Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 14 This way of getting home is right next to the imperial court.

evening.

Lu Xian and the kitten passed through a small town and decided to stop there to rest and find a hotel to spend the night.

"The carriage is gone, only the horse is left, and the deposit is probably gone too..."

Lu Xian shook his head, and Bao Bao sighed. The 100 gold soul coins he had just received as a Soul Master subsidy were about to run out again. He realized that he seemed to spend money a little too quickly. If he didn't ask his friends in the group for help, he would have to live off the little kitten's money.

[Xiao Yan: @Lu Xian, a friend of mine is very interested in the products you provided, Brother Lu. Do you still have any in stock?]

[Lu Xian: Maybe...]

Lu Xian glanced at the remaining 15000 abstract values, unsure if he could extract them...

Xiao Yan sent Lu Xian a personalized red envelope.

[Xiao Yan: This is the storage ring we agreed upon. My friend got it for you. It's quite spacious inside, should be enough for daily use. Also, my friend asked me to give you his regards and say he looks forward to working with Brother Lu again.]

Lu Xian received an exclusive red envelope.

Lu Xian took out a silver storage ring from the red envelope and put it on his index finger. The size was just right, and it had about thirty cubic meters of storage space inside, which was pretty good. Lu Xian was quite satisfied.

He figured a box of useless Durex condoms could be traded for a storage item, which he considered a good deal.

[Lu Xian: @Xiao Yan, don't worry, I'll contact you immediately if I find anything good. I'm not in a position to handle these things myself, so I'm counting on your help.]

[Ye Fan: You guys are turning a chat group into a smuggling route!]

[Ye Fan: They're even going for long-term cooperation, they really know how to play the game!]

[Lu Xian: We Chinese people have always been quick-witted and adaptable to the times. These business acumen are a piece of cake for us, aren't they?]

[Lu Xian: @Ye Fan, how's it going on your end?]

In a desolate stone chamber in the Yan region.

Ye Fan looked at Elder Han, who was grinning hoarsely and showing off his spiritual herbs one by one, and his face turned ashen. He gritted his teeth, but in his heart he was overjoyed.

Ye Fan: I'm exhausted!

[Ye Fan: I encountered a small mishap. On the way to find my old friend, the old geezer ran into the Jiang family knights. The old geezer was almost killed by them, but luckily he only lost an arm and managed to escape with his old friend. Otherwise, I would have lost all my cultivation resources.]

[Ye Fan: This has really been a rollercoaster ride.]

[Ye Fan: Right now, that old geezer is smugly showing off all the spiritual herbs he's collected. I almost want to laugh, but I have to pretend to be angry and helpless. To be honest, it's a bit painful to hold it in.]

[Lu Xian: Tsk tsk, Elder Han went through so much trouble to finally have a chance to extend his lifespan, and then he had the bad luck to run into you, kid. If he knew what you were thinking, he'd probably die of anger on the spot.]

[Ye Fan: The nickname you gave me... I've thought about it for a bit, and I've come to some conclusions. In this kind of world, you really do have to be ruthless and cunning to live a comfortable life.]

[Lu Xian: Let me clarify, I didn't name it. Don't try to smear me, or I'll sue you for defamation!]

[Xiao Yan: It seems Brother Ye Hei has finally understood!]

[Ye Fan: I'm going to get proud of you praising me like that!]

[Lu Xueqi: That despicable sorcerer who captures living people to make medicine deserves to die of anger; there's no question of him being heartless!]

Little Naiqi is still as dignified and upright as ever.

[Lu Xian: @Ye Fan, I've compiled some information about your novel's plot today, and considering your current situation, I have a few thoughts.]

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, please speak!]

[Lu Xian: Right now, what you want to do most is actually go home, right? Cultivation can only come second?]

Ye Fan: Yes.

[Lu Xian: Since that's the case, let me analyze it for you.]

[Lu Xian: Since you want to go home, you have two options. The first is to find someone to help you get home, and the second is to cultivate yourself to a certain level and then go home on your own.]

[Lu Xian: Even if I help you plan various opportunities for this second path, you will still need to spend a considerable amount of time, perhaps more than ten years in the blink of an eye. Let's focus on the first path for now.]

[Lu Xian: Since you're asking for help, I now have two candidates. They can both easily send you back to your hometown.]

Ye Fan was overjoyed.

It would be good enough to find one person, but there are actually two candidates?

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, may I ask which two people are you?]

[Lu Xian: Speaking of the first point, the method I'm thinking of might be a bit explosive, and I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it. There are some things I'm not sure I should say...]

[Ye Fan: I said I shouldn't say it, but Brother Lu, you'll say it anyway, right?]

[Lu Xian: That's right.]

[Ye Fan: Please don't ask me next time...]

Ye Fan was speechless. He already had a general idea of ​​Brother Lu's character, which was somewhat cunning and ruthless.

[Lu Xian: Then I'll be blunt.]

[Lu Xian: Do you remember the peerless emperor I told you about before, the one who brought you to Beidou?]

Ye Fan: Of course!

[Lu Xian: Actually, all you have to do is move a large cauldron to the edge of the abyss in the Desolate Ancient Forbidden Land, and then crawl into the cauldron yourself...]

[Lu Xian: After that, let's bleed my limbs a little...]

[Lu Xian: Remember to shout it out loud again:]

[Lu Xian: I'm going to die, who will take care of my sister?!]

[Lu Xian: I'm just worried about my sister.]

[Lu Xian: Remember to shout these two lines over and over again; that peerless emperor will definitely break through his defenses.]

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[Lu Xian: Then, you will see the peerless emperor I told you about before, breaking free from the abyss, going from plotting for you and protecting you behind the scenes to personally stepping into the limelight, his figure peerless and elegant, ruling the world for you, fighting for you to the ends of the earth, searching high and low to send you home!]

Ye Fan: ...

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, are you asking me to deceive a peerless emperor? Or to deceive him by posing as that emperor's deceased brother?]

[Ye Fan: I feel like this isn't sending me home, it's sending me to the Western Paradise...]

[Xiao Yan: Absolutely awesome!]

[Xiao Yan: This method is very down-to-earth, and very down-to-earth!]

[Lu Xueqi: Isn't this method just rubbing salt into that Peerless Emperor's wounds? Is it really advisable?]

[Yan Ling Ji: I also think it's a terrible idea!]

[Lu Xian: That's why I said the method might be a bit explosive when implemented!]

[Lu Xian: However, this method is still worth a try. That Great Emperor would never kill Ye Hei. If you win the gamble against Ye Hei, you'll have a Great Emperor by your side at all times, personally protecting you. You won't lack any resources, and he'll even feed you people directly.]

[Ye Fan: What if I lose the bet?]

[Lu Xian: The plan does indeed have some risks. The greater the benefits, the greater the risks. It's gambling; there are wins and losses, isn't that reasonable?]

[Lu Xian: Even if you lose the bet, and the Peerless Emperor feels his intelligence has been insulted, at most he'll erase your memories and stuff his brother's memories into your head, but you definitely won't die.]

[Ye Fan: Am I still me? What's the difference between me and someone who's dead...?]

[Lu Xian: Although your consciousness has died, your soul and body will live on forever. On Qingming Festival, I will lead everyone in the group to burn more paper money for you.]

your sister!

You're so shameless!

Brother Lu, I think your terrible idea is even worse than that of the unscrupulous Taoist priest!

Ye Fan's face darkened as he muttered to himself.

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, I want to live a few more years. Why don't you suggest a second candidate?]

[Lu Xian: I see... That's such a pity. I was hoping to see a good show...]

You really do want to see a good show, don't you!

[Lu Xian: Why don't you reconsider? This method is indeed the fastest way for you to get home. You're not far from the Desolate Ancient Forbidden Land now. After killing Elder Han, you can head straight there and carry out this plan.]

[Lu Xian: If I win the bet, I can have anything I want!]

Ye Fan: Brother Lu, I really can't afford to gamble anymore, please let me go...

Seeing this, Lu Xian sighed, feeling somewhat regretful. If the scene he had envisioned could have happened, how wonderful that would have been!

[Lu Xian: Okay.]

[Lu Xian: However, the second candidate is not in the Eastern Wilderness, but in the Central State. His name is Gai Jiuyou. He was a peerless genius of the Central State nine thousand years ago, the Emperor Burial Star of the Big Dipper, the strongest human in the world, a true quasi-emperor. If it weren't for the fact that the Azure Emperor attained enlightenment before him, and the fact that the two were active in such close proximity, he would definitely have been able to prove himself as a Great Emperor.]

How come they're all such formidable figures!

Ye Fan's heart clenched. Couldn't they have given us something normal...?

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, are you sure someone as insignificant as me would even give a second glance? I'm afraid I wouldn't even get a chance to see him.]

[Lu Xian: So, to get this person's help, we'll need to plan carefully. It could take one or two years, or even five or six years.]

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, please teach me!]

[Lu Xian: Gai Jiuyou failed to attain enlightenment and suffered Dao injuries; his lifespan is also nearing its end. If you can change this situation, then all problems will naturally be solved. Having him take you home will be no problem at all, and besides, this old man is relatively easy to talk to.]

[Lu Xian: However, injuries to the Dao are not so easy to heal. Perhaps the "Zhe" Secret, one of the Nine Secrets, could be worth a try.]

(End of this chapter)