Mystery: My Encounters with the Celestial God

Chapter 92 Mr. Fool Wants to Have Sex with You

"call"

Taking a deep breath, Klein quickly suppressed the uneasy thoughts in his mind.

Unlike the melodramatic TV dramas he watched in his previous life, Ron's gender was confirmed by his own eyes.

Even when Ron had just arrived at the security company and first followed him into the restroom, the little guy actually dared to challenge him to a size contest.

As for the result, the great Fool won decisively!

Suppressing his unfounded thoughts, Klein approached the blond boy, smoothed his hair, and then began to serve Ron like a humble servant.

"What you're doing is illegal!"

As Klein expected, just as he was halfway through washing, the blond boy uttered words that made his vision go black.

Without further hesitation, his bathing movements became much more violent, and before long, the blond boy, wrapped in towels, was kicked out of the bathroom.

"Hmph ╯^╰."

Ron gave a haughty hum, and out of consideration for Klein's service to him earlier, he did not unleash divine punishment.

He shook his long, golden hair, which was covered in water stains, and returned to his room.

But just as he took off his bathrobe and changed his clothes, there was a loud knocking on his door.

"Little Ron, I'm coming in~"

The same sound as it had rang in the blond boy's ears again a few tens of minutes earlier.

Before he could answer, the guest room door creaked open.

Klein Moretti squeezed through the crack in the door without the room owner's permission.

He held a plate of sweet cake covered in thick cream in his left hand, and a full glass of sweet iced tea in his right.

"Even if you try to entice me to agree, it won't work. According to Rune's laws, if you lay a hand on a minor, you'll still have to go to court."

Ron's words never disappointed, and once again, Klein's vision blurred and his heart sank.

Looking at this rather mysterious blond boy, Klein suddenly felt a little reluctant to confront him.

However, the red chimney house that was always faintly visible made him face reality and suppress the inexplicable thoughts in his heart.

In order to investigate the mastermind behind the coincidences, Klein not only performed divination above the gray fog, but he also spent a lot of money to hire private investigators to try to find all the houses with red chimneys in Tingen through manual means.

However, the divination by the gray fog was interfered with and could not obtain any information. The private detective's progress was too slow. By the time he found the location of the target, the person who created the coincidence would probably have already left.

These predicaments greatly troubled the great Fool, who was at a loss for what to do.

Just as things reached a stalemate, the clever night watchman suddenly remembered a line from an animated character from his past life.

Only magic can defeat magic!

Applying this to the current situation, it means that only mystery can defeat mystery!

He confirmed that Emperor Rosell had not plagiarized this statement.

Without a doubt, the Night Watcher, having exhausted all other options, remembered Ron and placed his hopes for breaking the coincidence on the blond boy.

Because above the gray fog, all divinations of Ron are like divinations of the red chimney—no information can be obtained.

It must be said that although Klein is a bit stingy, he has a good eye for things.

"Little Ron, children should be well-behaved and not misbehave. Did you act like this when you met Mr. Fool?"

This was what Klein meant by a showdown. He didn't want to reveal that he was the Fool. According to his thinking, he could have easily started a conversation with Ron as a follower of the Fool.

This kind of secret, known only to the two people, can greatly bring them closer together.

"you"

The blond boy was stunned when he heard this. He didn't expect this guy to be so sudden.

At this moment, he, along with the Celestial Venerable and the Primordial One within him, felt ashamed and embarrassed by the other's actions.

"Mr. Fool?"

Ron pretended to be confused, indicating that he didn't know what Klein was talking about.

"That's right, great Mr. Fool, stop pretending, Ron. Mr. Fool has already told me that you learned His name from me!"

Divination over the gray fog was also a way of telling Klein to suppress the shame of his boasting and silently comfort himself.

"But...aren't you a believer in the goddess of night?"

However, he clearly underestimated the power of Ron's foul mouth. The blond youth once again delivered a soul-piercing blow, making the traitor in front of him feel utterly ashamed.

The atmosphere in the room became slightly awkward without him realizing it. Klein resisted the urge to turn around and leave, suppressed his extremely embarrassed feelings, and forced a smile.

"Little Ron, everyone has secrets and special qualities, like you, and like me."

"As long as they don't try to hurt others, there's no need to dig deeper."

He adopted Leonard's poetic tone, stiffly spouting a bunch of grand principles to Ron, and the meaning behind his words was quite clear.

He was implying to Ron, "I know you have something special about you, but I haven't pried into it, so you have to keep the same tacit understanding with me."

The blond boy nodded slightly, indicating that he understood. His eyes shifted to the thick cream cake and large glass of sweet iced tea in Mr. Fool's hand.

"So, something's up?"

"Haha, don't be so direct~"

Seeing that the conversation was finally on track, the scholarly gentleman breathed a sigh of relief. He then went to Ron's side, placed the cake and sweet iced tea on the guest room table, and looked at him expectantly.

The blond boy felt a little uncomfortable being stared at, shifted his body in his pajamas, and moved the high-backed chair he was sitting on.

"Just say what's on your mind. You're scaring me."

I'm afraid I might not be able to resist punching you to death.

Ron mentally added the unspoken second half of the sentence.

"Ahem, Ron, I have something I'd like to ask you. It concerns the safety of the entire Night Watch team, and it involves the captain and Leonard!"

Klein's expression changed from that of someone comforting a child to one of seriousness. He first emphasized the gravity of the situation before asking:

"Do you possess a powerful 'sealed artifact'?"

"Yes, that's right."

Seeing the blond boy's confident expression and affirmative answer, Klein's heart calmed down a little.

"and you."

"You mean coincidence, right?"

"You know that?!???"

Before the homeowner could express his confusion, the blond boy chimed in, saving him the time of wasting words.

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Next up is the main storyline of Tinggan. I can already picture Ron pulling Megalos aside and saying something like, "I want to be friends with your child!"

(End of this chapter)