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Chapter 147? That's it? [Please subscribe]

Beat someone up?

Faced with the questioning looks from Qian Renxue and Xiao Yixian.

Lu Xian laughed, "You've all seen him, that brat named Ye Fan. Now that he's broken through his limits, he's itching for a fight and wants to challenge my position as number one in the chat group. I definitely can't tolerate that!"

"It's him!"

Little Fairy Doctor covered her mouth and chuckled, recalling the amusing incident from her first meeting with Lu Xian. Back then, Lu Xian was quite unserious, and together with Ye Fan, they helped Xiao Yan climb a tree to vent their anger...

Time flies, so much time has passed already.

Qian Renxue nodded: "Are you going to be back for dinner tonight?"

"I might not be able to make it back in time. Xian'er, why don't you stay here and chat with your master's wife? She's been holed up in her study all day, and it must be pretty boring."

"Okay, Master, go in peace. I will take good care of your wife!" Little Fairy Doctor winked playfully in response.

Lu Xian stumbled. "The way you're talking makes it sound like you're telling me to die so you can steal my woman."

Lu Xian glared at the grinning Little Fairy Doctor, waved his hand to open a teleportation portal, and just as he was about to enter, he seemed to remember something and suddenly turned back. "By the way, Xue'er, I have two dogs at home. Remember to arrange for someone to send them some food every now and then. They might have a big appetite; they can eat two pigs in one meal."

After saying that, Lu Xian disappeared into the teleportation portal.

"What kind of dog can eat so much?"

Qian Renxue was stunned.

"They are two large lions. Master likes to call them lion dogs. There's no rush. Master's wife, are you reviewing memorials? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Hmm... Xian'er, could you grind some ink for me?" Qian Renxue smiled, quite fond of this enthusiastic and sweet-talking girl. She guessed that Lu Xian had taken her on as his apprentice precisely because of this.

Qian Renxue was right about this. Back then, Xiao Yixian's cute voice almost made Lu Xian swoon. She was eloquent, loved to act cute, and was delicate and easy to push over. It was really hard not to like her!

However, there was one thing Qian Renxue hadn't anticipated.

The two of them are like this: "Master, Master" during the day, and "uh-huh" at night...

Little Fairy Doctor began to obediently grind ink.

"By the way, Master's wife, how did you and Master get together? An empress and a prince, how romantic! Can you tell Xian'er your story?"

Little Fairy Doctor blinked with curiosity, while Qian Renxue's face was warm, but her heart was trembling slightly. This story was not to be told!

"this……"

……

The world of Qin.

Why did Lu Xian and Ye Fan's duel take place in the Qin's World?

Very simple!

They were both quite curious about Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng, and wanted to meet him.

Meanwhile, Yan Lingji was on her way to meet Ying Zheng, so they arranged to meet here.

A duel is a duel, no matter where it takes. The most important thing is not to waste that teleportation talisman. After using it, it should at least be made to work its magic, right?

At this moment, Yan Lingji was riding on a fiery red cloud, holding the little girl's hand, soaring high in the sky. Amidst the clouds and mist, she was like a peerless fairy descended from the heavens, beautiful and enchanting.

After breaking through to the Life Spring Realm, Yan Lingji looked even more charming and alluring. Her eyes were a captivating crimson gold, lively and fiery, with a myriad of charms flowing through them, shimmering with mysterious light.

Her waterfall-like black hair cascaded down freely, and her fiery red dress made her look radiant and captivating. Her figure was light and graceful, and her clothes fluttered in the wind. With every gesture, there seemed to be faint flame patterns appearing and disappearing around her, as if she were an elf born from flames, exuding both agility and charm.

Beside her, a teleportation portal quietly opened, and Lu Xian stepped out, landing on crimson clouds as if standing amidst flames.

"Brother Lu!"

The little girl excitedly stretched out her arms and ran over, leaping into Lu Xian's arms. She had finally been trained into the way Lu Xian liked best.

Thinking back to how cautious she was when they first met, how she would easily be amused by Lu Xian's words and burst into tears, and then look at her now, calling him "Brother Lu" so affectionately and clingily, always jumping into his arms—it's just too adorable! If only the Empress were this cute all the time.

Lu Xian picked up the little girl, gave her a quick kiss on her chubby cheek, and asked with a smile, "Did you miss your big brother Lu, little girl?"

"Yes!" the little girl replied crisply.

How much do you want to?

"I think about it every day, before I go to sleep, after I wake up, when I'm hungry, and even when I'm peeing!"

There's no need to do that when you pee!

"Who is the best person in the world for Nannan?"

"It's Brother Lu!"

"Great! Brother Lu gave Nannan spicy strips as a reward today!"

Lu Xian took out a large bag of spicy chips and handed it to her with satisfaction. The little girl took it with bright, dark eyes. She had never eaten this before, and it looked delicious!

"You really know how to coax a child." Yan Lingji was a little jealous. She took good care of the little girl every day, but as soon as Lu Xian came, she didn't hesitate at all and went straight into Lu Xian's arms. What a heartless person!

After helping the little girl unpack the bag, Lu Xian smiled and looked at the Fire Girl, saying, "That's why you lack experience. Have a child yourself and take care of it more often, then you'll know how to soothe a child."

"Oh?"

The Fire-Stoker raised her eyebrows, smiled sweetly, her long, narrow phoenix eyes brimming with charm, and replied in a soft, alluring voice, "Does Your Majesty mean you wish to have a child with me?"

Upon hearing this, Lu Xian narrowed his eyes slightly, his gaze leisurely sweeping over the Fire Fairy, focusing particularly on her full breasts and her long, fair, and delicate legs.

"Tsk! I must say, Firestarter, your figure has gotten even better since you broke through to the Life Spring Realm, and you look even more alluring than before!"

"Your Majesty, you certainly have good taste! You've been staring at me here, but don't you want to come over and touch it, to see if it feels good?"

With one hand on her hip and the other gently placed in front of her chest, a small flame flickered at the tip of her index finger. She chuckled and puffed out her breasts. Her pink tongue lightly glided across her bright red lips. Every smile, every gesture, was... no, she was tempting people to commit crimes!

Hiss!

The Fire Fairy was already hard to resist when she was burning, but after embarking on the path of immortality, her every move exudes a charm that is even more irresistible, especially when no one is around and she's burning with passion right in front of you, constantly teasing you with her words...

Is a little girl not considered a person?

How could she know anything about burning or not burning?

This will make my nose bubble from the spiciness.

"Fire Fairy, why don't you show any interest in Ye Fan and the others? You're just constantly flirting with me all day long!"

Lu Xian teased, "What, have you really fallen in love with me?"

"Your Majesty, what are you saying?"

She gave Lu Xian a flirtatious glance, her bright red lips curving into an alluring smile. "Am I not one of your six palaces? Does Your Majesty perhaps wish for me to fall in love with someone else?"

Lu Xian watched the flickering flame at her fingertips, a slight sense of unease creeping into his heart; something seemed amiss…

"Your Majesty, are you afraid?"

Her ambiguous smile seemed to say: "Silk Dog, are you impotent?"

The bolder the Fire Fairy became, the more vigilant Lu Xian became. He always felt that something was amiss, that she was provoking him and that the Fire Fairy, a mere Life Spring, would definitely suffer the consequences.

I've already taught myself a lesson once before, so I won't forget it.

I've never seen her so bold when I spent the New Year with Zhang Chulan.

So what gives her confidence this time?

Lu Xian pondered, hesitated, and couldn't figure it out, so he dared not make any rash moves.

In fact.

If Lu Xian were to actually make a move on her, it would likely play right into Yan Lingji's hands. The chat group's screen recording function could be activated at any time, and she would then send the footage of Lu Xian's attempted assault to Lu Xueqi...

However, Lu Xian hadn't figured this out yet.

Why aren't they taking the bait?

Yan Lingji was somewhat surprised by Lu Xian's composure.

She changed her mind and decided to try a different approach.

"Your Majesty, is there someone you can't forget once you see them, someone you think about like crazy?" Yan Lingji asked seductively, her voice soft and alluring.

"Perhaps."

"Who could it be?" she asked, feigning confusion, tilting her head. "What kind of person is she, the one who could make the Great Dynasty yearn for her so much, unable to forget her?"

What a powerful enchantress! With just a few words, she has disturbed my peace of mind.

"I don't like gossiping about others behind their backs!" Lu Xian replied calmly with a smile, but his mind was becoming increasingly wary.

"Perhaps she cares a lot about the King's opinion and longs for the Great Dynasty?" Yan Lingji asked with a smile, her words carrying a hidden meaning, which made Lu Xian's eyes flicker.

"Is she beautiful?"

"beautiful!"

"And what about temperament and charm?"

"unique!"

"And his personality?"

"Not great, but very appealing to me."

"Then..." Yan Lingji drawled, looking at Lu Xian, throwing out her final bait: "Your Majesty, what do you think of her?"

"I love it, I really love it!" Lu Xian said, completely absorbed.

"Your Majesty, who is she?" Yan Lingji asked with expectant eyes.

"Of course it's Milky!" Lu Xian said righteously, "If it's not Milky, then who else could it be but you?"

Yan Lingji's expression stiffened. She silently closed the chat group screen recording and let out a soft hum.

Lu Xian sneered inwardly. He roughly understood where the Fire Fairy's confidence came from. The problem was actually quite simple if you looked at it from a different angle. The only one in the group who could control him was Milk Fairy!

As for the rest of the men, they could only get beaten up by themselves.

As for the woman?

Qi Lin's reputation isn't enough; only Nai Qi can give her the confidence to be the Firestarter.

Once you understand this point, you'll have pretty much figured out her little tricks; they're really just a few.

Lu Xian is an intelligent person, does he even know what it means to strategize and plan?

"Fire Princess, you'll pay the price for trying to trick me!"

"Heh!" Yan Lingji rolled her eyes dismissively. You think you have the guts to make a move?

"Tsk, it seems you have no idea what kind of person you've messed with. Sometimes, I don't have to touch or make contact with them to get what I want to do." Lu Xian grinned.

Yan Lingji was still pondering the meaning of Lu Xian's words when she suddenly felt a hard pinch on her leg. She was so startled she almost jumped up. There was no one around, and Lu Xian was some distance away. This…

illusion?

It's not an illusion!

Yan Lingji's expression changed slightly. At this moment, it seemed as if a pair of invisible hands were stroking and moving upwards from her ankles. However, she could not see anything with the naked eye, which gave her goosebumps.

This is truly bizarre!

How did Lu Xian manage to do that?

The sensation of being touched traveled all the way to the base of her thighs before finally disappearing, just as Yan Lingji's tense nerves began to relax.

Suddenly, something slapped her hard on her shapely buttocks.

"Snap—"

A crisp slap rang out, and Yan Lingji covered her buttocks, glaring at Lu Xian with shame and indignation.

Faced with Lu Xian's teasing and amused gaze, Yan Lingji knew she had lost again. She had realized what methods Lu Xian had used just now.

What a despicable fellow, he actually used divine sense!

Even if you try to record the screen now, you won't be able to record anything at all.

Lu Xian's divine sense could gather and disperse at will, and when it gathered, it almost condensed into a substance, which was a sign that it was about to transform into a primordial spirit!

Lu Xian raised an eyebrow at this moment: "Do you know where you went wrong?"

"I don't know!" Fire Fairy was still being stubborn, then she got another heavy slap on the butt from the divine sense. She was both ashamed and angry. What a lecherous man!

"Look at you, you're burning up with fever, but you won't even let me play with you!"

Lu Xian rolled his eyes and said, "Things don't happen more than three times. Fire Princess, this is the second time! I'll give Milk Qi face this time and let you off the hook. If there's a next time, even Milk Qi's face won't save you. I'll definitely strip you naked and take advantage of you in every way, eat you clean and take you home to warm my bed."

Yan Lingji glanced at Lu Xian, as if to say, "You haven't taken advantage of me before."

I'll beat you one of these days!

Above the crimson clouds.

Suddenly, another teleportation portal opened, and the next second, Ye Fan walked out of it.

After glancing at Firestarter and Little Girl, his gaze settled on Lu Xian, and a fierce fighting spirit instantly ignited in his eyes.

"Brother Lu, this battle was fairly agreed upon in the group chat. You won't cheat like last time and use those disgusting skills of yours, will you?"

Lu Xian smiled calmly: "No!"

"Alright!" Ye Fan laughed loudly, looking at Yan Lingji, "Fire Fairy, thank you for starting a live stream. Today, I will snatch Lu Gouqun's number one spot in front of everyone, defeat him fair and square, prove my strength as Emperor Ye, and prove that the Ancient Sacred Body is the strongest among those of the same level!"

[Yan Ling Ji started a group live stream]

[Xiao Yan: The second annual dog-eat-dog contest has begun! Come on, let's see who comes out on top! @All Members]

Xiao Yan entered the live stream room.

Lu Xueqi entered the live stream room.

【Qilin…】

"Alright, you can start now!" Yan Lingji picked up the little girl and took a dozen steps back.

"Go, Brother Lu!" The little girl, her nose bubbling with snot from the spiciness, held up the spicy snack and waved her fist, shouting loudly.

Ye Fan's face darkened. "Whose sister are you anyway?"

"The Cauldron of Mother Qi of All Things! Emerge!"

Ye Fan shouted, and a three-legged cauldron shimmering with dark golden light burst forth from his sea of ​​suffering, hovering in the air with astonishing pressure.

"Land Dog, are you ready?!"

Lu Xian raised his eyelids and glanced at the Myriad Things Mother Qi Cauldron: "Let's hurry up."

"furious!"

"Eat one of my pots first!"

Ye Fan confidently swung his hand forward. He had tested it before. The power of the Myriad Things Mother Qi Cauldron was unparalleled. It could easily blast a small mountain apart. If a cultivator was trapped inside the cauldron, he would be directly killed by the shock. This was even though his cultivation level was insufficient to unleash its full power. But even with only a portion of its power, he thought it would be enough!

At this moment, the Cauldron of the Mother Qi of All Things crashed into the air with a thunderous roar, pressing down on Lu Xian. Lu Xian remained calm and composed. Just as the Cauldron of the Mother Qi of All Things was about to reach him, the Tower of Suppressing Gods emerged from the Sea of ​​Bitterness, grew taller in the wind, and then swallowed the Cauldron of the Mother Qi of All Things into the tower's inner space.

Ye Fan: ?

Group members: ...

Lu Xian picked his nose. "That's it?"

Xiao Yan: ...

[Xiao Yan: I thought Ye Hei was going to put on a big show, but I never expected him to pull such a big one.]

[Xiao Yan: Damn it, I think I'm going bankrupt!]