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Chapter 161 I'll Make Your Place an Honor [Please Subscribe]

in the afternoon.

Lu Xian returned to Tian Dou City, which was bustling with activity as many people discussed the massive explosion in the starry sky.

They all talked at length, and all sorts of speculations flew around.

The instigator walked slowly past them, but no one paid any attention.

Lu Xian arrived at the usual spot and sat under the parasol. The owner didn't even need to ask for food; a glass of orange juice was brought out shortly afterward.

Having nothing better to do today, I'll just have some fun on the street.

The streets are full of people now, no, those aren't people, they're walking abstract values!

If not now, when?

[You have created an abstract scene, rated as super abstract, and have received the abstract...]

After scrolling for more than half an hour, the abstract value reached more than 70. Lu Xian yawned and opened the chat group out of boredom, only to find that the three most arrogant people in the group were spamming the chat.

[Xiao Yan: I successfully caught that old bastard Han Feng. He's too weak; he couldn't even withstand three of my punches. I'm terrifyingly strong now, slaughtering everyone in the Black Corner Region. Everyone who sees me has to respectfully offer me a cigarette.]

[Ye Fan: So you've successfully collected another type of strange fire?]

[Xiao Yan: Envious, aren't you? I'm just about to refine it. After I finish refining the Sea Heart Flame, I'll go to Canaan Academy and steal the Fallen Heart Flame too. Then my strength will increase a little more.]

[Ye Fan: Damn it, seeing my brothers getting stronger while I can't comprehend the secret of the "All" character is worse than death!]

[Zhang Chulan: Brother Huozi, playing with fire can easily lead to bedwetting!]

[Xiao Yan: If you keep babbling, believe me, while you're sleeping, I'll travel back in time, pee on your bed, and take a screenshot?]

[Zhang Chulan: You have some nerve!]

Lu Xian chuckled, just as he was about to join the group chat frenzy, when someone in the group contacted him first.

[Qilin: @Lu Xian, Immortal King, are you there?]

[Lu Xian: Not here.]

[Xiao Yan: The Immortal King isn't here, but Lu Gou is. Just make three "sucking" sounds, and he'll appear.]

[Lu Xian: Huo Huo, next time we meet, I suggest you don't eat too much, or I'm afraid I'll beat the shit out of you.]

[Lu Xian: Ice Cream, tell me your story.]

[Qilin: Hehe, it's like this, King Tianji sent me to ask you what style of Dark Silver weapon you want?]

Lu Xian thought for a moment.

Sharpness is the main characteristic of Dark Silver, so spears and swords are essential; as for other things…

"By the way, with my divine sense being so strong, manipulating objects with my divine sense shouldn't be a problem, right?"

What's the difference between not making use of your strengths and being unaware of your own wealth?

Lu Xian's eyes lit up, and he immediately started replying in the group.

[Lu Xian: A sword, a spear for stabbing in the butt, and about 100 of those Silverwing Throwing Knives like Keisha's.]

[Qilin: A gun that...stabs your butt?]

Qi Lin could understand swords and throwing knives, but what the hell was that spear that was used to stab someone in the butt?

[Lu Xian: Just tell He Xi that, and she'll understand.]

[Qilin: Okay... Your Majesty, I'll go reply to King Tianji, it'll be ready soon.]

[Xiao Yan: Cover your chrysanthemum and carefully back away.]

[Ye Fan: Cover your anus and carefully back away.]

[Zhang Chulan: What are you two doing, backing away? Don't you have any sense? Lift your butts up so my godfather can give you a good whack!]

[Xiao Yan: Zhang, you simp, I'm on the 8 AM broadcast!]

[Ye Fan: You don't need to fawn over such a cult.]

[Lu Xian: Little Zhang, come here, your godfather is going to give you something good, a generous little bag!]

[Zhang Chulan: Godfather, I was wrong. I thought it was what you liked.]

[Lu Xian: I like your mom!]

[Zhang Chulan: My mom isn't necessarily against it...]

Lu Xian: ...

[Xiao Yan: 6!]

[Qilin: @Lu Xian, message delivered. The Heavenly King said it's fine, and Queen Keisha has also agreed. The items will be ready and delivered to me within three days. I'll send you a red envelope then. They also asked me to pass on a message: the Heavenly Court of Merlo welcomes you to attend the coronation ceremony of the new king at any time. The message has been delivered. Now, please allow me a little shock.]

[Qilin: My God, Immortal King, what did you do? How did you suddenly become my boss? Did that joke in Tiancheng come true?]

An Su Yin Qilin was already surprised enough. That was something that was controlled and monopolized throughout the entire universe. Even within the angels, only king-level angels could use it. Yet Lu Xian wanted such a large quantity, and Queen Keisha was willing to agree...

And this isn't even the limit; what follows is even more explosive!

The coronation ceremony of the new king?

[Lu Xian: Actually, it wasn't anything special. I just wiped out all the gods in my realm, and incidentally showed He Xi my "fist" the size of a sandbag. She was so excited her face turned red, she was trembling with excitement.]

Qi Lin: ...

You can describe it, but I can no longer look my teacher in the eye.

[Ye Fan: Heavenly City coronation? Annihilation of the gods of the divine realm? What a load of information! Such an exciting event! Why didn't you call me to join in the fun?]

[Lu Xian: I didn't do much. I just fired a shot from a distance using the planet-destroying cannon. You wouldn't be of much help if you came over, and there's a higher chance of some getting away. The planet-destroying cannon is much more reliable.]

[Xiao Yan: Good heavens, they're even using a planet-destroying cannon! This Lu dog is king, and he's not satisfied with just his own world; he's starting to rule in another world!]

Xiao Yan suddenly felt that the strange fire he had just acquired wasn't so appealing anymore. Comparisons are odious; looking at himself, he hadn't even finished exploring his own world, let alone leaving the Black Corner Region...

[Zhang Chulan: Doesn't that mean there will be an angel legion after Godfather's coronation? Ugh~ Please, Godfather, grant me a position, let me work under you. I'll do anything, even serving tea and water!]

[Lu Xian: Shall I become a eunuch?]

[Zhang Chulan: Ahem... Is there anything else?]

[Lu Xian: Father-in-law?]

[Zhang Chulan: I suddenly feel like my world is pretty good. Now, hitting anyone is just a slap in the face, one slap for each of them, Zhang Xianshi...]

[Lu Xian: Tsk, since you're so awesome, don't just sit around. Go collect the Eight Extraordinary Techniques from your world and send them to the group so I can study and improve them.]

[Zhang Chulan: Wherever my adoptive father's blade points, that is my direction. I'll seize it for him, even if it means taking it by force. Go and do it right now.]

[Xiao Yan: Zhang the Lickdog has truly taken licking to a whole new level. I suspect he could become an Emperor through sheer licking skills. I've even thought of a name for him: the Lick Emperor!]

[Zhang Chulan: That's too narrow-minded. My ultimate goal is to become an Immortal Emperor! (Smug emoji)]

[Ye Fan: You have no backbone at all. Is this something to be proud of? Should we give you an award?]

……

As dusk fell.

With his abstract value reaching over 110 million, Lu Xian didn't rush to draw a prize. He planned to save it up and wait for an auspicious day to draw it.

Lu Xian closed the chat group, got up and stretched. He originally planned to go back to the Lu residence to find the kitten, but when he scanned with his divine sense, he found that the kitten was not at home. Instead, it had run to the palace and was currently chatting happily with Qian Renxue.

This scene caused a sinister smile to curl up on Lu Xian's lips.

opportunity!

Lu Xian strolled leisurely around the corner, and then a dazzling rainbow light shot off rapidly toward the palace with a "whoosh".

It moved with lightning speed; ordinary people couldn't even catch a glimpse of what was flying past, let alone see what it was.

The Imperial Study.

Lu Xian, full of heroic spirit, strode forward impatiently and easily made his way to the deepest part of the place.

The two beautiful figures, who were sitting upright on the sofa, engrossed in revising memorials and occasionally whispering to each other, suddenly stopped talking and raised their bright and beautiful eyes almost at the same time.

Their eyes met.

"My two beloved consorts, what brings you together today?"

Lu Xian laughed loudly, a carefree and shameless smile on his face. Without saying a word, he forced his way between the two, then opened his arms wide and hugged one of them tightly in each arm. He was completely satisfied and happy, with a look of boundless joy on his face.

Qian Renxue and Zhu Zhuqing struggled for a moment but couldn't break free, so they had no choice but to let him hold them around the waist.

"I came here specifically to look for you, but Sister Xue said you went out and didn't know when you would be back, so I stayed here to try my luck and help Sister Xue with some official business," Zhu Zhuqing said softly, her face slightly flushed.

"What brings you here?" Lu Xian raised an eyebrow and asked.

"You know about that huge explosion in the sky this afternoon, right? My sister Zhuqing and I are both a little worried about it..."

Qian Renxue then took over the conversation, her expression slightly grave: "After that explosion, it seemed as if my martial spirit lost its connection with something. I always felt that something bad was going to happen, and I've been feeling uneasy ever since."

"So that's what happened..." Lu Xian smiled faintly, his expression relaxed. "This afternoon, I wiped out all the gods in the divine realm. Xue'er, the feeling of losing contact you described is probably due to the sudden death of the Angel God. You don't need to worry about these things; I'm here!"

"Huh?" Qian Renxue was dumbfounded and speechless. Lu Xian had been missing all afternoon. It turned out he had gone to wipe out the entire God Realm?

Their supreme deity, Qianjia, is gone just like that?

While the two were still somewhat stunned and hadn't quite come to their senses, Lu Xian's hands, which were wrapped around their waists, began to wander restlessly upwards, even boldly slipping inside their clothes and touching their smooth, delicate skin without any hindrance.

Both Qian Renxue and Zhu Zhuqing blushed instantly, their faces flushed with shyness that they could hardly contain.

It's fine when it's just the two of them alone; they wouldn't say anything if Lu Xian took advantage of them. But now this guy is actually trying to have all three of them together and enjoy the bliss of having multiple wives.

The two moved in unison, simultaneously reaching out to stop Lu Xian's mischievous hand. Their hearts pounded like frantic deer, their faces flushed red, yet they forced themselves to remain calm and composed.

"Where's Xian'er? Where did that girl go?"

Qian Renxue tried to divert Lu Xian's attention by changing the subject, and even hoped that Xian'er would come to the rescue, thinking that Lu Xian, as the master, would not be so unscrupulous and reckless in front of his disciple.

However, it was obvious that her wishful thinking was wrong. Not to mention that Xian'er was busy in the Suppressing God Tower and had no time to prepare the artifacts, even if Xian'er was really here, what could she do?

Lu Xian was even more excited. It was not easy for his two wives to be together. He had to seize this rare opportunity and not let either of them slip away!

"Xian'er? She's in seclusion cultivating." Lu Xian grinned, revealing a wanton and wicked smile, his eyes filled with ill intent. "My two beloved consorts, look, it's almost dark. Why don't we rest early and enjoy some gentle company?"

"Don't!"

"don't want!"

The little angel and the kitten were immediately terrified, their faces filled with panic.

Lu Xian has stopped pretending altogether. They were only thinking about escaping, but with Lu Xian holding them tightly in both arms, escape was clearly impossible.

Lu Xian let out a long, unrestrained laugh, too lazy to even go to the palace, and carried the two of them straight into the rest room of the Imperial Study.

Qian Renxue and Zhu Zhuqing couldn't accept the three of them doing that shameful thing together, so they joined forces in perfect unison to fight back against the big bad wolf's wanton clutches, not wanting Lu Xian to succeed.

"How disobedient!"

"As punishment for your disobedience..."

Lu Xian raised an eyebrow, a mischievous grin on his face, and said, "I will leave a little bit of the Immortal Abstract King's liquid within your bodies, so that you may have some glory!"

My foot! This is an honor to have you here!

"I am the Empress!"

Qian Renxue was both ashamed and angry, her face flushed red. She said indignantly, "How dare you do such a terrible thing to me! Believe me, I'll order your head to be chopped off right now!"

Oh ho?

You little angel, how dare you threaten me with such reckless words?

"Empress?" Lu Xian let out a wild, arrogant, and wicked laugh. "Then I'll start with you, my high and mighty Empress!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than Lu Xian swiftly and forcefully pinned Qian Renxue down beneath him, stripping her naked like a snow-white lamb in no time.

Seeing this, Zhu Zhuqing thought to herself that she should take advantage of the moment when Lu Xian’s attention was not on her and quickly escape from this place of trouble. However, as soon as she made a move, Lu Xian’s hand reached out with lightning speed and grabbed her wrist tightly, pulling her back without any mercy.

Lu Xian casually placed them on Qian Renxue's delicate body, then mercilessly slapped her plump buttocks twice, saying viciously, "Hmph, if you don't behave, you'll have to be disciplined properly, so you'll know how powerful I am!"

After a fierce and arduous struggle and resistance, the little angel and the kitten finally gave up in exhaustion and tasted the sweetness of giving up.

Lu Xian seemed to have been given a shot of adrenaline; he was destined to be sleepless that night, with the added bonus of sleeping under the covers!

The little angel and the kitten were so tormented that their souls were almost about to ascend to heaven.

With the two of them working together, Lu Xian finally didn't have to suppress his strength anymore. They took turns going at it, and he experienced a thoroughly enjoyable feeling, feeling refreshed both physically and mentally!

(End of this chapter)