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Chapter 282 The New Generation of Gambling, Prostitution, and Drugs

[The arrogant Sasuke has run away from home; this is a big deal.]

At Naruto's request, Tsunade dispatched a group of top-tier genin to carry out the first mission to retrieve Sasuke.

As for why a genin was sent instead of a jonin...

It can only be said that after Orochimaru and Sunagakure's actions, Konoha's credibility and image suffered a major blow.

To compensate for this, Tsunade had no choice but to dispatch a large number of Jonin to carry out the missions, as only Jonin could guarantee the mission's success rate.

Therefore, Tsunade no longer has any extra Jonin available regarding Sasuke's situation.

[Auntie Orochi, you've committed countless evil deeds and are utterly wicked! (laughs)]

"No, on this...I'm the Fifth Hokage?"

Gang pointed to himself, then looked at himself on the screen, feeling utterly bewildered.

Since the deaths of Nawaki and Dan, and having witnessed the darkness hidden in the village, Tsunade has always shown great disgust for the position of Hokage.

Unexpectedly, she became the fifth Hokage of the village, contrary to her original destiny.

This is somewhat outrageous.

"You were originally our best choice, but I, the Second Hokage, insisted on taking the position."

Speaking of this, Jiraiya felt somewhat sad.

He was a great writer who traveled the ninja world, living a carefree and leisurely life, and he didn't want to be the Hokage.

Wasn't it because they were stopped by what the second generation said back then?

Tobirama Senju: Don't want to be Hokage? Fine, then become a rogue ninja.

The choice between Hokage and rogue ninja is obvious to everyone.

"I think you're doing a pretty good job as Hokage. The village is thriving under your leadership, and the mission completion rate has increased significantly compared to when the old man was in charge."

"Without external enemies surrounding it, the village will naturally prosper. With people like Minato resurrected, it would be strange if the mission completion rate didn't increase."

Jiraiya made a brief, sarcastic remark before continuing, "How about I step down after a while, and Tsunade becomes the Sixth Hokage?"

"don't want."

Tsunade refused without even thinking.

Jiraiya, still undeterred, continued, "Being Hokage is great. You decide everything, big or small, for the entire village. Don't you want to experience that feeling of holding the power of life and death?"

"I don't want to."

"Alright, let me put it another way. Once you become Hokage, you can do whatever you want with the village's funds. Just think about it, you'll control the entire village's finances, making you the richest person in Konoha."

"Can I use this money to gamble?"

"That's not possible."

"That's it. If you can't gamble with money, what use is it to me?"

"Waaaaah, Tsunade, please have pity on me. I don't want to be Hokage anymore. There are endless documents to review every day, and I have to manage everything, big and small. The pressure is too much. Look, I'm losing my hair."

Faced with Jiraiya's sudden crying, Tsunade's disgust was evident, and she refused again, saying, "I don't want to."

Seeing that Tsunade absolutely refused to accept the Hokage position, Jiraiya had no choice but to set his sights on Minato.

"Look at the water gate."

"No, no, it's not appropriate."

Minato quickly interrupted Jiraiya's explanation.

He is very satisfied with his current life. Apart from occasionally needing to leave the village to complete missions, he has plenty of time to spend with Kushina and Naruto.

"Shuomao."

"Jiraiya, are you out of your mind? You want someone like me who only knows how to kill people to be Hokage?"

"That's right, you're definitely not suitable."

After looking around, Jiraiya couldn't find anyone else who could immediately become the Sixth Hokage.

As for substitutes, at present, there are only Kakashi and Asuma.

In terms of strength, Kakashi is slightly stronger than Asuma.

However, Asuma's background is much stronger than Kakashi's.

His father was the Third Hokage, and he himself was the teacher of the Konoha Ino-Shika-Cho trio.

As Asuma's girlfriend, Kurenai can also help him, since her three students, Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame, are all children of their respective clan heads.

Given this background, Asuma could easily become Hokage if he improved his strength.

"Sigh~ It seems I'll have to stay in the Hokage position for a while longer."

[The genin Tsunade dispatched were incredibly strong: Hyuga Neji, Akimichi Choji, Inuzuka Kiba, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto.]

[Faced with these inheritors of family secret techniques who come with their own cheat codes, Sakura doesn't even have the right to participate in the battle.]

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Why are you guys the only ones with cheat codes? I, Ying-ge, refuse to accept this!

[Mission failed; Naruto was defeated by Sasuke in the water and then wrapped up like a mummy in a bondage play.]

Seeing Naruto's guilty expression, Sakura held back her tears and pretended to be strong, saying, "As a ninja, I won't cry anymore. Next time, please take me with you!"

Sasuke seeks refuge with Orochimaru to learn snake venom recipes.

Naruto, a student of Jiraiya, perfected the Sexy Jutsu.

At this point, Sakura finally found her own cheat code: she became Tsunade's apprentice and began training in the Hundred Healings Technique to maintain her youthful appearance.

[With this, a new generation of prostitution, gambling, and drugs is complete. How wonderful! How wonderful!]

"So when are you going to get rid of these nasty habits? I never want to hear those labels of prostitution, gambling, and drugs again."

The Third Hokage last heard this saying when Danzo was resurrected using Edo Tensei, and Danzo mocked him.

They mocked him for not knowing how to teach apprentices, saying he had produced three such worthless students.

He felt incredibly embarrassed to hear the light screen say that again.

"I'm a snake, so what if snakes have venom? I'm just asking, 'So what?'"

"As everyone knows, writing requires inspiration. The reason I often go to bathhouses is simply to gather material; I would never have any dirty thoughts."

Orochimaru is right, it's normal for snakes to be venomous.

Everyone agreed with what he said.

While the source material for Jiraiya's story is rather far-fetched, it seems forgivable considering that his novels often contain elements of eroticism.

But Tsunade here

"What's wrong with me inheriting my grandfather, the First Hokage's, gambling skills? This is a family tradition, and it can't be lost."

"Excuse me, Tsunade, how many generations has your Senju clan's gambling technique been passed down?"

Glancing sideways at Jiraiya who was speaking, Tsunade replied matter-of-factly, "Counting from my grandfather, it's been two generations so far."

"Hehe, whatever makes you happy."

The Third Hokage figured it out.

It's probably impossible to get them to change these bad habits.

Tsunade even brought up her family's heritage, what else could he say?

If it doesn't make sense, what if Tsunade goes to the First Hokage and complains that he's a bad old man who wants to cut off the Senju family's lineage?

He's just an old man whose looks have faded; he can't afford to be accused of such a crime.

The Third Hokage: What a terrible thing to do!

(End of this chapter)