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Chapter 176 Ye Fan: I'm Going to Dig Up His Ancestral Graves! [Please Subscribe]

[The previous chapter was about my granddaughter; I wrote it too late and my mind was foggy.]

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[Ye Fan: Damn it, she's already a granddaughter. You're all grandfathers, and you'll probably be watching her grow up. Take my advice, don't be a decent person and insist on being a dog.]

Ye Fan: Let me tell you, I'm a pro at beating dogs!

[Xiao Yan: I'm getting anxious! Look, Ye Hei is getting anxious!]

[Ye Fan: No way, no way, no one really wants to be a dog? Let's see how effective my dog-beating stick is!]

[Lu Xian: Haha! Looks like Ye Hei is really getting anxious.]

[Ye Fan: That's enough, you guys!]

[Ye Fan: I'm just baffled. I don't even have a girlfriend yet, and Brother Lu, you're telling me that a granddaughter is suddenly going to appear out of nowhere. This kind of news is just ridiculous.]

[Ye Fan: Damn it, I just don't understand, what kind of people are dating those kinds of relationships where they roll around in bed? When will it be my turn?!]

[Xiao Yan: Brother Lu, why do I hear someone seemingly targeting us? There's a strong smell of sourness about us; even the world barrier can't stop it.]

[Lu Xian: Hehe!]

[Zhang Chulan: Brother Ye, calm down.]

[Ye Fan: Xiao Zhang, you finally said something sensible! It's good to have you here with me while I'm single. Promise me you won't find someone before me.]

Zhang Chulan: To be honest...

Ye Fan: ???

[Ye Fan: Could it be... Xiao Zhang, you're not going to tell me you're not single anymore, are you?]

Zhang Chulan: Yes.

[Zhang Chulan: I had a dream this morning, and guess what? Now I know, you really shouldn't touch the women in your dreams, and you really shouldn't use the toilets in your dreams!]

Xiao Yan: ?!

[Ye Fan: Why did you go to the toilet?]

[Zhang Chulan: Women, women!!!]

[Ye Fan: Oh, so the person you found a boyfriend with is actually your "fifth brother"? That's it?]

[Zhang Chulan: You don't understand, this is a huge step forward for me, you know? Last night before I went to sleep, I accidentally knocked away that damned restrictive sand, and finally took this giant leap in my life!]

[Xiao Yan: What do you mean? I don't quite understand.]

[Lu Xian: For Xiao Zhang, this is indeed a big step. After all these years, Xiao Zhang has been practically impotent, living like a eunuch. He had a mark placed on his penis when he was a child, similar to the ancient Chinese cinnabar mark for virginity.]

Can you plant forbidden items on that?

This news is pretty explosive.

[Ye Fan: 6!]

[Xiao Yan: 6!]

[Qilin: 6!]

Those who could understand it were deeply shocked by the news.

As for those who didn't understand, even after Lu Xian explained it to them, they still didn't understand. It can only be said that those who already understand, understand...

[Lu Xian: Ice Cream, since you've popped up, let's talk about what's been going on.]

[Qilin: Things are relatively calm here for now, but a friend sent me some information about the Taotie fleet. Their fleet is heading towards Earth and is expected to take another 1-2 months. If there are any delays along the way, they should arrive at the Chiwuheng star system within three months at the latest. At that time, Earth will likely be facing a tough battle.]

[Lu Xian: Who asked you that? I was talking about the little girl. How is she doing with you?]

[Qilin: Nannan? She's having so much fun every day. She even wrote a poem and secretly kept it from me, saying she'd give it to you next time we meet. I was curious and took a peek using the dark dimension data; it's a very interesting poem. Would you like me to read it to you, Your Majesty?]

A poem by a little girl?

Lu Xian was speechless. How could he not know the level of his little girl's poetry?

[Lu Xian: There's absolutely no need for that!]

[Lu Xian: Ice Cream, when I go to Xiao Shihao's place in a couple of days, bring Nannan back to me.]

Qilin: Okay.

[Lu Xian: @Lu Xueqi @Yan Lingji, you two haven't posted for days, I miss you so much! How about we go visit Xiao Shihao's world together in a couple of days?]

[Yan Ling Ji: I'm currently in seclusion breaking through to the Divine Bridge Realm. I plan to continue this seclusion for an extended period, aiming to reach the other shore in one fell swoop and catch up with everyone's progress. I'll accompany Your Majesty again next time. *winks*]

[Lu Xueqi: I have a mission to complete, and I may not be able to find the time.]

Lu Xian: ...

[Ye Fan: Okay, okay, it feels so good not to have to eat dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection)!]

[Lu Xian: Get out of here!]

[Xiao Yan: I can bring Xun'er over to feed you. (Smug emoji)]

Ye Fan: Get out! Get out! Get out!

[Lu Xian: You two get out of here!]

After closing the chat group, Lu Xian continued to farm abstract values.

I originally planned to go into seclusion and advance the Nine Transformations of the Other Shore to the next level, but with the incidents involving Ye Fan and Shi Hao in the group, I estimate that I won't have enough time to go into seclusion.

"Take a break from work, consider this a vacation for yourself..."

……

Two days later.

evening.

Lu Xian was playing a game of hugging and cuddling with his two young wives in the palace when a message suddenly came in the group chat. Lu Xian thought it was a message from Shi Hao, but when he opened the chat group interface, he found that it was from Ye Fan.

[Ye Fan: @Lu Xian, Brother Lu, you were absolutely right. I was actually being hunted down after I left Tai Xuan. It was probably that brat Hua Yunfei who did it.]

[Lu Xian: You need some help, right?]

[Ye Fan: No need for that. I'm with someone I know right now. You've met him, that unscrupulous Taoist priest. That fat Taoist is no simpleton; he completely fooled the guy who was chasing me. Although his character is questionable, he does have some real skills.]

Lu Xian was speechless. How come Ye Fan always ran into Duan De, this scoundrel, no matter where he went?

Is this fate ordained by heaven?

Lu Xian thought for a moment.

Since we've come across this, we might as well make good use of it.

[Lu Xian: This fat Taoist priest has many tricks up his sleeve. Maybe we can get him to send you to the Northern Region. This is an opportunity.]

[Ye Fan: That's why we're practically brothers; we think alike. I brought up this request a while ago, and he said he could indeed find a way to send me to the Northern Region, but he had one condition, which is quite difficult for me to meet.]

[Lu Xian: What are your requirements?]

[Ye Fan: The unscrupulous Taoist priest told me to tell him some information about you, including where your hometown is, etc. He said if I told him, he could find a way to send me to the Northern Region.]

[Lu Xian: Interesting. Last time I tricked him out of half of an ultimate imperial weapon, and this fat Taoist priest is still holding a grudge. Is he planning to get revenge on me?]

[Ye Fan: That's right. I asked him why he was looking for your family, and he said he wanted to dig up your ancestral graves. When I heard that, I thought, "Hey, am I the kind of person who would betray my brothers? Of course I can't betray you."]

Lu Xian narrowed his eyes. It seemed that he hadn't tricked Duan De enough last time. He would have to take advantage of the opportunity to rob him thoroughly.

[Ye Fan: That unscrupulous Taoist is leading me to the location of the domain gate right now. If nothing unexpected happens, I should be able to reach the Northern Domain soon.]

This message left Lu Xian momentarily stunned.

[Lu Xian: So this is what you meant by "the request is quite difficult"? In the end, you still sold me out, didn't you?]

[Ye Fan: Don't worry, everything except the name was fake news.]

[Lu Xian: That fatso is incredibly cunning; would he really believe you if it was fake news?]

[Ye Fan: You don't even know how I got my nickname. Anyway, that fatso said we're almost at the domain gate.]

[Lu Xian: Heh, I'm just afraid he won't take you to the right dimensional gate.]

[Ye Fan: Whether it's true or not, we have to gamble that it's not, otherwise I really don't know where to find a portal to the Northern Region.]

The group chat was quiet for a short while.

After a short while, like drinking a cup of tea.

[Ye Fan: Holy crap! That fat bastard tricked me into this den of demons! That son of a bitch, I, Ye Fan, will never forgive him! I'll dig up his ancestral graves!]

[Lu Xian: What did I say before? Picking his nose.jpg]

[Xiao Yan: This is truly hilarious.]

[Zhang Chulan: I laughed +1.]

[Shi Hao: @Lu Xian, Brother Lu, Uncle and I have arrived at the Suanni's side. The battle down there is fierce. Do you want to come over now?]

[Lu Xian: Oh? Coming right now!]

[Ye Fan: Not a buddy?]

[Ye Fan: Why don't you take a look at me first? I'm surrounded by demons! Female demons, the really beautiful kind, and there's a whole group of them!]

[Lu Xian: Ye Hei, I think I might know where Duan De took you.]

[Ye Fan: Wow, these vixens are all so sexy! Their clothes are all sheer gauze, so alluring and beautiful. We'll share the good times and the bad, Brother Lu, come here! I'll reluctantly part with my good fortune and share half with you!]

Lu Xian's heart fluttered for only a second!

[Lu Xueqi: ?]

[Lu Xian: Ye Hei, your words are an insult to my character! I, Lu, have studied the Spring and Autumn Annals; I am not that kind of person!]

[Lu Xian: Actually, you don't need to panic. Just activate your time-travel talisman and run away.]

Ye Fan: ?

[Ye Fan: So when I return after my time travel ends, won't I still be in the witch's territory?]

[Lu Xian: Let's talk about it when I get back. I'm hanging up now. I'm going to Xiao Shihao's place to get some Suanni meat. I wonder if Suanni meat is any good.]

Lu Xian closed the chat group.

He slowly got up from the soft, comfortable sofa, stretched lazily, and thought that Ye Fan had probably been tricked by Duan De into going to the demon princess Yan Ruyu's side. He was sure that Ye Fan wouldn't die. The demon race still needed him to nurture the Demon Emperor's Holy Heart, so there was nothing to worry about regarding his safety.

on the sofa.

Seeing that Lu Xian had suddenly stopped making any moves, Qian Renxue looked puzzled and asked, "Are you planning to go out again?"

"yes!"

Lu Xian bent down slightly and gently kissed the little angel and the kitten on their jade-like faces, a tender smile on his lips, and said, "You've rested for so many days, enjoying your leisure time. It's time to go out and stretch your muscles."

"Big brother, can I come with you?"

Zi Yan blinked her big, watery eyes, which were like black gemstones, and said excitedly.

"Second brother, this won't do."

Lu Xian smiled and reached out his big hand to pat her little head, patiently explaining, "The world your big brother is going to is a bit dangerous. With your current strength, it won't be very safe for you. I'll try to find you a cultivation technique suitable for the demon race later. Once your strength has improved, I can take you to other worlds to play."

"snort!"

Zi Yan crossed her arms, pouted her pink lips, shook her head to knock Lu Xian's hand away, looking unhappy and puffed up in a huff, which actually made her look quite cute.

"Your older brother will bring you something delicious when he comes back."

Lu Xian knew very well how to easily manipulate Zi Yan.

Sure enough, as soon as those words were spoken, the expression of dissatisfaction on her round and cute little face immediately disappeared.

She slightly raised her head: "Then it's a deal!"

"Okay, remember to be good at home and don't be naughty." Lu Xian chuckled and ruffled her hair, then skillfully opened a portal and strode inside.

……

a perfect world.

Great wasteland.

Here, majestic peaks rise one after another, forests stretch endlessly, and ancient trees grow astonishingly thick, their canopies almost reaching the sky, reaching thousands of meters high, even taller than some mountains, blocking out the sun.

Some vines, whose age is unknown, are so thick that several adults cannot encircle them. They grow around the mountain, as vigorous as a coiled dragon.

On the summit of a high mountain, a number of middle-aged men were standing. Almost every one of them had a physique as strong as a tiger or leopard, with bulging arm muscles. They wore animal skin clothing, had bronze skin, loose black hair, and bright, piercing eyes.

Among this group of middle-aged people, there was a little boy who looked to be about three or four years old, wearing an animal skin vest and shorts. He stood out from the group of middle-aged people.

"Little one, didn't you say you had help coming? Why haven't they arrived yet?" a middle-aged man asked in a deep voice.

"Uncle Jiao, they should... be here!"

Xiao Shihao pointed to a teleportation portal that had suddenly opened beside him and exclaimed in surprise.

next second.

Ye Fan screamed and flew out of the teleportation portal, landing with his chin on the ground in front of a group of middle-aged people in Stone Village with a "thud".

Their eyes met.

Ye Fan: ...

People from Stone Village: ...

Xiao Shihao blinked. "Brother Ye, your way of making an entrance is quite unique."

How could it not be special!

Seeing that Ye Fan had agreed to go with her to meet Princess Yan Ruyu, Qin Yao was furious when she realized that he had suddenly opened a teleportation portal and disappeared into it while she wasn't looking. In a fit of anger, Qin Yao unleashed a divine attack into the portal, which struck Ye Fan in the buttocks.

They blew all the fabric off Ye Fan's buttocks, leaving his two bright, bare buttocks exposed.

Ye Fan was embarrassed for a second, then immediately jumped up as if nothing had happened.

"Whoosh!"

Another portal has opened.

Lu Xian walked out leisurely, his white robes fluttering.

"Hey, Ye Hei, you like to go out naked now?" Lu Xian asked, somewhat surprised.

Ye Fan's face darkened, and he quickly took out a new pair of pants to change into. Anyway, everyone here was a grown man, so it didn't matter.

"Brother Lu, Brother Ye!"

Xiao Shihao stepped forward with delight and introduced the people of Shicun to the two of them.

The group of middle-aged men in Shicun did not look down on Lu Xian and Ye Fan because of their tall and slender figures. On the contrary, they were very polite to them, knowing that these two young men were not as simple as they seemed.

No sooner had the two sides become acquainted than a bloody storm swept through the mountain.

"Aww!"

Two animal roars came from behind.

"It's Biao!"

(End of this chapter)