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Chapter 174 Ye Fan: To be honest, I have a connection in Beidou [Please subscribe]

Canaan College.

At the entrance of the Heavenly Flame Qi Refining Tower, there was a soft recliner where Lu Xian was lying leisurely, looking relaxed and engrossed in a book. He was flipping through the pages with great interest, his eyes glued to the pages, completely absorbed in the world of the book.

Zi Yan was saying goodbye to the elders, including Su Qian, whose faces were bruised and swollen, not far away. Instead of feeling reluctant to part, the elders' bad mood after being beaten up had started to turn into a pleasant one.

The elders guarding the medicine storehouse were especially eager for Zi Yan to leave, their anxious expressions making it seem as if Zi Yan were a plague to be avoided at all costs.

Zhang Chulan is currently sparring with an academy elder whose strength has reached the nine-star Dou Huang level. Such a valuable opportunity, which is safe and worry-free and can increase his practical experience, is rare for him.

In his own world, everyone was weaklings, so fighting with the people in the group...

Forget it, the people in the group really don't inspire him to fight.

Time flies by.

In the blink of an eye, it was noon. Two more reclining chairs had appeared on Lu Xian's left and right, and two figures were lying down, silently flipping through books.

Inside the Heavenly Flame Qi Refining Tower, faint footsteps finally echoed.

Ye Fan and Xiao Yan slowly walked out of the tower. Looking up, they saw the three people on the recliner outside the door, and the books they were engrossed in reading.

[Magical Girl]

Hypnosis Academy

The Dragon Girl's Secret Story

The two: ...

Lu Xian glanced casually at the two people walking out side by side, his gaze relaxed and languid, before quickly returning his gaze to the book in his hands, and asked lightly, "Did things go smoothly?"

"Of course..."

Xiao Yan's lips curled up. He had already successfully refined the Fallen Heart Flame, so how could it not go smoothly?

Moreover, they also found the nascent Fallen Heart Flame as they wished, and unexpectedly gained a soul body fighter at the Dou Zun level.

"I'll go and take care of the aftermath." Xiao Yan said, lifting his leg and walking quickly towards Su Qian and the others who were still squatting not far away, intending to hand over the young Fallen Heart Flame to them.

Ye Fan stood quietly beside Lu Xian's recliner, snatched the book Lu Xian was holding up without a word, and casually flipped through a few pages. They were all... well, those kinds of pictures. His lips twitched slightly. "Brother Lu, where did you get these adult comics?"

"Watch your words." Lu Xian's expression tightened, and he quickly snatched the comic back. Pointing seriously at the character illustrations, he said righteously, "This is not an adult comic. Open your eyes and look carefully. It's clearly a collection of wonderful photos of underage girls."

Ye Fan's lips twitched, and he felt his heart clench violently.

"Brother Lu, don't you already have six wives? Why are you still looking at these?"

Upon hearing this, Lu Xian replied matter-of-factly, "Of course, it's about learning skills! Don't you understand the value of 'there's gold in books, beauty in books,' and 'learning has no limits'?"

Ye Fan found himself speechless for a moment, unable to respond.

He spoke with such confidence!

I couldn't find any reason to refute it at all.

"No, I won't say anything about Xiao Zhang showing this, but Zi Yan, why don't you show it to her too?"

Ye Fan stared at him, "Didn't you swear before that you would teach Zi Yan well?"

"Don't let Zi Yan's small stature fool you, she's almost a thousand years old. Of course, she needs to learn some skills too, right, second brother?" Lu Xian turned to look at Zi Yan beside him.

Zi Yan peeked halfway out from under the book, revealing only her big, bright eyes. She nodded hesitantly and said, "Although I don't quite understand it yet, I think Big Brother is right!"

It's ruined!

Following Lu Gou's lead, this girl's values ​​are definitely going to be ruined.

Ye Fan shook his head repeatedly, heartbroken, but the next second his expression changed instantly, and he shamelessly fawned over him: "Brother Lu, actually I have a friend..."

"No! There are no outsiders here. You can actually be a little bolder." Before Ye Fan could finish speaking, Lu Xian rolled his eyes and interrupted him mercilessly.

Why do they always do this, revealing their ID cards all the time?

"Ahem, by the way, Brother Lu, how many of these do you have?" Ye Fan's eyes were full of anticipation, sparkling with excitement.

"How much is there?" Lu Xian frowned as he thought about his warehouse full of inventory. He hadn't counted it carefully!

"I reckon it must be at least a hundred million copies..."

"Hundreds of millions of books!" Ye Fan's eyes lit up, and he was so excited he almost jumped up.

"Brother Lu, to be honest!"

"Actually, I have a connection with Beidou. It's risky, but the profits are incredibly high. As the saying goes, fortune favors the bold. If you're brave enough, after it's done, we'll split the profits 60/40. If you don't betray me as the one selling this, I can give you an extra 10% discount!"

Lu Xian's expression grew increasingly strange as he listened. Good heavens, do you know that selling pornographic books requires singing "Tears Behind Bars"?

Oh?

Are they selling pornographic books on Beidou?

That's alright then...

Lu Xian began to seriously consider the feasibility of this business.

First of all, Beidou certainly doesn't have such a wonderful, fancy, and captivating yellow book, which is undoubtedly a huge advantage and has a strong market appeal!

And then... and then what the hell?!

Who the hell would use a treasure like the Source to buy pornographic books?!

"Ye Hei, it's not that I, as your brother, want to discourage you..."

"Brother Lu, I know what you want to say, but you have to trust my judgment as a businessman with a keen eye. After all, I used to drive a Mercedes-Benz and I have a lot of experience in the business world. Here's what we'll do: when I go to the Northern Region, you'll be in charge of supplying the goods, and I'll be in charge of sales. Just leave it to me to handle."

Lu Xian: ...

If Ye Fan can really sell the pornographic book...

Even if a single pornographic book only sells for one pound of source material, it can still fetch hundreds of millions of pounds of source material. That might even earn more than selling mobile phones.

The premise is that Ye Fan can actually sell it.

Lu Xian thought about it and thought, why not let him give it a try?

Anyway, I won't lose out!

"Alright, since you, Emperor Ye, have volunteered, then I'll hand over this task of selling pornographic books to you. Don't mess it up!" Lu Xian nodded seriously, patted Ye Fan's shoulder beside him, and looked at him with a "do your best, I have high hopes for you" expression.

"Don't worry about the packaging, Brother Lu!"

After saying that, Ye Fan saw Lu Xian lie back down and continue flipping through the erotic book, and couldn't help but ask in bewilderment, "Brother Lu, aren't you curious to ask what kind of earth-shattering plan I'm preparing to sell this erotic book?"

"Not curious."

Lu Xian turned another page. He was joking, selling cell phones was fine, but selling pornographic books was something he couldn't bear to lose face like. It was a shameful thing to say, and he didn't want to die in the Beidou Society.

We'll just hand it over to Ye Fan and let him handle the planning. I'll just be responsible for supplying the goods.

Ye Fan: ...

This brilliant plan I came up with is so amazing, I just have to get it off my chest!

"Brother Lu, why don't you just be curious and ask for it yourself..."

"Not curious."

"Okay, I'll give you another 10% discount, just so you're curious!"

"I'll give you a 20% discount, so get out of my way!"

Lu Xian has walked a very precarious path in his life, and he would never allow himself to get caught up in the vortex of selling pornographic books, a business that could easily lead to his death!

With Xiao Yan's business settled, Lu Xian and the others went to Xiao Xun'er's place in the outer courtyard for lunch before returning to their respective worlds.

Of course, Zi Yan was also put into the Suppressing God Tower by Lu Xian and directly abducted.

……

Douluo World.

In the stone chamber where Lu Xian was in seclusion, a figure strode out from the teleportation portal.

As soon as Lu Xian returned, he took out the Suppressing God Pagoda from the Sea of ​​Bitterness and released Zi Yan from it.

"Second brother, come on, let your elder brother show you the world I live in!"

Lu Xian smiled and gently patted Zi Yan's head.

"Big brother, could you please stop touching my head all the time? It'll really stunt my growth! I'm almost a thousand years old, but I'm still so short and small. It must be because Old Man Su and the others always touched my head for no reason."

Zi Yan pouted her pink lips, looking unhappy. Her brows were furrowed, and she angrily shook her head several times, forcefully shaking off Lu Xian's hand that was rubbing her head.

"Second brother, being short makes you look petite and cute. If you grow tall, you won't be as pretty!" Lu Xian smiled, his eyes almost slits, and reached out to touch her again. A short loli, and a legal loli at that, is so rare.

Delicate, supple, and easily pushed over!

It's all good!

The grown-up Zi Yan in the anime is nowhere near as lively, cute, and lovable as she was as a child.

Will I really be unattractive when I grow up?

Zi Yan's bright, watery eyes were filled with confusion and bewilderment. She remembered that the male students in the inner courtyard seemed to like to gravitate towards female students with big breasts, perky buttocks, and curvaceous figures. Sometimes they would even argue about it until they were red in the face and fought each other to the death.

"Would my brother lie to you?"

"That's right, my brother would never lie to me!"

Lu Xian did not fly home directly on his rainbow. Instead, he took Zi Yan to Tian Dou City and strolled leisurely towards the Lu residence. Along the way, he introduced Zi Yan to the local customs and culture of the Douluo world.

However, it was clear that Zi Yan had absolutely no interest in these local customs and traditions; her mind was not on them at all.

Right now, she's holding a sweet orange juice in one hand and a skewer of barbecue in the other, her eyes darting around, searching for food in various shops on the street. If she sees something she likes, she immediately runs over to order it, then adds, "My brother will pay for it!"

After strolling along the busiest and most lively street in Tiandou City for half an hour, the two finally arrived at the magnificent gate of the Lu Mansion.

As soon as they stepped across the threshold, the Amethyst Winged Lion King came running over eagerly. Its aura was noticeably stronger than before, and according to the Doupo world, its strength had probably increased by three or four stars.

Its crystal armor shimmered with a brilliant purple light, dazzling and radiant, like a jewel from a dream. Its mane was also glossy and smooth, as silky as satin.

It seems that this guy is living a pretty good life since he started enjoying the benefits of free food and lodging. He and the little lion dog take turns on duty, each working a day to guard the house.

"Boss, you're back. And this... could she be the new sister-in-law?"

The Amethyst Winged Lion King's fist-sized eyes showed obvious surprise the moment it saw Zi Yan, its gaze filled with astonishment.

From Zi Yan, it clearly sensed the powerful and majestic pressure of a high-ranking magical beast.

This new sister-in-law, she's actually a monster in human form?

"Don't shout!"

Lu Xian smiled and took out a fist-sized piece of Origin, casually tossing it to the big lion dog as a reward.

Then, he gently stroked Zi Yan's head and introduced her in a friendly tone, "This is Zi Yan, my second brother, my brother. We're incredibly close, the kind of inseparable!"

Zi Yan proudly placed her hands on her hips, held her head high, and looked incredibly smug. She exuded an air of superiority, "Yes, yes, my relationship with my older brother is unparalleled!"

Lu Xian then said unhurriedly, "In the future, we might need a child to further solidify our close brotherly relationship."

"Yes, yes, we'll need a child to further stabilize things in the future..."

Zi Yan paused mid-sentence, blinked, and pondered the matter repeatedly in her mind, feeling as if something was amiss.

Lu Xian brought Zi Yan, who was frowning slightly and deep in thought, to the main courtyard. He arranged for her to stay in the room next to his own and even thoughtfully made up her bed.

"Big brother!" Zi Yan looked up at this moment, her face full of confusion and a strange expression, and asked, "Do good brothers need children?"

"Of course!"

With a serious expression, Lu Xian solemnly said, "To be best brothers for life, we naturally need a child to maintain and solidify our relationship. Think about it carefully. If we ever have a fight, without a child, we'll go our separate ways and there's almost no chance of making up. But with a child, it's completely different. Even if we fight, we'll choose to forgive each other for the sake of the child and stay together!"

"Only in this way can we, good brothers, stay together forever and never be separated. Second brother, don't you think that makes sense?"

Zi Yan tilted her head and thought for a moment, then nodded vigorously and said with a determined look, "Big brother, you're right. We should be best brothers who will never be apart. Big brother, why don't we just have a child now? No, have two!"

"Cough cough!" Lu Xian choked and coughed a lot. He quickly said, "Second brother, let's not rush this matter. We'll talk about it later!"

"Brother, how can this matter not be urgent?"

"She must give birth now!"

(End of this chapter)