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Chapter 362 The Art of Reversing the Harem
Chapter 362 Reverse Harem Techniques
"Yes, yes, everyone here knows that Jiraiya likes you the most, Tsunade. Even though he often peeks into the women's bathhouse and goes to brothels to chat with big-breasted girls, he really does like you the most."
Upon hearing this, Minato Namikaze, the Third Hokage, and others were trying to suppress their laughter, while Jiraiya and Tsunade remained somewhat silent.
After a long while, Jiraiya said with a grim expression, "Orochimaru, you fucking want me dead, don't you?"
Orochimaru didn't take it seriously and replied with a grin, "Just tell me if what I said is true or not."
How could it not be true?
It's a fact that Jiraiya likes Tsunade.
But what he did is also true.
There's no way to wash this off.
Of course, Jiraiya couldn't give a direct answer to this question, so he could only ask Tsunade with a weary expression, "How much money would it cost to settle this matter?"
Tsunade smiled coldly, opened her right hand, and extended five fingers.
"Five million taels? Fine, I'll sell everything I own to raise that much for you."
Tsunade: ? ? ?
No, I meant 500,000 taels.
Clearly, the two have a fundamental disagreement on this issue.
Jiraiya believed that Tsunade would be very bothered by his past actions, and in order to win her over, he could only try to please her by paying her money.
Tsunade was indeed very bothered by Jiraiya's lecherous behavior.
However, while she minded, she could still roughly understand Jiraiya's actions.
After all, Jiraiya had shown the potential to be a lecher since he was a child, and she never agreed to date him.
Under such circumstances, could she really stop Jiraiya from going to such a place?
She doesn't have that kind of status or position.
Therefore, Jiraiya wanted to eliminate the negative feelings these things had in her heart, and the price of 500,000 yen seemed reasonable to her.
I just didn't expect Jiraiya to be so generous, asking for five million taels right off the bat.
Then she would be impolite to refuse.
Black Zetsu possessed the two main characters, thus immobilizing them.
[Kaguya attempted to re-enter the Twin Emperors' bodies, while Black Zetsu absorbed their chakra. He then revealed that Kaguya was actually their direct ancestor, taking all the blame upon his own dark shoulders.]
[Naruto, who had been ignoring the warnings, suddenly erupted in anger, tearing Black Zetsu apart with his bare hands.]
Sasuke then unleashed Amaterasu on Kaguya, terrifying her.
As everyone knows, Amaterasu cannot kill humans, so it certainly cannot kill gods.
Therefore, Kaguya remained somewhat unmoved, completely rendering Amaterasu's black flames, which were touted as the strongest physical attack, utterly powerless.
Meanwhile, Naruto used Shadow Clone Jutsu to confuse Kaguya.
Kaguya, unable to discern Naruto's true form despite activating her Byakugan, was frowning in dismay when the Konoha brat Naruto unleashed a Reverse Harem Jutsu, spouting nonsense: "Sexy jutsu is most effective against the strongest enemy."
While Kaguya was captivated by a group of handsome men, Naruto punched her in the face and yelled, "This is the history of ninjas, you bastard!"
[Uh, I've never seen someone beat up an elder and then talk about pornography so seriously. All I can say is, Naruto-kun, you're something else!]
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silence.
When Naruto used the Harem Technique and achieved good results, everyone in the Third Hokage's timeline fell silent.
Even Kushina, who always doted on Naruto, couldn't say anything, her eyes twitching.
Finally, it was the oblivious Naruto who spoke up, breaking the silence.
"What's wrong with everyone? Are you all shocked by my harem strategy? Hahaha."
"That idiot."
Covering his forehead, Sasuke was utterly speechless.
He couldn't understand what was wrong with this world, why such a powerful enemy would fall for such an unorthodox trick.
"That Naruto."
Sakura wiped away the blood from her nose and said to Naruto in a serious tone, "Please make sure you don't use this kind of ninjutsu on me again. Even if you have to use it, it's best not to use it in front of me."
Sakura: Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to resist the temptation, you bastard!
"Ah? Since it's Sakura's request, then I'll try my best not to use sexy ninjutsu in the future."
Hearing Naruto's answer, Sakura secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
However, Jiraiya did not agree.
"Wait a minute, we shouldn't ban Naruto's Sexy Jutsu; instead, we should promote and develop this type of ninjutsu."
The Third Hokage took a drag of his cigarette, recalling how he himself had fallen victim to the same trick years ago. His expression turned slightly strange. "Jiraiya, are you sure you're not talking nonsense?"
"Of course not. On the contrary, I think we can learn this technique too."
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"After learning, you, Jiraiya, must feel the best, right?"
Upon hearing this, Jiraiya spat at Orochimaru without saying a word, "Damn Orochimaru, don't think of me as so filthy."
After saying that, Jiraiya glanced at Tsunade cautiously.
To his surprise, Tsunade's expression was very calm, showing no sign of anger.
Unbeknownst to him, Tsunade was still basking in the glow of those five million taels of silver.
For the sake of money, she naturally couldn't get angry at Jiraiya.
"What I mean is, since this trick can fool someone like Kaguya, then if an enemy that Kaguya is wary of appears in the future, we can try this trick too. What if the other party falls for it as well?"
Upon hearing this, everyone suddenly realized that Jiraiya's words did make some sense.
On the screen, Naruto punched Kaguya, who was still confused.
In reality, they might seize this opportunity to unleash their ultimate move and secure victory in one fell swoop.
"Whether you learn it or not, I'm going to learn it."
Jiraiya: Now that I've learned it, I won't have to go through all that trouble peeping into the women's bathhouse anymore. I'm the source of inspiration myself, it's perfect.
In the Third Hokage's timeline, Jiraiya is encouraging everyone to learn Naruto's Sexy Jutsu.
The situation is different in the second-generation timeline.
With figures like Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha existing, there was absolutely no need for them to learn such unreliable ninjutsu.
However, everyone still gave Naruto's actions a good review.
Especially Jiraiya, whose eyes were practically shining as he stared at the light screen.
"Jiraiya, you wouldn't happen to be interested in men too, would you? Ugh~ How disgusting. Stay away from me from now on."
Orochimaru chuckled and uttered words that enraged Jiraiya.
"Damn Orochimaru, I was just thinking, since this harem technique can turn people into men, there's no reason why it can't turn them into women, so I'm just hehehehe."
"Stop chuckling, look behind you."
What happened after that?
Jiraiya turned around and saw Tsunade standing behind him with a look of disdain.
"You lecherous Jiraiya, thinking such filthy things again! Die!"
With a thud, Jiraiya was once again smoothly sent flying into a corner.
(End of this chapter)
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