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Chapter 170 Seniority System [Please Subscribe]

Lu Xian and his companions waited and waited in the lobby on the first floor. Time passed by, and they waited until late at night, but Xiao Yan still did not come downstairs.

"Is the drug really that strong? If we keep waiting like this, it'll probably be dawn. Why isn't Huo Huo coming down yet? Did he die from exhaustion up there?"

Ye Fan was getting impatient. He wondered and complained, "There's no reason why doing that should take this long. It's been two hours already. Do you think you're some kind of dog?"

Zhang Chulan sat on the hard armchair, now so sleepy he was dozing off, muttering, "Who says otherwise? Why wait until daytime to try and steal the strange fire instead of doing it under the cover of darkness? Wouldn't that just be putting us under more pressure..."

Lu Xian lay lazily on a soft, luxurious sofa. There was no such thing as a sofa in the Doupo world; this was a royal item from the Douluo Kingdom that he had taken out of his storage ring, designed primarily for enjoyment.

"Don't even think about it. If I were the one being tricked like this, I would definitely leave you guys hanging, and go to sleep with my wife first. You can keep waiting if you want, but I'm not waiting anymore. I'm going to sleep now."

After Lu Xian finished speaking, he rested his head on Zi Yan's lap, who was fast asleep on the sofa, and said goodnight.

Ye Fan: ...

Zhang Chulan: ……

What you said makes so much sense!

This is something Huo Huo is capable of doing!

The two exchanged a glance, their faces gradually darkening as they began plotting how to get revenge on that brat Xiao Yan.

The next morning.

The sky was just beginning to lighten.

Two figures, arm in arm, walked slowly down from the second floor.

Xiao Yan was beaming, his smug smile impossible to hide. Xiao Xun'er, on the other hand, held Xiao Yan's hand tightly, her head bowed, her face flushed, looking as shy as a newlywed bride.

Lu Xian and the others opened their eyes almost simultaneously upon hearing the footsteps coming downstairs.

"Hey, isn't this Brother Huo? You finally decided to come downstairs? I thought you were going to stay for a few more days!"

"Tsk tsk, look at his face. Looks like he had a good time last night. You left your brothers out in the cold because you had a woman. You even asked us to help you snatch the strange fire. I think you're quite capable. Why don't you go snatch it yourself today?"

Ye Fan and Zhang Chulan both glared at each other, their sarcastic remarks filled with resentment from waiting all night.

Although Lu Xian didn't say anything, his disdainful gaze was undisguised. Even though he himself was the kind of person who would stab his brothers in the back for his wife, that didn't stop him from looking down on Xiao Yan.

He was met with the three men's forced smiles.

Xiao Yan chuckled and quickly said, "Brothers, please don't be like that. Xun'er is easily embarrassed and can't stand your teasing. Please let us off the hook for now, okay?"

"Besides, you guys tricked me last night too, so I tricked you back once. We're even now, right?"

After Xiao Yan said that, Lu Xian and the others were thinking that, out of consideration for Xiao Xun'er's shy and lowered head, they should let him off the hook for now and find another opportunity to take revenge later.

Who would have thought he would add that last sentence?

How could we be considered cheating you?

We were clearly worried sick about your happiness for the rest of your life!

And yet you heartless bastard, after getting the benefit, you're still here acting all innocent and ungrateful.

The faces of Lu Xian, Ye Fan, and Zhang Chulan instantly turned as dark as the bottom of a black pot.

Lu Xian sat on the sofa, his gaze fixed dangerously on Xiao Yan. He gently stroked Xiao Zi Yan's head beside him, his lips barely moving as he whispered a message to her, and then…

He slowly raised his hand, extended a finger, and pointed it sharply in Xiao Yan's direction, shouting loudly:

"Get him!"

"Holy crap?" Xiao Yan was shocked, sensing that things might be getting out of hand. He hurriedly pulled Xiao Xun'er tightly behind him, shouting in a panic, "Brothers, don't be impulsive, let's talk this out..."

"Hmph, you'd better talk to my fists!"

Ye Fan chuckled strangely, clenching his teeth and clenching his fists so hard that his knuckles cracked. His eyes flashed with ferocity as he pounced on the attack menacingly.

Throughout the entire night, he racked his brains for many ways to teach Xiao Yan a lesson, and now he was thinking about how to put them into practice.

This time, Zhang Chulan also shed his usual timidity and stood up completely. With a stern face, he followed closely behind Ye Fan without hesitation. The two of them dragged Xiao Yan away from Xiao Xun'er in an instant, and then ruthlessly pressed him to the ground, giving him two bruised and swollen dark circles under his eyes without saying a word.

"You..." Xiao Xun'er subconsciously covered her mouth, took a step forward, and reached out her hand to try to stop her, but Zi Yan appeared in front of her in the next second, crossed her arms, raised her head, and snorted arrogantly: "Lu Xian said that I should keep a close eye on you. This is a matter between men, and you can't interfere."

Xiao Xun'er: ...

She glanced helplessly at Xiao Yan, who was being relentlessly pinned to the ground and rubbed against by Ye Fan and Zhang Chulan. Her eyes twitched violently a few times, as she simply couldn't bear to look at the gruesome scene.

Ye Fan was currently sitting on Xiao Yan's back, hooking two fingers hard around Xiao Yan's nostrils. Zhang Chulan was using all his strength to press down on Xiao Yan's legs, like a heartless killing machine, frantically using the Leaf Village's ultimate technique, Thousand Years of Death, on Xiao Yan's buttocks. Xiao Yan, who had huge dark circles under his eyes, let out a series of shrill screams. The sound was like a pig being slaughtered during the New Year, extremely miserable, enough to make anyone who heard it feel sad and bring tears to their eyes.

Lu Xian, sitting on the sofa, was thoroughly pleased, while Ling Ying, sitting beside him, kept twitching at the corners of her mouth, feeling as if her butt was starting to hurt too...

This method... is so damn cruel!

"Brother Lu, hurry up and get your stinky socks!" Ye Fan shouted excitedly, hooking Xiao Yan's nostrils and trying to stuff the stinky socks into them.

"I don't have smelly feet." Lu Xian rolled his eyes in annoyance. He had already reached the Other Shore Realm, and his body was already flawless. Besides, everything he wore was transformed from the Heavenly Silk Spirit, so he couldn't possibly have any smelly socks.

"No! Brothers, let me go!"

Xiao Yan screamed in pain, feeling a burning pain in his buttocks.

"It's not that easy, Xiao Zhang, didn't you eat? Go all out! Kill him mercilessly, teach him a lesson he won't forget. If you don't kill him a hundred times, I'll kill you today!"

"Brother Ye, I don't think I've really eaten..."

"..."

After tormenting Xiao Yan for almost half an hour, Ye Fan and Zhang Chulan finally let him go when Xiao Xun'er came out of the kitchen with breakfast.

As for why Lu Xian didn't make a move, it's because he basically slept the whole night, lying on the sofa with his head resting on Zi Yan's soft legs, feeling incredibly comfortable. He didn't actually harbor any resentment, otherwise, he would have been added to the list of people who abused Xiao Yan.

In online groups, one must be mindful of social etiquette and never offend others.

Unless the person who has angered everyone is named Lu Xian.

The dinner table.

Xiao Yan's eyes were filled with resentment that seemed to solidify as he stared intently at the three people sitting at the table. The resentment emanating from him was even more overwhelming than that of the red-clothed ghost.

Last time, using Aruba was one thing, but this time it went even further, with the ultimate technique, the Thousand Years of Death, being used on him a full hundred times!

He almost killed him and broke down in tears on the spot.

Even though Xiao Yan drank two mouthfuls of divine spring water afterward, his buttocks were still throbbing slightly, as if the pain had been deeply imprinted on his soul.

Xiao Yan felt as if his body had been defiled and was no longer clean. He felt sorry for Xun'er and didn't even want his buttocks anymore.

Facing Xiao Yan's clenched-teeth gaze, Lu Xian remained leisurely and carefree, calmly sipping his white porridge as if nothing had happened, his expression extremely composed.

Ye Fan, meanwhile, contentedly munched on the white steamed buns, eating with great relish, his cheeks puffed out.

Zhang Chulan...

Zhang Chulan was already preparing to wash his fingers for the third time, and he looked very anxious.

Like Xiao Yan, he felt he was no longer clean either; those fingers that had participated in the "sinful act," maybe he should just cut them off...

Xiao Xun'er sat to the side, observing the strange and eerie atmosphere at the dinner table, especially the fierce look in Xiao Yan's eyes as he glared back and forth at Lu Xian and the other two, and his hands trembling uncontrollably from excessive resentment. He had squeezed a fist-sized steamed bun into the size of an egg, then stuffed it into his mouth and tore off a piece, followed by frantic chewing. The expression on his face was like that of a woman who had been mercilessly raped a hundred times, filled with boundless resentment...

Seeing this, while feeling sorry for Xiao Yan, she also couldn't hold back her emotions. The corners of her mouth turned up, then down, and then up again...

The friendship between you guys is really strange.

That's hard to understand!

To avoid laughing out loud and embarrassing her brother Xiao Yan, Xiao Xun'er gracefully rose from her seat. Her demeanor was both dignified and elegant, yet also possessed the bold spirit of a chivalrous woman. She clasped her hands in a gesture of respect and said, "Xun'er thanks everyone in the chat group for their tremendous help to Brother Xiao Yan during this time. The ancient clan will surely repay you handsomely in the future."

At this moment, she had already put herself in the position of the matriarch of the Xiao family.

"Xun'er, why are you thanking them for their birth!" Xiao Yan hurriedly pulled Xiao Xun'er down to sit, feeling quite displeased.

"Tsk, Huo Huo, you really don't know how to behave!" Ye Fan, who looked young, put on an old-fashioned attitude and arrogantly ordered, "Look at your sister-in-law, how pleasant and comforting her words are. She's much better than you, kid. People from big families are different. You're not someone who's just a chicken from a mountain village."

"A pheasant is fine, at least I can catch a phoenix!"

Xiao Yan glanced sideways and continued, "Besides, even if you add up both lifetimes, you, Ye Hei, might not be older than me. What sister-in-law? You should call her sister-in-law!"

"Who cares about two lifetimes? I, Ye Fan, only respect this life!"

Ye Fan rolled his eyes, thought for a moment, and said, "As the older brother, I don't have much to give. Since Huo Huo has told you about the chat group, you will probably be following Huo Huo to cultivate the secret realm method. Huo Huo should pass on his cultivation experience to you. So I'll give you 100 catties of pure source to help you reach the other shore."

As he spoke, Ye Fan waved his hand, and sources of varying sizes instantly appeared on the ground, each crystal clear and radiating a mysterious light.

Lu Xian gave Ye Fan 500 catties of Pure Source. Ye Fan himself cultivated to the Ninth Transformation of the Other Shore, which would only cost him 200-300 catties at most. Giving away 100 catties would be no big deal for him.

The main reason is that these 100 jin of source energy determine the seniority among everyone in the group. In Ye Fan's opinion, it's worth it to be able to surpass Xiao Yan by 100 jin of source energy!

Xiao Xun'er glanced at the source on the ground, smiled and nodded in thanks: "I cannot refuse a gift from an elder. Xun'er thanks Brother Ye for his generous gift."

Xiao Yan fell silent. His own source energy was only enough for his own cultivation, and it might not be enough with Xun'er. Ye Fan's donation of 100 jin was undoubtedly a timely help.

Zi Yan curiously picked up a fist-sized piece of pure essence and looked at it. She felt that this thing looked delicious.

Lu Xian smiled faintly and patted her head: "Zi Yan, you can't just take other people's things. If you want them, you can tell me."

Zi Yan blinked her big eyes and obediently put Yuan back.

"It's alright, Ziyan can take it if she likes it," Xiao Xun'er said with a light smile. This little girl is quite cute.

Lu Xian took out a fist-sized piece of source material and handed it to Zi Yan to play with. After patting her head, he chuckled and replied, "This isn't about a piece of source material; it's about principles. Zi Yan has never been properly taught since she was little, so she's a bit mischievous. Since she'll be with me from now on, I'll naturally have to teach her well."

"You're lucky you haven't turned her into a little devil."

Xiao Yan rolled his eyes. After receiving Ye Fan's favor, his thoughts shifted, and his gaze darted towards Lu Xian: "Speaking of which, Brother Lu, Ye Hei has given you a hundred catties of Pure Source. Aren't you planning to give your sister-in-law something?"

"Since Ye Hei has given so much, I will naturally give him as much as I can. He gave Pure Source to help Xun'er with her cultivation, so I will give him seven strands of Xuanhuang Qi." Lu Xian nodded with a faint smile and summoned the Suppressing God Tower from the Sea of ​​Bitterness.

"Only seven wisps of Xuanhuang Qi?" Xiao Yan's eyes widened, and he said unsatisfiedly, "Isn't this a bit beneath your status as the Immortal King in the group?"

"Then you underestimate the power of the Primordial Chaos."

Lu Xian calmly raised an eyebrow and replied, "The source that can be exchanged for a wisp of Xuanhuang Qi must be priced in terms of divine source. If it is to be measured in terms of pure source, it must be calculated in tens of thousands. Moreover, in Beidou, it is priceless and impossible to buy. To put it bluntly, the value of seven wisps of Xuanhuang Qi far exceeds the accumulated wealth of the entire ancient clan. Of these seven wisps, only one is given by myself. The remaining six are given to Xun'er on behalf of your six sisters-in-law."

"what?"

Several people at the table were stunned. Six...six sisters-in-law?

You...

When did you get six wives?

Ye Fan's face was already a bit distorted at this point. As for Huo Huo, he was just envious at most since she had just achieved enlightenment.

But you, Lu Gou, have a total of six. Isn't that a bit too much?

"Is the Xuanhuang Qi really that valuable?" Zhang Chulan wondered. He didn't think there was anything special about his six sisters-in-law. After all, they were his godfather. It was only natural for a godfather to have as many godmothers as he wanted!

On the contrary, the value of the Xuanhuang Qi surprised him greatly.

"This is the first time I've realized that Xuanhuang Qi is so precious." Xiao Yan smiled wryly after regaining his senses.

Back then, during the New Year, Lu Xian generously gave everyone ten strands of Xuanhuang Qi, and he thought that the value of Xuanhuang Qi was just so-so.

Xiao Xun'er was even more surprised than Xiao Yan. What exactly was this Xuanhuang Qi? Seven strands of it were equivalent to the wealth and resources of her entire ancient clan.

She was surprised, but didn't show it on her face. She smiled, cupped her hands, and nodded in thanks: "Xun'er thanks Brother Lu and the six sisters-in-law for their generous gifts."

Having ripped off two people, Xiao Yan's haul was surprisingly good. Not satisfied, he turned his gaze to Zhang Chulan again, "Little Zhang..."

"Huh?" Zhang Chulan pointed at himself, bewildered. "Wait, Brother Huo, do I have to give one too? Aren't I the youngest in the group?"

Xiao Yan thought about it and agreed. It was one thing to call Lu Xian and Ye Fan, but calling Zhang Chulan seemed a bit unreasonable. He smiled and patted Zhang Chulan's shoulder: "It's okay, I just wanted to call you."

Zhang Chulan: ……

You originally wanted me to give it to you, didn't you?

(End of this chapter)