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Chapter 168 The Second Black Hand, Blade Wave Q [Please Subscribe]

Xiao Yan finally managed to expel most of the aphrodisiac's effects from his body. As soon as he opened his eyes, he cursed, "You two were born into this world! I kindly gave you treasures, and you turn around and use them on me?"

"We're all buddies!" Ye Fan grinned and put his arm around Xiao Yan's shoulder. "Besides, we have to see if the stuff works well first!"

"It's confirmed now, it really works!"

"What if I can't control it?" Xiao Yan asked, glancing sideways.

"Can't hold it in? Aren't those teaching buildings over there packed with people? I'll go catch you a good-looking one, I promise you won't suffocate." Ye Fan chuckled and patted Xiao Yan's chest. Brotherhood is in the heart!

Xiao Yan rolled his eyes: "Damn it, so I should thank you!"

"You're welcome. If you like, I can even dress them up in bunny girl outfits and have them perform a lively dance for you!"

Zhang Chulan was shocked: "Holy crap, is this for real? How about I down a bottle, and you go catch a few for me, Ye Hei-ge?"

"Alright, stop talking nonsense." Lu Xian ruffled Zi Yan's hair and looked at the others, saying, "It's almost dark, have you forgotten why you came here?"

Xiao Yan glanced at the sky; it was indeed getting dark. If he went to seize the strange fire now, he definitely couldn't stay at Canaan Academy afterward. After hesitating for a moment, he said, "I want to see Xun'er first. Do you want to come with me?"

"Let's go then, we can freeload some dinner." Lu Xian smiled faintly as he got up from the rock and looked at the girl beside him who was still twirling snacks: "Zi Yan, have you thought about whether you want to follow your big brother from now on?"

Zi Yan wiped her mouth. She had eaten almost all the snacks that Lu Xian had taken out. She even put the last bit into her spatial storage, reluctant to eat it all, planning to save it for another time to satisfy her craving.

She put her hands on her hips triumphantly, raised her head, and said, "I ate all your food, so I don't want to hang out with you. You're the one hanging out with me!"

"Hehehe~" She even stuck out her tongue and made a face.

"That's a real shame. Goodbye then." Lu Xian's lips curled up slightly, not angry at all. He just magically produced various snacks in his hands, which he then put away. He even took out a large box filled with spicy strips.

Zi Yan stared wide-eyed in disbelief, drooling involuntarily. She lunged forward to snatch it, but it was obviously impossible to take something from Lu Xian's hand, and unsurprisingly, she missed.

"After Huo Huo left, I've found out where your girlfriend is."

Lu Xian calmly took the lead. His divine sense was very powerful, and he easily found Xiao Xun'er's location with a casual scan.

"Don't go! Don't go!" Zi Yan cried out as she chased after him, chattering beside Lu Xian, trying to use her amazing wisdom to trick him out of the snacks in his hand.

The three who lagged behind exchanged speechless glances. Brother Lu was quite skilled at abducting children; he easily caught them.

"By the way, Huo Huo, how far have things progressed between you and your girlfriend?" Ye Fan asked with a gossipy smile.

Lu Xian, who was walking ahead, also pricked up his ears curiously.

"We...we haven't even started yet..."

"Hasn't it started yet?"

"So, Lu and I were just setting you up for nothing? That girl clearly likes you, and all she had to do was confess, and you couldn't even manage that? You're such a useless piece of trash!"

Ye Fan stared wide-eyed, his face full of disappointment and frustration. He wished he could possess Xiao Yan on the spot and confess his feelings for him. Xiao Yan's timid and hesitant manner was truly frustrating to watch.

"I'm going to find Xun'er now to confess my feelings to her."

Xiao Yan's eyes were firm as he said, "Back then, when I first left Wutan City, I was just a minor Dou Zhe. I hadn't even opened the Bitter Sea Secret Realm yet, and I had nothing. But things are different now. A scholar should be looked at with new eyes after three days of separation. In just two or three months, I have already become a Dou Zong powerhouse. Now I have the ability to protect Xun'er. Just give me another year, no, half a year, just another half a year, and I'll dare to go to the ancient clans to propose marriage!"

Ye Fan raised an eyebrow: "What if the ancient clans disagree?"

"You disagree?" Xiao Yan was taken aback. After a moment of silence, he gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice, "If they disagree, I'll just take it by force and beat them until they agree!"

"Good, that's spirited! As your brother, I have to support you!" Ye Fan chuckled and waved his Huami phone, which contained a recording of their conversation.

"?"

Xiao Yan's face darkened. This is being recorded too?

Your mother—!

Lu Xian chuckled and turned around at this moment: "Huo Huo, you'd better be like you said. Don't put on a pathetic act that makes people look down on you when you meet people later. Learn from me, be a little shameless, and you'll have a wife to warm your bed no matter where you go."

Xiao Yan, Ye Fan, Zhang Chulan: ...

Should we then award you an "Outstanding Contributor to Picking Up Girls in Chat Groups" award?

You're really infuriating!

"Don't worry, I don't need you to urge me. I'll definitely win over Xun'er today!" Xiao Yan glanced at Lu Xian and Ye Fan with annoyance. "Just don't cause me any trouble."

Lu Xian walked ahead, his lips moving slightly, but no sound came out, because the sound went directly into Ye Fan's ears, and Ye Fan's eyes lit up when he heard it.

"Not buddies? You guys used your divine power to force sound into a line right in front of me? You don't treat me like a human being at all, and you're plotting how to trick me, aren't you?" Xiao Yan said, glaring at me.

"How is that possible!"

Ye Fan said righteously, "How could Brother Lu and I be the kind of people who would abandon our brother's happiness for the rest of his life? Whatever we say today, it's not going to cause you any trouble."

Lu Xian gave Ye Fan an approving look and gave him a thumbs up. Ye Fan patted his chest, indicating that Ye Fan could rest assured that he could handle things well.

"Are you two serious about giving me those thumbs-up and chest-patting gestures? Why don't you try to avoid it a bit? It feels disrespectful and insulting to my intelligence!" Xiao Yan almost laughed out of anger.

"The weather is really nice today!" Lu Xian looked up.

"Yes, the sun is very strong!" Ye Fan added.

"Isn't it dark now?" Zhang Chulan asked, puzzled.

Xiao Yan would never believe that these two were born without a conspiracy. He was even a little afraid to go to Xun'er's place now, as he had a feeling that something bad might happen.

"Don't worry, Huo Huo, as long as you don't back down today, I promise I won't do anything else." Ye Fan patted Xiao Yan's shoulder to reassure him, seeing that Xiao Yan looked wary.

"So, you two were born with some kind of conspiracy behind my back, huh...?"

"How is that possible!"

"Damn it, if you dare mess with me, I'll fight you to the death! When I unleash my full power, even I'm afraid of my own strength. Don't think you can't beat me just because you're a level higher than me!"

"I know, I know..." Ye Fan nodded repeatedly, but his tone sounded somewhat perfunctory.

Lu Xian and his companions were all quite strong, and with Lu Xian's divine sense guiding them, they made their way through winding paths without being discovered by a single Canaan Academy student.

It wasn't until they arrived at a quiet, detached dormitory building of Canaan Academy that someone finally spotted them. And the person who spotted them from afar was none other than Xiao Xun'er.

Because Lu Xian had used his divine sense to transmit his voice to her before he arrived.

"Brother Xiao Yan!" Xiao Xun'er was waving happily from the second-floor balcony of the small building. When Lu Xian sent her a telepathic message, she could hardly believe it was real.

Until then, I met the real person...

"Xun'er!"

A figure in cyan leaped down from the balcony and rushed forward. Xiao Yan also broke away from Lu Xian and the others, excitedly and quickly going to greet them.

The black-clad figure and the blue-clad figure rushed towards each other. Just when Lu Xian and his two companions thought they would definitely have a long-awaited hug, or even some kind of magical love dance, they were about to meet.

Xiao Yan, that guy, actually stopped abruptly just before getting close. As a woman, Xiao Xun'er naturally couldn't take the initiative to throw herself into his arms when she saw this scene. She was also too reserved. As a result, the two of them stood together and just looked at each other, their eyes filled with longing, but neither of them dared to make a move.

"Snapped!"

Three hands covered three faces at the same time.

Zi Yan looked up at the three people beside her, hesitated for a moment, and then slapped her face shut.

Hearing the noise behind him, Xiao Yan awkwardly scratched the back of his head. Did he not want to hug him?

Damn hands, they won't obey my commands!

"Xun'er, I..."

"Bang!"

"what!"

A force slammed into Xiao Yan's buttocks from a distance, causing him to stumble forward and grab Xiao Xun'er. Both of them stiffened slightly.

Ye Fan disdainfully withdrew his hand that had been used to strike.

"Brother Lu, I can already smell the delicious food inside. Let's go in and eat."

"OK."

Lu Xian nodded calmly, grabbed Zi Yan who was still curiously watching from the side, and went into the house with Ye Fan and Zhang Chulan. On the dining table in the first-floor hall, there were three or four small dishes and a few steamed buns. There was not much meat, so it seemed that Xiao Xun'er usually ate a light diet.

The chopsticks were still stuck upright, and the food hadn't been touched. The group didn't stand on ceremony and each picked up their chopsticks to start eating.

Actually, eating was just a pretense; their real purpose was to send their divine senses out to observe what would happen next.

"Huo Huo is really useless. Without my help, I don't know when she would have been able to hug me," Ye Fan complained while biting into a steamed bun.

"Who says otherwise? Even I, a virgin who's never been in a relationship, think he's useless." Zhang Chulan nodded in deep agreement.

As they ate, the group couldn't help but make some sarcastic remarks about Xiao Yan. Their undisguised voices reached Xiao Yan's ears even from a distance of twenty or thirty meters. For the first time, he realized that having a strong spiritual sense wasn't such a wonderful thing.

"Brother Xiao Yan, walk with Xun'er for a while. Tell Xun'er about your experiences during this time. Xun'er wants to hear it." Xiao Xun'er smiled gently to help him out of the predicament.

"good……"

Xiao Yan nodded, and the two walked towards a small hill behind the dormitory area. Along the way, Xiao Yan stretched out his hand several times, but didn't dare to...

Ye Fan withdrew his divine sense speechlessly: "Brother Lu, it seems we're likely to have something to do tonight. By the way, how much are you planning to use? A whole bottle or something?"

Lu Xian looked up in astonishment: "No, Ye Hei, how did you come up with the idea of ​​forcing Huo Huo to drink a whole bottle? Aren't you afraid of getting her killed?"

"That kid Huo Huo is pretty good. I'm afraid he might force it out if I don't give him enough. I need to make sure the medicine has enough residual effect..."

"That makes sense! Then give Huo Huo a full bottle, and his girlfriend a third of it."

"With his girlfriend's limited cultivation level, isn't giving her a third of that a bit too much? I think a few drops should be enough!"

"Not much." Lu Xian shook his head and said, "Xiao Xun'er has a kind of strange fire protecting her body. If we don't give her enough, it might not be effective. You don't want us to plan for so long, only to find the two of them sitting there, politely but actually, using their strange fire to force out the medicinal effects, right?"

If they hadn't given them enough aphrodisiac, Xiao Yan and Xiao Xun'er might have escaped this calamity tonight.

As Huo Huo's good brother, this kind of situation is not fun at all...

Lu Xian absolutely will not allow it!

"Alright, then let's do it the amount you suggested, Brother Lu!"

"Good heavens!" Zhang Chulan gasped in shock as he watched the two of them casually finalize the plan. When it comes to being ruthless, you two are the real masters. I've learned something new today!

"Godfather, Brother Ye, if we do this, won't Brother Huo fight us to the death afterwards?" Zhang Chulan asked cautiously.

"Are you scared? I'm not!" Lu Xian shrugged indifferently.

"Sorry, I'm not afraid either." Ye Fan grinned, easily suppressing the small divine bridge.

"Besides, we're doing this for his own good. If we don't use some tricks, with Huo Huo's timid nature, we might have to take action against him later. Why not just give him a one-stop service now?"

Zhang Chulan was speechless. You guys are highly skilled and daring, but I'm really scared. What if I get caught in the crossfire?

It was late at night.

Soft footsteps and the faint sounds of a man and a woman talking could be heard.

Xiao Yan and Xiao Xun'er walked side by side, pushed open the door, and came in from outside, chatting and laughing. However, what they did not expect was that three old men were squatting behind the door. Under Lu Xian's divine sense isolation, the two of them were completely unaware.

It was a case of the prepared attacking the unprepared, two holy bodies fighting against a mortal body, a higher realm attacking a lower realm...

In short, Xiao Yan was immediately pinned to the ground by Lu Xian and Ye Fan, who suddenly attacked, and was unable to move.

"Holy crap, Lu Gouyehei, what tricks are you playing?!"

"Brother Xiao Yan!" Xiao Xun'er exclaimed, wanting to go forward to help, but before she could take a step out, she was knocked unconscious by Zi Yan, who was already prepared, with a chop to the neck.

Zi Yan helped Xiao Xun'er, who was lying down, took out a bottle, and began to pour aphrodisiacs into her mouth.

Xiao Yan's eyes widened instantly. Why did that bottle look so familiar?

"Damn it, what were you guys born to do?!"

Xiao Yan screamed and tried to resist, but he couldn't move because Ye Fan was sitting on his butt. Lu Xian was also laughing strangely as he pried open Xiao Yan's mouth and poured aphrodisiacs into him.

"Huo Huo, if you don't go and help your girlfriend detoxify, she's probably going to die!" Ye Fan also chuckled a few times.

He found Lu Xian's laughter quite pleasant and had a certain charm, so he immediately put it to use.

At this moment.

Xiao Yan understood perfectly well what these guys were up to, and he was so angry he almost vomited blood. "I gave you the medicine, and you used it on me the first time, but you fucking used it on me again the second time?"

Blade Wave Q, Double Kill!

"Brother Huo, I didn't lift a finger, so don't come looking for trouble later," Zhang Chulan called out from afar, distancing himself from the situation.

Just as things were getting chaotic in the room, a subtle presence crept in and approached Zi Yan.

Lu Xian and Ye Fan's eyes narrowed, and they vanished in an instant. Ling Ying, who wanted to save her young lady, was immediately pinned down by two hands on her shoulders and dared not move.

"Little Dou Huang, don't have too many ulterior motives. You don't want anything to happen to your young lady, do you?"

"I've remembered you both since you were born!"

Xiao Yan, now completely red, quickly got up without Lu Xian and Ye Fan holding him down. He uttered a harsh remark, picked up Xiao Xun'er, who was also red all over, and rushed upstairs.

(End of this chapter)