?

Why are you arresting me?

What did I do to offend Him?!

click-

Just as Klein was asking himself three questions, the bedroom door was violently pushed open, and Danitz rushed in, his sallow eyebrows furrowed into a deep frown.

"German..."

"Uh, have you heard? It's all over Bayam today that the rebels are going to arrest followers of 'The Fool'!"

"Catch one, and you'll get a thousand pounds!"

"And they're even claiming that Poseidon has already..."

Bullshit, why did I say this in front of this fanatic...?

Looking at the gaunt, angular-faced, cold-blooded, and aloof adventurer with his brown eyes, and recalling how this guy had taken down a Sequence 7 enemy with a single shot that night, Danitz shuddered violently and chuckled twice:

"Ah, ha, ha, ha, I think they're lying. They need to be taught a lesson, don't you think?"

"Why?"

Klein maintained his usual cold demeanor, uttering only four words and leaving the meaning to Danitz himself.

What? Why? Is this lunatic asking about the cause and effect of the matter? Bullshit, would it kill him to say a couple more words?

"Uh, I don't know the specifics, I only know that the news first came from within the resistance."

"Hey, don't go! Where are you going?"

Before Danitz could finish speaking, Gehrman Sparrow pulled a revolver from his waist and started walking out, startling the £3000 pirate who quickly tried to stop him.

"Settle accounts with them."

Bullshit, how could I not know you went to settle scores with them? You're really my dad!

"Calm down! The rebels aren't those cultists. On this island, they could choke us to death with a single spit from each of them!"

As soon as Danitz finished speaking his advice, he saw that Gehrman Sparrow, whose arm he had been holding, had actually stopped. Before he could even feel happy, he heard the madman say emotionlessly:

"I'm going to the restroom, and then I'll go find them to settle the score."

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Shaking off Danitz's arm, Klein politely put away his pistol and strode quickly toward the restroom.

While divination is not a panacea, it is certainly very effective.

Hmm, I remember I've never offended this sea god or the rebels, and the name of "The Fool" was only spread secretly by the secret order; it's impossible for it to be known by so many people all at once.

Could it be that someone is plotting against me, or rather, against Mr. Fool, behind all this?

He erected a spiritual wall, chanted an incantation, and took four steps backward, quickly arriving atop the Source Castle.

Regarding the incantation "Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun", he had consulted Ron about whether it might conceal any danger, but the answer he received was that there would be no danger if Ron was present.

The boundless gray fog seemed almost still in this mysterious space, and the familiar crimson stars and the enormous temple once again appeared before Mr. Fool's eyes.

"The current state of the sea god 'Kavituwa'".

He conjured parchment and a fountain pen, wrote down specific divination incantations, held the 0-21 cards in his hand, absorbed the Black Emperor card into his body, silently recited the divination incantations seven times, leaned back in the bronze high-backed chair, and entered a dream using meditation techniques.

The pitch-black world was shrouded in gray fog, and as time passed, Klein heard the constant rushing of the tide.

As the gray fog dissipated, the pitch-black world seemed to come alive, as if something was constantly stretching.

As the scene shifted from near to far, a colossal sea serpent came into Klein's view. He then realized that what he had just seen was only a part of the sea serpent's enormous body.

Is this Kavitua?

Just as Klein's doubts flashed through his mind, he saw Kavituwa's eyes reveal a man-eating madness and savagery, as if he had lost his mind and was smashing around the temple he had left behind.

The magnificent palace was about to collapse from the impact, and soon it was unrecognizable, almost a complete ruin.

Suddenly, the sea god seemed to sense something. It instinctively raised its head and looked upwards, opening its huge mouth and whipping up a current that crushed the surrounding palaces, corals, and gems into dust.

The scene in Klein's dream shook and was about to shatter, but it eventually stabilized and ignored the interference from the sea god.

That's it?

Is your sea god a first-level god or a second-level god?

Klein silently complained to himself before ending the dream divination.

"The reason for the madness of the sea god 'Kavituwa'."

In Klein's view, it was definitely not a coincidence that the sea god suddenly went crazy and came to find the Fool. Apart from the fact that he had chosen a righteous way to die, there must have been external factors influencing him.

Sure enough, the scene shifted, and he saw a familiar hand taking away an ancient book inside a temple of unknown age.

Behind the palm, he also saw a blonde, blue-eyed noblewoman, an elf with long ears, and a large golden dog.

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But before Klein could react, he saw Ron holding a book, raising his head and raising an eyebrow at him.

"Stop with the divination, this is a good thing, you should be thanking me!"

Suddenly, the scene shattered, and Klein awoke from his dream, sitting silently in the bronze high-backed chair for a long time.

"What the hell?!"

When there is danger, Ron is his greatest source of strength and his warmest haven; when there is no danger, Ron is the greatest danger.

That must be Miss "Justice." I've seen her at Ron's villa; she's also the biggest bicycle dealer, a wealthy person who has invested in the sales channels.

Tsk tsk tsk, he just turned 18 this year and he already made a move, what a scoundrel!

Recalling Ron's boasting that night, Klein twitched the corner of his mouth and glanced inexplicably at the seats of the other members of the Tarot Club.

Mr. Hanged Man is also single, he's almost thirty, Emlyn is also single and probably won't find a partner, Little Sun is still underage, Amon is an old virgin, Brother Aza has been single for thousands of years, Medici has completely changed gender, Rosell is irrelevant, he's not a relevant reference.

It's alright then, anyway, I'm not at the bottom.

After thinking for a while, Klein's mood suddenly improved.

No, it should be quite good!

After silently comforting himself for a while, Mr. Fool turned to think about what Ron had just said.

What do you mean by "this is a good thing"?

Could it be that He wants me to kill the out-of-form, crazed Kavituwa and take away its special abilities?

Based on the divination just now, its level most likely corresponds to a relatively powerful demigod, but not yet an angel, otherwise it would definitely be able to interfere with the divination.

Although this was a weakened monster given to him by Ron, Klein, with his current abilities, had no way to contend with it.

"Sigh, if this were in Backlund, I would have reported it immediately!"

report?

After muttering to himself for a while, a flash of inspiration struck the despicable diviner, whose mind was shrouded in gray fog.

Without further delay, he immediately enveloped himself with his spirituality, simulating the feeling of falling, and returned to the bathroom.

He pressed the flush button, and Gehrman Sparrow walked out of the bathroom expressionlessly. He glanced at Danitz, who was still in a daze, and said calmly and politely:

"Kavituwa is dying; he has gone out of control and gone mad."

what?

Hiss, that makes sense. Just by hearing their names, you can tell that "Sea God" and "Fool" are not on the same level at all. The former's name is something like "the favored one," while the latter's name is almost equivalent to that of a true god!

"Blazing Flame" Danitz was momentarily stunned, then suddenly realized what he had learned, as if he remembered the knowledge the captain had imparted to him during class.

So what? You mean nothing's wrong? Why are you saying all this?

"So, I need you to write this sentence on a piece of paper and stick it on the door of the Bayam Storm Church."

A slight smile appeared on Gehrman Sparrow's lips, which made Danitz's heart sink.

"Hey, I'm a pirate! Provoking me like this in Bayam will raise my bounty!"

Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Gehrman Sparrow's smile became even more refined, his entire demeanor turning even colder. He then casually echoed Ron's earlier words, saying:

"That's a good thing, you should be thanking me!"

shit!

Ron had no idea what Klein would do.

He refused to believe that a despicable fortune teller couldn't find a despicable way to deal with a sea serpent that had gone mad.

"You want me to use this lousy book to rescue you? You've broken down your characteristics into several parts, so am I supposed to find them one by one and piece them back together?"

He flipped through the pages of the Book of Calamities with his fingers, ignoring the eerie pollution and painful groans emanating from it, his tone completely flat.

"No, this part is the main body. You just need to help me stabilize the state, and the rest will automatically aggregate."

From the book came the weak breathing of the "Queen of Calamity," who seemed to have been tormented by Ron.

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As soon as Gohchinam said that, Ron immediately understood what was going on.

All elves have a cocky attitude, no matter how high their status or level; their skill in freeloading is practically their specialty.

To help Gohchinam stabilize his form, we need an anchor.

Ron's anchors are numerous and large; if one were to borrow them, one would have to attach the titles of follower, subordinate, or angel.

Look at this, she's even more shameless than Winchester. At least she sold her ancestral property for protection, but Gohchinam actually wants to sell his body to get into the system. He's dreaming.

"Alright."

Ron glanced furtively at the noble lady a hundred meters away, hesitated for a moment, and then reluctantly agreed to the Elf Queen's request.

I didn't mean anything by it; it's just that Mr. Ron is a kind-hearted man!

"Thank you for your help, and I must keep my promise."

"The Elven Royal Court is located in the reflection of the Sunia Sea. It is a secret realm built by the King himself. Only elves can find the entrance. Before the King's fall, any elf could freely enter and leave the Royal Court from any location in the Sunia Sea."

"However, after the king's fall, it can only be entered through a specific entrance, and so much time has passed."

"Get to the point!" Ron waved his hand impatiently.

"Go to Golden Spring on Sonia Island. There is a hidden passage at the bottom of the largest spring."

(End of this chapter)