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Chapter 356 Orochimaru: Don't they have reproductive isolation?

Facing a group of mortals, Kaguya used her Sleep Technique to put the soldiers to sleep. She then walked directly to the Emperor, who looked bewildered by what was happening, and explained that she was the person in charge of the Divine Tree.

Because Kaguya said so, the Emperor believed her.

[Thus, Kaguya, who fell from the sky, was naturally regarded as an celestial being, and the emperor even assigned her a servant named Aino. The whole process was quite farcical.]

In Tobirama's office, everyone was speechless at the sight of the adorable, clueless emperor.

One second he was shouting and threatening Kaguya, the next he was acknowledging her status as a Celestial Being. Yeah, that's pretty childish. He could have at least resisted a little before admitting it.

"Hehe, that was good. People were quite simple and honest back then."

"simple?"

Madara sneered and looked at Hashirama, replying, "I think it's his brain that's not working properly."

Hashirama shrugged and didn't argue with Madara.

He thought about it and realized that people back then seemed pretty good too.

If the ninja world today were like the people of that time, there would be far fewer conflicts.

That's why they say Madara is Hashirama's best buddy.

Madara could probably guess what Hashirama was thinking at that moment. "You don't actually think that people back then were doing things this way, do you?"

"Isn't it good?"

"Don't forget, they also have to fight, and people will die in wars."

"At least, their war wasn't as intense as ours, was it?"

"So you mean the reason the Shinobi World War was so intense was because of chakra?"

Madara looked at Hashirama with surprise, showing a newfound respect for him.

"That's not what I meant, but now that you mention it, it seems that chakra is indeed involved in the extremely fierce war that broke out on this continent."

"Even if chakra is involved, what can you do? Go find the Sage of Six Paths and beat him up? Or force the ninjas not to use ninjutsu?"

Hashirama shook his head and said, "That's not realistic."

"Ha, you know it's unrealistic."

Shaking his head, Madara continued, "Save your breath. Thinking about such profound questions isn't for you. You should think about how to arrange the marriage between Tobirama and Izuna."

Tobirama and Izuna: ? ? ?

Izuna: Brother, there seems to be something wrong with what you said, doesn't there?

Tobirama: Damn it, do you want to hear what you're saying, you bastard!

Ban: ㄟ(▔，▔)ㄏ

One day, the neighboring country of "That Country" came to the country of "Ancestor" to cause trouble. They fabricated a story that a piece of land in the country of "Ancestor" had belonged to "That Country" many years ago, attempting to force the country of "Ancestor" to cede this land. Their real intention was to threaten war if the land was not ceded.

The enemy's fighting strength is three times that of the ancestral nation, and the emperor of the ancestral nation is somewhat uneasy about their intimidation.

However, the emperor of the Ancestral Kingdom is merely a minor character; we don't need to speculate about his thoughts. Just leave him there and ignore him.

[At night, the emperor stripped a coat off Aino and ran to Kaguya, who was gazing at the stars, to offer her his affections, hoping to win back his beloved bird at this critical moment for the nation.]

That night, Kaguya grew up alongside him.

[Ha, an alien and a local is too ridiculous.]

Compared to the TV anime's plot, I still prefer the manga's storyline. Kaguya and the Emperor of the Land of Ancestors didn't do anything indecent, and her two sons had no relation to the Emperor of the Land of Ancestors; they were natural offspring.

"Ah Guang is right. If an alien and the people of this continent were to have sex, wouldn't they have reproductive barriers?"

In the third generation of the timeline, Orochimaru, as a biological research expert, naturally knew about the concept of biological isolation.

Aside from using some unconventional methods, babies will not be born between different species.

The two people on the screen are not only different species, they are not even from the same planet. How could they have given birth to the brothers Hamura and Hagoromo?

"To take it a step further, this emperor... hmm... could he pierce through Kaguya Otsutsuki's membrane?"

"Orochimaru, if you're going to make a comment, fine, but why are you tearing that membrane off?"

Seeing Tsunade's sudden anger, Orochimaru exclaimed with a start, "I forgot, you're still a virgin. Under normal circumstances, your hymen..."

Tsunade was already quite angry at Orochimaru for talking about "membrane," and when he kept babbling on and even said she was an old maid, the furious Tsunade couldn't hold back any longer and punched Orochimaru hard.

"Tsunade, Orochimaru, stop fooling around. If you break something, you'll have to pay to buy a new one."

Jiraiya covered his face with his hands.

On the surface, he seemed speechless about his two teammates.

In reality, he was afraid that others would see him looking happy.

As for why he was happy?

Well, all I can say is that those who know, know.

Because the emperor of the ancestral land had not responded to the cession of territory, when the other land launched its attack, the emperor was still enjoying himself at Kaguya's residence, indulging in romance with an alien and gazing at the stars together.

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The emperor only decided to go to war after his subordinates reported the situation.

[Because the people of that land had spies planted within the army of the Land of Ancestors, and coincidentally, the people of that land were filled with curiosity about Kaguya, the celestial being who had descended upon the Land of Ancestors, the troops of that land, based on intelligence provided by the spies, were the first to locate Kaguya's residence.]

Seeing that things were going wrong, Kaguya grabbed Aino's hand and they sprinted together.

However, Kaguya was already completely surrounded by the army of the Land of the Others. Left with no other option, she could only mercilessly crush this wave of enemies from that land.

The henchmen charged at Kaguya, but she used the pressure of her Byakugan to send two of them flying.

[UP: Holy crap~ You can use eye rolls like that? What did you inherit, J-Football player?]

"Wait a minute, I've always wondered why Kaguya's eyes look so much like Byakugan. So her eyes really are Byakugan? That means Hamura's eyes, which look like Byakugan, are also Byakugan?"

Upon learning that Kaguya's eyes were Byakugan, Tobirama's expression changed inexplicably.

"It's not surprising that Hamura inherited her mother's eyes, is it?"

Hashirama couldn't understand why Tobirama's expression had changed so drastically.

It's just that I inherited my parents' bloodline limit, there's no need to react so strongly.

"It is known that the ancestor of the Senju and Uchiha clans was Hagoromo, also known as the Sage of Six Paths. Could Hamura, who possesses the Byakugan, be the ancestor of the Hyuga clan?"

Upon hearing this, everyone present exchanged bewildered glances.

Following the Senju and Uchiha, the Hyuga may also join their circle of relatives.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have a terrible suspicion."

The thought of having another relative in the family sparked a rather outrageous idea in Izuna's little mind.

"What conjecture?"

"Do you think those named bloodline limits in the ninja world might also originate from Kaguya and her group?"

"Your guess is really terrifying."

If that's really the case, then all these families have been fighting each other for so many years, and in the end, they're all just relatives.

This is so incredibly embarrassing.

(End of this chapter)