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Chapter 132 Cry for Me [Please Subscribe]

[Lu Xian: @Ye Fan, where are you?]

[Ye Fan: Still in the middle of nowhere...]

[Lu Xian: I'm coming. I'll show you what the speed and excitement of a spaceship really means.]

[Xiao Yan: Can I experience it too? The journey to the Tagor Desert is quite long.]

[Zhang Chulan: If I had a spaceship, I could just put it there and all the sports cars would be nothing compared to it. I could drive it to Nankai University, and use it to do odd jobs, like delivering food. I'd be the first to get a delivery!]

[Xiao Yan: To be honest, my main job before I transmigrated was delivering food. I have experience with this. You'd better deliver right on time. Delivering early won't get you extra pay, and the system will shorten the delivery time for you next time. Delivering late will get you bad reviews. Delivering right on time will maximize your earnings!]

[Ye Fan: I suggest you leave the group and join the idiots!]

The eastern wilderness, above a vast grassland.

Ye Fan, who was riding the rainbow, suddenly stopped, turned around and landed. He finally didn't have to travel anymore and breathed a sigh of relief. At the same time, he was very curious about the rare spaceship he was about to see and wanted to broaden his horizons.

"I wonder if this spaceship can send me back to Earth."

After a while.

A teleportation portal appeared beside Ye Fan, and Lu Xian walked out of it, carrying his little girl who was crunching potato chips.

"Brother Lu, quickly show us your prized possession!"

Upon seeing Lu Xian, Ye Fan greeted him with a smile as radiant as a blooming chrysanthemum.

Lu Xian rolled his eyes, increasingly suspecting that Ye Hei might be gay. If it weren't for Xiao Yue Liang's intervention, he might have ended up with Pang Bo.

He summoned the Suppressing God Tower and spat out Tianji II, a dark silver spaceship that quietly rested on the grassland. Tianji II looked almost identical to Tianji I in appearance, and its internal structure was probably not much different either.

"Hiss~"

Ye Fan gasped, his eyes lighting up. No man dislikes a sports car, but this thing is far superior. He circled Tianji-2 in his Yuhong, touching and tapping here and there, quite pleased with himself. The shell felt quite sturdy, increasing the chances of returning to Earth.

Lu Xian ignored him and opened the backend terminal table on his own, starting to operate it. Practice makes perfect, and he is now quite proficient in using the backend terminal table.

"Tianji-2 connection successful."

A soft, cute, and adorable voice came from Tianji Intelligence.

"Click!"

The dark silver hatch opened quietly at that moment. Ye Fan flew back after circling around and followed Lu Xian to the hatch. They entered the interior of Tianji-2, looking around like a country bumpkin visiting the Grand View Garden. It was clear that he had never seen much of the world.

"Brother Lu, speaking of this spaceship, can it take me back to Earth?" Ye Fan couldn't help but ask.

"That's pretty close!"

Lu Xian walked ahead, pondered for a while, and then replied, "When navigating in space, without precise coordinates, there's a high probability of getting lost. Tianji-2 comes from another universe and hasn't recorded Earth's coordinates. Trying to find Earth using it is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Moreover, the distance between Beidou and Earth is too great. Tianji-2 doesn't have the ability to travel at the speed of light. Even if we knew Earth's coordinates, it's unrealistic to expect us to fly all the way back to Earth using it. It would probably take hundreds of years."

century?

A hundred years from now, I'll be a saint and an ancestor, and I still need this crappy spaceship to take me back?

The daylily buds are all cold!

Ye Fan's eyes dimmed slightly; it seemed he had placed too much hope in himself.

"However, I also have a more advanced Skyblade VII, which is the cutting-edge technology of the angels. Skyblade VII is equipped with the ability to jump through wormholes and fly at the speed of light, allowing it to traverse the starry sky at will."

Ye Fan asked in surprise, "So... you can still go back?"

Lu Xian turned around, a sly smile playing on his lips, and teased, "But what's the use of traveling at the speed of light if we don't have coordinates? It's still like looking for a needle in a haystack!"

"What the hell? What the hell are you talking about?"

Ye Fan was so anxious he wanted to curse.

"But I know where in BeiDou I can get Earth's coordinates..."

"Brother Lu, I knew you were the most reliable person in the world!"

You change your tune really fast!

Who did they learn all this from?

Lu Xian rolled his eyes, tossed a phone to Ye Fan, and said, "Alright, no amount of flattery will help. With your current strength, you can't go to that place. Focusing on your cultivation is what you should be doing right now."

So, we can't go back after all?

Are you kidding me?

Ye Fan thought to himself, then took the phone Lu Xian tossed to him and turned on the screen.

"The Great Love Immortal Alliance?"

Before they knew it, the two had reached the control area and each found a seat.

"Wow! You've got something good, Brother Lu. The app interface looks pretty decent, but it's still lacking in features!"

"Our primary goal right now is to promote the phone. We'll start by using its free features to expand the market. As for other features, I can add them later in the backend."

Ye Fan nodded to show he understood. "Do you have a complete plan? Tell me about it, and maybe I can help you fill in the gaps. Actually, I still think that in a place like Beidou where cultivation is the main focus, it's not so easy to deploy a technological product like mobile phones. There are too many factors to consider."

Lu Xian did not respond, but instead had Ye Fan point in the direction of the desolate ancient forbidden land. At this moment, Tianji-2 took off, its stealth and spacetime protection shield functions quietly activated, and it disappeared in an instant.

Even during high-speed flight, the interior of Tianji-2 remained quiet and stable.

"Ye Hei, you're the second-in-command. Now is not the time for you to dampen the enthusiasm for your own products. You should be thinking about how to solve the difficulties you're imagining. That's what you, as the second-in-command, need to consider!"

Lu Xian leaned back in the soft seat, crossed his legs, interlaced his fingers in front of him, and wore a faint smile on his face. Combined with the tone of his voice, he looked just like a heartless capitalist who exploited his employees.

"So you're still the big boss!"

Ye Fan rolled his eyes and said helplessly, "Unlike you, I don't have a god's-eye view and know the future trajectory, so I want to hear your plan first, help you fill in the gaps and improve it in advance. If there are any unreasonable parts, we can work together to find solutions."

"I see..."

Lu Xian nodded.

"In that case, let me explain my plan first."

"I've already told you about the Purple Mountain in the Northern Region. The Great Emperor Wushi's Wushi Bell is there. Once it's rung, countless young geniuses will flock here and eventually converge in the Divine City of the Northern Region. That's where I plan to open up the market!"

"Is there a problem here?"

"Yes!" Ye Fan frowned and said, "Brother Lu, you also mentioned those people. They are all young talents, and they are bound to be arrogant. We are just ordinary people with little influence. Even with the help of the Holy Maiden of Yao Guang, it will probably be difficult to easily expand the market. The main reason is that 1000 catties of source material for one mobile phone is indeed too expensive. I think we can lower the price and make it more affordable so that we can expand the market more widely."

"Yao Xi alone is naturally not enough, so I will find several more holy sons and daughters to endorse the product and increase its credibility."

"As for the price, one unit for 1000 jin (500 catties) of raw materials is not expensive at all!"

Lu Xian sat up slightly and explained slowly, "Those geniuses from holy lands and aristocratic families are all incredibly wealthy. 1000 jin of source energy is nothing to them. Don't assume everyone is like you, needing to fight to the death for a piece of impure source energy. Besides, mobile phones allow them to communicate instantly via text and video, even when they are thousands of miles apart. That single function alone is worth far more than 1000 jin of source energy to them!"

"So, Brother Lu, you mean to completely abandon the low-end market? And only do business with those Great Holy Land Dynasties or Ancient Aristocratic Families?"

"The low-end market?"

Lu Xian scoffed, "Those rogue cultivators don't even have enough resources for their own cultivation. Do you think they'd spend their resources to buy a phone? Even if I gave them 10 jin of resources for every phone, how many of them would actually buy it? We might as well just give up and focus on high-end brands!"

After pondering for a moment, Ye Fan nodded and continued with his second question: "Is the spaceship's signal strength strong enough?"

"It can cover at least one star system, and there is no problem covering the entire Big Dipper. As for whether it can break through the array pattern blockade in their home, I haven't tested it yet. But even if it can't break through, they still have to come out and walk in the world. They can't stay in the array pattern in their home forever, so it won't have much of an impact here," Lu Xian explained.

"In that case, I only have one last question left, Brother Lu. This is a very tricky one. If the market is successfully expanded, and some holy lands or aristocratic families become envious and want to monopolize this business, they might directly target you and me, or try to get us to cooperate with them to get a share of the profits. If we disagree, they might resort to underhanded tactics, appeals, or direct intervention to prevent other prodigies from buying from us. If something like this happens, Brother Lu, how do you think we should deal with it?"

Such a thing is bound to happen in time. Ye Fan still remembers being chased by the Jiang family because they discovered that he had a treasure. There are many shameless people among those powerful families and sects.

Ye Fan is simply raising the issue ahead of time.

However, Lu Xian remained unperturbed, shrugging indifferently.

"First of all, I'm not someone to be trifled with. Anyone who dares to cause trouble will be etched in my memory, forever branded with shame. I can do business in the legitimate world, and I might as well do business in the underworld!"

"Secondly, as I told you before, I plan to send the Tianji into the Ancient Forbidden Land. Since we're going to enter the Ancient Forbidden Land anyway, we naturally need to meet the Empress. If she's willing to help us, many problems can be easily solved!"

Ye Fan remained silent for a long while, then asked worriedly, "Would the Empress help us with such a thing?"

"Maybe, how would I know? Let's give it a try..."

Lu Xian shrugged. "Anyway, she definitely doesn't see us as enemies. But that's not enough. It's unlikely she'll help with these things unless you make some sacrifices. Here's what we'll do: I'll call her out later, and then you go and hug the little girl's leg, crying and begging for help, saying you have a younger sister to support..."

"etc!"

Ye Fan interrupted with a dark expression, "Are you fucking sure this will really work?"

Before the two finished their conversation, Tianji-2 had already approached the Desolate Ancient Forbidden Land. Under Lu Xian's control, it landed smoothly on a grassy area on the outskirts of the Desolate Ancient Forbidden Land.

What used to take Ye Fan a day or two to cover with his flying gears, the two of them arrived at their destination in less than ten minutes. The speed of Tianji-2 was truly astonishing.

Lu Xian carried Xiao Nannan and got off Tianji No. 2 with Ye Fan, then put Tianji No. 2 back into the Zhenshen Tower.

Beyond the desolate forbidden land, lush vegetation and towering ancient trees abound. Standing in their current position, they can vaguely see the outlines of several sacred mountains in the distance.

Lu Xian put the little girl down, took out a handful of Martial Soul Awakening Stones, and looked at Ye Fan with a serious expression: "Ye Hei, are you ready to cry? If you really can't cry, I can help you by kicking you in the crotch, and I guarantee you'll be in tears right away..."

"Are you serious?!" Ye Fan was a little dumbfounded. How did you come up with such a despicable idea?!

"If we don't play for real, where will we get the cultivation resources?"

As he spoke, Lu Xian stood on tiptoe, and Ye Fan's face turned a little green.

"Wait! Brother Lu, let me gather my thoughts and think about what I'm going to say..."

"Didn't I tell you? Focus on three key points: cling to someone's leg, plead poverty, and complain that you have a younger sister to support..."

"Are there any lines that are even slightly less embarrassing...?"

"No! I'm going to kick it..."

"No!" Ye Fan nervously covered his crotch.

"Little Nannan" looked up speechlessly at these two clowns, who were openly discussing putting on a show for her right at her doorstep.

I almost laughed out of anger at her.

She now seriously doubts whether Ye Fan, such a silly person, is really the reincarnation of her brother, as their personalities are so different.

"Do you think you're very smart?"

Little girl... to be precise, it was the Empress who spoke. Her voice was still that soft, crisp little girl's voice, but it had an added air of majesty.

Lu Xian and Ye Fan froze, and began to exchange glances.

What to do? What to do? — Ye Fan.

Go up there and cry! Go up there and cry! —Lu Xian

I have a bad feeling about this. — Ye Fan

If you cry a lot, she'll soften. The arrow is already on the bowstring, go for it! —Lu Xian

"Then I'll go!" — Ye Fan.

"Get them! Get them now!" — Lu Xian

The two exchanged a glance and understood each other perfectly. After a brief moment of contemplation, Ye Fan's eyes began to redden slightly.

"Great Emperor! I..." Ye Fan finally finished speaking and was about to go up and hug the little girl's leg to start crying when she kicked him and sent him tumbling over.

"Go inside!"

The Empress could no longer stand these two clowns, and her consciousness faded away once more. Little Nannan blinked blankly.

"See, I told you it would work!" Lu Xian gave Ye Fan a thumbs-up as he got up. "Well done!"

Ye Fan wiped the mud off his face, feeling quite excited. This really works!

The Empress has clearly agreed to help.

After Lu Xian finished speaking, he picked up the dazed little girl again, and took out two large bags of snacks and a box of pure milk from his system space, carrying them in his hands.

"Brother Lu, why are you bringing this up?"

"Shouldn't you bring a gift when visiting someone for the first time?"

Ye Fan's lips twitched upon hearing this. Dude, are you planning to send the Great Emperor here?

"Brother Lu, I think you forgot to buy a pig's trotter..."

(End of this chapter)