Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 203 Even after being cured, he'll still be a drooling patient. [Please subscribe]

A group member who only knows how to type "one, two, three"?

Lu Xian looked at Xiao Yan with some surprise: "Is that so?"

"I knew you wouldn't believe me; I didn't believe it at first either."

Xiao Yan looked helpless, spread his hands, and said with a wry smile, "Brother Lu, this is really outrageous. I really can't explain it to you clearly in words. Why don't you go to the group and take a look, and go through the chat history? You'll understand what's going on right away."

Lu Xian opened the chat group interface with suspicion and quickly browsed through the chat history of the past half hour.

Of the three newcomers.

Luo Feng integrated quite quickly and was quite active in the group chat. Lu Xian wasn't surprised by this, since Luo Feng came from modern society and was more accepting of this kind of communication.

This kid keeps calling Ye Fan "Emperor Ye" over and over, as if he's been completely fooled by this scoundrel Ye Fan.

Looking at Li Xingyun, Xiao Yan had previously explained the chat group function to him in detail, and he had also greeted the group members in the chat history. It can be seen that he has become proficient in using the chat group function and his integration speed is quite good.

However, when Lu Xian saw the speech record of the last newcomer, Lin Dong, his lips twitched slightly involuntarily.

In the chat history, no matter what others asked him, he always answered "one, two, three". Sometimes, even when no one asked him, he would still be there saying "one, two, three" or "three, two, one".

just like……

It seems like I'm trapped in some kind of inescapable cycle.

This kind of amusement was so good that even Lu Xian couldn't help but feel a little overwhelmed.

Lu Xian stroked his chin, pondering briefly. He remembered that Lin Dong in Martial Universe was illiterate. Was it possible that he only knew the three characters "one, two, three" and that's why he kept saying "one, two, three"?

[Lin Dong: One, two, three.]

[Zhang Chulan: This poor child, how did he get cerebral palsy?]

[Shi Hao: Does cerebral palsy mean the brain is damaged? That's so pitiful.]

[Ye Fan: Instead of caring whether he's pitiful or not, you should be more concerned about whether it's absurd that someone with a mental disability was brought into the chat group. Did Haozi's account get hacked by some shameless person last time, causing some kind of bug in the chat group?]

[Lin Dong: Three, two, one.]

[Lu Xueqi: You guys shouldn't discriminate against other group members.]

[Qilin: Perhaps I can treat his cerebral palsy. Angel Nebula's medical technology is quite advanced, and their research on the brain is very mature. They guarantee a cure.]

[Luo Feng: An angel? Wow, is Sister Qi Lin an angel?]

[Qilin: Hehe, should the newcomer recognize an angel as their elder sister?]

[Ye Fan: Hey, hey, hey, Qi Lin, that's going too far! Xiao Luo works for me, no poaching allowed!]

Look at Lu Xian, how comfortable he is every day now that he has a simp named Zhang!

They'll unleash their dogs to bite you at the drop of a hat.

Ye Fan saw it all and admired it deeply!

Naturally, he couldn't be subservient to anyone, so he decided to find a sycophant to help him out!

[Xiao Yan: Qi Lin, not to be rude, but I think even if Lin Dong is cured, he'll still be a drooling idiot.]

[Li Xingyun: I have a special Huayang acupuncture technique, which has earned me the nickname "Friend of Women," but men can also be treated, so they shouldn't drool.]

[Xiao Yan: Little Li, you look pretty much like a drooling idiot, but I, Emperor Yan Xiao Yan, don't mind. Want to consider joining me?]

[Li Xingyun: No, I'll stick with Brother Lu.]

[Xiao Yan: You're spineless!]

[Zhang Chulan: What? Someone actually wants to steal my job? How dare they! My godfather sent me to lick his boots!]

[Li Xingyun: Is the competition really that fierce...?]

[Yan Ling Ji: The group chat is so lively! *winks and smiles*]

[Lu Xian: Let me say something first!]

[Lu Xian: I was just thinking about it. Do you guys think it's possible that Lin Dong isn't actually cerebral palsy, but just illiterate, and that the only three characters he knows are "one, two, three"?]

[Lin Dong: 213.]

[Xiao Yan: Brother Lu, he called you an idiot!]

[Lu Xian: Shut up, or I'll kick you.]

[Xiao Yan: Sister Qi, look at him!]

[Ye Fan: To be honest, Brother Lu, I think the possibility of this is even smaller than the chance of cerebral palsy.]

[Xiao Yan: +1.]

Luo Feng: +1.

Zhang Chulan: I choose to always believe in my godfather!

[Lu Xueqi: Perhaps what Lu Xian said is true. Have you all forgotten that he's read most of the novels and scripts in the group? He might have read them too, especially the three newcomers.]

hiss~

After Lu Xueqi's reminder, it seems that it's true; Lu Xian's answers are usually quite authoritative.

[Yan Ling Ji: So you really can't read? LOL.jpg]

[Zhang Chulan: See? I told you my godfather is always right!]

[Ye Fan: That's outrageous. Turns out he's illiterate?]

[Xiao Yan: @Lu Xian, Brother Lu, have you read the scripts for these three newcomers?]

[Luo Feng: Emperor Ye, what does he mean by saying he's read the novel and script?]

[Ye Fan: It's not good for a child to know too much; I'm afraid your Dao heart will become unstable in the future.]

[Lu Xian: I have seen it.]

[Xiao Yan: Tell me about it?]

[Lu Xian: Wait a minute, let me try to see if I can find a way to communicate with this kid.]

[Lu Xian: @Lin Dong, voice message (long press the longest key to send your message in the group, try it)]

One minute later.

[Lin Dong: Voice message (Hello everyone, can you hear me?)]

[Ye Fan: Wow, that's really something! This guy's practically illiterate!]

[Lu Xian: @Lin Dong, voice message (I can hear you. If you want to communicate in the group in the future, you can long press to convert text to voice, or long press to convert voice to text. Also, go read a book as soon as possible and learn to read. My wife doesn't let me play with illiterate people, as it can easily affect my IQ.)]

Lu Xueqi: ...

[Lin Dong: Voice message (What is this thing? How did it suddenly appear in my head?)]

[Lu Xian: Voice message (Until you learn to read, please remain silent, you illiterate.)]

Lincheng.

Having just successfully defeated Lin Langtian and finally avenged his previous defeat, Lin Dong's mood was shrouded in gloom, showing no joy whatsoever.

All because a mysterious thing inexplicably appeared in his mind, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't control it.

In this strange space, many people were chatting by typing, but those words were like heavenly script to Lin Dong, completely incomprehensible.

After much trouble, Lin Dong finally managed to chat with this group of mysterious people. However, what greeted him seemed to be their disdain for him being illiterate.

Excessive!

unacceptable!

Lin Dong, who is proud of his life, has made up his mind to find his younger sister, Lin Qingtan, and ask her to teach him to read.

But before that, he started chatting in the group... oh, no, I mean text-to-speech.

"It seems like you can do it by long-pressing..." Lin Dong pondered and tried it out. He long-pressed a piece of text, and then seven or eight buttons popped up after the text.

Copy, paste, cut, select text, select all, convert to text, convert to speech...

Good heavens, he didn't recognize a single word, so he could only use the most rudimentary method, trying one by one slowly.

Finally, when he tried the last button, he successfully converted the text to speech and then excitedly decided to see what these people were talking about.

He was furious when he heard this; he almost lost his temper on the spot. These guys actually said he had cerebral palsy!

Deceiving too much!

[Lu Xian: Huo Huo, speaking of Lin Dong, you have quite a close relationship with him!]

Xiao Yan: ?

[Xiao Yan: I don't know him!]

[Lu Xian: In the novel, you met him after you broke through to the Dou Di realm, and you traveled to the Great Thousand World together.]

[Xiao Yan: Hmm~ So you have this kind of relationship?]

[Lu Xian: Not only that, you two are even closer. Your novel and Lin Dong's novel script were actually written by the same author. You two are like half-brothers.]

[Xiao Yan: ???]

[Ye Fan: This is awesome! I'll grab a seat first!]

[Zhang Chulan: One more stool.]

[Qilin: +1.]

【…】

[Lu Xian: If you all want to hear it, then I'll say it.]

[Lu Xian: You all know that Huo Huo has Yao Lao as a soul cheat, right? Actually, Lin Dong also has a soul cheat, which is a Heavenly Demon Sable.]

[Xiao Yan: That's it? Isn't it normal for them to look a little similar? I received nine years of compulsory education, how could I possibly be a half-brother to this illiterate person? Don't insult me!]

[Lu Xian: Huo Huo, you have your childhood sweetheart Xiao Xun'er; Lin Dong, you have your childhood sweetheart Lin Qingtan.]

[Lu Xian: Huo Huo, you should seek revenge on Na Ran and Yan Ran for the humiliation; Lin Dong should seek revenge on Lin Langtian for the humiliation.]

[Lu Xian: Huo Huo, you need to collect the different flames, defeat the big boss, and save the world. Lin Dong needs to collect the ancestral symbols, defeat the big boss, and save the world.]

[Lu Xian: There are many more, but I won't go into them. For example, Xiao Xun'er isn't a biological daughter of the Xiao family; her identity is not simple. Lin Qingtan isn't a biological daughter of the Lin family either; her identity is not simple either.]

[Lu Xian: With so many similarities, you might as well say they're twins cut from the same mold!]

Xiao Yan: ...

Lin Dong: ...

[Zhang Chulan: I'm laughing so hard!]

[Ye Fan: It's hard to keep this up!]

[Yan Lingji: Interesting, what a pair of unfortunate brothers! (winking emoji)]

[Qilin: The luckiest thing that ever happened to me was being added to this chat group. It's so much fun, ladies!]

[Lu Xueqi: @Lu Xian, what about the other two newcomers?]

[Lu Xian: I've seen them too. Besides, these two newcomers, in a way, are practically my compatriots, along with Ye Fan, Huo Huo, Xiao Zhang, Da Huo Ji, and Qi Lin. We're from a parallel Earth, and we're all from China.]

[Luo Feng: Huh? You guys are all Chinese too? Really? Can you prove it?]

Luo Feng had been pretending in the group, but he was actually quite wary of chat groups. He had joined a mysterious chat group, and it turned out that many of the people in the group were Chinese like him. There were too many coincidences.

This must be taken very seriously!

[Lu Xian: Proof?]

[Lu Xian: Hello, damn it, I'm Lu Xian, I'm your father, is that enough proof?]

Luo Feng: ...

Lu Xian's friendly exchange in a mix of Chinese and English left everyone in the group completely bewildered.

If Lu Xueqi and the others couldn't understand it, so be it.

As for those few who could understand...

In short, people who have gone to school or not, those with education or those without, are all living in Bengbu now.

Even Luo Feng himself felt something was off, yet it seemed perfectly reasonable.

If I had to say something, it would be that the way the other person greeted me... seemed a bit impolite.

[Xiao Yan: A newbie? Is one certificate enough? If not, I'll give you another one.]

[Xiao Yan: Voice (Alpaca)]

hiss!

In an instant.

Luo Feng gasped, his whole body trembling.

That's right!

This familiar three-word mantra, this familiar tone, this curse that has swept the world and is deeply loved by the Chinese people, can only be uttered so authentically by us Chinese!

So imposing!

Putting everything else aside, Xiao Yan is undoubtedly Chinese.

[Xiao Yan: Little Luo, do you believe me now?]

[Luo Feng: Brother, I believe it!]

[Xiao Yan: See, I'm just a jerk, I had to get scolded. *shrug*]

[Ye Fan: Huo Huo, you motherfucker, how can you have no manners at all? Don't you know I'm protecting Xiao Luo? Don't you know you have to respect your elder brother before insulting your underlings?]

Luo Feng: ...

Why do I feel like a dog?

[Xiao Yan: You have manners, your whole family has manners!]

[Lu Xian: Xiao Luo, actually, once you're in the group, there's no need to be wary of the other members. By the way, what level are you at now?]

[Luo Feng: Quasi-Martial Artist...]

[Lu Xian: You've just started cultivating genetic energy, huh? That's a bit low. With your current level, how should I put it? You're a penniless pauper. There's really nothing for anyone to covet, you know what I mean?]

Luo Feng: I understand...

[Luo Feng: Brother Lu, you seem to know something about my side?]

[Lu Xian: It's not just a little, it's very much about you. I also know that your initial goal in becoming a martial artist was to buy your family a new house so that it would be easier for your lame brother to go up and down the stairs, right?]

Luo Feng: ...

[Xiao Yan: Oh, so Luo's family is actually struggling? Need some financial assistance? I don't have much of anything, but I have plenty of gold coins!]

[Ye Fan: Little Luo's leg is lame? The Divine Spring Water should be able to cure it, right?]

[Lu Xian: Okay.]

Ye Fan sent Luo Feng a personalized red envelope.

[Ye Fan: Consider this bottle of divine spring water a gift for your joining this Heavenly Emperor. Take it and use it to heal your brother's leg; just drink it directly.]

[Luo Feng: Thank you, Emperor Ye, but I'm still in prison and can't get out for now.]

[Zhang Chulan: Kid, I've been to prison before. No big deal, just escape and wreak havoc. Look at me, I'm invincible in my own world after my escape!]

[Lu Xian: Xiao Luo's side has pretty high combat strength, unlike Xiao Zhang's side which is full of weaklings. His side's top combatants are comparable to Ye Hei and Shi Hao's side, so let's follow the procedure, otherwise we might get killed.]

[Zhang Chulan: Never mind.]

[Ye Fan: Wow! I'm starting to get interested. I thought someone who practices martial arts wouldn't be that strong. Looks like I won't be too lonely from now on!]

[Lu Xian: After all, this is a higher-level world. The RR virus has broken out on Xiao Luo's Earth, and there are quite a few monsters. If you guys have some free time in the future, you can go and train there.]

I've pretty much gotten along well with the new group members.

Lu Xian closed the chat group interface, stood up lightly, and prepared to leave.

"Brother Lu, where are you going?" Xiao Yan, perched on the glazed tiles of the main hall roof, looked up slightly and asked in confusion, "Aren't you keeping an eye on Ye Hei anymore?"

"Where are we going? It's almost dark. Of course, we're going to sleep with our wives. Do you expect us to stay here on the roof of this palace and watch the stars with you and Xiao Zhang tonight?"

"As for Ye Hei, let's check on his progress tomorrow..."

(End of this chapter)