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Chapter 101 Failed to Quit Pornography [Bonus Chapter for 4000 Monthly Tickets]

After quickly washing up, Lu Xian pushed open the door.

Outside the door, Ning Rongrong stood obediently to one side, seemingly having been standing there for quite some time.

Lu Xian asked, puzzled, "What are you doing standing here so early? Like a doorman?"

"Maid..." Ning Rongrong bit her red lips, "Isn't this how it's always done? Standing outside the door waiting for the master to summon you at any time."

Ning Rongrong didn't know if the maids in the Lu family were like this, but the maids in the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School were like this. In the summer, they had to stand next to their masters and fan them with a fan. In the winter, they had to put their masters' feet on their chests and warm them with their body heat, not through clothes, but close to their chests.

This is the extravagant lifestyle of the great nobility.

Lu Xian has never experienced this kind of life, otherwise he might really be very interested.

"There's no such rule in the Lu family, and I don't need anyone to serve me. Do whatever you want, just remember to come back and stay properly tonight."

After saying a few words, Lu Xian quickly left, preparing to go to his usual spot to farm some abstract points, and then go to the Heaven Dou Royal Academy to find Little Cat to help her open her sea of ​​suffering. He guessed that the renovation and reconstruction at home had been too noisy these days, and Little Cat thought that he was still in seclusion outside and had stayed at the Heaven Dou Royal Academy and wouldn't come back.

Ning Rongrong stood there, staring blankly at Lu Xian's departing figure. Was this how the maids of the Lu family worked?

It seems pretty much the same as being at home, doesn't it?

Tian Dou City, the main street is bustling with people.

Yesterday's citywide massacre did not affect the normal lives of ordinary people. Now, they have all come out of their homes, gathered in small groups, and whispered among themselves, speculating about what exactly happened in the palace.

At the same old spot, Lu Xian sat under the parasol and, as usual, ordered a glass of orange juice.

Fourth Soul Skill: Flowers Bloom When They See You, Activate!

[You have created an abstract scene, rated as Super Abstract, and have earned 2000 Abstraction Points.]

[You have created an abstract scene, rated as Super Abstract, and gained Abstraction Points...]

The abstract value is steadily increasing...

"See? I told you that standing here, you could definitely experience the feeling of chrysanthemums blooming instantly! Based on my experience these past two days, this spot is the Chrysanthemum God's favorite place to visit!"

"Big brother, you're a genius! I never expected you to discover such a secret of the Chrysanthemum God!"

Across the street from the juice stand, two figures sat on a roadside chair, their faces showing obvious enjoyment as they conversed in hushed tones.

Upon hearing these two sentences, Lu Xian's face twitched involuntarily. Good heavens, you've already figured out how to use it, haven't you?

When he used his fourth soul skill, he always chose to release it on the target in the position of the chair on the opposite side of the road first, because that was the first place he saw, so he habitually chose the person in that position. He never expected that others would figure out his pattern.

There are still many geniuses in this world.

Lu Xian shook his head and sighed.

Chrysanthemum God has memorized your perverted faces. Don't even think about getting the pleasure of chrysanthemum-opening for free again!

[Lu Xian: @Ye Fan, haven't we arrived at the Bronze Immortal Palace yet?]

[Ye Fan: The little girl said that at my speed, it would take several more days to fly. I'm about to throw up from flying so much. I definitely need to learn a technique for spatial travel someday!]

[Lu Xian: You'll get one when you go to the Northern Region. There's a dog there that's quite knowledgeable about this, but the teleportation destination is often slightly off.]

Ye Fan: A dog? A real dog or a fake dog?

[Lu Xian: You're a real dog, the number one despicable dog under the command of the Great Emperor Wushi. Your cunning is on par with yours and the unscrupulous Taoist priests you've ever met. The three of you together form the strongest combination in the Big Dipper: black-hearted, despicable, and dog-like. In short, the Black-Virtue Dog Combination.]

Ye Fan: Damn it!

[Lu Xian: @Lu Xueqi, Milk Qi, are you about to break through to the Life Spring?]

[Lu Xueqi: I don't feel like I've made a breakthrough yet.]

[Ye Fan: @Xiao Yan, what about you?]

[Xiao Yan: No feeling +1.]

[Ye Fan: At the moment, it's hard to determine a winner, but Huo Huo's physique is trash, so his breakthrough will definitely be faster than Nai Qi's. Lu Gou, I'm definitely taking your transmigration talisman!]

[Lu Xian: Hehe!]

[Lu Xian: @Xiao Yan, you won't be able to break through for at least 10 days, right?]

[Xiao Yan: How is that possible? I had a feeling it would only last three or four days at most!]

[Lu Xian: It would be great if you couldn't break through in 10 days! (Smiling face)]

[Xiao Yan: Are you deaf or blind? Didn't I just say it would be three or four days at most! Three! Four! Days!]

[Lu Xian: You won't break through in less than 10 days! (Poop.jpg)]

[Xiao Yan: I suddenly remembered, yes, Brother Lu is right, I can't break through in less than 10 days, the Life Spring Realm is just too difficult to break through!]

[Lu Xian: You're a promising student. I'll give you five cards later.]

[Zhang Chulan: As expected of you! Thumbs up.jpg]

[Ye Fan: Not a buddy? So you're not even trying to hide it from people? At least say it face-to-face when you've traveled back in time! If you keep this up, I'll just renege!]

After learning about the Bronze Immortal Palace, Lu Xian closed the group chat, sipped his juice, and strolled leisurely towards the Heaven Dou Royal Academy. He could farm Abstract Points along the way; the Heaven Dou Royal Academy should be quite densely populated, so he wouldn't have trouble farming Abstract Points.

Once outside the city, the number of pedestrians on the road gradually decreased. Lu Xian rode the white rainbow and soared into the sky, quickly heading towards the Tian Dou Royal Academy. The Tian Dou Royal Academy was built on a small mountain outside Tian Dou City. Beside the mountain was a clear lake. With mountains and water, lush vegetation, and beautiful scenery, it was a delightful place.

The location was chosen very well.

The dazzling rainbow light flashed across the sky like a fleeting moment, and hovered above the mountaintop of the Heavenly Dou Royal Academy in just a few breaths.

Even though Lu Xian had tried his best to conceal his aura, he was still discovered by the people below immediately. Many students from the Heaven Dou Royal Academy looked up and paid their respects.

They couldn't see the figure in the white rainbow, but they knew it was definitely a powerful expert, a titled expert.

"I wonder which esteemed dignitary has graced my Heavenly Dou Royal Academy with their presence? I, Meng Shenji, have failed to greet you properly..."

Three figures dressed in black academic robes emerged from a building in the center of the academy, placing their hands on their chests and bowing slightly towards Lu Xian in the sky.

"I'm looking for a friend. This is none of your business, so don't bother me."

Lu Xian extended his divine sense, scanning the mountaintop. In the distance, he spotted a kitten perched on the windowsill of a three-story building, watching him. Their eyes met from afar, and he saw the kitten waving at him repeatedly, which made him smile slightly.

Lu Xian stepped through the air and disappeared from everyone's sight in a few flashes. The next second, he had already entered the house through the open window.

The room wasn't big, but it had everything you needed and was very clean. There was only one bed in the middle, so it seemed to be a single room. It looks like the kitten is doing quite well here.

The young couple were overjoyed to be reunited after so long.

Lu Xian opened his arms and pulled the figure into his embrace, teasingly saying, "Oh, our little kitten seems to have grown bigger since I last saw her. Come on, let your brother give you a check-up."

"Stop fooling around!" She blushed slightly and slapped away Lu Xian's hand that was reaching for her chest. "You've successfully broken through, haven't you?"

"Of course, I am now invincible in the Douluo Continent. Title Douluos are like ants in front of me, and I can crush them with a flick of my wrist," Lu Xian replied with a smug smile.

She blinked. Had her strength increased so much in just under twenty days?

The cultivation system in other worlds seems to allow for leaps in strength, while in Douluo Continent, one can only increase strength slowly, level by level, with each level providing only a limited boost.

"I also went to another world and brought back some spiritual herbs for you. That should be enough to help you break through the Sea of ​​Bitterness. Now I'll help you break through!"

To open the sea of ​​suffering, as long as one knows how to guide the flow of vital energy in the wheel of life and has sufficient cultivation resources, one can quickly succeed in opening it, unlike the Divine Bridge of the Spring of Life, which requires a certain amount of time to cultivate even with resources.

Lu Xian brought the kitten to the bathroom, filled the bathtub with some water, and then took out the two portions of herbal liquid that Yao Lao had improved, two large buckets in total, and poured them all into the bathtub, turning the water a vibrant green.

The medicinal liquid, with its slightly bitter aroma, quickly filled the small bathroom, while wisps of essence rose continuously above the bathtub.

"Take off your clothes and soak in the water. I'll help you guide the flow of vital energy..."

With Lu Xian personally instructing her, the little kitten's progress in opening the sea of ​​suffering went smoothly. In less than an hour, the sea of ​​suffering was successfully opened. Unfortunately, she was just an ordinary mortal, and the seawater was dark green. The sea of ​​suffering was lifeless and lifeless.

The medicinal properties of the improved herbal elixir have not yet been fully absorbed. The elixir in the bathtub is still green and radiates with wisps of essence. Presumably, after absorbing all the medicinal properties, the kitten should be able to take a big step forward in the Bitter Sea Realm.

Lu Xian closed the bathroom door and stayed in the room to protect him. Bored, he went to the window and looked down at the groups of people outside the dormitory.

This is the girls' dormitory. Below, those wearing the uniforms of the Heaven Dou Royal Academy are mostly young and energetic female Soul Masters. The sight of them gathered together is quite pleasing to the eye.

Many people noticed Lu Xian leaning against the window and flirted with this handsome young man of similar age. The female Soul Masters on the Love Continent were quite enthusiastic and open-minded. Lu Xian returned a smiling emoji to every flirtatious lady.

A flawless version after careful inspection!

Then, without making a sound, they started their dirty work.

[You have created an abstract scene, rated as Super Abstract, and have earned 2000 Abstraction Points.]

Heavenly Dou Royal Academy, welcome your gods!

Time flew by and night fell. The kitten was still soaking in the bathtub, but the vibrant green color in the tub had faded considerably. It was estimated that the seclusion would end in another hour or two.

During this time, Dugu Yan from the next room came over once in the evening and asked the kitten to go to the cafeteria for dinner, but Lu Xian sent her away.

[Qilin: In my world, it seems like some things are happening that science can't explain. Last night, when I was on duty, I encountered a college student fighting with a street thug. They even managed to punch a hole in the concrete with their heads. Ordinary people obviously couldn't do that. Could there be cultivators in my world too?]

[Qilin: But looking at their blank expressions, they themselves are clueless about these things, and it seems to have nothing to do with cultivators at all.]

[Lu Xian: Oh, it seems the storyline of your world is about to begin, Qi Lin.]

[Ye Fan: Huh? You've read Qi Lin's script too? Is there anyone in the group whose script you haven't read?]

[Lu Xian: I've seen them all. I'm quite experienced.]

[Qilin: What script?]

Ye Fan: It's better if you don't know, otherwise I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it.

[Qilin: I'm a police officer, what haven't I seen? I'm very receptive, okay? At most, I'll complain a little. Go ahead and say it.]

[Ye Fan: Okay then. Actually, your world is a novel or an anime world, and Brother Lu just happened to have read your script and knows the subsequent development of your world. Can you accept me saying that?]

Accept NM!

[Qilin: Are you kidding me?]

[Ye Fan: Shrugs.jpg]

[Zhang Chulan: A two-dimensional character? Hehehe!]

[Xiao Yan: @Zhang Chulan, you're just like Qi Lin.]

[Zhang Chulan: Wardfa?]

[Lu Xian: I have indeed read your script. Believe it or not, it's up to you. Qi Lin, in your world, there are indeed beings with extraordinary powers, but they are not cultivators. Instead, they are super soldiers carrying various super genes, leaning towards scientific aspects. They are different from cultivators.]

[Lu Xian: The two you met, one is a college student named Ge Xiaolun, who is a carrier of the Galaxy Force super gene, and the other is a petty thug named Liu Chuang, who is a carrier of the Nuoxing War God super gene.]

[Qilin: No, you can even remember their names?]

Qi Lin was truly shocked. Could it be that Lu Xian had actually read her script?

[Lu Xian: Believe it or not, it's up to you. Tomorrow, Ge Xiaolun will be taken away by the relevant departments of your world. Also, tomorrow night, an alien mech will descend on Airport Road in Feiliu District, slaughtering many people. Even the army will have difficulty suppressing it. You were on patrol and were urgently dispatched to cover the evacuation of ordinary people. As a result, you were shot through the chest by a laser weapon as soon as you got out of the car.]

[Qilin: Are you cursing me?]

[Lu Xian: I'm talking about the original plot! By the way, you're also a carrier of the super gene, a Shenhe sniper from the Shenhe civilization. An ordinary person with a large hole in their chest usually wouldn't survive, but your super gene gives you greater vitality, which is why you didn't die on the spot. After you recovered, you joined a special squad called the Super Soldier Company, composed entirely of super soldiers, to fight aliens, protect your homeland, and achieve the most glorious victories while wearing the worst equipment.]

[Zhang Chulan: National Hero? Is this a plot device from a sci-fi wish-fulfillment novel?]

[Lu Xian: More or less, if we exclude conspiracy theories, that's how it is.]

Qi Lin: ...

[Zhang Chulan: Godfather, what about me? Didn't you read my script? Tell me about me.]

[Lu Xian: You? Your world is incredibly weak, there's nothing to say. Go to Ye Hei's world, get a Dao Seed, cultivate the Dao Scripture diligently, and after breaking through to the Life Spring, you'll be practically invincible in your own world.]

[Lu Xian: If I had to say something, there's something quite interesting. Back at the Luotian Grand Ceremony at Longhu Mountain, after you got drunk, you took off your pants and showed everyone your little Kunkun (penis). After that, you got the famous nickname "Shameless, Walking Your Bird Under the Moon."]

[Zhang Chulan: Huh?]

Zhang Chulan was stunned. He then showed Kun Kun to everyone.

What's the difference between that and taking your pants off and pooping in the street?

Wouldn't I just die on the spot?

[Ye Fan: Oh? Little Zhang has this kind of hobby? (winking emoji)]

[Xiao Yan: Oh? Little Zhang has this kind of hobby? *winks and smiles*]

[Zhang Chulan: It must be fake! I would never do such a thing!]

[Lu Xian: He's no good at drinking. We'll find out when we get him drunk at a party.]

[Zhang Chulan: Wine and women have hurt me deeply. From this day forward, I will abstain from alcohol!]

Late at night.

The kitten finally absorbed all the life essence in the improved herbal elixir, and its sea of ​​suffering expanded from the size of a sesame seed when it was first opened to the size of a table tennis ball, making its physical strength many times stronger than before.

Her face was rosy and alluring, and her skin was as white and smooth as jade, as if it were glowing with a layer of shimmering light. Every move she made exuded an ethereal charm.

Covering the Sky Technique = Art Style Modifier!

The kitten looked at its reflection in the mirror with delight.

"She's getting more and more beautiful..." Lu Xian stood at the bathroom door, his heart itching with desire. He wanted to spar with her. Surely the Bitter Sea Realm was enough to fight him?

The next second, he took action, his aura filling the room and sealing it off, as he engaged the kitten in a fierce battle on the bed.

He activated his newly mastered invincible technique:

The Eight Trigrams – Sixty-Four Touches!

Day 1 of trying to abstain from pornography: Failed!

(End of this chapter)