Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 25: They all belong to my crematorium!

[Yan Lingji: @Lu Xian, what do you think I should do?]

[Lu Xian: The fact that you asked this question shows that you already have your own ideas, which makes me very happy. My words weren't in vain.]

[Lu Xian: Since Tianze isn't a qualified leader, why don't you try being the leader yourself?]

To become a leader myself?

Yan Lingji hesitated. She felt she didn't have the ability or skill to fake being captured. She had thought she would be imprisoned with Tianze, but that wasn't the case.

[Yan Ling Ji: I know my own limitations; I don't have that kind of ability.]

[Lu Xian: Your vision is too narrow. You need to understand one thing: you're someone with a cheat code now!]

[Yan Ling Ji: Hack?]

[Lu Xian: It's a chat group. For everyone in the group, the chat group is like a cheat code!]

[Lu Xian: Actually, if you just think about it, you'll understand. You are fully capable of that right now, and if you wanted to, becoming the king of Baiyue would be a piece of cake.]

Yan Lingji frowned slightly. Is that so?

[Lu Xian: Are you short of food? There's plenty in this fiery world, enough to make you burst.]

[Lu Xian: Do you need a brain trust? Everyone in the group is your support.]

[Lu Xian: Do you need some thugs? If Ye Hei and Nai Qi went to your world, even some grandmasters from various sects would be beaten to death by their fists. And after Ye Hei develops for a few more years, he could single-handedly destroy seven kingdoms.]

[Ye Fan: I protest! I protest! I'm not that cruel and inhuman!]

[Lu Xueqi: Shut up, it's just a metaphor, listen to him!]

[Ye Fan: Okay, Sister Naiqi!]

[Lu Xueqi: My sword has never been dull!]

Ye Fan: Okay, Sister Xueqi...

[Lu Xian: What are you doing? Can't I even finish pretending in peace?]

[Lu Xueqi: @Lu Xian, be serious when you speak!]

Lu Xian: ...

[Lu Xian: @Yan Ling Ji, Fire-Fighting Princess, to sum it up, you actually lack nothing. You have money, food, weapons, and an unparalleled divine general!]

[Lu Xian: With this kind of perfect start, you can raise an army with a simple call to arms. In your martial arts world, even if a pig were to sit in the palace, I feel he could sweep across the land and be revered by all.]

[Lu Xian: Compared to everyone else in the group, Fire Girl, your fate is the most tragic, because you're the only one in the group who died young.]

[Lu Xian: But on the other hand, your situation is the most comfortable, because you can easily dominate your own world, something no one else in the group can do. Even if you wanted to become the first empress of the Warring States period, it would be a piece of cake.]

[Lu Xian: A fire-starter who doesn't want to be an empress isn't a good fire-starter!]

[Yan Ling Ji: Let me catch my breath...]

The information Lu Xian provided was quite a shock to Yan Lingji. She had never had such ambitions, let alone becoming the first empress.

[Xiao Yan: What are we waiting for? If it were me, I would have already risen up in rebellion! The heavens are dead, the yellow heavens shall rise! In the year of Jiazi, may the world prosper!]

[Ye Fan: Emperors take turns ruling, this year it's my turn. With our world as your backing, you can easily manipulate things, and all kinds of resources will be plentiful. Build high walls, stockpile grain, and delay declaring yourself king. In a year at most, you can not only sweep across the seven kingdoms of the Central Plains, but also defeat the Xiongnu in the north, conquer Rome in the west, cross the ocean to destroy America, and unify the entire earth!]

[Lu Xian: That's too much, that's too much. America didn't even exist back then; they were still savages...]

[Lu Xueqi: If we really did that, countless people would die in battle, wouldn't they?]

[Ye Fan: Sister Xueqi, not to be rude, but even without doing this, countless people would still die on the battlefield.]

[Ye Fan: We, the people of later generations, all say that the Russians are a fighting nation, but compared to us Chinese, they are nothing. We Chinese have been fighting since the time of the Yellow Emperor and Yan Emperor, for thousands of years without ceasing.]

[Xiao Yan: As descendants of that era, we are intimately familiar with its history. The world, after a long period of division, will inevitably unite; after a long period of unity, it will inevitably divide again. If the Fire-Breaking Princess could truly unify the world during the Warring States period, it would be an immense blessing, establishing an everlasting dynasty, ending world wars, and saving countless lives. Her achievements would be unparalleled throughout history, ushering in a golden age ahead of schedule!]

[Ye Fan: Damn, you're getting me all excited! I wish I could don my armor and charge into battle. When the time comes, history will record that General Ye Fan, the protector of the nation, defeated an army of ten thousand single-handedly, and that a god descended to earth to shatter a city wall with a single punch—his name will surely be etched in history!]

[Xiao Yan: I'm excited too! If I can't leave my name on my own Earth, leaving it on another Earth is just as good. If I could be granted a title of king (though not of the same surname) someday, that would be perfect! I don't mean anything by it; I just want to experience the happy life of an ancient king.]

The two goofballs started talking and then their conversation veered off course...

[Yan Ling Ji: ...]

I haven't even decided what I want yet, and you two are already fantasizing?

Yan Lingji couldn't help but roll her eyes.

[Lu Xian: I feel like you two shouldn't be serving as generals protecting the country or princes of different surnames. Places like the Eastern Depot and Western Depot need talents like you more!]

Lu Xian jumped out and stabbed the two men on the spot.

[Lu Xueqi: What did the Eastern Depot and Western Depot do?]

That's an excellent question.

I, Lu Xian, have decided to appoint you as the King of Straight Man!

[Lu Xian: They're just powerful eunuchs!]

Lu Xueqi: ...

Lu Xian thought that his words would quiet these two down, but he didn't expect that he had underestimated their shamelessness and goofy nature. They just let loose and let loose when no one was around to face them.

[Xiao Yan: The Eastern Depot and the Western Depot? That's a brilliant idea!]

[Ye Fan: Well, I wouldn't mind reluctantly becoming the supervisor of the Western Depot, Brother Kadian, you can take over the Eastern Depot!]

[Xiao Yan: Why should I?! I should be in charge of the Western Depot!]

[Ye Fan: Brother Kadian, if you can't handle the West Factory, let me do it.]

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[Lu Xueqi: Have you two lost your minds? What's with all this arguing about the Eastern Depot and Western Depot? Aren't you both just eunuchs?]

[Ye Fan: You don't understand. The Eastern Depot and the Western Depot are quite different.]

[Ye Fan: What the Eastern Depot can't control, the Western Depot can; what the Eastern Depot can't kill, the Western Depot can kill. In short, what the Eastern Depot can control, I can control; what the Eastern Depot can't control, the Western Depot will definitely control. Execute first, report later—this is the Western Depot, authorized by imperial power. Is that clear enough?]

[Xiao Yan: Damn, Brother Ye Hei, is this how you play the game?!]

[Xiao Yan: You forced me to do this!]

[Xiao Yan: So, if my Eastern Depot can't pay wages, will your Western Depot pay them or not?!]

Ye Fan: ?

[Lu Xian: You two idiots, that's enough! What's there to argue about? What East Depot or West Depot? In the end, they'll all come under my crematorium's jurisdiction!]

What a crematorium!

Xiao Yan and Ye Fan's eyes widened, and they were instantly killed!

[Lu Xian: @Yan Lingji, I've made up my mind. You can ask for help in the group anytime.]

[Yan Ling Ji: I've made up my mind.]

[Lu Xian: So fast?]

Yan Lingji's decisiveness surprised Lu Xian.

[Yan Lingji: I can wait, but the Baiyue people cannot. Every day, Baiyue people are dying. I must change all of this, and of course, the sooner the better.]

[Lu Xian: @Ye Fan @Xiao Yan, maybe your wishes are about to come true. I seem to see a magnificent star rising in that war-torn era, about to rule the entire world. The wars of more than two thousand years later will be nipped in the bud during the Warring States period...]

Ye Fan: I'm really looking forward to that moment!

[Xiao Yan: Welcome, Your Majesty! I request a fiefdom first!]

[Lu Xueqi: Sister Yan Lingji, has she decided to become empress?]

[Yan Ling Ji: Whether she becomes emperor or not, we'll discuss that later.]

[Yan Lingji: According to the three of them, the national blueprint will be to establish a nation through military might, sweeping across the Central Plains with swift and decisive action, and then expanding the territory outwards, unifying the four seas.]

[Yan Lingji: If we are to establish a nation through military might, my strength must be sufficient to command respect and awe the world. I can't always rely on you to step in and make a show of things.]

[Yan Lingji: @Lu Xian, you have so many ideas, do you have a way to quickly increase your strength?]

[Lu Xian: Yes, there is, but it's not something that can be mastered quickly. It might take some time, and it mainly depends on your own talent.]

Is there really a way?

Yan Lingji was pleasantly surprised by this.

[Yan Ling Ji: Please speak.]

[Lu Xian: We all come from different worlds, and each world has its own cultivation system. If you rely on your own cultivation system, it will be useless even if you cultivate for ten or twenty years. So, you can consider the cultivation systems of the other members of the group.]

(End of this chapter)