Naruto: The Information Broker from the Uchiha Clan.

Chapter 247 Do you want a baby?

Early morning, Uchiha clan territory.

"Um……"

The little nine-tailed fox, lying on the ground, stretched and looked very comfortable.

These days are all about eating and drinking, followed by a good night's sleep. Isn't this more comfortable than the days of wandering before?

It's true that there are advantages to having a boss. Just look at the other half of the body; it can only stay in that little blond guy's belly button every day.

I smack my lips, and my mouth always feels a little off first thing in the morning.

Then, the Nine-Tails glanced at Shukaku, who was still sitting on the sofa with his eyes closed, and then went to his secret place with peace of mind.

Push open the cabinet, reveal the wooden floorboards...

???

The next moment, the little nine-tailed fox was stunned.

Where's the wine?

Where is all that good wine you've been hiding?

Damn it! That's Konoha's 30-year-old sake...

The next second, the Nine-Tails' angry gaze fell directly on Shukaku on the sofa.

Boss Yun doesn't drink, and it's even less likely that Izumi and Lady Hazuki would drink...

It can only be this silly raccoon!

"Whoosh!"

The Nine-Tails leaped up and immediately slammed down on Shukaku's head.

Shukaku, who was fast asleep, woke up abruptly, looking completely bewildered: "You stinky fox, what are you doing? Kids don't have to go to work today, why are you up so early?"

The little nine-tailed fox's eyes were filled with rage.

Why get up so early? Of course, to sneak a couple of bites!

But now...

"Bang."

With a swipe of its claws, the Nine-Tails pinned Shukaku down and gave it a sound beating.

Shukaku was no match for the Nine-Tails to begin with, but after obtaining half of the original owner's chakra, it became an absolute crushing defeat.

"You stinky fox, are you crazy?"

"Damn it! My face!"

"Don't you know the saying 'You shouldn't hit someone in the face'?"

"If you hit me again, I'll get angry!"

"Waaaaah... I was wrong."

"I admitted I was wrong, okay? Please stop hitting me..."

The little nine-tailed fox's claws stopped in mid-air: "Tell me! What did you do wrong?"

This startled Shukaku, who then cautiously replied, "Yesterday's fish balls... I secretly kept two skewers?"

"Bang!"

A slap landed on Shukaku's face, and the Nine-Tails became even angrier: "Still hiding fish balls? More! Keep going!"

Shukaku covered his face, dumbfounded. After hesitating for a moment, he said, "Last time when we divided the money... he... he also hid one thousand... two thousand... three thousand... no, ten thousand taels!"

"You bastard! How dare you hide my money?"

After another good beating, Shukaku was completely dumbfounded.

What exactly did that stinky fox discover?

I can't say any more, or my chakra will be scattered.

"That's all! That's really all... Please don't hit me..."

Begging for mercy, the little nine-tailed fox angrily demanded, "Did you steal and drink the four bottles of wine I hid?"

Shukaku was stunned.

Four bottles of wine? What's going on?

What, four bottles of wine?

At this moment, Uchiha Hazuki upstairs also got up because of the noise.

As soon as she pushed the door open, she sniffed the air.

They then followed the scent to the door of Uchiha Kumo's room.

……

An hour later, the person and the two tailed beasts were standing obediently in a neat row.

On the sofa, Uchiha Hazuki had a serious expression, while Uchiha Izumi covered her mouth and chuckled.

"Bang."

The coffee table was slammed, and the Nine-Tailed Fox and Shukaku, with their hands behind their backs, jumped in fright.

Uchiha Hazuki looked at the two children: "Tell me, who brought the sake back?"

"Smack."

The little nine-tailed fox slapped Shukaku on the back of the head with its paw, almost knocking it over.

"I told you not to bring alcohol home! Just have a drink outside, why bring it home?"

Shukaku was stunned for a moment, and was about to retort...

"Smack."

Then another large bag fell down.

Little Nine-Tailed Fox stood with her hands on her hips, looking utterly exasperated: "Don't you know there are two minors in the family? Even though Boss Yun is very strong, he's still underage! And Quan, what if a girl like her learns to drink?"

"I've told you so many times not to bring it back, but you wouldn't listen. This time, you actually secretly brought it back without my knowledge, and hid it in a secret compartment under the table!"

"Tell me! How long ago was this hidden compartment dug?"

After a series of punches, Shukaku was stunned.

who am I? where am I?

What were they just saying?

I hid the wine?

No!

Uchiha Hazuki looked at Yun and asked, "Remember the three forbidden ninja techniques?"

Yun nodded honestly: "I remember."

"Just remember that. Because ninjas often undertake dangerous missions, they need to be constantly vigilant."

Uchiha Hazuki sighed and said, "It's good that you remember these things. In any case, I hope you will know your limits when drinking in the future."

As soon as she finished speaking, she looked at the two tailed beasts.

Under their gaze, the Nine-Tailed Fox and Shukaku immediately stood up straight, their claws tucked behind their backs.

"According to the historical records, you two are both thousands of years old. Why can't you be a little more reliable?"

Little Nine-Tailed Fox smiled ingratiatingly and said, "That's all nonsense. Actually, I'm still a baby."

Upon seeing this, Shukaku quickly raised its claws, saying, "I'm a baby too."

"puff!"

Quan, who was sitting on the sofa watching the melon, couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of water.

"Cough cough cough..."

Patting his chest, Izumi looked at the two little ones and said, "Kyuubi-sama and Tanuki-sama, the two of you in your original forms are probably bigger than this house. I've never seen such... robust babies before."

These words made the two tailed beasts scratch their heads, looking embarrassed.

Uchiha Hazuki glared at Izumi, then said to them, "Starting today, both of you will hand over all your earnings, and you'll receive a thousand ryo in pocket money every day!"

"If you bring alcohol home again, your allowance will be canceled!"

囧×2

After ransacking the two tailed beasts' coffers and finishing up the drinking business early in the morning, Uchiha Hazuki went out to buy groceries.

Meanwhile, the two little Nine-Tails and Shukaku looked dejected, as if their souls had been drained.

"Boss Yun, you have to take responsibility!"

Yun looked embarrassed and said somewhat awkwardly, "I'll provide you with a daily allowance of one thousand taels."

These words made the little nine-tailed fox's eyes light up, and then she looked at Quan again: "I knew before that Quan was a beautiful, kind girl who enjoyed helping foxes."

As it spoke, the Nine-Tailed Fox patted Shukaku with its tail.

Shukaku understood perfectly, looking at Izumi with the same pitiful gaze: "I heard Kurama say that Izumi gives it pocket money. Such a beautiful and kind girl, so much better than those in Sunagakure! They... they only gave me sand to eat before... Waaaaah... π_π"

Yun, standing to the side, covered her forehead, thinking, "This is a bit too much!"

Eating sand?

Is it because of the blessing of the gods or because there is sand in Gaara's sealed place?

Besides, you didn't eat anything at all before you came to Konoha, okay?

On the other side, Izumi rubbed his shoulders, feeling goosebumps: "I'll also give you a thousand taels as a subsidy. That's all I have. I just became a Chunin."

Little Nine-Tails patted his chest and said, "I'm a Konoha ninja now, the kind with a ninja number! Pick two high-level missions, and Tanuki and I will help you. We won't take any money after we're done; you can just give us some pocket money."

"Bang."

The little nine-tailed fox, covering its head, looked at Yun and asked, "Why did you hit me?"

Yun replied, "You're just burying your heads in the sand. Be careful, or your mother will deduct a thousand taels from your accounts and then I and Quan won't be able to help you anymore."

Izumi shrugged: "I can't take on high-level missions right now, and even the Nine-Tails is just a ninja trainee, so he can't take on missions yet."

Seeing this, the Nine-Tails sighed, knowing that the guy from the Nara family was no good.

Next time I see him, I'll give him a good beating.

Shukaku remained lost in thought.

By this time, it had begun to realize what was happening.

Grandma's...

They've been made a scapegoat by that stinky fox!

But what if you can't beat them in a fight?

I will endure!

Shukaku, seething with anger, looked at Kurama and wanted to fire two practice shots at it.

……

Commercial street.

At that moment, Uchiha Mikoto was standing by the roadside with a worried expression. She only walked over when Uchiha Hazuki appeared.

"Yun, you drank yesterday too, didn't you?"

"Itachi drank it too?"

"He seems to have drunk a bit too much. He was rambling on and on all night. You know Itachi's personality; I've never seen him talk so much before."

"Are you feeling better now? Yun seems to have had a good time; hangovers can be really painful."

At this point, Mikoto Uchiha hesitated for a moment, but still leaned forward and whispered, "There were many things Itachi said last night that he couldn't say outright, including some dissatisfaction with the Hokage."

"Right now, the village generally agrees that the Fifth Hokage should succeed Yun. Given this situation, their drunken ramblings last night must not be overheard by anyone else."

Uchiha Hazuki frowned: "Thank you, Mikoto. I'll ask Yun when I get back; it shouldn't be a big problem."

Mikoto nodded: "Then that's settled. I've been waiting for you here because of this. Itachi hasn't woken up yet, I need to go back and take care of him."

After Mikoto Uchiha left, Hazuki rubbed her temples.

It seems the two little ones need to be properly managed, and Yun also needs to give him a warning.

……

Konoha, the Ninja Academy.

After the afternoon practical class, Naruto's cohort of students went home.

Naruto, Hinata, and Sasuke still can't go back; they need to go to the technical department, where Kabuto waits for them every day at this time.

However, it was clear that Erzhuzi was unhappy all day because he couldn't find Yun during his afternoon truancy.

Furthermore, Itachi got drunk yesterday, which has never happened before.

Hinata, would you like some fish balls?

"Thank you, Naruto-kun, but no need."

"Want some takoyaki, Hinata?"

"Would you like some three-colored meatballs?"

……

Passing by the shopping street, after Naruto's repeated questioning, Hinata finally asked for three skewers of three-colored dumplings.

Then the two of them completely forgot that Sasuke was behind them.

"Let's have one more skewer of Hinata."

"Naruto-kun, you can eat. I'm already full."

"How could that be? I heard from Choji that you participated in a competitive eating contest."

……

Hinata blushed.

Sasuke, standing behind the two, couldn't help but mutter "idiot."

The noise made Naruto turn around, and seeing Sasuke's displeased expression, he said, "When we bought them, I said three people should buy three skewers. Sasuke, where were you? I didn't see you just now."

Seeing Naruto hand him the Rasengan, Sasuke said speechlessly, "Where have I been? I just saw a couple being all lovey-dovey, completely forgetting about my friend. Where have I been?"

Naruto scratched his head awkwardly, looked at the three-colored dumplings in his hand, and said, "Sasuke, do you want some? If not, I'll give them to Hinata."

"Smack."

He reached out and snatched the dumplings, taking two bites in one go: "Who said I wouldn't eat them?"

……

Konoha Technical Department.

Kabuto brought the blood from Naruto and Sasuke into the laboratory and didn't come out for a long time.

"You do possess special powers within you, but these two powers change slightly every day."

Upon hearing this, Naruto asked urgently, "Did it succeed this time?"

Kabuto shook his head: "The power within you two is not simply in your blood; it comes from deeper within your bodies and even involves things like reincarnation."

"Given the current stabilizer, the probability of it perfectly integrating with Hinata is not high. Therefore, we cannot gamble on this success rate."

As he spoke, Dou glanced at the data in his hand and then smiled, "That's why I sometimes say the human body is amazing. When two special forces combine in the human body, it's possible to create a new force."

"In genetics, it's called bloodline limit. Your Uzumaki constitution, Sasuke's Sharingan, and Hinata's Byakugan are all examples of this power. This power appeared in the present day through inheritance thousands of years ago."

Heredity?

Naruto paused, then looked at Hinata and asked, "So, you mean Hinata and I should have a baby? How?"

Uh!

This problem stumped Kabuto. It wasn't that he didn't know how to give birth, but rather how he should explain this to Naruto.

However, Naruto didn't give up and continued to ask, "Would a kiss make it okay?"

"Thump."

At this moment, Hinata fainted.

Marry Naruto-kun?

Have a baby with Naruto?

A kiss?

Hinata's mind was in complete chaos at that moment.

This kind of thing...

And Naruto-kun's words...

"Hinata! Hinata!"

Hinata opened her eyes at the shouts, and Naruto asked with a worried look, "Are you alright, Hinata?"

Kabuto reached out and pulled Naruto back, saying, "In situations like this, it's best to stay away."

Naruto reluctantly took two steps back.

Hinata sat up, looked at Naruto, and said in a barely audible voice, "If it's Naruto-kun who kisses me... I'm willing."

He covered his forehead with his handkerchief.

So what topic did you just bring up?

Is this a marriage proposal scene?

Can't we just end this already?

……

In the end, Naruto, Hinata, and Sasuke were kicked out. If they didn't leave, Kabuto felt he might be killed by the Hokage's wife.

Walking along the road, I noticed that Hinata seemed a little down.

Naruto smiled, walked forward, turned around, and said, "Trust me, I will definitely protect you from now on. So please don't be disappointed if I can't."

Hinata nodded slightly: "Naruto-kun..."

Before he could finish speaking, there was a loud "bang".

Naruto bumped the back of his head on a telephone pole.

Sasuke, who was standing behind them and had just witnessed their public display of affection, laughed and said, "You should learn how to walk first."

……

(End of this chapter)