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Chapter 189 Xiao Yan's Revenge, Parts 2.0 and 3.0 [Please Subscribe]

Inside a grand hall of the demon race, filled with the fragrance of sandalwood.

Ye Fan and Xiao Yan were lying on the recliners getting their feet massaged, while even Xiao Nannan was being served by a seductive little vixen.

"Huohuo, I reckon even cremation wouldn't melt away your mouth, it's damn hard."

While enjoying the little vixen's massage service, Ye Fan teased Xiao Yan with amusement, his voice full of mockery.

Then, he suddenly changed the subject, saying slowly, "Oh, by the way, I have some good news for you. I recorded a video on my phone just now. Next time I visit you, I'll show it to your sister-in-law and ask her to make you some nourishing soup..."

"Holy crap? Ye Hei, you bastard, if this were Earth, a scumbag like you would be run over by a dump truck the moment you stepped outside..."

outside the temple.

Hearing the commotion inside, Lu Xian and Yan Ruyu exchanged a glance. Yan Ruyu couldn't help but chuckle softly, her laughter like the clear sound of a mountain spring flowing with silver bells, crisp and melodious.

She turned her head slightly, her beautiful eyes sparkling with curiosity, and looked at Lu Xian with slightly parted red lips, saying, "Fellow Daoist Lu Xian, do you and your brothers always get along so harmoniously and interestingly?"

"Isn't this better? It would be so boring if everyone were putting on airs with each other."

Lu Xian's lips curled into a warm and casual smile. Gazing at her flawless face, he leaned closer to Yan Ruyu, deliberately lowering his voice, yet with a hint of intimacy, and teased:

"And another thing, Yu'er, why are you still calling me so formally? We're about to get married, why don't you change your way of addressing me and call me 'husband' first?"

After saying that, Lu Xian winked at Yan Ruyu, his eyes full of teasing.

Upon hearing this, Yan Ruyu's elegant and flawless face instantly flushed with a blush, like a newly blooming lotus flower, delicate and beautiful, elegant and charming.

Faced with Lu Xian's direct yet playful teasing, she bit her lip lightly, lowered her head slightly, and tried to cover her already flushed cheeks with her loose hair, softly leaving behind the words, "I'll go and have someone prepare the banquet."

She hurried away, her usual elegance and composure completely gone, replaced by a slightly flustered gait.

Her green dress swayed gently as she walked, like ripples on a clear blue lake, spreading outwards and into Lu Xian's heart.

Dinner?

Isn't it noon yet?

Lu Xian watched her graceful figure gradually disappear into the distance and couldn't help but chuckle softly.

The little demons of the demon race are always bold and unrestrained, and their behavior is uninhibited. However, when faced with such teasing between men and women, Yan Ruyu, the princess of the demon race, is not as carefree and bold as those ordinary little demons. The shyness she reveals is like that of an innocent girl, with a hint of cuteness.

That's really rare!

In fact, Lu Xian did not know that if other men made such jokes, they might not only get a cold face, but also a big slap in the face, or even have an extreme imperial weapon stuffed into his mouth to make those who dared to offend him wake up.

As a princess of the demon race, Yan Ruyu is not timid. Her willingness to take the initiative to discuss marrying into another family by the Green Pool proves that she has a decisive side.

Her courage wasn't shown in these trivial matters; in many things, she was simply mindful of her status. A demon princess must act in accordance with her status; she can go with the flow, but she cannot act recklessly.

Lu Xian's gaze followed Yan Ruyu until her graceful figure disappeared around the corner of the hall, at which point he slowly withdrew his gaze.

Just as they were about to step into the main hall, a figure slipped out of the hall first.

Xiao Yan looked slightly furtive. He gently placed his finger between his lips and gestured for Lu Xian to be quiet.

Then, he cautiously leaned into the hall and peered inside, his gaze landing on Ye Fan, who was squinting and enjoying a massage with a contented expression.

After glancing at it, Xiao Yan pulled his head back, then pointed to a place a little further away, his eyes revealing a furtive, dog-like look, signaling Lu Xian to follow him.

Seeing his expression, Lu Xian knew that this kid was definitely up to no good and was probably plotting something.

However, Lu Xian was still a little curious, so he followed after him, wanting to see what Xiao Yan was up to.

The two quickly walked out of the main hall and walked dozens of meters away. Lu Xian casually waved his hand, and a transparent divine sense barrier was quietly set up, enveloping the two of them.

Lu Xian looked at Xiao Yan with a half-smile: "Huo Huo, just say what your plan is. Ye Hei can't hear or see us discussing how to trick him right now."

"Brother Lu, how did you know I was going to trick Ye Hei?"

Xiao Yan looked completely bewildered, his mouth slightly agape, utterly dumbfounded.

He thought to himself: I haven't even had a chance to say anything yet, is it really that obvious on my face?

"Do you think I wouldn't guess your little scheme?"

Lu Xian rolled his eyes in annoyance, but there was a hint of mockery in his eyes. He had been acting mysteriously when he came out of the hall, and he had paid special attention to Ye Hei. Even a fool could see that he was trying to trick Ye Hei.

Is Lu Xian the kind of person who would betray his brothers?

Hey!

He really is!

So at this moment, Lu Xian urged impatiently, "Stop dawdling here. Speak your mind. If the plan is good, I'll help you out. If the plan is too stupid, don't say anything, lest you insult my intelligence."

"Brother Lu, please calm down."

As Xiao Yan spoke, he cautiously glanced around to make sure no one was watching before confidently rummaging through his storage ring. A moment later, he pulled out a small jade bottle, a smug look on his face, and boasted:

"Brother Lu, take a look. This is the 2.0 version of the aphrodisiac I've been researching these past few days. Don't underestimate it; its effects are at least ten times stronger than the 1.0 version I gave you last time!"

As he spoke, he gently shook the jade bottle in his hand, as if it contained some rare treasure.

Upon hearing this, Lu Xian's expression instantly turned strange. He looked Xiao Yan up and down, a slight smile playing on his lips, and couldn't help but tease, "Huo Huo, did you specially research and prepare this for yourself because you have kidney deficiency?"

His eyes were full of mockery, which made Xiao Yan a little anxious. This was a matter of a man's dignity, and he had to argue his case.

"I don't have kidney deficiency!"

Xiao Yan's face flushed red as he excitedly protested, "Brother Lu, don't talk nonsense! I'm perfectly healthy. The reason I developed this medicine is so that one day I can avenge the day Xun'er and I were tricked at Canaan Academy!"

Lu Xian narrowed his eyes. So you're saying you want to trick me into joining you in this scheme?

When Xiao Yan saw Lu Xian's expression, his heart skipped a beat, and he immediately understood what Lu Xian was thinking.

Damn, I just blurted that out!

He quickly forced a dry laugh and explained cautiously, "Brother Lu, don't worry, how could I dare to trick you, right? Our relationship is rock solid! Besides, if I really had any wicked thoughts and wanted to trick you, would I have called you out alone to discuss this plan with you? I would definitely arrange it myself, afraid that you would find out! Don't you think that makes sense?"

"What you say makes sense." Lu Xian nodded slowly, acknowledging Xiao Yan's explanation.

After thinking for a moment, Lu Xian said, "Huo Huo, I can help you get revenge, and I'll also trick Ye Hei while I'm at it. After all, I'd love to see this show."

"However, you need to understand one thing: Ye Hei has the Ancient Sacred Body, with thick skin and flesh, making him particularly resilient. Qin Yao is also at the Dao Palace Realm, and her strength should not be underestimated. Ordinary aphrodisiacs will not have much effect on them. Even if we add the drug to their wine or food, they will probably only ingest a little bit and notice something unusual about their bodies, which will make them wary and they will not take it anymore."

After all, once aphrodisiacs are ingested, the body will uncontrollably become hot and feverish. For cultivators like Ye Fan and Qin Yao, they can instantly detect any slight abnormality in their bodies.

"Brother Lu, you can rest assured about this!"

Xiao Yan picked up the bottle with a smug look and shook it, boasting, "My 2.0 version is colorless and odorless, and it won't take effect immediately after you take it. Instead, it will accumulate slowly and silently in your body. Only when the effects accumulate to a critical point will it be released completely like a volcanic eruption."

"By then, hehe, the effect will be absolutely cruel. Just thinking about it terrifies me!"

Lu Xian: ...

As Lu Xian listened to Xiao Yan's description, the corner of his mouth twitched slightly. You really are a genius at researching aphrodisiacs!

"Good job, kid!"

"Huo Huo, I'll definitely help you with this, brother!"

Lu Xian and Xiao Yan whispered outside for four or five minutes, discussing the details of the plan. Then Lu Xian casually stepped into the hall. As for Xiao Yan, he made an excuse to go to the toilet and would have to stay outside for a while. If the two of them went in together, it might alert Ye Hei.

"Oh! Brother Lu, you're back so soon? How did things go with the Demon Emperor's Sacred Heart?"

Ye Fan slightly raised his eyelids and saw that it was Lu Xian who came in. His face instantly filled with a warm smile.

However, all of this is just superficial!

Right now, he was thinking to himself: Brother, I'm really sorry about this. Don't blame me for being ruthless. Blame that kid Huo Huo for being inhuman!

After Lu Xian left with Yan Ruyu in the morning, Ye Fan and Xiao Yan came up with a plan to trick Lu Xian. After all, in their small circle, Lu Xian had never received any "special treatment". This time, they were determined to make Lu Xian "enjoy" the feeling of being taken care of.

Upon seeing Lu Xian, Ye Fan immediately recalled the plan they had discussed, and his heart trembled with excitement. This would be the first time they had tricked that bastard Lu Xian so badly—unprecedented!

However, Ye Fan knew that Lu Xian was shrewd and clever, so he hid his excitement very well and didn't let Lu Xian notice anything unusual.

"It went quite smoothly. Sacred Heart is already in my Sea of ​​Bitterness. If there's a chance in the future, I'll give you a few drops of the Demon Emperor's essence blood." Lu Xian nodded slightly. Looking at Ye Fan's smiling face, a pang of pain welled up in his heart.

Brother, I'm really sorry about this!

Don't blame your brother for being ruthless; blame that Huo Huo kid for being inhuman!

To be honest, my buddy is doing this for your own good, so you can get married sooner...

Despite the excruciating pain of impending betrayal to his brother, Lu Xian maintained a calm demeanor on the surface. After all, Ye Hei's nickname wasn't given lightly; revealing too much unusual emotion might alert Ye Hei to something amiss.

Lu Xian casually found a chair and slowly lay down, joining the pleasant massage group. Life in the demon race is so comfortable. If he were in those prestigious sects with their many rules and regulations, he would never enjoy such massage treatment.

At this moment, the two people on the recliners appeared to be enjoying themselves, chatting casually from time to time, but in reality, they each harbored their own ulterior motives.

They both tried to maintain their usual calm demeanor, as if nothing unusual had happened, but in their hearts, they were each plotting their own schemes, waiting for the right opportunity to trick each other out of a big way.

Xiao Yan strolled leisurely through the demon territory, whistling off-key as he was led by a little fairy. He was in an incredibly pleasant mood.

He knew in his heart that neither Lu Xian nor Ye Fan were easy to deal with; both were exceptionally shrewd individuals.

Having just arrived in this unfamiliar territory of the demon race, if I were to resort to underhanded schemes, I risked being exposed and discovered.

Therefore, Xiao Yan had a flash of inspiration and decided to do the opposite, directly resorting to a cunning scheme, and even a scheme within a scheme.

He meticulously planned and tailored this seemingly perfect plan to the individual personalities of Lu Xian and Ye Fan.

The brilliance of this plan lies in its ability to make the two victims believe they are in control of the entire situation, personally involved in the plan, and mistakenly believe they are the plan's creators, thus leading them to scheme against each other.

In this way, Lu Xian and Ye Fan would be so focused on figuring out how to trick each other that they would naturally have little chance of noticing Xiao Yan, who seemed to be an uninvolved third party.

This is what is known as "the darkest place is under the lamp"!

And he, Xiao Yan, as the "blind spot" in this plan, will become the mastermind behind the scenes at the last moment, sending Lu Xian and Ye Fan to heaven together, letting them taste the bitterness of being tricked, in order to avenge their past grievances.

Xiao Yan became increasingly pleased with himself. The plan was flawless, without the slightest flaw.

He seemed to already see Lu Xian and Ye Fan's furious and exasperated expressions when they realized they had been tricked, and a slight smile crept onto his lips.

As for whether he'll be beaten to death later, what a joke! He's been beaten up countless times already. At worst, he can just drink a few more mouthfuls of divine spring water, or simply travel back to the Doupo world and hide behind Xun'er.

If that doesn't work, he'll go hide behind Naiqi!

"Hehehe, is this the thrill of crushing your opponent with your intelligence?!" Xiao Yan couldn't help but chuckle softly, having already opened a bottle of champagne.

This is the true strategic planning of a high-level player!

The way Lu Xian and Ye Fan forced themselves and Xun'er to take aphrodisiacs back then was just so shady, it had absolutely no skill involved!

Heh~tui~ is despicable!

"Little brother Xiao Yan, why are you laughing so happily? Have you thought of something interesting?" The little fairy who led the way asked with a smile.

"More or less."

Xiao Yan nodded, then casually asked, "By the way, Fairy Sister, my eldest and second brothers enjoy drinking. I wonder if the demon race has any good wine? Could I bring some for them to try?"

"Of course, come with me..."

Xiao Yan's eyes lit up. He planned to secretly put a large amount of aphrodisiac in the wine and then have the little vixen deliver it to Lu Xian and Ye Fan under the name of Yan Ruyu.

Version 2.0 of the aphrodisiac?

No, no!

Xiao Yan actually has a hidden 3.0 version, his ultimate trump card!

(End of this chapter)