Starting with a list of Naruto episodes watched by Tobirama Senju

Chapter 224: A Brainstorming Idea About Xiao Nan

"What a pity."

Tobima's office.

Tobirama Senju also felt sorry about Konan's death.

If she were to learn how to use her multiplicative explosive tags, she would only need to summon a few explosive tags each time. As long as the explosions continued, the sheer number of explosive tags would be enough to wear down Obito and kill him.

Unfortunately, Konan doesn't know how to use Tobirama Senju's Multiplying Explosive Tags.

She couldn't do the same precise calculations and use the explosive tags as frugally as Orochimaru.

She can only choose to detonate a large number of detonators at once to increase her margin for error.

However, she was unaware that the ninja world possessed such a ridiculous technique as Izanagi, which rendered her plan a joke.

"Jiraiya, why don't you make Konan my disciple? It feels like a waste to let her continue to follow you as fate has it."

Jiraiya, who was standing next to Mito and trying to avoid Tsunade's advances, was completely dumbfounded when he heard this.

"No, Second Generation Lord, you can't do this!"

Ignoring everyone's surprised looks, Jiraiya immediately hugged Tobirama's leg and started crying, tears streaming down his face.

"If you're going to cry, then cry properly. Don't take the opportunity to wipe your snot on my pants!"

Tobirama disdainfully tossed Jiraiya away, telling him not to ruin his pants.

His pants are a brand name: Ban Ni Lu.

But he had to queue for three minutes to buy it.

"No, Second Hokage, you wouldn't happen to be after Minami's 'financial abilities,' would you?"

Having just wiped the snot off his pants, Tobirama heard Jiraiya say this and immediately turned to look at the light screen.

"What are you saying? I don't understand."

Seeing the Second Hokage feign ignorance, Jiraiya didn't back down. He gave the other party a thumbs up and said with a hint of sarcasm, "As expected of Tsunade's great-grandfather, you two are practically cut from the same mold."

"Ahem, actually, Tsunade is more like the older sister."

"Feed~"

Hashirama Senju, a bystander, immediately objected when his younger brother dragged him into the conversation, saying, "Why are you dragging me into your business with Jiraiya?"

Do you admit it? Tsunade is more like you.

"this."

"Tsunade became a gambling addict because of you."

"How can gambling be considered harmful?"

Remembering how Tsunade looked when he taught her to play cards and gamble as a child, Hashirama's voice grew softer and softer.

"But Tsunade's personality is nothing like Hashirama's."

"Sister-in-law, you..."

Tobirama looked at Mito in surprise, seemingly astonished by her words.

That's true. Usually when he talks to his older brother Hashirama, his sister-in-law Mito rarely interrupts.

Unexpectedly, this time, he was speechless after being silenced by his sister-in-law's words.

"yes."

Upon hearing this, Hashirama's eyes lit up. "If you say Tsunade is a gambler like me, I can tolerate that, but in terms of personality, she's nothing like me."

"Hmph, you're making it sound like I have a bad temper."

"Who knows? Maybe you're a closet pervert?"

"You're the one who's secretly passionate."

"You're a closet pervert."

"You're the one who's secretly passionate."

"It's you."

The Senju brothers were arguing, and Jiraiya couldn't get a word in edgewise.

And so, the matter concerning Xiao Nan was covered up by the well-coordinated Senju brothers.

Poor little Jiraiya, let us mourn for him.

Amitabha Buddha, Infinite Heavenly Venerable, Holy Mother Mary, Amen!

During the Fourth Shinobi World War, Nagato and Itachi were both resurrected using the Impure World Reincarnation technique.

[As a wild man whom Konan couldn't tame, Nagato didn't mention Konan at all when he met Naruto, while Itachi Uchiha asked a few questions about Sasuke.]

As for the joke about Xiao Nan having 600 billion explosive tags, this 600 billion is essentially a product of the author's exaggerated claim.

If we had to try and explain this absurd author's actions, we could actually bring Kakuzu into the mix.

We'll talk about this later.

[Next up is the much-anticipated segment showcasing their skills.]

Xiao Nan is meticulous and thorough in her planning; she never fights a battle unprepared.

However, her combat strength isn't outstanding because Naruto isn't a story focused on strategic battles. Otherwise, with Konan's strategic abilities, Hidan would be kneeling before her, and with the scale of her explosions, Deidara would be lying down and calling her "sister."

Even if Konan were to contract out the toilet-building project in the ninja village, or wholesale toilet paper, it would be more reasonable for her than for Hidan to drive a blood donation van.

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[The explosive tags were disguised as toilet paper, so convincing that even the Sharingan of the Uchiha clan couldn't see through them. The five great nations were instantly thrown into chaos by the explosion.]

[Then there's the economic power. Let alone the fact that even the worst explosive tags cost 300 taels each, if Konan were selling them for only 1 tael each, the entire ninja world's economy would collapse.]

[What need does Nagato have for tailed beasts? One hundred billion explosive tags from each of the five great ninja villages will show the ninja world what true art in explosion is.]

[Does being able to fight even matter when facing a truly wealthy woman like Xiao Nan?]

Ultimately, it depends on whether Nagato, as the leader, knows how to utilize Konan.

In conclusion, Xiao Nan's experience reflects one of the plights of war orphans: happiness that was once within reach becomes unattainable due to the consequences of war.

Until her very last moment, deep down, Konan still cherished the childhood memories she shared with Jiraiya, Yahiko, and Nagato. Everything was so close, yet she could never return to reality.

"Xiao Nan has contracted to run the toilets?"

"Wholesale toilet paper?"

"What is all this nonsense?"

Hearing UP A-Tian's wild ideas on the screen, everyone was both amused and exasperated.

"But upon closer reflection, it does seem to have some feasibility."

As soon as Minato Namikaze finished speaking, several people subconsciously touched their anus.

"That scene must have been very exciting."

How could it not be exciting?

What's the difference between this and dropping a bomb in the toilet?

Others use explosive tags to kill people, but you use them to blow up shit, huh?

"Sakumo, don't say anything more. Just thinking about it makes me feel a little horrified."

"Third Hokage, why don't you just stop thinking about it?"

"Easier said than done."

The Third Hokage didn't argue with Sakumo Hatake, simply muttered something, and that was the end of the topic.

"I'm actually quite curious to know if Konan really intends to sell these 600 billion explosive tags, will the ninja world's economy really collapse?"

"Orochimaru, don't think about such terrifying things."

"In no mood?"

Orochimaru looked at Jiraiya and continued with amusement, "Shall we continue discussing the matter of placing explosive tags in the toilet?"

"Let's discuss the economic issues first."

"Do you even understand economics before you're discussing this?"

Sasuke looked at Jiraiya and Orochimaru with disdain and continued, "Excuse my bluntness, but if we ninjas understood economics, we wouldn't let the daimyo be in charge of people's livelihood while we are in charge of fighting."

Sasuke makes a good point.

The ninjas learned everything at the ninja academy, but none of it was related to economics, people's livelihood, or development.

All they learned was how to fight.

Discussing the economy?

Let's figure out what 50,000 multiplied by 50,000 equals first, then we'll talk about it.

(End of this chapter)