Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 166 Someone really did hack the account in the group! [Please subscribe]

The next morning.

When Lu Xian slowly woke up from his sleep, Lu Xueqi's soft figure was no longer in his arms. However, the feeling of last night was still unforgettable.

It turns out that even a beauty who is usually as cold and aloof as an angel can melt into a gentle stream and soak the bed when she meets the right person.

Before Lu Xian could even savor the moment, a teleportation portal quietly opened.

"Twenty-four hours have already passed? This time travel talisman was really worth it; not a single second was wasted. Those who returned to their own world before twenty-four hours were probably getting kickbacks from the chat group!"

Lu Xian shook his still dizzy head and slowly got out of bed. Naiqi's combat power was exceptionally high, equivalent to five Little Fairy Doctors, four Thousand Snow Maidens, three Fire Maidens, and two kittens, second only to Yao Xi. It was simply terrifying!

The Heavenly Silk Spirit quickly extended upwards from Lu Xian's wrist, transforming into a clean and elegant white robe that perfectly concealed his naked body.

Lu Xian strode into the teleportation portal.

Douluo World.

I went there early yesterday morning and returned early this morning. The long street was still deserted, with hardly any pedestrians in sight.

As soon as Lu Xian stepped out of the teleportation portal, he moved with incredible speed, disappearing from his original spot in a few flashes. His swift figure almost blinded the few passersby, who looked as if they had seen a ghost, utterly astonished.

They sped towards the city like lightning, riding the rainbow.

If you have nothing to do, why not take a short break and relax?

The cave dwelling that Lu Xian had created last time was destroyed by divine power because of the great commotion caused by Little Fairy Doctor's breakthrough to the Life Spring. Helpless, Lu Xian had to find a suitable place again and create another cave dwelling.

Stepping inside, Lu Xian took out more than a dozen pieces of pure source and arranged them neatly around him. He then sat steadily on the futon, held his breath, and prepared to begin his seclusion to undergo the second transformation of the Other Shore.

[Lu Xian: Preparing to go into seclusion for the second transformation of the Other Shore. I will probably be away from the group for four or five days. Don't worry if we lose contact.]

[Ye Fan: What's there to worry about? Just go die already!]

[Xiao Yan: Just die already! +1!]

[Zhang Chulan: How dare you! How dare you speak to my godfather like that?]

[Xiao Yan: Not buddies?]

[Ye Fan: He tricked you out of dozens of time-travel talismans yesterday, and you've already forgotten?]

[Zhang Chulan: Mine belongs to my godfather, so what?]

Ye Fan: ...

[Xiao Yan: Little Zhang, I know you're Lu Gou's loyal lapdog, but your time-travel talisman didn't end up in Lu Gou's hands, it went to the Fire-Slaying Girl and the others!]

[Zhang Chulan: It's alright, she'll be my godmother sooner or later anyway, so what's mine is hers!]

Xiao Yan: ...

[Ye Fan: Okay, okay, I won't say anything since Fire Maiden and Qi Lin are girls; we'll just consider them your godmothers. But what about Little Shi Hao? He can't be your godmother, can he?]

[Zhang Chulan: Who would argue with a child? Just consider it buying him animal milk. At worst, I'll have my godfather adopt him as his godson. That way, I'll have another sworn brother. In the future, not only will my godfather protect me, but I'll also have a sworn brother to protect me!]

[Lu Xian: Look at this! This is vision!]

[Shi Hao: Is an adopted son the same as a son?]

[Lu Xian: Yes, little Shi Hao, come be my godson. I'll feed you snacks every day until you can't finish them all. You're really lucky, kid. So many people want me to be their dad, but I wouldn't even agree. You've really hit the jackpot.]

[Shi Hao: Is it really impossible to finish all the snacks?]

[Xiao Yan: Little Shi Hao, don't listen to him! He's a despicable scoundrel who goes back on his word and only schemes against his own people. He'll make you my adopted son, Yan Emperor! From now on, I'll send you beast milk red envelopes every day. If I can't buy it, I'll personally go and milk it for you. I mean it!]

[Ye Fan: Little Shi Hao, why don't you become my adopted son? I can not only give you beast milk, but also take you to a brothel to try human milk!]

[Xiao Yan: He's so small, isn't that inappropriate?]

[Ye Fan: What's inappropriate about it? Interests should be cultivated from a young age. Maybe he'll lack calcium as a child and love as an adult, and that'll be how he'll carry on my legacy?]

[Ye Fan: @Shi Hao, how about it, little Shi Hao? Aren't you tempted? Just call me 'Dad,' and I'll take care of you!]

[Shi Hao: You bunch of idiots, just you wait, Ye Hei, you dare to act so arrogantly after practicing my magic? I'll make sure you're dead when you undergo your tribulation! (Raises middle finger.jpg)]

[Chat group: ...]

The group chat went silent instantly.

A short while later.

[Zhang Chulan: This...who taught Shi Hao to swear?]

[Lu Xian: It's not swearing! Someone's gotten impatient and doesn't want to acknowledge so many living fathers anymore, so their main account came from the future and started using their alternate account.]

[Qilin: This works?! Little Shihao is going to be so amazing in the future!]

[Yan Ling Ji: After all, he's the Desolate Heavenly Emperor.]

[Lu Xueqi: How long can he maintain this state?]

[Lu Xian: I don't know, but I estimate it won't last long, and it might only last for this one sentence. There are too many influencing factors.]

[Zhang Chulan: By the way, can Little Shi Hao control lightning tribulations?]

[Lu Xian: It's highly likely to be possible.]

[Xiao Yan: I thought it was an extraterrestrial demon, but it's just a hacker! This is really something! Ye Hei, let's do a quick interview, have you peed yet?]

[Ye Fan: What a joke! You think I'm afraid? Do you even know who I am? Do you understand the significance of the title "Emperor Ye"? With my future self taking the beating for me, what am I afraid of! At worst, I'll go to your place to undergo my tribulation. I refuse to believe he can control the lightning tribulation to torment me from across worlds.]

[Lu Xian: You can't overcome your tribulation in Huo Huo's place. Even if you complete your breakthrough there and go back, you'll still face the lightning tribulation.]

[Ye Fan: What about other worlds?]

[Lu Xian: The world over there with Xiao Shihao is fine.]

Ye Fan: ...

[Ye Fan: I need to pee now.]

[Xiao Yan: Don't be afraid. As your brother, I'll keep you in my heart. I'll go see if I can buy you some diapers right now. If I can't, I'll weave one for you myself out of thorny vines. That way, you can wear it during your tribulation, and Mom won't have to worry about you wetting yourself anymore!]

[Ye Fan: WRNMGB!]

Lu Xian smiled faintly and closed the chat group.

Just as he was about to begin his breakthrough, his sleeve twitched slightly.

The colorful little snake slowly crawled out of Lu Xian's loose sleeve, still sleepy-eyed. Following the scent that attracted it the most, it flicked its tail and landed on a pure source the size of a human head. It lay down listlessly and quietly absorbed the essence and energy inside.

Although its eyes looked listless now, they were much more lively and full of energy than before, no longer as dull and silly as they used to be.

Seeing this, Lu Xian reached out and lifted its chin with great interest, wanting to tease it.

In the past, when Lu Xian teased it like this, it would rub against Lu Xian's hand.

However, today it unusually unscrewed its spoon-sized head, glancing sideways at Lu Xian, as if saying with full resistance: Don't touch me!

Lu Xian was taken aback, a look of surprise appearing on his face. He raised an eyebrow and exclaimed, "Oh! Little Cai'er, you actually have a temper now?"

How can I not have a temper?

You shameless pervert!

Queen Medusa was utterly devastated. Her soul simply needed time to rest and recover after her transformation; it wasn't like she had lost her memories and died to be reborn.

As a result, that bastard Lu Xian would often give her a real handjob on her face, and sometimes he would even play the ridiculous trick of threesomes. Who could tolerate that?!

If she hadn't known full well that she couldn't beat Lu Xian, she would have rushed up without hesitation and given this shameless and despicable slut a good beating to vent her anger.

"Tsk, what kind of look is that? If you're going to be a pet, you should have the awareness of being a pet, don't you understand?"

Lu Xian grinned mischievously, muttering to himself, "From now on, you'll not only have to learn to watch obediently, but also to serve wholeheartedly, to push your master from behind, and to move up and down on your own. Look at you, you're young now, it's the time to learn skills, you can't waste it."

The colorful little snake stared wide-eyed, like jewels: "Are you a person?"

Seeing its expression, Lu Xian's wicked smile grew even more unrestrained. He reached out and grabbed the seven-colored snake, placing it in his palm and stroking it wantonly, from its neck all the way to the tip of its tail.

He stroked it until its entire body was limp, as if it had no bones, its tail stiff, its eyes rolling back as it hissed and flicked its tongue. Only then was Lu Xian satisfied and let it go. He then closed his eyes and began to concentrate on his seclusion.

The second transformation of the other shore realm is basically the same as the first one, both involving the physical body experiencing desolation and then being reborn.

However, during his first transformation, Lu Xian was trying it for the first time and lacked confidence. Therefore, he was extremely cautious and devoted himself wholeheartedly to it. He was careful with every little step and dared not be negligent in the slightest, for fear of even the slightest problem.

Now that he has mastered the process of transformation, he even dared to multitask during his second transformation, boldly and recklessly refining a wisp of Xuanhuang Qi into his martial soul.

Lu Xian spent nearly ten days on the first transformation of the Other Shore, but he only spent four days to successfully complete the second transformation of the Other Shore.

Not only that, his soul power also broke through from level 52 to level 54, and his martial soul was once again successfully refined with a wisp of Xuanhuang Qi.

These two transformations made his physique stronger and more resilient, and his aura more vast and powerful.

Each seclusion lasts four days.

Lu Xian had given advance notice in the group chat before going into seclusion, so no one was as anxious to find him as before.

After his seclusion ended, Lu Xian opened the chat group and browsed through the group messages.

Up to 999!

It's impossible to finish flipping through it all.

It was basically all meaningless nonsense rambling on and on from those three big idiots in the group, with hardly any nutritious content.

Forget it, I'm not going to flip through it anymore!

[Lu Xian: @Qilin, has the Dark Silver weapon arrived yet?]

[Qilin: The Immortal King's seclusion is over? The items arrived yesterday, I'm sending them to you now.]

Qi Lin sent Lu Xian a personalized red envelope.

Lu Xian received an exclusive red envelope.

There are three types of items that can be taken out of the red envelope.

The first type is a very ornate silver longsword, with dazzling gems inlaid on the blade, looking like a decorative sword used by nobles. Of course, the Dark Silver weapon is not just about being pretty.

The second type is a long spear that is entirely silver, with dragon scale patterns covering the shaft. The spearhead is extremely sharp and exudes a chilling aura.

Finally, there were 100 silver-winged throwing knives, each the same size and gleaming with a cold, sharp light.

Lu Xian tried to control the Silverwing Flying Knife with his divine sense. It was very easy. He could move the 100 flying knives at will, as if they were his own arms. He hovered one of the Silverwing Flying Knives in front of him, picked up a stone, and dropped it from above the Silverwing Flying Knife. When the stone touched the Silverwing Flying Knife, it was easily cut in half without any resistance.

Sharp!

[Qilin: Your Majesty, that sword is called Royal Decree. It's the standard weapon of every Angel King, used when they come to Heaven for their coronation.]

[Qilin: As for the Silverwing Flying Knife, it was forged to be a one-to-one replica of Queen Keisha's Silverwing, and it is extremely sharp.]

[Qilin: The last gun is called "Breakthrough." It's a super weapon that the Celestial King painstakingly crafted for you. Once you infuse it with energy, you'll discover its wonders—any kind of energy will do. As for the name, the Celestial King hoped it could break through all deadlocks for you, so he named it "Breakthrough."]

[Lu Xian: Okay, I'll give it a try.]

Lu Xian put away the King's Decree and the Silver Wing, and then picked up the Breakthrough Technique and examined it carefully.

A spear is usually composed of four parts: the spearhead, the tassel, the shaft, and the hilt. This spear is no exception, except that the tassel has been replaced with a ring of lifelike dragon scales. At first glance, the rest of the spear does not seem to be significantly different from an ordinary spear, except that it is more exquisite and beautiful.

At first glance, it's just an ordinary gun, but the design that made the Celestial King ponder so deeply is obviously not that simple.

What amazing uses might it have?

Filled with curiosity, Lu Xian couldn't wait to start injecting divine power into the gun.

Clang——

After Lu Xian infused the dragon scales on the spear tassel with divine power, they suddenly opened outward at a 45-degree angle, just like a dragon angrily unfurling its reverse scales, looking extremely domineering and sharp.

"Holy crap?"

Lu Xian was stunned and couldn't help but swear. This is indeed a very unique design!

If a spear were to pierce the chrysanthemum, and then the dragon scales were to open instantly, good heavens, that would truly leave the chrysanthemum in ruins, wounds all over the ground, and the flowers falling, leaving one heartbroken!

He Xi turned a metaphor into a realistic sentence!

Lu Xian went for a 6, so it seems she took my advice from a few days ago about using it for poking butts!

He Xi really understands design. The Breakthrough is not only aesthetically pleasing but also extremely practical, achieving a perfect balance between the two. Even if it's not used to stab someone's anus, it's still quite impressive to use it as an ordinary combat weapon.

Lu Xian withdrew his divine power, and the dragon scales on the spear tassel also obediently retracted, the two being able to do so in sync without any difference.

"Wow, this gun is so awesome!"

Lu Xian chuckled, his face full of excitement and delight, completely captivated by the piece. He had already begun to silently mourn for his future rival.

"I suddenly can't wait to find someone and give it a try!"

(End of this chapter)