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Chapter 241 Tsunade VS The Immortal Duo

"This road is blocked. You two are inhuman creatures. Go back to where you came from."

With her arms crossed, Tsunade stood imposingly opposite the immortal duo, blocking their way to Takigakure.

At the same time, she was also recalling the information about the Akatsuki members that the Third Hokage had given her.

Just thinking about the two people in front of her—one with five hearts and the other a believer in an evil god and immortal—made Tsunade exclaim that they were freaks.

As a member of the Senju family, a medical expert, and skilled in the Hundred Healings Technique, she is already quite "fleshy".

She thought that no one in the entire ninja world was more "fleshy" than her, except for her great-grandfather, but she never expected to find one like this in front of her.

Yes, she was referring to Hidan, not Kakuzu.

Kakuzu's five hearts are indeed strange, bordering on monstrous.

However, if you destroy all five of his hearts, Kakuzu will die.

Hidan is different.

According to the information provided by the Third Hokage, this guy could be considered no longer human.

How can someone survive having their head chopped off? Is this even human?

Even her great-grandfather, Hashirama Senju, wasn't this outrageous.

"Kakuzu-san, it's rare to find such a high-quality offering. Please give her to me."

"I don't care, all I need is her head."

Clearly, neither of them took Tsunade's words seriously.

Hidan was practically drooling as he looked at Tsunade not far away.

As he said, such high-quality offerings are very rare.

And what about Kakuzu?

All he needs to do is exchange his head for the bounty; it doesn't matter whether he does the deed or Hidan does it.

All he wants is money.

"Tch~ So it really doesn't make sense?"

Tsunade, who had expected this, was furious when the two rejected her proposal and didn't take her seriously.

"The people at the casino said I was a fat sheep. You guys really think I'm a fat sheep?"

With a roar, Tsunade gave the immortal duo no time to prepare and immediately charged forward.

"Hidan, it's up to you."

Seeing Tsunade rushing over, Kakuzu immediately jumped a big step to the side, leaving the space to Hidan.

"Don't worry, Kakuzu-san, I'll take care of her soon."

Hidan stood there, laughing arrogantly, and didn't even bother to dodge Tsunade's attacks.

"Foolish woman, let me show you what immortality is."

"Yeah?"

Hearing Hidan's arrogant words, Tsunade smiled slightly, her right hand, which was about to strike, transformed from a fist into a palm, and chakra suddenly appeared and condensed in her palm.

It is the chakra scalpel.

"Whoosh~"

With a single chakra scalpel strike, Tsunade decapitated Hidan.

Before Hidan's head even hit the ground, Tsunade kicked his head away into the distance with another powerful kick.

Silent had been waiting there for a long time.

Hidan: "That wretched woman, I'll be back!"

"Um?"

Kakuzu frowned as he watched Hidan being defeated by Tsunade in a single exchange.

It's not surprising that Hidan had his head knocked off in one blow by Kakuzu.

Having partnered with Hidan for so long, Kakuzu naturally knew that Hidan had some particularly bad quirks.

For example, showing off one's immortality to the enemy during battle.

Because of this quirk, Hidan has had his head chopped off countless times in past operations, and each time he had to use his Earth Grudge Fear to sew it back together. Kakuzu was already used to it.

What puzzled him was that Tsunade seemed to know something about Hidan, because after cutting off Hidan's head, she kicked it into the distance.

Would a normal person kick someone away after decapitating them?

Tsunade isn't some kind of pervert with any special fetishes.

Rather than having a perverted hobby, it's more accurate to say he's trying to prevent himself from stitching Hidan up.

Thinking of this, Kakuzu's gaze towards Tsunade changed.

He had realized that this battle seemed to be going to be a bit difficult.

So, should we continue fighting, kill Tsunade to earn the bounty, and incidentally rescue Hidan?

Or should we abandon that idiot Hidan and run away?

For Kakuzu, it seems there's no need for a choice.

"Wouldn't it be a waste to give up a head worth at least fifty million taels of silver?"

Tsunade was unaware of Kakuzu's inner thoughts at that moment.

Logically speaking, if your partner is killed the moment you meet them, even if there's an element of carelessness involved, it's definitely not something to be underestimated.

Given Tsunade's formidable reputation, most normal people would be considering how to retreat at this point.

Adhering to this principle, Tsunade, whose hands were trembling slightly as she looked at Hidan's body covered in blood, forced herself to calm down and looked at Kakuzu.

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"I'm giving you one last chance."

"Either I die with you, you useless partner."

"If you're going to do something, then leave the Land of Waterfalls as soon as possible."

Kakuzu looked at Tsunade with some surprise.

Even though Tsunade tried her best to remain calm, Kakuzu still noticed something was amiss.

Thinking back to a few years ago, he had overheard from Zetsu that the famous Tsunade seemed to have hemophobia.

He even mocked Zetsu, saying how could a medical ninja possibly have such symptoms.

However, from Tsunade's slightly trembling hands and her forced self-suppression, Kakuzu realized that Zetsu's information was true.

"Hahaha, this is hilarious! One of the legendary Sannin, Tsunade, actually has hemophobia? I almost fell for it!"

Upon hearing this, Tsunade's pupils contracted instantly, her trembling intensified, and her gaze began to unfocus.

Seeing this, Kakuzu finally believed that the woman in front of him was indeed suffering from hemophobia.

"So, today is the day I, Kakuzu, am destined to make a fortune."

If Kakuzu only wanted Tsunade's head before, now he wants her whole body.

For a ninja as famous as him in the ninja world, the price of a complete corpse is much higher than that of a single head.

"Heh, decades ago, even your First Hokage of Konoha couldn't kill me, but now, I'm about to kill his granddaughter. How unpredictable life is."

Kakuzu slowly approached Tsunade and gently raised his right hand to grab her neck.

"Go down and give my regards to the First Hokage."

"I think you should go down and ask him yourself."

Kakuzu, who had been looking relaxed, suddenly realized something was wrong when he heard Tsunade say that, and immediately tried to back away.

It was simply too late.

In the blink of an eye, Tsunade delivered a powerful punch to Kakuzu, smashing the left side of his body in one blow.

"What's going on? You don't have hemophobia?"

The powerful force sent Kakuzu flying more than ten meters away, where he crashed into a large tree.

He looked at his left side, which had been completely destroyed by Tsunade.

At the same time, the earth-attribute heart placed in the upper left corner and the lightning-attribute heart placed in the lower left corner were also completely destroyed.

Kakuzu was somewhat unable to accept this result.

"I did have hemophobia, but I'm cured now."

After saying this, Tsunade lost interest in chatting and delivered a painful kick to Kakuzu.

This battle was originally planned to be about 10,000 words long.

With the help of Shizune and Ton-Ton, Tsunade disrupted Hidan's ritual by using methods such as erasure, overlay, and superposition, and then defeated the two of them.

But after I finished writing it, I felt something was off. It shouldn't have been so long-winded, given that Tsunade knew the information.

And that's it, done in one chapter.

(End of this chapter)